We've all known that woman....

[RaZon]

....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Now imagine....

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when...FUCK!!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.

after the dance..

she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not:rolleyes

after a few more drinks

she...can I follow you home?
him...hell, might as well:rolleyes

Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.

[DMC]

Koolaid Man cannot stand the pink.

[RaZon]

Koolaid Man cannot stand the pink.

Was it really that complex?

[Reck]

http://i2.lulzimg.com/5099af9607.gif

[RaZon]

http://i2.lulzimg.com/5099af9607.gif

You wouldn't have gotten it anyway. Way too deep for you....trust me!

[Reck]

http://i2.lulzimg.com/9056746149.jpg

[Woo Bum-kon]

You are a terrible poster and your threads are garbage.

[jeebus]

this is the kind of shit that belongs in the "completely raisin thought thread"

[RaZon]

You are a terrible poster and your threads are garbage.

This is you...


:lmao What a faggot.

....that's sad amigo.

[RaZon]

this is the kind of shit that belongs in the "completely raisin thought thread"

How would you know since you leech off everyone else?

[Woo Bum-kon]

What a faggot

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[RaZon]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

When someone is as limited/simple as you are it's not hard to do.

Hahahahaha....it's fun being back in 8th grade again:D

Never seen so many critics who when you examine their body of work they totally suck.

[Woo Bum-kon]

:lol You judging anybody else when all you do is spam this forum with stupid threads.

Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's worth reading.

[RaZon]

:lol You judging anybody else when all you do is spam this forum with stupid threads.

Just because you have an idea doesn't mean it's worth reading.

And you do what? Enought about me let's talk about you.

Why read threads that don't interest ....you....? I don't. I also don't..."this thread sucks you fucking faggot". Why would I care what anyone else posts if it doesn't have anything to do with me...well? Why are you so worried about me? Show me/us how it's done slick. Well?

Lets examine the last thread you sired ok amigo? Be right back....

I had a feeling you were full of shit, I went back 10 pages slick....nothing. Yet here you are trying to tell me how it's done....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously you are a follower/a leech, so don't be telling anyone what they need to be doing. Since you do....nothing.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Show me/us how it's done slick.

Okay. The trick is to not make shitty threads. I have mastered this art, and you can, too, with a few easy steps:

1.) Think of something.
2.) Now, think of something else, because the first thing you thought of was retarded.
3.) Okay, now don't make a thread about it, because nobody cares, moron.

Okay, now you try.

[cantthinkofanything]

And you do what? Enought about me let's talk about you.

Why read threads that don't interest ....you....? I don't. I also don't..."this thread sucks you fucking faggot". Why would I care what anyone else posts if it doesn't have anything to do with me...well? Why are you so worried about me? Show me/us how it's done slick. Well?

Lets examine the last thread you sired ok amigo? Be right back....

I had a feeling you were full of shit, I went back 10 pages slick....nothing. Yet here you are trying to tell me how it's done....hahahahaha!!!!!!!! Obviously you are a follower/a leech, so don't be telling anyone what they need to be doing. Since you do....nothing.

Please tell your mom that I'm not into Hot Carls.

[RaZon]

Okay. The trick is to not make shitty threads. I have mastered this art, and you can, too, with a few easy steps:

1.) Think of something.
2.) Now, think of something else, because the first thing you thought of was retarded.
3.) Okay, now don't make a thread about it, because nobody cares, moron.

Okay, now you try.

That won't work amigo. I'm one of those.."show me"..types. Go ahead post a thread all your very own, I want to see how it's done. So far all you've done is wimperwahwahwah. If you can't post even..one...thread then how can you be a critic since you have no experience...well?

[Woo Bum-kon]

:lol I don't create shitty threads because I know not to make shitty threads outta whatever thoughts come to my mind. I have absolute authority in this matter.

[RaZon]

Please tell your mom that I'm not into Hot Carls.

Please tell yours to please trim her nails, my back is a mess. Oh yeah, also tell her my name is RaZon not...OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD..YES YES YESSS!!!!!

I'm back in junior high again...hahahaha!!!!!

