% chance dwight is faking his injury

[InRareForm]

75% imo

[JamStone]

2%

[pass1st]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

[Venti Quattro]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

:lmao :lmao

[Banzai]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/31/203.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=5647)

[Killakobe81]

Who cares? He is doing plenty of damage to his team whether he plays or not.

I have to say I honestly was in the trade Bynum for him camp ... if he is not faking one of the key arguments (durability) for a trade is out the window. Sure Bynum has shitty knees but knee injuries especially for a younger player much easier to overcome than back injuries which are debilitating ...once they start. McGrady started to have similar stuff around a similar age and was NEVER the same, Bynum has not regained the explosion he once had but his footwork (though he travels too much for my tastes) and touch are still top notch

I t looks like I was wrong ...Cully was right on this one ...

[BlairForceDejuan]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozd6tCo9x1qd9jvmo1_250.gif

[IronMaxipad]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

http://i.minus.com/iNsI5Aai6qT7D.gif

[Banzai]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozd6tCo9x1qd9jvmo1_250.gif

:rollin

[John Hollinger]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

Nice job! For an amateur, I mean. Where your formula fails is incorrectly calculating the overall forcible retainer coefficient which accurately will correspond with Dwight's rebounds to penis length ratio, which as we know is a strong indicator of his elevator ride frequency, which can adversely affect muscle retention in any archetype structures found within the measurable pontifications. But you'll get there!

[Drachen]

75% imo

I don't think you understand how percentages work, so I will express the probability in decimal format:


1

[Drachen]

Who cares? He is doing plenty of damage to his team whether he plays or not.

I have to say I honestly was in the trade Bynum for him camp ... if he is not faking one of the key arguments (durability) for a trade is out the window. Sure Bynum has shitty knees but knee injuries especially for a younger player much easier to overcome than back injuries which are debilitating ...once they start. McGrady started to have similar stuff around a similar age and was NEVER the same, Bynum has not regained the explosion he once had but his footwork (though he travels too much for my tastes) and touch are still top notch

I t looks like I was wrong ...Cully was right on this one ...

Then again, so did Robinson. Heck he had a piece of spine floating around in his back and did pretty damn well. Dwight has a similar build to Robinson. (not that I want to defend Dwight, he is a juvenile pussy who probably wouldn't play through the pain like DRob.

[Banzai]

Nice job! For an amateur, I mean. Where your formula fails is incorrectly calculating the overall forcible retainer coefficient which accurately will correspond with Dwight's rebounds to penis length ratio, which as we know is a strong indicator of his elevator ride frequency, which can adversely affect muscle retention in any archetype structures found within the measurable pontifications. But you'll get there!
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/dr-mccoy-and-captain-kirk-approve.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=5623)

[Killakobe81]

Then again, so did Robinson. Heck he had a piece of spine floating around in his back and did pretty damn well. Dwight has a similar build to Robinson. (not that I want to defend Dwight, he is a juvenile pussy who probably wouldn't play through the pain like DRob.

Without Duncan to carry him through the latter stages, the Admiral would have the same number of rings as you or I. There are no Tim Duncan's coming out of college to carry Howard to a title. I hope he is faking because if it is serous, I would have concerns giving him a max deal shit, I have concerns giving one to Bynum as well ... Dwight maybe a douche but would be sad to see him deteriorate due to back issues ...

[Jodelo]

Well

If you take the function F(x) = x^e(^t) + (x^x)^-9 with t being the amount of times he switched sides on whether or not he wants to leave the magic and X being the amount of money he's giving up then integrate from his fouls per game at the beginning of the season to the end of the season, you should find the correct % or a completely random number that has zero baring on this conversation.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Drachen]

Without Duncan to carry him through the latter stages, the Admiral would have the same number of rings as you or I. There are no Tim Duncan's coming out of college to carry Howard to a title. I hope he is faking because if it is serous, I would have concerns giving him a max deal shit, I have concerns giving one to Bynum as well ... Dwight maybe a douche but would be sad to see him deteriorate due to back issues ...

I didn't say that he would win, just that he could be superstar effective. (ex. David Robinson)

[Cane]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/22/dr-mccoy-and-captain-kirk-approve.gif (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=5623)

http://comicalabsurdity.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/stanvanjeremy.gif

[DMC]

http://i.minus.com/iNsI5Aai6qT7D.gif
One of the GOAT movies.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nice job! For an amateur, I mean. Where your formula fails is incorrectly calculating the overall forcible retainer coefficient which accurately will correspond with Dwight's rebounds to penis length ratio, which as we know is a strong indicator of his elevator ride frequency, which can adversely affect muscle retention in any archetype structures found within the measurable pontifications. But you'll get there!

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

One of the GOAT movies.

:tu

[Killakobe81]

Wasnt faking out for year ...

[buttsR4rebounding]

Since he's having surgery for a herniated disc I suspect he wasn't faking. If he is he is doing a great job in carrying it out.:downspin:

[ace3g]

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7834605/agent-says-orlando-magic-dwight-howard-back-surgery-done-rest-season

[pass1st]

Who will play C and dunk over those greek goatfuckers now?

Mr. Bynum? Bosh? Chandler? Not really many choices