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MavDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:54 AM
Shits goin down tonight in OKC 8 PM. Look for the Mavs to get down huge early in the first and have to fight their way back in the whole game. While I think the Mavs may have a chance to upset the Thunder this series, I think OKC takes game one tbh.

Thunder-104
Mavs-93

Venti Quattro
04-28-2012, 09:55 AM
I feel Dallas is going to steal Game 1. But of course this doesn't guarantee them of an upset.

Paranoid Pop
04-28-2012, 10:00 AM
I think the Mavs lucked out tbh, the Thunder has really been struggling lately.

Koolaid_Man
04-28-2012, 10:01 AM
Shits goin down tonight in OKC 8 PM. Look for the Mavs to get down huge early in the first and have to fight their way back in the whole game. While I think the Mavs may have a chance to upset the Thunder this series, I think OKC takes game one tbh.

Thunder-104
Mavs-93


Dallas wins in 7

DPG21920
04-28-2012, 10:08 AM
Want to bet ^

LkrFan
04-28-2012, 10:10 AM
I hope the Mavs have plenty of KY. They're gonna be sore after this series. :downspin:

ElNono
04-28-2012, 11:01 AM
I think if the Mavs are going to pull a miracle, it has to start by taking this game...

Axe Murderer
04-28-2012, 11:08 AM
dudes, whats up, again sorry for not posting recently, but I have been real busy and just haven't had the time or energy. This day has pretty much been the day from hell, and I'm real just ticked off at the world right now, and I don't even want to get into it, so I won't. Since my last big post, I turned the ripe young age of 20 and have still been using my fake I.D. to get into the bars, so not much is different from 19 other than I am no longer a teenager which is kind of weird to think about. So I told you I was going to tell you about a couple circle jerk stories, so here it goes... It all started freshmen year homecoming. I was just starting to really hang out with all the dudes from my football team and we all got along pretty well. There was a group of us that was pretty tight and most of us are actually still best friends today, but anyway this particular group of kids all slept at one of our buddies houses. I was pretty much the only kid from my grade school to hang out with this group of kids, because they had all gone to grade school together, and I just kind of joined their group when we all got to high school. So we finish the dance and finish dinner after the dance, because that was the cool thing to do as a freshmen, and go back to this kids house for a sleepover. Well we were all dickin around playing video games and doing whatever when someone turns on girls gone wild infomercials. I'm sure everyone knows what those are. No one had any objections because we were all a bunch of horny little fucks. I wasn't really sure how they're sleepovers went in grade school, but my sleepovers in grade school consisted of videogames and maybe some porn, and if you were gonna jack off, you would go to the bathroom and do it on your own.... So were all sitting there watching girls gone wild, and all my buddies all start playin with their dicks, which I didn't think much about because I was rubbin my dick too, but then I started to see boners poppin up all around me and everyone just makes fun of everyone else for having boners, but everybody keeps rubbing their dick. I didn't know what to make of this situation, because I didn't think guys were supposed to do this type of thing together, but I was like fuck it whatever I don't care so I got dick hard too. It was a pretty homoerotic situation actually, because one of my buddies started chasing everyone around the house with his boner, again, I didn't think guys did this type of thing. So we go on watching the girls gone wild infomercials and a couple of my buddies just start jacking off right there and then they get off in front of all the other guys that were there. At this point I stopped playin with myself and kind of just chilled because I was pretty weirded out by what was going on around me to be totally honest. This was my first circle jerk experience, but there were many more over the next year or so. Once I learned how my new group of friends worked, I slowly became more comfortable everything. I was on the football team with all these kids, so of course I've seen them all naked in the lockeroom before, but being naked in the lockeroom, and jacking off together were two completley different things. So down the road a few months when I was used to jackin off at sleepovers with my bros, we slept at one of our friends house and we brought over a porno DVD, and this particular sleep over stands out in my mind because I remember being naked for quite a while. So we just did normal stuff at our sleepovers like play some bball play poker play video games, but once it gets to a certain point, everybody just gets real horny for some reason. I think the particular thing that got everyone thinkin about jacking off at this sleepover was one of our friends went into the clost by himself for a few minutes and everyone suspected he was beating off, so we of course send someone to rip open the closet doors so everyone can see if he was or not. When the doors get ripped open I remember my buddy standing there buck ass naked with a huge woody, and I remember it so vividly because he had a huge fucken bush, this kid was hairless everywhere else on his body but for some reason had a gigantic bush, which had prolli been growing since he hit puberty. So once we caught this kid jerking off, we of course just made fun of him, but instead of just ripping on this kid for the rest of his life, everyone kind of was just like eh, I kinda want to beat off too. So we all start watching porn, and everyone got naked except for a blanket or something and we started tuggin our dicks together. I had become pretty daring at this point and I remembered seeing some jergens lotion in the bathroom earlier in the night, so I went out to get it, and I put a huge glob on my dick and just started going to town. of course this was loud as hell and we were all sitting next to eachother huddled around a screen, but I figured since we were all jacking off together no one would object to me using some lotion because I was starting to chaif pretty badly. I was right, not only did no one object, but the lotion was passed around to everyone. So once we all got off, we decided to go play some more poker, but no one got dressed, eveyrone just kind of stayed wrapped up in their blankets. After playing poker and eating pizza rolls (I don't know why you need to know about the pizza rolls, it was just a part of the night that I remember) for a while we all were getting kind of bored. As I said before I started to get more comfortable with these guys and pretty daring, so I was like, yeah well I'm still pretty horny and I could definitley jerk off again, and most of them shared my enthusiasm, a couple were all chaifed and didn't want to further damage their dicks.So we all started watching porn again and pulled on our dicks til we all got off. We had countless circle jerks freshmen and sophomore year, and no one thought anything of it, it wasn't gay or anything. It was just a bunch of buddies who were horny as shit getting off. Its not like we ever grabbed eachothers dicks and started stroking eachother off. But anyway, the circle jerks went on for a while, and then at some point other kids in school found out, which still wasn't a big deal because we all played football and the most popular kids in school, all the girls still wanted our dicks, but as more and more people got word of it, it eventually made its way to the varsity football team. we were sophomores at the time, and most of our older brothers were on the varsity football team, so they all ripped on us so bad when they found out. I recall an all school assembly when the varsity football team started a chant that said "SOPHOMORE C-J clap clap clap clap clap" So that was kind of embaressing, but like I said we were the shit, and the girls didn't stop wanting our dicks, so it was quickly forgotten. I'm sure there are quite a few more circle jerk stories i could tell you guys about, but unfortunatley none of them ended in me getting my dick touched by one of my buddies or me grabbing one of my buddies dicks, so it wouldn't be worth it to tell you anymore. Honestly though now that I think about it, I'm not even attracted to any of my buddies, they are all like my brothers, They would do anything for me and I would do anything for them. Most of them are pretty good looking, but I don't think about them like that. I sometimes used to fantasize about maybe what if just one of them was gay too and we could experiment and do shit together for the first time, but then I quickly snap back into reality and forget about it. This post was kind of just slopped together but I'm pretty tired and can't wait to go to bed so I hope you guys enjoy it anyway. I'll try to have more for you soon, later bros.

