Tell me this is just a joke

[pass1st]

http://www.janetcharlton.com/kobe-bryant-is-building-a-church-for-his-wonderful-wife-vanessa/

Has to be some TMZ bullshit, but if it was true....:lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Wow. I never thought that Kobe would be one of those dudes dumb enough to put the pussy on a pedestal, but he's stepping it up and putting that shit on holy ground.

[hater]

when you can't rape em, buy em a church

[manufan10]

:lol Naming a church after her

[z0sa]

Churches tend to attract rapists nowadays.

[Trill Clinton]

dwade built his mom a church too. seems to be a new trend.

[VBM]

http://www.ow-simp.pl/obrazy/logo_simp.gif

[Trill Clinton]

http://www.ow-simp.pl/obrazy/logo_simp.gif


:lol technically he can't be a simp since its his wife but I feel you.

[Venti Quattro]

Wonder why D-Rob didn't build a church for Dennis Rodman.

[DMC]

I thought divorce was frowned upon by the catholic church. Then again, so is rape.

[VBM]

:lol technically he can't be a simp since its his wife but I feel you.

It may not be official, but they aren't in a husband-wife capacity right now. He's on the same level as that one dude who got aired out on worldstar for crying to his girl to take him back.

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[LkrFan]

Churches tend to attract rapists nowadays.

:lol

Dumb move by Kobe. SMH

[cheguevara]

I thought divorce was frowned upon by the catholic church. Then again, so is rape.

by frowned you mean reserved to the sunday school priests?

[DMC]

Wonder why D-Rob didn't build a church for Dennis Rodman.

VPIO4YtKrtY

[LkrFan]

I thought divorce was frowned upon by the catholic church. Then again, so is rape.

:lol

[DMC]

by frowned you mean reserved to the sunday school priests?

That's not rape, that's lecturing and guidance.

[Trill Clinton]

It may not be official, but they aren't in a husband-wife capacity right now. He's on the same level as that one dude who got aired out on worldstar for crying to his girl to take him back.

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0:45 mark


:rollin:rollin:rollin

Kobe is on Tiger Wood's level when it comes to extra marital affairs.

[JamStone]

SMH Mexicans and their infatuation with their Catholic god. Is he going to find a statue of the virgin Mary that bleeds tears too? A potato chip in the shape of Jesus' face?

When does success at success at success at success finally equate to failure? I know there's got to be some rule that applies like with double and triple negatives.

Attack strong. Attack fast. Rape strong. Rape fast. Build a church strong. Build a church fast.

[Frenzy]

He can pray she don't catch him cheating again.

[Jt.ONE]

kobe acting pussy-whipped and he aint even getting the pussy.


tsk tsk

[Venti Quattro]

kobe acting pussy-whipped and he aint even getting the pussy.

tsk tsk

What a family man :cry

They're actually trying to get their marriage back together, and are pretty close to it. I guess he really loves her. He's just dumb for cheating and getting caught.

[baseline bum]

I thought divorce was frowned upon by the catholic church. Then again, so is rape.

Since when?

[Jt.ONE]

What a family man :cry

They're actually trying to get their marriage back together, and are pretty close to it. I guess he really loves her. He's just dumb for cheating and getting caught.

:lol

marriage counseling > building a church

[baseline bum]

Can't wait to see Bynum's reaction when Kobe starts chasing him with a bible.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol

marriage counseling > building a church

Kobe is approaching Ari Gold levels in trying to win his wife back tbh

[DeadlyDynasty]

I told you guys God was on our side.


Thank you Godvine.

[JamStone]

kobe acting pussy-whipped and he aint even getting the pussy.


tsk tsk

You honestly think Kobe isn't still smashing?

[lefty]

MJ didnt have to do that


MJ is a MAN

[Stalin]

you americans, are pussy whipped, tbh

[VBM]

It may not be official, but they aren't in a husband-wife capacity right now. He's on the same level as that one dude who got aired out on worldstar for crying to his girl to take him back.

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embed fail...:lol