Future Engineer - Caine

[JudynTX]

:)

http://vimeo.com/nirvan/cainesarcade

[CubanSucks]

Good Lord, I've never found such a hyped up story so fucking boring. I've already seen this all over the news and wanna punch the film maker in his faggy face

[cantthinkofanything]

Ugh. WTF. I was about to get on her and berate CubanSucks for being an insensitive prick. But this film is infuriating. Makes me want to say, "fucking white people". I thought he would have at least been handicapped or something. Or overcome some sort of tragedy. All I see here is a kid who has to stay at his dad's workplace who seems to have a good time occupying himself. His dad probably makes a decent living...fuck, he can afford to buy calculators just to tape to boxes. There is no doubt this wannabe filmmaker hadn't done shit in his life and was looking for something like this to exploit. Did you see his limpwristed shots at mini basketball? Probably a fag too. I was someone hoping the story was going to be about him abducting Caine and imprisoning him in a basement. But then Caine, ingeniously conceived and executed a brilliant escape plan based on his knowledge of physics, building, and boxes. Then he gets his Mexican friends to go back and wreak fucking havoc on the gay perv filmmaker.

Not to mention every time I tried to skip ahead, the film started over.

[CubanSucks]

Ugh. WTF. I was about to get on her and berate CubanSucks for being an insensitive prick. But this film is infuriating. Makes me want to say, "fucking white people". I thought he would have at least been handicapped or something. Or overcome some sort of tragedy. All I see here is a kid who has to stay at his dad's workplace who seems to have a good time occupying himself. His dad probably makes a decent living...fuck, he can afford to buy calculators just to tape to boxes. There is no doubt this wannabe filmmaker hadn't done shit in his life and was looking for something like this to exploit. Did you see his limpwristed shots at mini basketball? Probably a fag too. I was someone hoping the story was going to be about him abducting Caine and imprisoning him in a basement. But then Caine, ingeniously conceived and executed a brilliant escape plan based on his knowledge of physics, building, and boxes. Then he gets his Mexican friends to go back and wreak fucking havoc on the gay perv filmmaker.

Not to mention every time I tried to skip ahead, the film started over.

bingo! Amateur film makers are the fucking worst. Kony, anyone? What reason is there to give money to this kid?!!!! Because he's imaginative and resourceful? I don't know if it's in the film because I've seen enough about it on the news to avoid watching it, but when he talks about grown men crying because of this story it makes me want to vomit.

btw, berate me? watch ya step

[CuckingFunt]

Nothin' says secure like a heavy duty padlock on a cardboard door.

[cantthinkofanything]

I'd like to propose an alternate ending to try to save this film. Everything stays the same up to the point Caine comes back from the pizza place. Caine steps out of the car, eyes wide in surprise. He gathers himself, pauses for effect, and tells everyone, "get the fuck out of my arcade". Cue appropriately maudlin music...fade to black.

[JudynTX]

Good Lord, I've never found such a hyped up story so fucking boring. I've already seen this all over the news and wanna punch the film maker in his faggy face

Why can't it just be about a little boy who got creative?

[cantthinkofanything]

Why can't it just be about a little boy who got creative?

Good question. You should email the self absorbed director.
Before he even asked to film Caine and his arcade, I'm sure he had his end game already planned out.

It would have been an interesting 3 minute piece on the evening news.

[CubanSucks]

Why can't it just be about a little boy who got creative?

I wish it was


Good question. You should email the self absorbed director.
Before he even asked to film Caine and his arcade, I'm sure he had his end game already planned out.

It would have been an interesting 3 minute piece on the evening news.

can't forget the brainless morons throwing their money at this kid because they're fucking suckers for a story

[JudynTX]

The little dude's scholarship fund is nearly $200,000. :wow

[Woo Bum-kon]

I agree with cantthinkofanything for once. This is a complete non-story.

[cantthinkofanything]

The little dude's scholarship fund is nearly $200,000. :wow

Fuck me.

I just Googled it to see what else is going on with the story. And like CubanSucks mentioned, there are numerous accounts of people crying over the story. Wtf China. What in the story is remotely sad? What tragedy is he overcoming? The tragedy of having to be at work with your parent in the summer? The real tragedy is the thousands of kids who's parents don't give a shit and are letting them run the streets while they are at work. So not only does Caine have the advantage of a dad that seems to care about him but now he gets his college paid for.

Fuck. Just wait until Ty Pennington and company jump on this bandwagon and rebuild his dad's store to include his own real arcade to manage.

[mrsmaalox]

Film makers pick all sorts of subjects to cover. So what? Sometimes people like their films, sometimes not. So what? Sometimes people are touched by a story and want to contribute somehow. So what? As long as you are not forced to watch or give away your money, why would you care? Some folks just have to have something to bitch about....

[CubanSucks]

Film makers pick all sorts of subjects to cover. So what? Sometimes people like their films, sometimes not. So what? Sometimes people are touched by a story and want to contribute somehow. So what? As long as you are not forced to watch or give away your money, why would you care? Some folks just have to have something to bitch about....

speaking of bitching...

[redzero]

Film makers pick all sorts of subjects to cover. So what? Sometimes people like their films, sometimes not. So what? Sometimes people are touched by a story and want to contribute somehow. So what? As long as you are not forced to watch or give away your money, why would you care? Some folks just have to have something to bitch about....

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[mrsmaalox]

Some folks just have to have something to bitch about....

[DMC]

Much sadder than the little 3 year old Chinese girl that was run over by like 18 people and ignored for hours.

[Woo Bum-kon]

Much sadder than the little 3 year old Chinese girl that was run over by like 18 people and ignored for hours.

Did she tape cardboard boxes together and put toys on top of them? Yeah, that's what I thought. She wasn't worth saving.