Godvine.com

[DeadlyDynasty]

BB, this site is gold...I just made a prayer request--guess which one is me:lol.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/

[DeadlyDynasty]

One person has already prayed :lol

[MavDynasty]

:rollin :rollin :lmao

[baseline bum]

:rollin

[ElNono]

Dear Heavenly Father,
Please grant the Landlord the wisdom and insight to see that he is responsible to repair my friend's kitchen sink. In Jesus Name, Amen

[William Hung]

Friends, my only daughter is engaged (wedding is in June) to a black man and it's breaking my heart. She was the apple of my eye till Jamal came around. He's abusive, unemployed, unclean, and does drugs. Please find it in your heart to pray for her so that God may save her in time.
Thank you.

[Spur_Fanatic]

pray for this person
godlydynasty


friends, my only daughter is engaged (wedding is in june) to a black man and it's breaking my heart. She was the apple of my eye till jamal came around. He's abusive, unemployed, unclean, and does drugs. Please find it in your heart to pray for her so that god may save her in time.
Thank you.


lol?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've already got 5 prayers for "my daughter"

Scoreboard.

[baseline bum]

9/10

To get teh 10th point you'd need to work an abortion into the storyline.

[DeadlyDynasty]

9/10

To get teh 10th point you'd need to work an abortion into the storyline.

It's a working script, there's time to add more drama before June:lol

[Bill_Brasky]

It's a working script, there's time to add more drama before June:lol
:rollin:rollin10 prayers from those fucks

[baseline bum]

I pray that those who come to Godvine making prayer requests that aren't genuine and those that come to troll the questions board here will find Faith in spite of their efforts to quell the Faith of others. I pray that the Lord will cause their hearts and minds to open at just the right moment for the Good News to get in. Please heal their hate, Lord. I don't wish to be angry with these people, I wish for them to stop being so angry with God.

[William Hung]

I pray that those who come to Godvine making prayer requests that aren't genuine and those that come to troll the questions board here will find Faith in spite of their efforts to quell the Faith of others. I pray that the Lord will cause their hearts and minds to open at just the right moment for the Good News to get in. Please heal their hate, Lord. I don't wish to be angry with these people, I wish for them to stop being so angry with God.

son if that is genuine then God bless you and your family

[DeadlyDynasty]

I pray that those who come to Godvine making prayer requests that aren't genuine and those that come to troll the questions board here will find Faith in spite of their efforts to quell the Faith of others. I pray that the Lord will cause their hearts and minds to open at just the right moment for the Good News to get in. Please heal their hate, Lord. I don't wish to be angry with these people, I wish for them to stop being so angry with God.

He's got no prayers while I have 19:lol

[William Hung]

He's got no prayers while I have 19:lol

who can vote only members or random lurkers too?

[DeadlyDynasty]

who can vote only members or random lurkers too?

I think passers-by can pray, tbh.

Another gem from someone there:


hold me jesus cause im shaking like a leaf.you have been my king of glory! want you be my prince of peace.

[Mugen]

:lmao

[jeebus]

signing up looks to be quick and anyone can thumb up a prayer. DD, I prayed for you wicked daughter

[DeadlyDynasty]

I pray that those who come to Godvine making prayer requests that aren't genuine and those that come to troll the questions board here will find Faith in spite of their efforts to quell the Faith of others. I pray that the Lord will cause their hearts and minds to open at just the right moment for the Good News to get in. Please heal their hate, Lord. I don't wish to be angry with these people, I wish for them to stop being so angry with God.

This was a comment on that post:


Tom, you have quite the zest for life. I am wondering if God is prorating your profile? The trolls, God loves to crush them and send them where nature intends them to be. Pray always for His light to shine into your heart. Trolls don't like the light and God will put them back into their dark shadows of sin where they belong. Have patience, you have to handle things and issues with silk gloves, and these pretend trolls will be left in vanished hands. You can't feed a grown up a baby soother. I will pray with God Vine. God will make our paths smoother, and pluck all the thorns that breach his trust. Amen.

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

signing up looks to be quick and anyone can thumb up a prayer. DD, I prayed for you wicked daughter

Thank you and God Bless.

[Leetonidas]

Fuck I hate religious people :lol

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

:rollin

[jeebus]

lol, DD up to 22 prayers and a comment

[William Hung]

Asking for prayers in my upcoming naruto cosplay event. I'm hoping to meet a cute, dominating guy in a Kakashi outfit so we can live out our fantasies and not be ashamed. I'm tired of just looking at the pictures on my favorite forums and wishing I could jump in and be with them. If I do find the right guy, please pray that I have the strength to keep up with him and can take his unit. Any and all prayers would be appreciated! Aishiteiru all!

