What city would you least like to play for if you were drafted?

[Troll Assassin]

And what position would you play. Would you force a trade like Kobe?

[Venti Quattro]

If I was as good as Kobe, I will force a trade.

[Muser]

Detroit or Cleveland. But if I was getting paid all that money I doubt i'd give a fuck.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Milwaukee
Cleveland
Twin Cities
SLC
San Antonio

[DeadlyDynasty]

and Delta City

[Troll Assassin]

definitely salt lake

[Venti Quattro]

San Antonio
Sacramento
Cleveland
Milwaukee
Utah
Minny
Detroit
Houston

[BlackSwordsMan]

Denver -- You can get raped and you get the blame for it.

[DJB]

Milwaukee

[LkrFan]

Dumb thread. I'd play anywhere for million$

[LkrFan]

Denver -- You can get raped and you get the blame for it.

:lol

[Troll Assassin]

Oklahoma City
Det San Antone.

[pass1st]

Portland, might as well take a hammer to my knees if I played there.

[Spurs da champs]

Toronto.

[Troll Assassin]

Portland, might as well take a hammer to my knees if I played there.

:lmao

[Reck]

Detroit
Milwaukee
Atlanta

[Juggity]

Oklahoma City, Los Angeles, Orlando, Atlanta, Salt Lake City

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.imgur.com/KDeOg.jpg

Anywhere that's not dumbfuckistan. imo fwiw

[benefactor]

Milwaukee

[baseline bum]

My bottom 3 would be

1. Milwaukee












2. Charlotte
3. Minnesota

[baseline bum]

Yeah, they forgot to put New Hampshire in Dumbfuckistan.

[Venti Quattro]

There are only two states in the United States of America imho - California and New York. The rest can go and fuck themselves

[Troll Assassin]

There are only two states in the United States of America imho - California and New York. The rest can go and fuck themselves

With California being the gayest :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

Milwaukee
Cleveland
Twin Cities
SLC
San Antonio

This

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

There are only two states in the United States of America imho - California and New York. The rest can go and fuck themselves
good. dont come to us when cali breaks off and drifts away burning and new york is completely underwater. :toast

[Venti Quattro]

good. dont come to us when cali breaks off and drifts away burning and new york is completely underwater. :toast

Who the fuck wants to come to San Antonio anyway? :lol

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Who the fuck wants to come to San Antonio anyway? :lol
dont remember saying San Antonio

[JamStone]

I'll stick up for the Pistons in this way. Yes, Detroit is not a very appealing place to go. But realize that the Pistons play in Auburn Hills, in the rich suburbs about 45 minutes north of the city. And I'd guess most of the Pistons players likely live in the Rochester or West Bloomfield areas, in one of the most affluent counties in the country. So even if you played for the "Detroit" Pistons, you really don't play in and wouldn't have to live or frequent the areas of Detroit. Just saying.

[ginobili's bald spot]

good. dont come to us when cali breaks off and drifts away burning



Sounds pretty scientific. You must have received your fancy book learnin in one of those red hurrr durrr states. "California is gay and it's gonna fall in the ocean hurrr durrr. That makes me feel better about living in a shithole!"

[Bonner4MVPzz]

1. milwaukee
2. charlotte
3. minnesota
4. denver
5. phoenxi
6. cleveland
7. new orleans



ye i did 7

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Sounds pretty scientific. You must have received your fancy book learnin in one of those red hurrr durrr states. "California is gay and it's gonna fall in the ocean hurrr durrr. That makes me feel better about living in a shithole!"
Didnt say california was gay or was going to fall in the ocean. Said drift away.

[Mark in Austin]

1. Orlando - less a city than just a collection of sprawl
2. Charlotte - shitty team, shitty owner
3. Sacramento - great fans, awful city

honorable mention - New York. Great city, great fans. Owner is dumber than a box of rocks and will continue to fuck that team up as long as he owns it.

[Venti Quattro]

honorable mention - New York. Great city, great fans. Owner is dumber than a box of rocks and will continue to fuck that team up as long as he owns it.

I'd play in New York regardless of how shitty my owner, GM, coach, and teammates are.

[resistanze]

I'd play anywhere for millions, and live out of state.

[Venti Quattro]

I'd play anywhere for millions, and live out of state.

lol canada

[TimmehC]

Charlotte
New Orleans
Utah
Cleveland

[DeadlyDynasty]

Charlotte
New Orleans
Utah
Cleveland

New Orleans might have crappy fans, but it's a fun city with a warm climate. I'd gladly make millions there.

