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[siraulo23]

dirk just coasting during regular season

[Spurs9]

Dirk is a beast tbh

[MavDynasty]

Mavs look great, just like last year. Just scared of what happens if the Mavs hot 3 point shooting cools down?

[baseline bum]

So is Dallas going to need 6 to take LA out this time around?

[Brazil]

rebounding has been a huge problem for us

yeah but you got all the rest, this dallas is way smarter than okc !! I was sleeping on the mavs, I was forgetting how good is this team. great shit

[rayjayjohnson]

.

:lol

[Killakobe81]

I agree Harden is the better creator. And westbrook can create he got Ibaka a dunk not long ago ...but he is a bit shot happy.

Apparently some motherfuckers can't read ...

[MavDynasty]

All I want to know is where the fuck has this team been all year?

Hopefully they really have turned on the switch...

[NRHector]

Really fucking Thunder? :bang

[SplitterHook]

kidd killing tirico's orgasm :cry

fucking pedophiles!

[Killakobe81]

So killa thinks Westbrook is a better distributor than harden? Is that the logic im picking up?

Read above ...

[jestersmash]

What's the major OKC thunder forum? Real GM? Can't wait to read the meltdown.

[Darth_Pelican]

lmao Westbrook

[Killakobe81]

LOL Kidd owning Westbrook

[rayjayjohnson]

Would a Dallas series win be a bad thing for Spurs fans? L.A. would almost certainly take out the Mavs in the second round right?

LA aint getting past nuggets tbh

[redzero]

:lol Kidd took that shit away.

[TE]

Apparently some motherfuckers can't read ...

My apologies, didn't read. Just assumed some shit.


Carry on

[irishock]

Mavs look great, just like last year. Just scared of what happens if the Mavs hot 3 point shooting cools down?
That never happened last year.

[spursfan1000]

Jason Kidd has done a spectacular job on the defensive end today, props.

[Killakobe81]

Gosh darn, Dirk!!!

[jag]

This is where Westbrook shines. And by shines I mean shits all over himself and his team.

:corn:

[Mugen]

The Diggler is back for the playoffs.

[baseline bum]

Sick ass shot. RIP Zombie-Sonics.

[BanditHiro]

did Tirico just call him _irk

[rayjayjohnson]

Dirk ist beast

[Killakobe81]

WTF they go back to Mahinmi?

[Jzone]

Dirk doin work

[SplitterHook]

All I want to know is where the fuck has this team been all year?

Hopefully they really have turned on the switch...

lol? only thing that changed is that refs called this game fair, otherwise dallas would have won all the games against okc in the regular season.

[rayjayjohnson]

Dirk beasting over DPOY. Wow.

[ElNono]

game not over

[Killakobe81]

Bad shot by Dirk leads to 3 point play by Ibaka

[Mugen]

:lol what happens when Russell doesn't touch the ball for two possessions

[jag]

I would like nothing more than to see a Westbrook iso on the next play.

[jestersmash]

Ibaka is going to split these.

[jestersmash]

Never mind, forgot it was an And 1 :lol

[SpursOwn]

Dirk!

[IronMaxipad]

choke

[MavDynasty]

Fuck

[ElNono]

well, that lead went away quick

[Trainwreck2100]

tirico just came

[TE]

Dem mavs in trouble

[NRHector]

Can this game go over time?

[Jelloisjigglin]

Tirico just came.

[Darth_Pelican]

Timeout while they wipe Tirico's jizz off the court.

[rayjayjohnson]

C'mon dirk

[baseline bum]

Damn, a minute ago Kidd had a wide-open three to ice the game and go up double digits and now Acne ties it? Awesome game.

[BanditHiro]

typical mavs choke proving last year was the biggest fluke in sports history next to both giants super bowl runs.

[spursfan1000]

you know what nvm i want the spurs to play okc...

Spurs have their number

[Jelloisjigglin]

tirico just came

:lol

[ElNono]

Dirk with back 2 back non-Boss plays

[MavDynasty]

Timeout while they wipe Tirico's jizz off the court.

:lmao

[TE]

And tirico needs a new set of boxers

[siraulo23]

quality basketball game tbh

[Mugen]

Like somebody said earlier.... Harden > Westbrook.

[spursfan1000]

Damn, a minute ago Kidd had a wide-open three to ice the game and go up double digits and now Acne ties it? Awesome game.