[RaZon]

:lol I don't create shitty threads because I know not to make shitty threads outta whatever thoughts come to my mind. I have absolute authority in this matter.

translation

Sorry RaZon but I lack creativity, am not well read, don't know much about anything and would totally suck if I attempted to post a thread by myself. I prefer to follow others around sucking off them. That's all I can do being as limited/simple as I am.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'm back in junior high again...hahahaha!!!!!

dating 14 year olds no doubt

[Reck]

Please tell yours to please trim her nails, my back is a mess. Oh yeah, also tell her my name is RaZon not...OH GODDDDDDDDDDDD..YES YES YESSS!!!!!

I'm back in junior high again...hahahaha!!!!!

Resorting to racist antics now. :lol

You're pathetic. No one likes you here. Hit teh road jack.

[Woo Bum-kon]

It's not a coincidence that so many posters think you suck. In fact, some think you suck so much that it has to be intentional.

Do you know why that is?

[RaZon]

dating 14 year olds no doubt

Do you think at all before posting:rolleyes

What on earth would I do with a 14 year old who knows...zero? When there are tons of experienced full grown women out there?

Dude, are you really as fucked up as you appear here? Bipolar?

You work wayyy too hard at this silly..."see me everyone aren't I funny"...it's lame stupid.

[RaZon]

It's not a coincidence that so many posters think you suck. In fact, some think you suck so much that it has to be intentional.

Do you know why that is?

I'm not 19?

[Woo Bum-kon]

That doesn't make any sense.

People think you're a shit poster because you make shitty, long-winded threads. Also, you were trolled by cantthinkofanything of all people.

You have proven that you are beyond saving. You must now eliminate yourself.

[cantthinkofanything]

Do you think at all before posting:rolleyes

What on earth would I do with a 14 year old who knows...zero? When there are tons of experienced full grown women out there?

Dude, are you really as fucked up as you appear here? Bipolar?

You work wayyy too hard at this silly..."see me everyone aren't I funny"...it's lame stupid.

you're a turd burgler. you burgle turds.

[RaZon]

That doesn't make any sense.

People think you're a shit poster because you make shitty, long-winded threads. Also, you were trolled by cantthinkofanything of all people.

You have proven that you are beyond saving. You must now eliminate yourself.

Well we could all do what you do....0.

[CuckingFunt]

....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Now imagine....

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when...FUCK!!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.

after the dance..

she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not:rolleyes

after a few more drinks

she...can I follow you home?
him...hell, might as well:rolleyes

Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.

You fail at basic communication.

[RaZon]

you're a turd burgler. you burgle turds.

You know what's funny? Here this diot thinking he is working me as I work him. The moron is too stupid to figure it out...hahaha!!!!!!

Ok done dealing with the bores here on this board. They aren't creative enought and lack the intelligence to be entertaining.

Let's have some music:D

3NfKcuvO6VI (http://3NfKcuvO6VI)

[cantthinkofanything]

You know what's funny? Here this diot thinking he is working me as I work him. The moron is too stupid to figure it out...hahaha!!!!!!

Ok done dealing with the bores here on this board. They aren't creative enought and lack the intelligence to be entertaining.

Let's have some music:D

you're a knob gobbler. you gobble knobs.

[RaZon]

You fail at basic communication.

I seriously doubt that.

[RaZon]

you're a knob gobbler. you gobble knobs.

translation

Hey RaZon play some old prewar blues bro.

[RaZon]

No problem midget.

ydx-lB797ok (http://ydx-lB797ok)

[CuckingFunt]

I seriously doubt that.

I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Welcome to every RaZon thread.

This is his very first club thread:



primitive prewar blues....incredible...Robert Johnson
jazz...hmmm?...Jellyroll Morton
early country....how else can you slobber in your beer?...Hank Williams
folk...time and place...Woody Guthrie
rockabilly...catchy...Elvis
rock & roll....amazing...The Rolling Stones
soul...cool!...James Brown
R&B...nice...Wynonie Harris
urban blues...very nice...Jimmy Reed
paleface blues...great stuff..SRV
punk...sucks!...Ramones
rap...trys to reach a few small audience. But is successful... emminen
heavymedal...totally sucks...Megadeath
reggae...Bob Marley is cool.
alternative...hit and miss...Harry Manx

Just the opinion of a guy who has heard it all.