[DeadlyDynasty]

^
Godvine's never gonna know what hit it:lol

[redzero]

hold me jesus cause im shaking like a leaf.you have been my king of glory! want you be my prince of peace.

[jeebus]

Asking for prayers in my upcoming naruto cosplay event. I'm hoping to meet a cute, dominating guy in a Kakashi outfit so we can live out our fantasies and not be ashamed. I'm tired of just looking at the pictures on my favorite forums and wishing I could jump in and be with them. If I do find the right guy, please pray that I have the strength to keep up with him and can take his unit. Any and all prayers would be appreciated! Aishiteiru all!


hold me jesus cause im shaking like a leaf.you have been my king of glory! want you be my prince of peace.

:cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

Katherine Robinson needs to go on there and pray for her safety

[baseline bum]

Katherine Robinson needs to go on there and pray for her safety

:rollin

[redzero]

Katherine Robinson needs to go on there and pray for her safety

Come at pappy.

Signed,

Pappy.

[William Hung]

Also a prayer for Kool Aid Man's unpinking would be in order. Jesus could turn Pink Lemonade into Fruit Punch etc..etc...

[Bill_Brasky]

how do you feel about asian males?

:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol

:lolYours was underrated.

[VBM]

Did you seriously just ask people to pray for others to fail? I'll be praying, but it won't be for that. Praying for you to understand.

Damn Fanatic, you got pimp-slapped

[redzero]

:lol thispraygo

[Spur_Fanatic]

Damn Fanatic, you got pimp-slapped

See the light!
Jesus hates the Lakers.

I probably cpuld have added a "Kobe raped a white girl" and get 50 prayers more.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40053

[jeebus]

sons I'm glad to see this forum start praying more. it's a beautiful thing

[VBM]

I pray someone catches this girl

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/554873_355336167849927_269382623111949_1061208_111 0923977_n.jpg

[Bill_Brasky]

Some of the comments on these things are :lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

Prayer Request for: EVERYBODY (http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40074)
PLEASE PRAY FOR ALL PEOPLE THAT R BATTLEING DRUG ADDICTION !!YOU CAN OVER COME LIKE MY SONS DID !!PRAY KEEP YOUR EYES ON GOD !!IT WORKS !!I WILL PRAY THAT U DO!!!!





Prayer Request for: susaneffler's keyboard (http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40075)
Please pray for the Holy Spirit's healing touch on her caps lock key.


:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

This is going to be a great tool for the NBA Playoffs. :lol

[VBM]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


Originally Posted by thispraygo

Prayer Request for: susaneffler's keyboard
Please pray for the Holy Spirit's healing touch on her caps lock key.

So full of win

[Bill_Brasky]

Prayer Request for: myself (http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40073)
I don't know where else to turn. I'm currently raising another man's child with a woman that continues to be unfaithful, even with the free fast food I bring home to her from work every night. My small group of friends tell me I could do better, but considering the girl I'm with only agreed to date me 'cause she's got a South Park fetish, I tend to doubt their sincerity.

Please pray. I'm close to ending it all on a Fire Sauce binge if things continue to go this way...


I'm fuckin dyin over here......

[Venti Quattro]

Prayer Request for: for my naruto obssessed friend (http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40079)

prease pray for my friend. he has been very obsessed with naruto and has been having sexuar fantasies about him. he's a guy. who is this naruto anyway? he is obssesed with, as he says, an anime character. prease guide my friend's spirit so that he does not go to the path of homosexuarity. it is very immorrar and he wirr definitery go to herr without your prayers.

thank you arr for praying for my friend. i rove you arr.

[VBM]

I'm gonna laugh with the godvine gauntlet comes to ST to return the trolling...I nominate Seppe to lead the charge

[Dunc n Dave]

hold me jesus cause im shaking like a leaf.you have been my king of glory! want you be my prince of peace.

Christian song lyrics tbh, nothin to write home about....

http://www.christianlyricsonline.com/artists/rich-mullins/hold-me-jesus.html

[Stringer_Bell]

Good job, HarlemHeat37. If Kori and Timvp have to keep cracking down on people cuz outside entities want info on the forum, it's safe to assume it will be the crazy christians that google user tags and whine about ST posters trashing their place.