:lol

[DAF86]

C'mon _allas Chokericks, pull it out.

[baseline bum]

Poor honkey-ass Jordan.

[Jzone]

Choke job

[spursfan1000]

Like somebody said earlier.... Harden > Westbrook.

false.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Mavs need to win this game now...would feel like a devastating loss

[rayjayjohnson]

Spurs have their number

Fucking spursfans making it all about them. Anyone would think this is a spurs site.

[Killakobe81]

Tirico is jizzing all over for OKC ... quite unseemly.

Great steal by Harden and pass ...

I will say this. As good as dirk is shooting he has had some bad turnovers late in games this year. A couple bad outlet passes and some questionable decisions. NEVER happened last year.

Why no touches for Jet?

[Mugen]

false.

Thank you, spursfan1000.

[rayjayjohnson]

Dirk time

[DAF86]

Like somebody said earlier.... Harden > Westbrook.

Harden=Manu Westbrook=Parker (?)

[Darth_Pelican]

lol at that possession

[MavDynasty]

Worst possession of all time?

[rayjayjohnson]

Durant trying to give harden a new concussion

[jag]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

[spursfan1000]

Thank you, spursfan1000.

Anytime bro

[baseline bum]

Clutch free throws from Mahinmi.

[Spurs9]

:lmao

[ElNono]

this shit going to the wire

[Brazil]

The Frenchman shitting on the nba forum

[jestersmash]

Faggot Ian never gave this much effort when he was with the spurs.

Clutch offensive board though.

[BanditHiro]

wtf how did Yawn make those.

[Libri]

Ian with huge freethrows

[baseline bum]

LOL @ Tirico calling Mahinmi a minimal contributor last playoffs. I remember him doing a pretty good job filling in for Brenda.

[Jelloisjigglin]

Really good game tbh

[rayjayjohnson]

They misprinted those shirts. We Are Done

[siraulo23]

Mahinmi is clutch

[spursfan1000]

Fucking spursfans making it all about them. Anyone would think this is a spurs site.

ummm spurstalk.com? even if this is a nba forum, spurs are a NBA team :lol

[Jzone]

Wow lol

[jag]

Yawn missed 2 clutch FT's against the Spurs, tbh

[Killakobe81]

Wow, Ian being clutch at the line.

Great game.

Wesbrook has done what you guys said no doubt about it ... the last 3 minutes. But you have to admit Russ played very well before that. It was like Lebron in the last Finals ...

[Darth_Pelican]

This doesn't feel like a 1st round playoff series.

[timtonymanu]

Great game.

The first 3 games today were a joke.

[Brazil]

French are soft

[Budkin]

Wow Ian with the clutch FTs

[timtonymanu]

Great game.

The first 3 games today were a joke.

[rayjayjohnson]

ummm spurstalk.com? even if this is a nba forum, spurs are a NBA team :lol

Slow clap.

[IronMaxipad]

Facial

[spursfan1000]

Ilbaka, is just a fucking beast!

[Killakobe81]

Dumb foul ...

[ElNono]

wow... what foul?

[Budkin]

Wow stupid foul.

[DAF86]

Dirk is more vertically challenged than Bonner.

[Trainwreck2100]

dirk pulled a manu there

[spursfan1000]

Slow clap.

:toast

[BanditHiro]

manuesqe foul

[Mugen]

Dirk pulling a Manu.

[baseline bum]

Ibaka getting revenge on Nowitzki. Damn, awesome game.

[IronMaxipad]

Choooooooooooooooooke

[jag]

:lmao

[ElNono]

choke

[Trainwreck2100]

dallas gonna go for the dub

[spursfan1000]

Mhmmm, still anyones game, i say terry takes next shot

[timtonymanu]

Oohh shit!

[ElNono]

neither team wants to win this... dumb shot by KD

[Trainwreck2100]

Durant has been anti clutch lately

[Killakobe81]

What did I say bad turnovers ... by Mavs and Dirk late in games ...


But they are forcing it to Dirk way too much. Jet needs to get a look too ..

[Brazil]

Dirk for 3 now

[baseline bum]

So do we see the pre-2011 Dirk from the last couple of minutes or do we see the one who shit on Bosh in game 2?

[Mugen]

Turtle with the 3 comin up.

[redzero]

This is early 80's Diggler.

[NRHector]

thunder bunch of dumbasses

[tediousj]

Why does every OKC home playoff game look like it's Game 7 of the Finals??