Oh yeah...classical...there really is a time and place...Beethoven



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oopuY8Ko01whttp://

Kudos to anybody who can understand what he was trying to say with this thread.

[RaZon]

I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

Come on, you know as well as I do you understood everything I typed. There is some need on your part to try and play...I'm above it...when in reality you understood perfectly. How many ways can you not understand....there are no women on Mount Rushmore? I play with ellipses...obviously. You understood it.

[RaZon]

Welcome to every RaZon thread.

This is his very first club thread:




Kudos to anybody who can understand what he was trying to say with this thread.

You couldn't figure that out? The title was...Music...right? So I'm probably talking...hmm?..music?

Jazz...opinion...key artist

WOW...talk about complex:rolleyes:rolleyes

You honestly didn't get it?

[Woo Bum-kon]

:lol you use ellipses for no real reason at all.

[RaZon]

:lol you use ellipses for no real reason at all.

Yes I do, I like them, they are cute.

What I wouldn't do is tell others what they should do when all I do is follow people around.

[Woo Bum-kon]

You don't understand the point of the ellipsis. For a man in his thirties, that's pretty sad.


You couldn't figure that out?

Jazz...opinion...key artist

WOW...talk about complex:rolleyes:rolleyes

:rollin

More like:

Ambiguous thread title
random genre - ellipses for no real reason - incomplete thought - ellipses for no real reason - name of band

That's inane rambling.

:lol kind of sad that you are incapable of making coherent threads.

[Fpoonsie]

Okay. The trick is to not make shitty threads. I have mastered this art, and you can, too, with a few easy steps:

1.) Think of something.
2.) Now, think of something else, because the first thing you thought of was retarded.
3.) Okay, now don't make a thread about it, because nobody cares, moron.

Okay, now you try.


I didn't mean that as a baseless insult. I was speaking quite literally.

Message boards are of course an intentionally informal environment, and it is therefore assumed that people may not strictly adhere to the basic rules of grammar and sentence structure. That's fine. But it remains a written medium, and successful communication requires that you at least to use language in such a way that you are able to express the point(s) as you intended. At that, you have failed.

I have no doubt that you intended to say, well, something with your opening post. Perhaps not anything of great importance, but something at least vaguely coherent. About women, I think. And Mount Rushmore. And it looks as though there are excerpts of dialog?

But that is literally all I was able to make of your post. It reads as a collection of words picked at random and occasionally interspersed with improperly used ellipses.

You almost certainly intended to communicate something, but you have failed to do so. Not really something open to interpretation. Or doubt.

:rollin

These are both fan.fucking.tastic.

[RaZon]

You don't understand the point of the ellipsis. For a man in his thirties, that's pretty sad.



:rollin

More like:

Ambiguous thread title
random genre - ellipses for no real reason - incomplete thought - ellipses for no real reason - name of band

That's inane rambling.

:lol kind of sad that you are incapable of making coherent threads.

Kinda sad is you aren't capable of making any threads at all coherent or not. I'll work on being more readable you work on getting some balls...ok?

[Woo Bum-kon]

:lmao it doesn't take balls to make shitty, incoherent threads like you do. You're not brave for making dumb threads, and you're not helping your cause by randomly placing ellipses all throughout your posts.

At least the 19-year-olds who post/have posted here are more capable of expressing themselves than you, a man in your thirties.

[CuckingFunt]

:lol you use ellipses for no real reason at all.


Yes I do, I like them, they are cute.

They are not cute. They are a tool. And they have an actual use/meaning.

Here, for instance:


Come on, you know as well as I do you understood everything I typed. There is some need on your part to try and play...I'm above it...when in reality you understood perfectly. How many ways can you not understand....there are no women on Mount Rushmore? I play with ellipses...obviously. You understood it.

After reading your post over a couple of times, I assume that in the bolded sentence you are attempting to convey that I am pretending not to understand your posts because I want to appear above you? And, therefore, the phrase "I'm above it" is meant to be part of my thought process when reading/responding to your posts. However, due to your use of adorable li'l ellipses, it instead reads as if you're interrupting your own sentence to schizophrenically announce that you're above it (above what?), only to regain your train of thought and soldier on.