I mean, it's funny when it's done intelligently. But that was dumb.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Good job, HarlemHeat37. If Kori and Timvp have to keep cracking down on people cuz outside entities want info on the forum, it's safe to assume it will be the crazy christians that google user tags and whine about ST posters trashing their place.

I mean, it's funny when it's done intelligently. But that was dumb.

What?

EDIT: nvm, i see what you're talking about:lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sons I've asked God (and the Christian community) to bless the Lakers today. If he does so then I will say a prayer before each Laker game from now on.

[Axe Murderer]

Sons it looks like Ghazi has sent in a prayer :lol

[baseline bum]

Shit, Ghazi should have said a prayer for the Ayatollah.

[baseline bum]

Sons I've asked God (and the Christian community) to bless the Lakers today. If he does so then I will say a prayer before each Laker game from now on.

What happened to your prayer, Godly?

[DJB]

BB, this site is gold...I just made a prayer request--guess which one is me:lol.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/

You should pray the Lakers dont face the Spurs in the playoffs, tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You should pray the Lakers dont face the Spurs in the playoffs, tbh.

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

What happened to your prayer, Godly?

Did it disappear?

If that 4th quarter wasn't evidence of the holy spirit then I don't know what is.

[baseline bum]

Did it disappear?

If that 4th quarter wasn't evidence of the holy spirit then I don't know what is.

Shit's gone, man.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Shit's gone, man.

Found it. Last response to it:


I agree with Jack & faithshields...asking prayers for who wins or not in a sporting event.....excuse me??have you joined us in praying for ALL the many, many, many sicknesses on here who pray for each others healing miracle just to live 1 more day, 1 more week, 1 more mo/ yrs., etc., etc., SO much & many to pray for!! I.....like Jack didn't know what teaser meant either. What's double the juice mean or should I even ask? If its anything similar to some of the filthy satanic garbage I've seen on here a couple days ago.....then thanks for not sharing it with me! May I suggest those people who posted such filth whether it be to appease their own selfish pleasures and or to puff theirselves up...ask Jesus to come into their life, changing them from inside out, repent & be born again! Come alive in Jesus, follow HIM. Read Gods word...then play some Bible trivia! God will forgive you if you are pure in asking for forgiveness! God bless you all! Love your friend in Christ....our savior.....who will give us a crown to last forever! THANK YOU HEAVENLY FATHER, OUR ONE & ONLY TRUE CHAMPION!

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Warlord23]

Please help my good friend mono in straightening out his priorities in life. He is a good person but seems to trade quality time with his wife to "owning" people on the internet. Countless hours have been thrown down the drain for useless internet assaults where he spends days and sometimes weeks saving up information just to get the upper hand on an anonymous poster who he'll never meet in his life.

Please help him before Jamal and Tyson get to his wife

[Warlord23]

Impressed with this Jack Hould cat though, he's showing some persistence in the face of a troll run

[jeebus]

God is a tired old shit bag. Kobe: 5 Romans: 1 Jesus: 0

Posted by dooky on 04/22/12

:lmao

[baseline bum]

LOL... she wants you to come in Jesus.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol, who did the Reckoning/4cc one?:lol

[Axe Murderer]

Please help my good friend mono in straightening out his priorities in life. He is a good person but seems to trade quality time with his wife to "owning" people on the internet. Countless hours have been thrown down the drain for useless internet assaults where he spends days and sometimes weeks saving up information just to get the upper hand on an anonymous poster who he'll never meet in his life.

Please help him before Jamal and Tyson get to his wife

:lol I thought this actually might be TSA until the last line

[baseline bum]

Lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Jack Hould's gay brother:rollin

[baseline bum]

Det James Harden is turning into a hunk of beefcake, by gawd

Posted by Jack Houlds gay brother on 04/22/12

:lol

[midnightpulp]

Jack Hould is legitimately weird.

[baseline bum]

God is a tired old shit bag. Kobe: 5 Romans: 1 Jesus: 0

Posted by dooky on 04/22/12

:lmao

God is great, dooky. God is great.

Posted by GodlyDynasty on 04/22/12

Yeah right, at age 33 Kobe took his team from 17 down in the fourth to victory. Jesus at 33? Nailed to a cross.

Posted by dooky on 04/22/12

I don't even like the rape monkey, but props today.

Posted by dooky on 04/22/12

[jeebus]

Jack Hould is legitimately weird.

He's way too awesome to be legit; he's gotta be a troll.

[DJB]

"Yeah right, at age 33 Kobe took his team from 17 down in the fourth to victory. Jesus at 33? Nailed to a cross."
Posted by dooky on 04/22/12

:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

I logged into ST for the first time today hoping there was activity in this thread.