Also lol to anyone who listed LA. Thanks for narrowing down that you're 40+, married, and hate fun:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Also lol to anyone who listed LA. Thanks for narrowing down that you're 40+, married, and hate fun:lol

:cry there are too many phonies in LA

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sounds pretty scientific. You must have received your fancy book learnin in one of those red hurrr durrr states. "California is gay and it's gonna fall in the ocean hurrr durrr. That makes me feel better about living in a shithole!"

:lmao

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Milwaukee
New Orleans
Cleveland

[TimmehC]

Also lol to anyone who listed LA. Thanks for narrowing down that you're 40+, married, and hate fun:lol

Yeah, I'd guess that most people who hate LA haven't spent much (if any) time here. I might not like the teams here, but I can't see myself ever moving away.

[baseline bum]

To be fair, LA is a shitty place if you judge a city by its commute time to Taco Bell and don't like going outdoors.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

1. Phoenix. Even tho' I'm white as milk, I speak Spanish.
2. Salt Lake City. I'm an atheist.
3. Mmm, maybe Minnesota, just to list three. Nothing against them, just the place doesn't seem too attractive.

[baseline bum]

Salt Lake gets a bad rap here; it's a beautiful area near lots of great hiking and skiing. It would be one of my first choices despite its retarded politics and liquor laws.

[DMC]

New Orleans. There's no telling where you will live next year tbh.

[DMC]

:lmao +1

but yeah i'd never play in san antonio, you'd have creepy dipshits on this forum either slopping your knob or using you as a scapegoat constantly
But you gotta admit that, if you went to Dallas, you would be abandoned around this time of the year every season.

[Pelicans78]

I'll stick up for the Pistons in this way. Yes, Detroit is not a very appealing place to go. But realize that the Pistons play in Auburn Hills, in the rich suburbs about 45 minutes north of the city. And I'd guess most of the Pistons players likely live in the Rochester or West Bloomfield areas, in one of the most affluent counties in the country. So even if you played for the "Detroit" Pistons, you really don't play in and wouldn't have to live or frequent the areas of Detroit. Just saying.

I agree. I've been to Detroit and Auburn Hills is nice as well as other suburbs so playing for the Pistons wouldn't be that bad.

[jag]

1. Oakland
2. Detroit
3. New Orleans
4. Cleveland
5. Philadelphia
6. Washington
7. Memphis
8. Milwaukee

[Hooks]

1. Toronto
2. Milwaukee
3. SLC
4. Minnesota
5. Denver

[DeadlyDynasty]

New York. I don't want to die by account of Ahmedinejad's U-285 isotopes...

I'm sure that factor's into a brotha's decision when he opts for FA

[jag]

Salt Lake gets a bad rap here; it's a beautiful area near lots of great hiking and skiing. It would be one of my first choices despite its retarded politics and liquor laws.

Utah is incredibly underrated. So is Oregon. But you would have to be into outdoors stuff and fairly active to appreciate it. Low obesity rates in those states... it's not for everyone.

[jag]

Mormon chicks are underrated, too.

[BRHornet45]

New Orleans. There's no telling where you will live next year tbh.

LOL ignorance is bliss. The Hornets just locked into a new lease until 2024 including a $50 million dollar arena upgrade (not that it even needs it anyways).

Its hilarious watching some of you mad Spur fan spew such ignorance about the Hornets when they don't even know the facts. Even during this shitty rebuilding season the Hornets still have generated for revenue and have better attendance than at least 5 other larger market cities with better teams on the floor. If ANY team should be given hell it should be Indiana and their pathetic yearly attendance despite having playoff teams on the court and being what they claim to be a "basketball state".

Worst NBA cities to live in (no particular order)...

- Cleveland
- San Antonio
- Milwaukee

[jag]

As someone who has lived in cities in 5 different states (including SA) and currently lives no where near San Antonio, I kind of hope people are trolling when they say SA is a shitty place to live. I can only assume the people who really think that have never spent much, if any, time there.

[Landon Donofag]

#1 San Antonio
#2 Cleveland

Both these cities need to be nuked from orbit.

[vy65]

1. Dallas
2. San Antonio
3. SLC

[Troll Assassin]

As someone who has lived in cities in 5 different states (including SA) and currently lives no where near San Antonio, I kind of hope people are trolling when they say SA is a shitty place to live. I can only assume the people who really think that have never spent much, if any, time there.
San Antonio is just plain boring. The only nice area is really stone oak.