Again, I'm not trolling here. Or attempting to insult you for no reason. I'm merely informing you of that fact that many of your posts, and all of the ones that start brand new threads, read as if you are arguing with yourself.

So, no, I didn't understand your post. It honestly didn't even feel as if I was meant to be reading it. Came across as more of a confused journal entry.

[Reck]

RaZon you boring fuck. Isn't your asshole tired of taking it in the ass all night. Give it a rest.

[RaZon]

:lmao it doesn't take balls to make shitty, incoherent threads like you do. You're not brave for making dumb threads, and you're not helping your cause by randomly placing ellipses all throughout your posts.

At least the 19-year-olds who post/have posted here are more capable of expressing themselves than you, a man in your thirties.


Have you ever posted a thread all your very own?

[RaZon]

RaZon you boring fuck. Isn't your asshole tired of taking it in the ass all night. Give it a rest.

You gotta be kidding me, a bunch of kids acting stupid have no effect on me at all. It's called, know your target audience.

[RaZon]

Resorting to racist antics now. :lol

You're pathetic. No one likes you here. Hit teh road jack.

In case you haven't noticed nobody likes anyone here.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Have you ever posted a thread all your very own?

If I do, I'll be sure to make it coherent.

:rollin But it is funny that you keep bringing that up. Again, it's not hard to make a thread out of some rambling, incoherent thoughts, like you do. I just have the good sense not to.

[RaZon]

If I do, I'll be sure to make it coherent.

:rollin But it is funny that you keep bringing that up. Again, it's not hard to make a thread out of some rambling, incoherent thoughts, like you do. I just have the good sense not to.



Hey wimperwahwah, instead of worrying about me why not step up to the plate and swing for the fences yourself? You seem real worried about what I do when you can't even post one thread. Are you afraid? Tell me wimperwahwah why try and be critical about something you can't do yourself? Prove yourself before telling others what they need to be doing. So far you've done nothing. You have no right to tell anyone anything until you do something yourself, so shut the fuck up.

Coherent?

[Woo Bum-kon]

Actually, I do have a right--no, a civic obligation--to tell you how shitty your threads are. I'm just doing what I am supposed to do.

Don't lash out. Take what I posted in this thread to heart. Next time you think about starting a thread, don't, because you suck as a poster and a human being.

[RaZon]

Actually, I do have a right--no, a civic obligation--to tell you how shitty your threads are. I'm just doing what I am supposed to do.

Don't lash out. Take what I posted in this thread to heart. Next time you think about starting a thread, don't, because you suck as a poster and a human being.

Is that coming from a guy who has shitty responses to everyone and then follows them around afraid to do anything on his own because he has no balls? Little man try being something other than a low rent leech...ok? Unless you are capable of posting a thread all on your own who have no say about anything that goes on here. You are a nothing and a nobody. You are not untitled to an opinion.

[Woo Bum-kon]

I see that you still cannot grasp the purpose for the ellipsis.

How about this: I'll make a thread when you learn proper English. Deal?

[RaZon]

I see that you still cannot grasp the purpose for the ellipsis.

How about this: I'll make a thread when you learn proper English. Deal?

I tell you what I'll never use another ellipsis if you start a thread right now, deal?

Now keep in mind you've been telling me how I suck long and hard so you better be good at it. Ok amigo show the world what you got.

[Woo Bum-kon]

I tell you what I'll never use another ellipsis if you start a thread right now, deal?

Done. Never use an ellipsis again.

[RaZon]

Done. Never use an ellipsis again.

A copy and paste job is all you got? Dude, you really can't post a thread can you? Is this some childhood infliction or something? The fear of the thread?

Sorry but that won't cut it. I want you to come up something belonging to you, hell. a monkey can copy and paste and you criticize others? Are you kidding me?

Go back and give us something of yours, can you do it? I don't think you can, prove me wrong.

Little man, don't come on here running your big fucking mouth then when it's time to put up or shut up you can only copy and paste. Talk about a failure.........sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Woo Bum-kon]

Nope, none of that bullshit. That wasn't the deal. I posted the thread, now stop abusing a tool that you don't know how to use.

[RaZon]

Nope, none of that bullshit. That wasn't the deal. I posted the thread, now stop abusing a tool that you don't know how to use.

