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reason
04-26-2012, 08:20 AM
Do you re-close it with that wire tie or plastic thingy or do you just twist the wrapper and tuck it underneath? My GF gets mad when I don't use the tie to close the bread up.

bus driver
04-26-2012, 08:54 AM
tie it back up, not sure if it helps any

silverblk mystix
04-26-2012, 08:58 AM
Do you re-close it with that wire tie or plastic thingy or do you just twist the wrapper and tuck it underneath? My GF gets mad when I don't use the tie to close the bread up.

She's got issues....get rid of her.

SpurinDallas
04-26-2012, 09:10 AM
She's got issues....get rid of her.

No kidding. Imagine how she would react when you leave the seat up or forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste. Or worse, imagine how she'd freak out if she caught you in bed with her sister. She's gotta go

TDMVPDPOY
04-26-2012, 09:13 AM
tie it in a knot

thats about it, unless you need that plastic shit to know the use by date

manufan10
04-26-2012, 09:25 AM
Don't buy any more bread. Problem solved.

reason
04-26-2012, 09:45 AM
She never said anything about it when she would just spend the night but now that she has moved in I'm hearing about little things that bother her. I'm going to have to change some things I guess like no more drinking straight from the milk jug. It has only been a few weeks so I'm sure I'll find some of her habits I don't like soon enough.

mrsmaalox
04-26-2012, 09:54 AM
At my house, the described "twist and tuck" method is the most frequently used. Not by preference, but because those twistys tend to disappear, the moment they are liberated, into the "abyss of lost stuff" that occupies my home.

reason
04-26-2012, 10:01 AM
At my house, the described "twist and tuck" method is the most frequently used. Not by preference, but because those twistys tend to disappear, the moment they are liberated, into the "abyss of lost stuff" that occupies my home.

They sure do seem to disappear into thin air right after I make my sammich.

Sportcamper
04-26-2012, 10:03 AM
I take the end slice & slab butter on it...

silverblk mystix
04-26-2012, 10:05 AM
No kidding. Imagine how she would react when you leave the seat up or forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste. Or worse, imagine how she'd freak out if she caught you in bed with her sister. She's gotta go

Agreed.

Once had a girl who walked in on me while I was getting blown ...she got all whiny...."what's going on?"...

I told her..."hey-I told you when we met I had hobbies!"

spurs_fan_in_exile
04-26-2012, 10:16 AM
Circumvent the debate altogether and eat the entire loaf in one sitting every time you open a new one.

manufan10
04-26-2012, 10:24 AM
They sure do seem to disappear into thin air right after I make my sammich.

That's your problem right there. She should be making the sandwich, not you.

JudynTX
04-26-2012, 02:23 PM
Don't buy any more bread. Problem solved.

:lol :lol Smart ass.

I don't care if my husband doesn't use the twistie tie, as long as he closes it back up.

Although there is nothing worse than leaving a jug of milk with a few drops left and put it back in the fridge. HATE THAT SHIT!

CuckingFunt
04-26-2012, 02:30 PM
I do both. Twist the open end of the bag tightly, secure with the plastic bit or the twist-tie it came with, and then tuck. Going through bread before it gets stale is hard when you live alone, so I do everything I possibly can to keep it fresher longer.

RaZon
04-26-2012, 02:45 PM
When I open a loaf of bread.....hmmm?

Let's see, wrap it tight and sholve it against something.

manufan10
04-26-2012, 02:49 PM
:lmao

z0sa
04-26-2012, 02:50 PM
twist and tuck... just make sure all the air is forced out

Jimmy
04-26-2012, 02:51 PM
Twist & tuck for bread but for chips I'll crunch the bag closed also push it up against something or use a cloth pin.

this or that?
04-27-2012, 06:49 AM
twist and tuck... Just make sure all the air is forced out

+1

Halberto
04-27-2012, 07:19 AM
Anyone else find that putting the bread on the microwave makes it get moist in the bag?

Bender
04-27-2012, 08:00 AM
I twist the bag and tuck under... but I'm the boss of my house...


Although there is nothing worse than leaving a jug of milk with a few drops left and put it back in the fridge. HATE THAT SHIT!
lol... my son does that... I take a gallon of milk out of the fridge, and there is like a teaspoon of milk in it...

Drachen
04-27-2012, 08:26 AM
Twist and tuck after letting the air out. I always smell the bread as I am forcing the air out too.

Halberto - why are you putting bread in the microwave?