Great game though.

[rasho8]

Thought Dallas would win this one for sure. Then Dirk went all sloppy with the ball.

[DPG21920]

Carter!!!

[Mugen]

This is early 80's Diggler.

:lol

[ElNono]

wow... zebras gonna decide this?

[Drachen]

I don't think I have ever seen the Mavs and Dirk specifically so disjointed. Is this how they have been playing all year?

[baseline bum]

Stupid foul Harden.

[ElNono]

terrible foul by harden

[jestersmash]

Dirk FT line clutch is $.

Good shit.

[Killakobe81]

Dumb foul by Harden. Dirk probably makes that ... but you have to make him convert.

[siraulo23]

lol OKC putting Perkins on dirk

[MavDynasty]

C'mon...defense.

[Mugen]

Clutch Dirk :cry:cry:cry

[ElNono]

so... who takes this shot? KD has been doubled like crazy.... Harden? Westchuck?

[spursfan1000]

Dont let Westbrook shoot it even if he is hot, Durant needs to take it.

[jestersmash]

Look for a Kevin Durant wreckless drive into the lane to refs bailing him out with free throws.

[Darth_Pelican]

Westbrook in huddle: "coach, let me shoot"

[Kai]

Durant has been anti clutch lately

Nice reverse jinx attempt. Well see if it worked...

[Killakobe81]

I don't think I have ever seen the Mavs and Dirk specifically so disjointed. Is this how they have been playing all year?

at times. sometimes they looked like a weaker version of last year's Mavs.
But down the stretch they had some "panic" turnovers especially in close road games.

[DPG21920]

Ibaka time

[DAF86]

lol Marion

[Libri]

:wow

[Mugen]

Acne Backpack!!!!!

[ElNono]

KD gamewinner

[redzero]

Jesu Christo

[baseline bum]

CROFL Marion too stupid to get a shot off!?!?! :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Brazil]

Durant ! motherfucker

[TIMMYD!]

Damn

[mystargtr34]

Who are these fat black bitches on the court? These guys bring their mums to games?

[Budkin]

Wow!

[ElNono]

lol no more timeouts

[Jt.ONE]

you gotta be kiddin me durant...

[lefty]

Lol mavs

[rasho8]

Welp... Good job blowing that game Dallas.

[jeebus]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

[mavs>spurs]

CHOKED IT!!! :lmao

[Banzai]

Lol Allas

[IronMaxipad]

Choke

[LkrFan]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2098/5751191789_dbf0643b35.jpg

:lmao

[Jt.ONE]

wtf was marion doing at the end there?

[rayjayjohnson]

lol

[Mugen]

Mike Tirico jumping like he just made it to the North!!!!

[NRHector]

Stupid Mavs whata bunch of dumbasses

[Trainwreck2100]

that's more luck than clutch

[siraulo23]

great game, sucks mavs didnt have TO to advance the ball

[Nathan89]

Marion slightly over estimated his speed there.

[baseline bum]

Tirico finished

[rayjayjohnson]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

poty

[Sa_Spursfan20]

Damn. What a shot to end the game. This series looks to be a good one.

[mystargtr34]

:lol Ace Ventura burning all of his timeouts

[lurker]

lol me thinking we were going to win

[ElNono]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lol

[Killakobe81]

Wow. heartbreaking loss for a Mavs fan.

Great shot over both guys ...

Marion is a dumbass at least throw up the ball.

[jag]

I don't know how to feel about this. I'm emotionally confused right now

[DAF86]

What a choke job by the Mavs. I wouldn't be surprised if they get swept right now.

[spursfan1000]

Marion showing his playoff experience tbh

[timtonymanu]

Tough loss for Dallas.

:lol Tirico

He's worse than Stuart Scott's obsession with LeBron.

[BanditHiro]

god damn tirico needs to get strep throat or something.

[baseline bum]

Dirk just threw that shit away

[mVp]

:lmao Mavs

[noles1983]

Call me crazy but I'm not worried about either one of these scrubs

[jag]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lol

[baseline bum]

WTF Kidd? How do you not inbound that to Terry instead of dumbfuck Marion? :rollin

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Wow, lucky bounce.

[shyne]

Mavs just lost series, that's bigger than one game.

[Killakobe81]

I think Jet is a punk ...but he got no shots down the stretch. If I am Terry no way I re-sign after the way he has been treated this year.