You copy and pasted. Which tells us what about you? How about you don't post threads because you're a dumb fuck without a clue of what to say. So you follow me/others around because without us you have nothing?

Do you honestly believe anyone really needs............... even you can't be that fucking stupid.

Sorry slick but a copy and paste job won't work.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Do you honestly believe anyone really needs............... even you can't be that fucking stupid.

What does this even mean? Your English teachers failed you completely.

[manufan10]

:lol RaZon

[RaZon]

What does this even mean? Your English teachers failed you completely.

You really are an idiot aren't you? You honestly didn't get that? Dude, how simple does it have to be for you?

Read it again, now think.

Like talking to a 5 year old.

[manufan10]

RaZon:

http://comedycentralafrica.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/jd-arguing-with-myself-main-281211.jpg?height=211&sharpen=true

[Woo Bum-kon]

You really are an idiot aren't you? You honestly didn't get that? Dude, how simple does it have to be for you?

Read it again, now think.

Like talking to a 5 year old.

:rollin

Okay, let's review the sentence since it is so easy to understand.



Do you honestly believe anyone really needs

Okay, makes sense so far.


...............

Then you randomly post over ten periods for no reason.


even you can't be that fucking stupid.

And then you finish it off with something that had nothing to do with the rest of the sentence.

Do I honestly believe that anyone what? Why can't I be that fucking stupid, and how does it pertain to the rest of the sentence? What was the purpose of the fifteen periods that you put in the middle of the sentence?

Nobody who reads that sentence would have any idea what you are talking about. It's not even a sentence, really.

[RaZon]

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/4/4/839309.jpg

manufan10

[Trill Clinton]

co sign the OP. These bitches need to stay in they lane.

[RaZon]

:rollin

Okay, let's review the sentence since it is so easy to understand.




Okay, makes sense so far.



Then you randomly post over ten periods for no reason.



And then you finish it off with something that had nothing to do with the rest of the sentence.

Do I honestly believe that anyone what? Why can't I be that fucking stupid, and how does it pertain to the rest of the sentence? What was the purpose of the fifteen periods that you put in the middle of the sentence?

Nobody who reads that sentence would have any idea what you are talking about. It's not even a sentence, really.


Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you for fucking real?

[cantthinkofanything]

In case you haven't noticed nobody likes anyone here.

And yet your shitty posts have somehow united everyone in the opinion that your troll sucks. But if that was your goal, you've succeeded. Congratulations on your monumental waste of time. Your parents must be proud.

Hold on...what's that??? Oh, your mom says she's not proud.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you for fucking real?

Nice copout. Address my post.

[Goran Dragic]

Woo Bum-kon, with the motherfuckin goods

[RaZon]

And yet your shitty posts have somehow united everyone in the opinion that your troll sucks. But if that was your goal, you've succeeded. Congratulations on your monumental waste of time. Your parents must be proud.

Hold on...what's that??? Oh, your mom says she's not proud.

I get the feeling anything deeper than...

you faggot
yo mama whatever
YOU'RE A TROLL YES YOU ARE


...is going to suck "here".

[DeadlyDynasty]

Was it really that complex?

Please stop breathing.

[RaZon]

Nice copout. Address my post.

You saw nothing but a bunch of dots idiot?

[RaZon]

Please stop breathing.

Please stop acting like an idiot.

[Woo Bum-kon]

You saw nothing but a bunch of dots idiot?

Nice copout. I commented on more than that.

Stop stalling and explain to me what that sentence means and how it is supposed to be clear to the average reader.

[RaZon]

Nice copout. I commented on more than that.

Stop stalling and explain to me what that sentence means and how it is supposed to be clear to the average reader.

I wasn't trying to talk to the average reader that was directed right at you. Now think!

Still waiting for you to show us all what a real thread should look like. Why are you so afraid?

[Woo Bum-kon]

I wasn't trying to talk to the average reader that was directed right at you.

Doesn't matter. Syntax still exists.

Fifth time asking now.

[Bitch]

....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Now imagine....

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when...FUCK!!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.

after the dance..

she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not:rolleyes

after a few more drinks

she...can I follow you home?
him...hell, might as well:rolleyes

Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.


