Kobe morphs into Alan Iverson

[gmartin02]

OK - Kobe has shot better in his last 2 games, and hit a couple of almost end of game 3s in the last couple of days, but look at these shooting % #s for his last 15 games of March:

Field goals: 122-360

Shooting %: .339

That's horrible - during that stretch the Lakers won 9 & lost 6, including losses to: Washington Wizards, Utah Jazz (home game), Detroit Pistons, Houston Rockets - All of these losses were by 5 points or less, and Kobe shot horribly in all 4 games, missing at least 17 shots in each game. The Lakers would have easily won all 4 of these games if not for Kobe's terrible shooting, and would be in a much better playoff position instead of being back in the pack.

Dude - give up the rock a little more in games that you suck - a few more stretches like this & Kobe will be ready for the old folks home

[Giuseppe]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[ElNono]

From a Simmons article... who are these players?

Player A: 30.7 PPG, 42.4% FG, 30.8% 3FG, 24.2 FGA, 10.5 FTA, 4.6 TO, 23.2 PER, 42.3 MPG.
Player B: 28.1 PPG, 42.4% FG, 29.1% 3FG, 23.5 FGA, 8.0 FTA, 3.7 TO, 22.1 PER, 38.6 MPG
Player C: 26.4 PPG, 45.8% FG, 34.5% 3FG, 19.0 FGA, 9.7 FTA, 3.0 TO, 20.9 PER, 41.8 MPG.

[Giuseppe]

^Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[namlook]

Isn't Iverson trying to get his first ring in the Syrian basketball league?

[Reck]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

I'm still around, show some respect.

[ElNono]

Isn't Iverson still trying to get his first ring in the Syrian basketball league?

He got kicked out of there because he doesn't like to practice...

[Giuseppe]

I'm still around, show some respect.

Fuck off.

[Reck]

Fuck off.

I'm dissapointed in you scrub. I taugh you better then this.

[baseline bum]

That's not even Iverson; it's Stackhouse level tbh.

[Katherine Robinson]

Please don't upset Dale tonight, boys. He hurt his hand hitt....giving me a massage. I don't want him to suffer, thank you.

[Giuseppe]

Please don't upset Dale tonight, boys. He hurt his hand hitt....giving me a massage. I don't want him to suffer, thank you.

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Katherine Robinson]

I'm too tired Dale, can't you just watch your collection of naked centerfolds of tall black men and perform a hand release? I'll get you the Icy Hot

[Woo Bum-kon]

Please don't upset Dale tonight, boys. He hurt his hand hitt....giving me a massage. I don't want him to suffer, thank you.

lol

[Giuseppe]

I'm too tired Dale, can't you just watch your collection of naked centerfolds of tall black men and perform a hand release? I'll get you the Icy Hot

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Giuseppe]

lol

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[ElNono]

I'm too tired Dale, can't you just watch your collection of naked centerfolds of tall black men and perform a hand release? I'll get you the Icy Hot

:lol

[Giuseppe]

:lol


Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Woo Bum-kon]

I'm too tired Dale, can't you just watch your collection of naked centerfolds of tall black men and perform a hand release? I'll get you the Icy Hot

lol

[Giuseppe]

lol


Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[namlook]

He got kicked out of there because he doesn't like to practice...

Comparing a guy who doesn't like to practice to the ultimate workaholic. :lol