Was not disappointed. Dooky's posts are gold Jerry, GOLD!

[jeebus]

So. Who's dooky and who's Jack?

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

"godsreckoning" has to be someone from here, right?

[baseline bum]

So how are things going with your daughter, Deadly?

[baseline bum]

Prayer Request for: My buddy Mono

Please pray for my friend Mono..he's a homosexual that constantly craves attention and seeks acceptance from strangers, mostly men that he has never even met in person..the Lord does not approve of homosexuality, neither do I..please allow him to find the correct path to enlightenment, and allow him to ignore the Devil's lure of strange men on the Internet..

Thank you b,
A concerned friend

26 people prayed for My buddy Mono

Added by HarlemHeat37

:rollin :rollin :rollin

[DeadlyDynasty]

So how are things going with your daughter, Deadly?

Still engaged to that uncaged monkey, I'm 'fraid

[timtonymanu]

:lol thispraygo

I love that one.

That Jack Hould person is hilarious, tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol thispraygo

I love that one.

That Jack Hould person is hilarious, tbh.

and he's REAL, not a troll. That's what's funny.........and frightening

[timtonymanu]

Yeah that chant he put down was weird. WTF.

[baseline bum]

and he's REAL, not a troll. That's what's funny.........and frightening

What's frightening is they say blasphemy against the faggot Holy Spirit is the only unforgivable sin.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm not kidding you guys...I'm loving this site, and for more than just the unintentional fundamentalist goods. Today I asked God to have the Lakers win (which they did in miraculous fashion) and for the Nuggets and Spurs to cover my teaser. Lakers won and I won my bet.

Coincidence?

I'm making this a game-day routine from now on.

[baseline bum]

I don't know man. Maybe you need to pray for the next game too.

[baseline bum]

And the one after

[baseline bum]

and so on until the Lakers' inevitable humiliating exit tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

and so on until the Lakers' inevitable humiliating exit tbh

Not this time, BB. God's on our side.

I will say a prayer for MWP that he don't get shanked when they ship his ass up to San Quentin, though.

[baseline bum]

God had to use smoke and mirrors to win by having OKCs #2 player taken out. I don't think he's going to get you through a 7 game series with the Thunder though.

[DeadlyDynasty]

God had to use smoke and mirrors to win by having OKCs #2 player taken out.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[Trainwreck2100]

A former witch, who is still being prodded by the devil and old friends. Pray for her protection, wisdom in her thoughts and actions, her eyes and her hands and her feet. Pray for binding of evil spirits that would mess with her in any way. Pray for annointing over me that I know exactly when and what to say to her.. I pray she would overcome this testing and be a loving, caring, sharing woman of God.
buncha lesbian witches

[jeebus]

This young man has been incarcerated in prison. The enemy of war has locked him up for no good reasons. We don't know if he is still alive, praying God to bring him back home safe and sound. It is a direct plea form the heart to God from frozen tears. It is too painful of a prayer. 2012.
Posted by Jack Hould on 04/22/12

Jesus H. Christ, did you just inhale 3 cans of cheese whiz? Where did frozen tears come from, you fruity bastard?
Posted by Jack Houlds gay brother on 04/22/12

May the "Almighty Moderator" remove such evils, and may your pings continue to run strong. Thank you for the paraphrased translation, and Bless.
Posted by GodsReckoning on 04/22/12

[Trainwreck2100]

Not this time, BB. God's on our side.

I will say a prayer for MWP that he don't get shanked when they ship his ass up to San Quentin, though.

according to angels in the outfield God only helps during the regular season

[DeadlyDynasty]

according to angels in the outfield God only helps during the regular season

He'll help in the playoffs too, but I believe Christopher Lloyd said "Championships are won on their own," or some shit like that. God will leave us against the Heat--when we need him most:lol

[baseline bum]

The Lord works in stupid and inefficient ways.

fify

[rjv]

i know this would be a miracle but if god can just make ST a forum with fresh wit, solid basketball takes and void of redundant threads...

[DeadlyDynasty]

i know this would be a miracle but if god can just make ST a forum with fresh wit, solid basketball takes and void of redundant threads...

Stop posting and you'll be one step closer to your wish:tu

[DeadlyDynasty]

Sons please join me in prayer for both Reggie and CP3 tonight.

[monosylab1k]

:lmao I doubt it was really HH who wrote that post about me, but whoever it was, that's pretty fuckin funny.