JustSpurs
04-27-2012, 10:56 AM
I use the twisy or wife will go apeshit if I don't.

mrsmaalox
04-27-2012, 11:11 AM
:lol :lol Smart ass.

I don't care if my husband doesn't use the twistie tie, as long as he closes it back up.

Although there is nothing worse than leaving a jug of milk with a few drops left and put it back in the fridge. HATE THAT SHIT!

:lol My daughter goes ballistic on her brothers if she finds a cereal box with just a few nuggets in it, tucked back neatly on the shelf.

cantthinkofanything
04-27-2012, 11:14 AM
Twist and tuck after letting the air out. I always smell the bread as I am forcing the air out too.

Halberto - why are you putting bread in the microwave?

he said "on" the microwave

Dude
04-27-2012, 11:17 AM
I tend to forget to close the bread and it dries out. I buy the mini loaves.

cantthinkofanything
04-27-2012, 11:20 AM
What's with all you guys. I can't stand not having fresh fresh bread. I usually just make a sandwich and then throw away the rest. Or sometimes give it to my dogs.

Strike
04-27-2012, 11:59 AM
She never said anything about it when she would just spend the night but now that she has moved in I'm hearing about little things that bother her. I'm going to have to change some things I guess like no more drinking straight from the milk jug. It has only been a few weeks so I'm sure I'll find some of her habits I don't like soon enough.

This is why I have my place and my gf has hers. The one who pays for it can dictate how it's used/stored. If I'm at her place, her rules apply. When she's at mine, my rules apply. Simple.

Once I open the bread, whatever was used to close it is usually gone. I'm all about the twist & tuck after getting as much air out as possible.

AmericanPsycho
04-27-2012, 01:37 PM
What pisses me off is when the cereal is just pushed down inside the box and not closed properly and it goes stale. :bang:bang

manufan10
04-27-2012, 01:50 PM
I hate when people put the ice tray back in the freezer with only one ice cube in it.

PM5K
04-27-2012, 02:04 PM
Tell her to get a fucking life.

Frenzy
04-27-2012, 02:41 PM
Twist n tuck...and on a fresh loaf I never eat the first few slices. I always get like the 4th or 5th slice for some reason.

Why?
04-27-2012, 02:49 PM
This is just the beginning of the many reasons you'll find why not to stay with her. Have you found any tampon wrappers on the floor yet? Or find your sink full of hair and make up crumble smudges?

Why?
04-27-2012, 02:50 PM
Twist n tuck...and on a fresh loaf I never eat the first few slices. I always get like the 4th or 5th slice for some reason.

I like the colas.

IWantsACuatro
04-27-2012, 02:52 PM
Twisting up the bread and closing the cereal box is a pain in the ass, IMO. Not putting the toilet seat down is just plain lazy. To even the odds, I put the top of the seat down as well. It makes the girlfriend scared of what she'll find when she lifts it up :lol

Headon
04-27-2012, 03:14 PM
Have you walked into the bathroom and gotten punched in the face with that nice freshly used pad smell yet?

Good 'N Plenty
04-27-2012, 05:11 PM
Twist and tuck is the way I roll.

DMC
04-27-2012, 06:22 PM
Why would I open a loaf of bread? That's her job.

Mr Hanky
04-27-2012, 07:54 PM
I pinch loaves.

fraga
04-27-2012, 08:06 PM
twist and tuck... just make sure all the air is forced out

Then stick it in the fridge...that shit will last forever...

AmericanPsycho
04-30-2012, 03:08 PM
We use a bread box but just twist and tuck,

tlongII
04-30-2012, 04:39 PM
Never drink straight from the milk jug. That is disgusting.

cantthinkofanything
04-30-2012, 04:40 PM
Never drink straight from the milk jug. That is disgusting.

Agreed. Fresh from the nipple is best.

pickle girl
04-30-2012, 05:03 PM
Never drink straight from the milk jug. That is disgusting.

wuss

Biernutz
04-30-2012, 05:18 PM
I always spin the end and put a clothespins on the twist to keep it air tight. Don't buy the fancy clips , clothespins are cheap and work just fine.

rascal
04-30-2012, 05:24 PM
She never said anything about it when she would just spend the night but now that she has moved in I'm hearing about little things that bother her. I'm going to have to change some things I guess like no more drinking straight from the milk jug. It has only been a few weeks so I'm sure I'll find some of her habits I don't like soon enough.

