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Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 03:51 PM
.45 seconds in...

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P.S., that's "Rockford's" "Angel" at the start.

Woo Bum-kon
04-17-2012, 04:01 PM
Wanted - Dale Robinson

Suspected of domestic abuse.

Notable feautures:
- prominent unibrow
- dirty No. 8 Kobe Bryant jersey that he never takes off

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:03 PM
Wanted - Dale Robinson

Suspected of domestic abuse.

Notable feautures:
- prominent unibrow
- dirty No. 8 Kobe Bryant jersey that he never takes off

:rolleyes

ginobili's bald spot
04-17-2012, 04:05 PM
Dale hasn't had a good basketball take since Hector was a pup.

Hugo Stiglitz
04-17-2012, 04:06 PM
:rolleyes

Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:07 PM
Dale hasn't had a good basketball take since Hector was a pup.

In for penny.

In for pound.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:07 PM
Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls.

lmcontrollinao!!!

ginobili's bald spot
04-17-2012, 04:21 PM
In for penny.

In for pound.

Your clock is tickin' Dale. The old shitbags in the EC set the timer on your posting career and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. The door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are coolin, the butters gettin' hard and the jello is jigglin'.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:34 PM
Your clock is tickin' Dale. The old shitbags in the EC set the timer on your posting career and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. The door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are coolin, the butters gettin' hard and the jello is jigglin'.

So She says.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Katherine Robinson
04-17-2012, 04:41 PM
I attempted to divorce Dale to no avail.

There I was, writing a note to leave on Dale's keyboard with my intentions to divorce him and take custody of our bastard son. When I finished the note and crept into the study whilst Dale was sleeping in his used adult diapers, I suddenly tripped over a box of vintage pornographic VHS tapes. I crashed on the floor and awoken Dale, whom in a fit of rage from being disturbed had picked up the moldy office chair he sits on and threw it at our cat.

Luckily, the chair hit me in the head and our cat was spared. In a daze, I noticed Dale take the note which I dropped and started reading it. Needless to say, he was fuming and began glaring at me with those stoic eyes, his lazy eye slowly drifting upwards making him look like Charles Manson.

I tried to he up and make my escape, but Dale stomped on my ankle and kicked me between the legs so hard his foot was stuck. This is likely the deepest Dale has ever been, but sadly there was no pleasure to be found as he dropped an elbow on my face and said "Solly Cholly, you're on the list".

With my forehead partially caved in, I was in a coma for quite some time. Upon waking up, I find a DVD next to the bed. I limped over to the DVD player and popped it in. It had approximately 2 hour of recordings Dale took of strangers taking advantage of my unconscious body.

It was very romantic and we decides to reconcile.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:42 PM
^
Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

DeadlyDynasty
04-17-2012, 04:43 PM
I attempted to divorce Dale to no avail.

There I was, writing a note to leave on Dale's keyboard with my intentions to divorce him and take custody of our bastard son. When I finished the note and crept into the study whilst Dale was sleeping in his used adult diapers, I suddenly tripped over a box of vintage pornographic VHS tapes. I crashed on the floor and awoken Dale, whom in a fit of rage from being disturbed had picked up the moldy office chair he sits on and threw it at our cat.

Luckily, the chair hit me in the head and our cat was spared. In a daze, I noticed Dale take the note which I dropped and started reading it. Needless to say, he was fuming and began glaring at me with those stoic eyes, his lazy eye slowly drifting upwards making him look like Charles Manson.

I tried to he up and make my escape, but Dale stomped on my ankle and kicked me between the legs so hard his foot was stuck. This is likely the deepest Dale has ever been, but sadly there was no pleasure to be found as he dropped an elbow on my face and said "Solly Cholly, you're on the list".

With my forehead partially caved in, I was in a coma for quite some time. Upon waking up, I find a DVD next to the bed. I limped over to the DVD player and popped it in. It had approximately 2 hour of recordings Dale took of strangers taking advantage of my unconscious body.

It was very romantic and we decides to reconcile.

:lmao

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:43 PM
:lmao

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

BlackSwordsMan
04-17-2012, 04:45 PM
Wanted -- good thread from Seppe.

Woo Bum-kon
04-17-2012, 04:48 PM
I attempted to divorce Dale to no avail.

There I was, writing a note to leave on Dale's keyboard with my intentions to divorce him and take custody of our bastard son. When I finished the note and crept into the study whilst Dale was sleeping in his used adult diapers, I suddenly tripped over a box of vintage pornographic VHS tapes. I crashed on the floor and awoken Dale, whom in a fit of rage from being disturbed had picked up the moldy office chair he sits on and threw it at our cat.

Luckily, the chair hit me in the head and our cat was spared. In a daze, I noticed Dale take the note which I dropped and started reading it. Needless to say, he was fuming and began glaring at me with those stoic eyes, his lazy eye slowly drifting upwards making him look like Charles Manson.

I tried to he up and make my escape, but Dale stomped on my ankle and kicked me between the legs so hard his foot was stuck. This is likely the deepest Dale has ever been, but sadly there was no pleasure to be found as he dropped an elbow on my face and said "Solly Cholly, you're on the list".

With my forehead partially caved in, I was in a coma for quite some time. Upon waking up, I find a DVD next to the bed. I limped over to the DVD player and popped it in. It had approximately 2 hour of recordings Dale took of strangers taking advantage of my unconscious body.

It was very romantic and we decides to reconcile.

lol

Reck
04-17-2012, 04:49 PM
Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

You're married to a british woman? Nice going there pup.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:51 PM
Wanted -- good thread from Seppe.

:rolleyes

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 04:51 PM
lol

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

Katherine Robinson
04-17-2012, 04:56 PM
Dale, hun, will you stop getting strange men to ejaculate on my tampons, please? They are used to soak up blood, and not the same blood that is a consequence of our lovers spats.

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 05:12 PM
^Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

Joseph Kony
04-17-2012, 07:58 PM
Stale Dale to no avail

Giuseppe
04-17-2012, 08:03 PM
Stale Dale to no avail

- "I'm still here, you bastards!"

- "Papillon" - "Papillon"