[mystargtr34]

Mavs are still winning this series tbh :lol in 6.. they take Game 2, 3, 5 and 6 imo

[Budkin]

:lol Marion throwing over backboard way after buzzer went off.

[rayjayjohnson]

What a choke job by the Mavs. I wouldn't be surprised if they get swept right now.

Eh, they survived Brandon Roy's anal rape last year

[baseline bum]

:lol

:rollin at your sig

[DJ Mbenga]

that was pefect defense. tough lucky bounce.

[LkrFan]

LeHype would have passed up that last shot. :downspin:

[Spurologist]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lmao :lmao

[Mugen]

Mavs pulling a 2008 Phoenix Suns. Series is ovahhhhhhh

[Killakobe81]

Tough loss for Dallas.

:lol Tirico

He's worse than Stuart Scott's obsession with LeBron.

Did you guys see the smile on his face after? Tirico looked like he really did jizz his pants ...

[rayjayjohnson]

Call me crazy but I'm not worried about either one of these scrubs

Are you serious? The thunder will buttfuck your dinosaur ass.

[DAF86]

Fuck, fuck. If the Mavs would have won today, this series would have gone 7.

[baseline bum]

I think Jet is a punk ...but he got no shots down the stretch. If I am Terry no way I re-sign after the way he has been treated this year.

You think they were giving him an extension when Williams looks like he's about to leave?

[shyne]

Carlisle needs to quit calling timeouts after every thunder 4-0 run tbh

[spursfan1000]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lol

[LkrFan]

Mark Harden

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/9874/Mark-Cuban_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

:lol

[jag]

It's a good thing the Thunder had Fisher there for his veteran leadership. Couldn't have done it without him.

[manufan10]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lmao

[TE]

I don't know how to feel about this. I'm emotionally confused right now

[hoopdreams11]

great game, sucks mavs didnt have TO to advance the ball

That's what Carlisle gets he called his timeouts to liberally this game

[Killakobe81]

Carlisle needs to quit calling timeouts after every thunder 4-0 run tbh

Great point. what he should of done instead was bring Dirk back in sooner ...

[spursfan1000]

Are you serious? The thunder will buttfuck your dinosaur ass.

Just like they have past 2 years, wait...no that neever happened :hat

[mavs>spurs]

none of that shit should have mattered we had the game and then we lost our killer instinct to close it.

[noles1983]

Are you serious? The thunder will buttfuck your dinosaur ass.

Lol nug fan. Spurs 2-1 vs thunder, the loss was with dick and without Manu

[Darth_Pelican]

Screenshot of Mike Tirico when Durant's game winning shot went in:

http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/369530660a2a0b957e1abee5bdd7c95b.jpg

[TE]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1007022/2iiaem1_medium_medium_medium.gif

:lmao

[Brazil]

It's a good thing the Thunder had Fisher there for his veteran leadership. Couldn't have done it without him.

:lol

[Killakobe81]

Mavs well they did matchup well. I wonder if the theory that clutch play is random is coming back to haunt the Mavs? Last playoffs they won EVERY close game with Dirk making every big play. this year? not so much ...

Or is this the curse of Tyson?

[mavs>spurs]

Mavs well they did matchup well. I wonder if the theory that clutch play is random is coming back to haunt the Mavs? Last playoffs they won EVERY close game with Dirk making every big play. this year? not so much ...

Or is this the curse of Tyson?

pretty sure tyson would finish inside without getting his shit swatted every time and grab a few rebounds.

[Koolaid_Man]

none of that shit should have mattered we had the game and then we lost our killer instinct to close it.

I was getting my Jimmy waxed as I watched the 4th quarter...I was pulling for your guys :lol

good nite now

[mavs>spurs]

Seriously, this team repeats with Tyson. Bad move. (I'm not saying I would have known better myself, just in hindsight)

[spursfan1000]

Durant is soft as fuck. Making Lechoke look like a king

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Shame.

Dallas would have won this series if they win this game.

Now I can see OKC with tha sweep


SORRY SENOR!

[Obstructed_View]

Marion didn't want to mess up his field goal percentage.

[DJ Mbenga]

perfect defense, lucky bounce. just how it goes. turnovers doomed them. mahimi is soft but effective. this is where they miss barrea, they could drive and kick them to death. now its not so easy.