[rjv]

Stop posting and you'll be one step closer to your wish:tu

i'm praying for you as well. neural plasticity may be a fathomable hope as cognitive dissonance doesn't have to be a permanent condition for you. your ennui and banality however are beyond any hope of salvation.

[DeadlyDynasty]

i'm praying for you as well. neural plasticity may be a fathomable hope as cognitive dissonance doesn't have to be a permanent condition for you. your ennui and banality however are beyond any hope of salvation.

I count at least 5 SAT prep words there! Good job, junior...we're all proud of you:tu


My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention!

[rjv]

I count at least 5 SAT prep words there! Good job, junior...we're all proud of you:tu


My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention!

i counted at least 2 sensible sentences there. no one of course is proud of that but keep trying.

[DeadlyDynasty]

i counted at least 2 sensible sentences there. no one of course is proud of that but keep trying.

Are you a religious man, rjv?

[cantthinkofanything]

My son be black and is seeing a white girl. Her daddy don't like my son and don't want them to get married. She already aborted my potential grandbabys. But the dad is a Laker fan so I pray that his daughter get hurt. Please hep me.
Thanks.

[Woo Bum-kon]

i'm praying for you as well. neural plasticity may be a fathomable hope as cognitive dissonance doesn't have to be a permanent condition for you. your ennui and banality however are beyond any hope of salvation.

:rollin Who types like that?

[Leetonidas]

:rollin Who types like that?

i talk like that in real life tbh

[Bill_Brasky]

:rollin Who types like that?

Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

[TheSkeptic]

"
that i graduate on scedual with c's or better so i can get into college"


good luck

:lmao :lmao :lmao

This one's actually pretty funny.


Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

I'd say there's annoying people on both sides. This does seem like an interesting site though...

[Warlord23]

Please help! I have this recurring dream where I see myself in the garden of Eden. Jesus walks towards me from the distance wearing nothing but a talking snake. At this point I wake up from the dream with a raging erection ...

Please pray so that my mind is filled with good thoughts and for me to come into Jesus.

[rjv]

:rollin Who types like that?

i'm pretty sure everyone types the same way, more or less.

[rjv]

Right?

And they say athiests are pretentious...

i before e, except after c.

[jeebus]

Bump, for great justice.

Don't forget your prayers, my brothers and sisters.

[Venti Quattro]

I have offered my prayers, fellow brother.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Bump, for great justice.

Don't forget your prayers, my brothers and sisters.

Done:tu

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lmaowhomever did the Hitler one

[jeebus]

I made a username. It won't be hard to spot.

EDIT: GodlyDynasty found it

[midnightpulp]

please pray for Ronnie as tomorrow he will go before his probation officer please dont let him take his right to be with his children. As the courts had allowed. please keep this family together. Dear God please grant me the miracle of which I have been praying. thank you all and God bless

:lol

[VBM]

Do the Mormons have godvine on lock? Spurs = f:lolcked

[Venti Quattro]

Brothers in Christ,

I have read upstairs that is fellow brother timvp's birthday today and it will be greatly appreciated if we sent our prayers for him. We have no tangible or material gifts for him but we do have the most powerful gift for timvp -- the gift of prayer. Let us all offer our prayers for timvp.

[jeebus]

How unclassy of you to forget it's Tim Duncan's birthday too. I will have Godvine email my prayer to God to save your classless Laker soul. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

wtf they have the same birthday? I did not know det, sorry.

[Crookshanks]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Then forgive us.

[MavDynasty]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You a bible banger?

[Venti Quattro]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

D-Rob?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

You a bible banger?

Crookshanks puts angel luv to shame in the bible beating department.

[Fpoonsie]

I tried to put a prayer request in for her, but, apparently, God-Mod blocked my ability to submit one.

[pass1st]

I tried to put a prayer request in for her, but, apparently, God-Mod blocked my ability to submit one.

'sup bro, ELE still in effect.

[Ace]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

:lmao

[MavDynasty]

D-Rob?

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Prayer Request for: jim duncan (http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40618)

I would like to thank all who prayed for jimbo last week,the lord took him home last Thursday, his mother, wife,children, sister are holding on to the fact that he is home with God trying to move forward, of course it will be hard for them but your prayers will help. So again thank you all God bless each of you. lovingly your freind Jeanette Ellington

Please tell me this didn't come from a Spurstalk poster. :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[dfens]

LMAO spurstalk in full effect:

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40559

Dear God,

Please help me find the right path. I once more have started to dream cristiano ronaldo and can't stop thinking about him. In the morning I sometimes walk by the lake and muse about it and it is such a burden on my soul. Give me the strength to carry on!