This post reminds me of when my ex-husband would get really stoned and start babbling random shit thinking he was some deep-thinking genius, when in reality to anyone sober, he was just a rambling, annoying idiot.

But I'll bite. There's also a reason why men, having entered the world from between a pair of thighs, spend their entire existence trying to get back between some.

PSA: Don't toke and post. :hat

[ElBorracho]

No aye razon por estas estupido threads.

[RaZon]

No aye razon por estas estupido threads.

translation

I love Razon he no poke el funno at my mama.

[cantthinkofanything]

translation

I love Razon he no poke el funno at my mama.

but everyone poke RaZon's mama.

[ScoobyDoo]

razon riz run ramblin razzole.

[RaZon]

but everyone poke RaZon's mama.

nodody poke yo mama, cause she's ugly.


Apparently that's what sells tickets here. I tried not to have to sink that low but when in Rome...

[RaZon]

razon riz run ramblin razzole.

What a dog.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Still waiting on an explanation for that post.

[RaZon]

Still waiting on an explanation for that post.

Still waiting on you to post a thread with you talking about something profound and meaningful. Fuck a copy and paste job. What are you a monkey?

[Woo Bum-kon]

Okay, so we have established that RaZon doesn't even understand what he posted. That explains a whole lot.

[RaZon]

Okay, so we have established that RaZon doesn't even understand what he posted. That explains a whole lot.

Okay so we have established that Woo Ball-less can't post a thread, he has...0...to say. So he jumps on a leg and has to be hauled around.

[Woo Bum-kon]

I already posted a thread.

Also, posting a thread does not automatically mean that one has something to say. You have proven that is not the case several times.

For the seventh time, explain what "Do you honestly believe anyone really needs............... even you can't be that fucking stupid." means, please.

[RaZon]

I already posted a thread.

Also, posting a thread does not automatically mean that one has something to say. You have proven that is not the case several times.

For the seventh time, explain what "Do you honestly believe anyone really needs............... even you can't be that fucking stupid." means, please.

You copied and pasted. Did you really think that's what I was talking about? Are you really that dense?

Tell me stupid what ".........." did I just do?

[Blake]

....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!

Now imagine....

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when...FUCK!!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

she...psssttt...you hear that?
him...yes I did...go check it out
she..ok, stay here.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

she...care to dance?
him...sure!
she...so what's your name?
him...John Doe
she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
him...thanks.

after the dance..

she...can I buy you a drink?
him...why not:rolleyes

after a few more drinks

she...can I follow you home?
him...hell, might as well:rolleyes

Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.

I liked Bill Burr's routine better.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Tell me stupid what ".........." did I just do?

What? That doesn't make sense either. Jesus Christ, you suck.

[RaZon]

What? That doesn't make sense either. Jesus Christ, you suck.

I kept waiting for somebody to rescue your dumbass with a..."Woo Butt-hole he's fucking wih ya"....but nobody came to your rescue and you are too stupid to figure it out on your own. Can you do anything on your own?

Knowing you were a lame little shit I worked you like a three bit whore. Now I feel guilty. I do prefer a little challenge, something you aren't.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Oh, you were just pretending to be a retard with zero understanding of syntax.

Hopefully, this means that you will start using English from now on.

[RaZon]

Oh, you were just pretending to be a retard with zero understanding of syntax.

Hooefully, this means that you will start using English from now on.

Hooefully???

[Woo Bum-kon]

Thanks for noticing my mistake.

As long as it means that you will stop making shitty threads and abusing the English language, I would sacrifice myself for the greater good. I've already done it once before.

[RaZon]

Thanks for noticing my mistake.

As long as it means that you will stop making shitty threads and abusing the English language, I would sacrifice myself for the greater good. I've already done it once before.

Few things in life are more important than a thread in a Playhouse:rolleyes How's bout you worry for the both of us.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

- .... .. ... - .... .-. . .- -.. ... ..- -.-. -.- ...

[cantthinkofanything]

- .... .. ... - .... .-. . .- -.. ... ..- -.-. -.- ...

That's what I did to RaZon's mom.

[sandman]

You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when...FUCK!!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

Faulty logic. We both know there is no traffic on Hwy 99 at midnight. All the white folk in Richmond and Cinco Ranch are in bed at 10pm.