[pass1st]

LOL ignorance is bliss. The Hornets just locked into a new lease until 2024 including a $50 million dollar arena upgrade (not that it even needs it anyways).

Its hilarious watching some of you mad Spur fan spew such ignorance about the Hornets when they don't even know the facts. Even during this shitty rebuilding season the Hornets still have generated for revenue and have better attendance than at least 5 other larger market cities with better teams on the floor. If ANY team should be given hell it should be Indiana and their pathetic yearly attendance despite having playoff teams on the court and being what they claim to be a "basketball state".

Worst NBA cities to live in (no particular order)...

- Cleveland
- San Antonio
- Milwaukee

Son, I never heard much about Milwauke. What's wrong with that city?

[LnGrrrR]

I'm really surprised there's no "Boston because it's racist as fuck" comments.

And San Antonio is a nice city, it just shuts down at 10 o clock.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Son, I never heard much about Milwauke. What's wrong with that city?

It's in Wisconsin.

[Wild Cobra Kai]

I'm really surprised there's no "Boston because it's racist as fuck" comments.

And San Antonio is a nice city, it just shuts down at 10 o clock.

Used to be the case 15 years ago. not any more.

By far the city I would NOT want to play in is Sacto. Complete cow town.

[Spurtacus]

Milwaukee
Charlotte
New Orleans

[Venti Quattro]

I'm really surprised there's no "Boston because it's racist as fuck" comments.

And San Antonio is a nice city, it just shuts down at 10 o clock.

Boston has Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. :tu

[pass1st]

It's in Wisconsin.

Honestly, I have zero idea how it's like in that state. Bad weather, bad people, nothing to do?

[HarlemHeat37]

Tbh, any city would be fun and live if you were a multi-millionaire, regardless of reputation IMO..

If I had to choose:

1. Cleveland
2. Detroit
3. Milwaukee
4. Indiana
5. Oklahoma City
6. Memphis
7. Minneapolis
8. San Antonio

[DeadlyDynasty]

Honestly, I have zero idea how it's like in that state. Bad weather, bad people, nothing to do?

Friendly people, horrible weather in winter. Horrible. Not much to do, either.

There's a reason pretty much every athlete lives in Miami or LA in the offseason.

[pass1st]

Friendly people, horrible weather in winter. Horrible. Not much to do, either.

There's a reason pretty much every athlete lives in Miami or LA in the offseason.

Ah, so it's pretty much like Cleveland.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Ah, so it's pretty much like Cleveland.

Except the locals can tolerate it. Everybody in Cleveland looks like they want to die.

[Venti Quattro]

Except the locals can tolerate it. Everybody in Cleveland looks like they want to die.

Why is Cleveland so bad though?

[Spurtacus]

tbh LA would be my first choice to play at. I like me some Vanessa Hudgens.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Why is Cleveland so bad though?

Economically depressed city whose best days came and went years ago. It's bitterly cold in the winter, and gray 9 months out of the year.

One of the best hospital systems in the country though (Cleveland Clinic).

[Venti Quattro]

tbh LA would be my first choice to play at. I like me some Vanessa Hudgens.

crofl You can haul better ass than Vanessa Hudgens in LA.

[baseline bum]

Economically depressed city whose best days came and went years ago. It's bitterly cold in the winter, and gray 9 months out of the year.

One of the best hospital systems in the country though (Cleveland Clinic).

But it would still be great to play there a few years, get everyone's hopes up, and then break for greener pastures.

[HarlemHeat37]

Best teams/cities, for me:

1. New York
2. LA
3. Miami
4. Golden State
5. Toronto
6. Utah
7. New Jersey
8. Orlando
9. New Orleans
10. Dallas

[DeadlyDynasty]

But it would still be great to play there a few years, get everyone's hopes up, and then break for greener pastures.

lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Best teams/cities, for me:

1. New York
2. LA
3. Miami
4. Golden State
5. Toronto
6. Utah
7. New Jersey
8. Orlando
9. New Orleans
10. Dallas

I assume you're taking into account the entire Bay Area with #4?

[Venti Quattro]

Toronto? It's fucking cold in Toronto.

[Spurtacus]

crofl You can haul better ass than Vanessa Hudgens in LA.

No doubt. She's an appetizer.