Venti http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40557

Please pray for my father's soul because our new colleagues at work don't share the same profound values that we shared until recently in our classy organization. All the 3 new workers have dark pasts: a rapist, a rapper and a gay. If pops'd knew he'd be devasted.

Drob junior
http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40554


Let us pray after the King James Bible my husband bronnie ronnie wont ever leave me again hoping for three quarts of a season and than shattering our union.
Aceheat

CROLF br on godvine
http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40553


Bless that son grande bellissimo bellinello and let that three pointer hit the net like the almighty hit that man that stole my belongings during Katrina.

GOD BLESS SONS
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[VBM]

Bless that son grande bellissimo bellinello and let that three pointer hit the net like the almighty hit that man that stole my belongings during Katrina.

GOD BLESS SONS

Win

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lord, please give me strength to listen to something better than Rihanna when me and my online buddies are talking about trance and dubstep music. Please distance me from my anime fetishes and fantasies because I have been lacking sleep for months just trying to get them out of my head. I imagine Sasuke raping me like the way he does with Naruto. If it's not too much, can you also please improve my basketball and soccer takes?

TDMVPDPOY


Heavenly Mighty Father,

Help the Lakers not get knocked out of the playoffs too soon because my husband is obsessed with them and he beats and abuses me each time they lose. When we first met he was a caring and loving soul but after vietnam satan got him.

I can't leave him because I have no place to go and he said he will find me and he will do wicked things to me.

Katherine Robinson, AZ

:lmao

[Jack Hould]

You people need Jesus.

[DeadlyDynasty]

You people need Jesus.

Holy fuck...win:lmao:lmao:lmao

[manufan10]

GOD please he is in terrible danger .. too many blown out knees recently!!

For the sake of an old child loving man, keep my son andrew free of harm and I shall give free candy to all the children at the park

Culburn

:lmao

[manufan10]

God please help Spike go through these terrible times. The choking has brought his lungs to a halt.

Reggie Miller

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

I made this very sincere prayer: http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40900

[Findog]

BB, this site is gold...I just made a prayer request--guess which one is me:lol.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/

It's no sexinchrist

http://sexinchrist.com/


Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God's will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.

[jeebus]

It must portray sex within the context of a Christian marriage. It must be apparent through the actions, behaviors, and speech of the characters portrayed that they are Christian, lead a Christian lifestyle, and have a marriage in which their faith is central. This could be depicted in a variety of ways, with scenes showing a couple praying together, studying the Bible, attending church or church functions, and generally relating to one another as loving Christian spouses outside of the bedroom.

[baseline bum]

I made this very sincere prayer: http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40900

Didn't you pray for DRose? Just don't say a prayer for Ginobili, whatever you do. :lol

[jeebus]

omg :lmao


Aside from swallowing semen as a measure to prevent the waste and spillage of seed, ingesting ejaculate can have spiritual benefits, as we will see. Although the Old Testament makes reference to the bitterness of semen (And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water. [Numbers 5:24]), the New Testament casts the act of consuming ejaculate in a much more affirming light, as in the following passage, where Jesus speaks to the woman of Samaria about the gift of “living water”:

[Findog]

omg :lmao


Aside from swallowing semen as a measure to prevent the waste and spillage of seed, ingesting ejaculate can have spiritual benefits, as we will see. Although the Old Testament makes reference to the bitterness of semen (And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water. [Numbers 5:24]), the New Testament casts the act of consuming ejaculate in a much more affirming light, as in the following passage, where Jesus speaks to the woman of Samaria about the gift of “living water”:

That site is amazing. Read the section about biblical fisting.

[jeebus]

That site is amazing. Read the section about biblical fisting.


The biblical significance of the hand is important, because in the act of fisting, one partner (usually male) inserts his entire hand and fist into the vagina or rectum of his partner. Rather than copulating with his penis, he penetrates her with his fist. Given the powerful symbolism of the fist, it is no surprise that couples who have partaken in the practice of fisting have described it as being a profoundly spiritual experience. On a symbolic and sexual level, a wife who is fisted by her husband has the experience of surrendering completely to the divine love and power of the Lord, as embodied by her partner’s hand. The husband in turn has the experience of touching and caressing her inwardly, in such a deep and intimate manner as God touches our own souls with His grace.