[RaZon]

That's what I did to RaZon's mom.

Something tells me your mom mistreated you when you were growing up. There is something going on here with your fetish for mom's. It's always something having to do with moms. Did she leave you with a grandparent? Did she molest or abuse you or both? Did you even know your mom? I'm dead serious here. You take it way past just stupid internet bullshit. You are obbsessed with, your mom. Why?

[RaZon]

Faulty logic. We both know there is no traffic on Hwy 99 at midnight. All the white folk in Richmond and Cinco Ranch are in bed at 10pm.

You do know that Hwy 99 runs the length of central Cali...right?

[sandman]

You do know that Hwy 99 runs the length of central Cali...right?

Hwy 99 runs right through all the nice white communities on the west side of the Houston metro area too. It was a logical assumption on a Spurs message board that your reference was Texas based. It was a joke about the Houston 'burbs, so don't take it personal.

And yes, I do know about Hwy 99 in Cali. I grew up in Lompoc and my work has had me in Bakersfield and Fresno quite a bit.

[CuckingFunt]

A copy and paste job is all you got? Dude, you really can't post a thread can you? Is this some childhood infliction or something? The fear of the thread?

Sorry but that won't cut it. I want you to come up something belonging to you, hell. a monkey can copy and paste and you criticize others? Are you kidding me?

Go back and give us something of yours, can you do it? I don't think you can, prove me wrong.

Little man, don't come on here running your big fucking mouth then when it's time to put up or shut up you can only copy and paste. Talk about a failure.........sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hardly seems fair to require originality when the opening posts in a number of the threads you've started have consisted of nothing more than artist/band names, ellipses, and youtubes.

[jeebus]

Raisin getting buttfucked per the usual. He's like a mix of luva and aids.

[CuckingFunt]

You do know that Hwy 99 runs the length of central Cali...right?

Not much traffic on that Hwy 99 at midnight, either.

[cantthinkofanything]

Something tells me your mom mistreated you when you were growing up. There is something going on here with your fetish for mom's. It's always something having to do with moms. Did she leave you with a grandparent? Did she molest or abuse you or both? Did you even know your mom? I'm dead serious here. You take it way past just stupid internet bullshit. You are obbsessed with, your mom. Why?

I don't know. Maybe together we can seek to understand why I always end up making the buttsex to your mom.

[RaZon]

Hardly seems fair to require originality when the opening posts in a number of the threads you've started have consisted of nothing more than artist/band names, ellipses, and youtubes.

That's not accurate at all. You might wanna actually know what you speak of.

[RaZon]

Raisin getting buttfucked per the usual. He's like a mix of luva and aids.


You gotta be kidding:rolleyes

[RaZon]

Not much traffic on that Hwy 99 at midnight, either.

Who said anything about a mass of traffic? Are you saying nobody can be there at midnight:rolleyes

[RaZon]

I don't know. Maybe together we can seek to understand why I always end up making the buttsex to your mom.

You really do have some sort of problem. Sad.

[RaZon]

:lmao haters can't help but keep posting in RaZon's threads

Any body down with Lightnin Hopkins and TVZ is down in my book

No way a bunch a kids with emotional problems make any real dent with me.

You seem a step above the riff raff.

[Jeff Leppard]

Viability of suicide and whatnot.

[russellgoat]

i need something big and strong behind my back.

[RaZon]

i need something big and strong behind my back.

translation

Here's some Lightnin' Hopkins, what an amazing sound.

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[mouse]

You wouldn't have gotten it anyway. Way too deep for you....trust me!
That's what she (John Doe) said.

[RaZon]

That's what she (John Doe) said.

Let's have some more dance music, you made my morning. I was dancing all over the place.



G5r5OE_u5m0 (http://G5r5OE_u5m0)

[russellgoat]

i love you razon

[cantthinkofanything]

Let's have some more dance music, you made my morning. I was dancing all over the place.



G5r5OE_u5m0 (http://G5r5OE_u5m0)

responding to yourself. pathetic.

how was it you decided to come to Spurstalk? I mean in your pretend troll world.

