Strangest places you've ever jerked off

[Ricky Davis]

Let's talk about it.

I was working late one day and it was about 1:00 am. I had been there since 8:00 am and I was tired, losing focus and needed a pick-me-up. I knew no one else was in the office building so I went to the private bathroom and worked one out real quick.

[RaZon]

When I worked the rodeo circuit as a rodeo clown I once had to feed the bulls. There was this one bull, they called him...Bodacious...and he was. What an ass, I just couldn't help it so I took the bucket I was going to use to haul feed, sat down on top of it and while checking out that Bodacious ass.....

[cantthinkofanything]

RaZon's mom's wig.

[Ricky Davis]

When I worked the rodeo circuit as a rodeo clown I once had to feed the bulls. There was this one bull, they called him...Bodacious...and he was. What an ass, I just couldn't help it so I took the bucket I was going to use to haul feed, sat down on top of it and while checking out that Bodacious ass.....

ok. I lol'd

[2pac > Kobe]

A long ass time ago it was my first day at this school but they didn't have my classes set up so I had to chill in the office for like the first 2 periods, the phone lady was a fine ass cougar it got to the point where I couldn't contain my raging boner and went to the bathroom to get it out.

It was hard to get it out but after 5 mins I was at the point of no return and got it done.

[TIMMYD!]

Walmart parking lot

[CubanSucks]

junior high restroom, before school started so there was no one around the hall it was in

hospital restroom, when I was volunteering for school

[DeadlyDynasty]

In church, 5th and 6th grade...whenever we kneeled in the pews for prayer i would rub the front of my pants (stealthlike) against the hymns resting in the holders of the pew in front of me...never came but the friction always felt great. Weird, i know

[cantthinkofanything]

In church, 5th and 6th grade...whenever we kneeled in the pews for prayer i would rub the front of my pants (stealthlike) against the hymns resting in the holders of the pew in front of me...never came but the friction always felt great. Weird, i know

Then you didn't jerk off.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Then you didn't jerk off.

No, but God was with me. Ipso facto > your experience

[cantthinkofanything]

No, but God was with me. Ipso facto > your experience

I finally got around to reading American Gods. I'm about a fourth of the way in. I don't know why it took me so long to try it. Awesome book so far.