Fanfuckingtastic

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolST at war with Christian Fundamentalists

[Venti Quattro]

:cry They banned me :cry
:cry And they deleted my sincerest prayers :cry

[Baseline]

who can vote only members or random lurkers too?

I met the actual Wiliam Hung in a restaurant outside LA about six months ago. He was with his parents, and when I spoke to him, he acted really embarrassed that someone had recognized him and barely said anything.
'Twas a bit sad, actually.

[jeebus]

:cry They banned me :cry
:cry And they deleted my sincerest prayers :cry

Bastards! :cry they deleted my Hitler :depressed

[Venti Quattro]

What's wrong with praying for a vagina? :cry

[jeebus]

:cry and how could they let that troll Jack Hould stay there? He's the worst of them all!

[Venti Quattro]

:cry what kind of a devil prays for frosted tears?

[jeebus]

:lmao that shit was fuckin hilarious

[baseline bum]

Those guys are racist as hell; they deleted my prayer for RGIII.

[IWantsACuatro]

lololol

IronMexican has yet to be banned though.

They can't be racist then.

Edit: I tried to submit one myself. It must be approved by a mod :lmao.

You guys are terrible, terrible people.

[LnGrrrR]

:cry They banned me :cry
:cry And they deleted my sincerest prayers :cry

Damn it! I was going to ask you to pray that Rondo plays Game 2. :lmao

[baseline bum]

Damn it! I was going to ask you to pray that Rondo plays Game 2. :lmao

My prayers haven't worked very well tbh. For instance, I prayed for Kobe to tear his ACL and Jesus fucked it all up and took Rose down instead. Then I prayed for no monkeyball and the Clippers had their historical comeback. Godvine is broken tbh.

[baseline bum]

See the light!
Jesus hates the Lakers.

I probably cpuld have added a "Kobe raped a white girl" and get 50 prayers more.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40053

really.. GODVINE FOR A TEAM TO WIN

[J.T.]

My prayers haven't worked very well tbh. For instance, I prayed for Kobe to tear his ACL and Jesus fucked it all up and took Rose down instead. Then I prayed for no monkeyball and the Clippers had their historical comeback. Godvine is broken tbh.

I find that God gives every sports fan one get out of jail free prayer for their whole lives. Not one per team, one period. You can't pick when you want to use it either which is the worst part. I can't tell if mine was answered already yet because I prayed pretty fucking hard when the Colts were down by 18 to the Patriots in January 2007 but later learned Peyton and Archie Manning prayed for the Colts to win too.

[Venti Quattro]

Note: All prayer requests must be approved by a moderator before they will be displayed. Please do not submit twice. Thank you.

You must Register for a free account to submit a prayer request. Or, if you already have an account on GodVine, log in above!

:cry :cry :cry

[LnGrrrR]

I find that God gives every sports fan one get out of jail free prayer for their whole lives. Not one per team, one period. You can't pick when you want to use it either which is the worst part. I can't tell if mine was answered already yet because I prayed pretty fucking hard when the Colts were down by 18 to the Patriots in January 2007 but later learned Peyton and Archie Manning prayed for the Colts to win too.

I think all of Boston collectively used theirs in 04. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

http://www.urgentprayers.com/

[Venti Quattro]

Lakers fans, let us all join together and pray for our brothers whose spirits have been injured or have been swerved away from the right path. :cry

Dedicate a prayer for our brother, Pau Gasol, that he may overcome this evil named plantar fasciitis.

Your brother in the Lakers name,
Venti Quattro

[midnightpulp]

Some of DD's best work.

:lol Jack Hould

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

:lolGood times

[mavs>spurs]

hey laker fans let's all jack off to how we really told those christians a couple things! cmon guys, lets all post pics of our dicks yeah!!!

[baseline bum]

:lolGood times

:cry Had they not erased that prayer for Pau Gasol's vagina maybe we wouldn't be in this fucked up situtation. :cry

:cry Ship his ass out :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

:crystop making fun of the god-fearing right!:cry

[mavs>spurs]

i think mono started that whole changing quotes things in 2006, and the :cry insert something here :cry was mine

it's 2013 bro

[DeadlyDynasty]

What a hipster thing to say. I'll say a prayer for your mutilated phallus

[mavs>spurs]

cmon bro let's compare phalluses it's cool

i mean you stare at them all day at your job

[midnightpulp]

When did the m>s/DD feud start?

[DeadlyDynasty]

cmon bro let's compare phalluses it's cool

i mean you stare at them all day at your job

That doesn't make any sense.

[DeadlyDynasty]

When did the m>s/DD feud start?