[Killakobe81]

perfect defense, lucky bounce. just how it goes. turnovers doomed them. mahimi is soft but effective. this is where they miss barrea, they could drive and kick them to death. now its not so easy.

Barea? sure they miss him. But as the kid said, tyson doesnt get swatted like that inside. (but he doesnt make clutch FT's wither) and though a great shot by Duran,t with chandler that is even tougher Mahinmi almost blocked it ... Tyson probably does (he is 3 inches taller)

[Brazil]

Durant shot is a lucky one tbh not a 0.4 lucky shot but still

[MavDynasty]

Durant shot is a lucky one tbh not a 0.4 lucky shot but still

That's why I'm not too pissed after a playof loss like I normally am.

Dirk had 3 turnovers? In the clutch which is very uncharacteristic for him. Terry, after having an amazing first half only took 3 shots in the 2nd half which is also not himself. I don't believe in moral wins but despite the choke in the 4th, OKC still needed a GREAT shot over 2 defenders and a lucky bounce.

[mavs>spurs]

That's why I'm not too pissed after a playof loss like I normally am.

Dirk had 3 turnovers? In the clutch which is very uncharacteristic for him. Terry, after having an amazing first half only took 3 shots in the 2nd half which is also not himself. I don't believe in moral wins but despite the choke in the 4th, OKC still needed a GREAT shot over 2 defenders and a lucky bounce.

We choked. And you're a pussy.

[MavDynasty]

We choked. And you're a pussy.

Mavs can't ring without Gerald Wallace

[Killakobe81]

The shot was a tough make.
What should be of a concern is you guys have lost some games on the road the same way. Portland, Lakers and Utah were lost with some very careless sloppy play by Dirk. Of course you should not lose faith in him, but waiting for Dirk to look like 2011 Dirk ... I have seen it only in flashes. To win this series he needs to get back to that level ...quick.

[mavs>spurs]

Mavs can't ring without Gerald Wallace

At least you're not crying still because I was right

[MavDynasty]

Right? Lol last I checked mavs won a ring without Gerald Wallace

[MavDynasty]

Mavs were literally a lucky bounce away from a win against the heavy favorites on the road in game 1. I'm not jumping off a cliff yet

[mavs>spurs]

^ I called the loss because I saw it coming and you cried.

[MavDynasty]

^ I called the loss because I saw it coming and you cried.

Where?

[Venti Quattro]

Shit, I didn't see this game because I had to go out. Certainly I missed out on a lot. Boo me

[mavs>spurs]

Where?

my thread where you came in and started cursing like you thought you were a big boy now

[DAF86]

crofl I just remembered Dirk's offensive foul and Ibaka's bullshit three to end the first half.

[Jodelo]

The shot was a tough make.
What should be of a concern is you guys have lost some games on the road the same way. Portland, Lakers and Utah were lost with some very careless sloppy play by Dirk. Of course you should not lose faith in him, but waiting for Dirk to look like 2011 Dirk ... I have seen it only in flashes. To win this series he needs to get back to that level ...quick.

Dirk needs to get back to Dirk in the clutch. He isn't the one he was last year, blame the season or whatever, he is not the Dirk from last year. (Still hoping he makes me look like an idiot)


crofl I just remembered Dirk's offensive foul and Ibaka's bullshit three to end the first half.

There was the game.

[Latarian Milton]

good performances by them mavs despite the loss, they grabbed more rebounds then their opponents last night and that was great achievement for them mavs knowing that they get out-rebounded in the regular season 9 out of 10 games, and for sure that should be owed to that fatass nigga perkins for being more of a crap then contract whore. mavs displayed a different team in the playoffs now and that exemplifies the importance of experience tbh, OKC just got lucky to seal a narrow win at home but dallas will steal one back and end up winning this series i predict *no jinx*

[Axe Murderer]

So i'm too lazy to even read this thread but I'm guessing it went like this

GNSF: ":lol Dallas chokers!!!!"

After Mavs look like they have game in hand

GNSF: "I always knew OKC would lose! Bunch of chokers! Can't win in the playoffs!"

After OKC wins

GNSF has massive eruption

Was I close?

[MavDynasty]

Tbh it was ms that was pulling gnsf

[Axe Murderer]

sup MD?

tbh i still think this series is a toss up. these two teams have played each other dead even the past few seasons. It's almost like old school SA-Dallas where the two teams know each other so well, seeding didn't matter