[RaZon]

i love you razon

I can understand that. And I hate to hurt you but I have a girlfriend. She is the closest thing to perfection I've found. She has that...my daddy owns oil wells....walk, more a glide. After a long night of passionate love making, and I'm totally spent laying there in my little boat on a sea of bliss she'll yell....NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is so cute.

[RaZon]

responding to yourself. pathetic.

how was it you decided to come to Spurstalk? I mean in your pretend troll world.

This is how it's going to go starting right now amigo. It's more than obvious you are some sort of freak. You don't want to talk or visit or do anything other than play..."see me everyone, ain't I totally fucked up"...so play it. Everytime you post on a thread of mine I'm going to play some music. You are a mess guy and I'm done playing with you. But I do love the music so instead of you being a total bummer, some music on you.

The last thing I'll say to you.....GROW UP!


Ok this is one of the greatest...oldies...ever. Story goes Johnny Otis (famous talent scout, music man) stopped at a restaurant one night, as he was walking from his car to his table he heard some young black guys singing in a nearby parking lot. Yep, the rest...history.

D40veCPDOxI (http://D40veCPDOxI)

[Gutter92]

I have a fun habit of going to the last couple pages of longer topics...

So far, lot of misunderstood jokes,attempts at explaining said misunderstood jokes, hemann shielding yet another person from semen (Razon)...random troll posts throughout the thread, videos to bands I've never heard of...

Man, now I see why Kori/timvp didn't sell this site...:lol

[RaZon]

I have a fun habit of going to the last couple pages of longer topics...

So far, lot of misunderstood jokes,attempts at explaining said misunderstood jokes, hemann shielding yet another person from semen (Razon)...random troll posts throughout the thread, videos to bands I've never heard of...

Man, now I see why Kori/timvp didn't sell this site...:lol

This is the Playground. But if you try to play...hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JudynTX]

I can't believe I read this shitty thread.

[manufan10]

I can't believe I read this shitty thread.

Then I would suggest not to read any of RaZon's threads in the future. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

You are a terrible poster and your threads are garbage.
Solid take, tbh... Woo Bum-kon with the goods...

[Avante]

Solid take, tbh... Woo Bum-kon with the goods...

Who here should I pattern myself after?

[silverblk mystix]

translation

I love Razon he no poke el funno at my mama.

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Who here should I pattern myself after?
Someone who doesn't post here, tbh...

[Avante]

Someone who doesn't post here, tbh...

So who do you look up to here?

[Clipper Nation]

So who do you look up to here?
People who don't flood the Club with shit threads...

[Avante]

People who don't flood the Club with shit threads...

So what's a really neat thread about?

[Clipper Nation]

So what's a really neat thread about?
Nothing you ever blather about...

[silverblk mystix]

Nothing you ever blather about...

Think of some on your own and post them.

[Clipper Nation]

Think of some on your own and post them.
Sure, let me come up with a butthurt screenplay first, tbh... :lol

[Avante]

Nothing you ever blather about...

So there is nobody here you admire. You have no idea what a cool thread is and you wanna give out advice, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

So there is nobody here you admire. You have no idea what a cool thread is and you wanna give out advice, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You really can't read and understand what people are saying, B...

[silverblk mystix]

Sure, let me come up with a butthurt screenplay first, tbh... :lol

If one of your buddies had written that you would have been a suck up and praised it.

:lmao

[Avante]

You really can't read and understand what people are saying, B...

I do just fine sluggo, I'm asking you to be specific and all you can do is play the fucking idiot role.

So tell me stupid, what is your idea of a really cool thread? Answer the fucking question.

[Clipper Nation]

If one of your buddies had written that you would have been a suck up and praised it.

:lmao
I don't care who wrote it, I wouldn't be praising something that unfunny and uninteresting, B...

[silverblk mystix]

I don't care who wrote it, I wouldn't be praising something that unfunny and uninteresting, B...

You are a follower and a sheep, of course you wouldn't understand creativity.

[Avante]

You are a follower and a sheep, of course you wouldn't understand creativity.

You've noticed that also I see. Yep old CN isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Real simple.

[Clipper Nation]

dating 14 year olds no doubt

Prophetic statement, tbh :lol

[DisAsTerBot]

:rollin