We're old friends. We go way back.

[mavs>spurs]

it's just a recycling of old shticks in here tonight

kind of like how you cycle out old mens catheter bags while taking a peek under their gown and muttering something about kobe

[DeadlyDynasty]

it's just a recycling of old shticks in here tonight

kind of like how you cycle out old mens catheter bags while taking a peek under their gown and muttering something about kobe

Medics don't give or change catheters. Try harder.

[HI-FI]

What a hipster thing to say. I'll say a prayer for your mutilated phallus
hipster thing is to mock a religion with an emo sense of superiority tbh.

[DeadlyDynasty]

hipster thing is to mock a religion with an emo sense of superiority tbh.

No, not really. Also fail to see where "emo" fits into all this, but you do try to crowbar that into your smack talk all the time, so I understand.

[mavs>spurs]

try harder? have you checked your posting history lol, this thread is titled "try harder"

just another generic laker fan trying to be a cool spurstalker like the mav crew

[DeadlyDynasty]

You listen to Alex Jones and crusade for foreskin restoration. That's cool.

[Venti Quattro]

This one's still alive, lol http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40079

[mavs>spurs]

damn, alex jones and dick talk is almost as deadly a combo as kobe bryant and dwight howard crofl

[DeadlyDynasty]

Yup...both are very real, and very embarrassing.

[Bill_Brasky]

hipster thing is to mock a religion with an emo sense of superiority tbh.

Why would an emo have any sense of superiority?

[baseline bum]

Pray for My teammates

My basketball team, I don't know what to do. We're just not playing well and no one listens when I try to tell them The Word. I really want to try to bring some stability into their lives. I feel like we're in danger, as we have had some bad things happening. There have even been rumors of one of my teammates raping a girl. How do I set him straight? Coach gave me grief for chasing our guys around with a bible, and I think he's a big part of the problem. How can I save this team?

5 people prayed for My teammates

Added by bible kemp

[Drachen]

Pray for My teammates

My basketball team, I don't know what to do. We're just not playing well and no one listens when I try to tell them The Word. I really want to try to bring some stability into their lives. I feel like we're in danger, as we have had some bad things happening. There have even been rumors of one of my teammates raping a girl. How do I set him straight? Coach gave me grief for chasing our guys around with a bible, and I think he's a big part of the problem. How can I save this team?

5 people prayed for My teammates

Added by bible kemp

Is this on there?

[baseline bum]

Is this on there?

:cry only got 8 prayers :cry

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/54271

[Drachen]

LOL, the page loads up, but the actual pane with the prayer is blocked by my work.

[The Reckoning]

AussieFanKurt

[The Reckoning]

the time for prayers has come. send in your requests.

[Venti Quattro]

Note: All prayer requests must be approved by a moderator before they will be displayed. Please do not submit twice. Thank you.

:lmao :lmao :lmao I'm 100% it was because of Spurstalk

[The Reckoning]

Bless that son grande bellissimo bellinello and let that three pointer hit the net like the almighty hit that man that stole my belongings during Katrina.

GOD BLESS SONS



BR eating his words right now lol

[313]

"
I am asking for my fellow soldiers in Christ to pray for the town of Bloomington, Indiana, especially on this day. This weekend is Bloomington's Little 500 weekend. Almost EVERY STUDENT is intoxicated, the hospitals usually become full, and much immorality takes place. Please pray for their safety and that God would grant that they learn of His wisdom, goodness, and joy instead of the worldly sources of counterfeit fun. Nevertheless, strongholds of Satan are in the process of being torn down here. Christians are getting increasingly turned on to the power of God and are utilizing the power from above given to us of God through His Son Jesus Christ despite much intimidation from the worldly powers in the area. This is significant considering that this is a university town that is known for its very ungodly ways of life. Many ungodly people in this town boldly proclaim their support for homosexuality along with many radical liberal ideas that are not in harmony and alignment with God\'s Word. Concerning this town, if we as believers can honestly say"Mightily Grew the Word of God and prevailed,"--then God can certainly change any town--with Him all things are possible. Please pray for this town, for your own towns, and the country/world at large abound more and more in God\'s Will-----We as believer's are truly the "salt of the earth." So let us be Salty!"


heathens
:lol I was thinking about going down to lil 5 this weekend

[The Reckoning]

someone needs to go back to when we overloaded the site and put a database of what was said here

[The Reckoning]

crofl thispraygo

[Fpoonsie]

rofl rofl This was fun.

:cry memories :cry

[AussieFanKurt]

:lmao