Sounds like you are lazy.

reason
04-30-2012, 09:57 PM
Sounds like you are lazy.

I have asked myself that very question. I don't see it as being laxy but more as being practical. Twist and tuck serves the purpose of sealing the bread until the next use.
Now, today I get home from work and I've been holding it for the last few miles and I get home and rush through the door the the head and as I am dropping my ass on the seat I notice the stayfree package on the floor. Then I get up to wash my hand and sure enough. There is hair in the sink.
So this is what living together brings to the relationship? Learning to live with others pet peeves? That is the way I see it. She is out with some friends and I just popped some popcorn and am sitting here munching and wondering what is in store when she gets home.
I don't want to start an argument over such petty stuff and I want to get laid tonight and she should get home ready to go but maybe in the morning I'll mention something.

Wild Cobra Kai
04-30-2012, 10:22 PM
Agreed.

Once had a girl who walked in on me while I was getting blown ...she got all whiny...."what's going on?"...

I told her..."hey-I told you when we met I had hobbies!"

She was probably more upset that it was a guy than you were getting blown.

Gutter92
05-01-2012, 12:11 AM
Fuck those people that take the first piece of bread out (the shitty slice), and put it back in there when they get their slices out...somehow the two shitty end pieces always end up the last 2 slices...

Fideo Castro
05-01-2012, 05:57 AM
Fuck those people that take the first piece of bread out (the shitty slice), and put it back in there when they get their slices out...somehow the two shitty end pieces always end up the last 2 slices...

Makes for a great sammich.
http://media.onsugar.com/files/ons1/299/2993211/31_2009/9d75ad8c0409f72a_DSC08965.jpg

Drachen
05-01-2012, 08:36 AM
Fuck those people that take the first piece of bread out (the shitty slice), and put it back in there when they get their slices out...somehow the two shitty end pieces always end up the last 2 slices...

The ends are perfect for peanut butter and honey toast.

CuckingFunt
05-01-2012, 12:03 PM
Fuck those people that take the first piece of bread out (the shitty slice), and put it back in there when they get their slices out...somehow the two shitty end pieces always end up the last 2 slices...

Stupid kid.

Firstly, the ass ends of the bread are the best. Secondly, you put them back because they prevent the rest of the bread from getting stale.

benefactor
05-01-2012, 12:30 PM
http://linedry.org/siteContent/shop/clothespins.jpg

My wife buys tons of them and we put then on everything...bread, chips, etc.

Amarelooms
05-01-2012, 03:32 PM
My gf and her parents put bread in the damn freezer....to keep it fresh. How the f am I suppose to eat it if it's like a damn rock and needs to be thawed.

:elephant

cantthinkofanything
05-01-2012, 03:34 PM
My gf and her parents put bread in the damn freezer....to keep it fresh. How the f am I suppose to eat it if it's like a damn rock and needs to be thawed.

:elephant

maybe they've decided you eat too much of their fucking bread and only put it in there when they know you're coming over

Spurtacus
05-01-2012, 03:34 PM
My gf and her parents put bread in the damn freezer....to keep it fresh. How the f am I suppose to eat it if it's like a damn rock and needs to be thawed.

:elephant

:lol

step up to the mike
05-02-2012, 11:29 AM
Hummm.....individually wrapped sliced bread?

cantthinkofanything
05-02-2012, 11:31 AM
Hummm.....individually wrapped sliced bread?

It'd be cheaper just to throw away the whole loaf after you take out a couple of pieces. Which is what I do.

reason
05-02-2012, 11:44 AM
I'm still using the twist and tuck method and I ain't changing.

2Blonde
05-02-2012, 06:34 PM
Let's see, wrap it tight and sholve it against something.
You are talking about bread, right? Either way, good advice. :toast

AmericanWoman
05-04-2012, 08:49 PM
I've always just twisted and tucked. Who really saves that wire tie?

rascal
05-04-2012, 08:55 PM
My gf and her parents put bread in the damn freezer....to keep it fresh. How the f am I suppose to eat it if it's like a damn rock and needs to be thawed.

:elephant

Doesn't taste as fresh after it was frozen. Picks up some freezer burn in the process.

rascal
05-04-2012, 08:56 PM
I've always just twisted and tucked. Who really saves that wire tie?

The problem with that is someone always moves the bread and it ends up not being tucked anymore and gets stale.

this or that?
05-05-2012, 07:30 AM
I hate when someone actually ties the end of the bread bag and I have to rip the damn bag open.