pass1st
04-28-2012, 11:17 AM
dudes, whats up, again sorry for not posting recently, but I have been real busy and just haven't had the time or energy. This day has pretty much been the day from hell, and I'm real just ticked off at the world right now, and I don't even want to get into it, so I won't. Since my last big post, I turned the ripe young age of 20 and have still been using my fake I.D. to get into the bars, so not much is different from 19 other than I am no longer a teenager which is kind of weird to think about. So I told you I was going to tell you about a couple circle jerk stories, so here it goes... It all started freshmen year homecoming. I was just starting to really hang out with all the dudes from my football team and we all got along pretty well. There was a group of us that was pretty tight and most of us are actually still best friends today, but anyway this particular group of kids all slept at one of our buddies houses. I was pretty much the only kid from my grade school to hang out with this group of kids, because they had all gone to grade school together, and I just kind of joined their group when we all got to high school. So we finish the dance and finish dinner after the dance, because that was the cool thing to do as a freshmen, and go back to this kids house for a sleepover. Well we were all dickin around playing video games and doing whatever when someone turns on girls gone wild infomercials. I'm sure everyone knows what those are. No one had any objections because we were all a bunch of horny little fucks. I wasn't really sure how they're sleepovers went in grade school, but my sleepovers in grade school consisted of videogames and maybe some porn, and if you were gonna jack off, you would go to the bathroom and do it on your own.... So were all sitting there watching girls gone wild, and all my buddies all start playin with their dicks, which I didn't think much about because I was rubbin my dick too, but then I started to see boners poppin up all around me and everyone just makes fun of everyone else for having boners, but everybody keeps rubbing their dick. I didn't know what to make of this situation, because I didn't think guys were supposed to do this type of thing together, but I was like fuck it whatever I don't care so I got dick hard too. It was a pretty homoerotic situation actually, because one of my buddies started chasing everyone around the house with his boner, again, I didn't think guys did this type of thing. So we go on watching the girls gone wild infomercials and a couple of my buddies just start jacking off right there and then they get off in front of all the other guys that were there. At this point I stopped playin with myself and kind of just chilled because I was pretty weirded out by what was going on around me to be totally honest. This was my first circle jerk experience, but there were many more over the next year or so. Once I learned how my new group of friends worked, I slowly became more comfortable everything. I was on the football team with all these kids, so of course I've seen them all naked in the lockeroom before, but being naked in the lockeroom, and jacking off together were two completley different things. So down the road a few months when I was used to jackin off at sleepovers with my bros, we slept at one of our friends house and we brought over a porno DVD, and this particular sleep over stands out in my mind because I remember being naked for quite a while. So we just did normal stuff at our sleepovers like play some bball play poker play video games, but once it gets to a certain point, everybody just gets real horny for some reason. I think the particular thing that got everyone thinkin about jacking off at this sleepover was one of our friends went into the clost by himself for a few minutes and everyone suspected he was beating off, so we of course send someone to rip open the closet doors so everyone can see if he was or not. When the doors get ripped open I remember my buddy standing there buck ass naked with a huge woody, and I remember it so vividly because he had a huge fucken bush, this kid was hairless everywhere else on his body but for some reason had a gigantic bush, which had prolli been growing since he hit puberty. So once we caught this kid jerking off, we of course just made fun of him, but instead of just ripping on this kid for the rest of his life, everyone kind of was just like eh, I kinda want to beat off too. So we all start watching porn, and everyone got naked except for a blanket or something and we started tuggin our dicks together. I had become pretty daring at this point and I remembered seeing some jergens lotion in the bathroom earlier in the night, so I went out to get it, and I put a huge glob on my dick and just started going to town. of course this was loud as hell and we were all sitting next to eachother huddled around a screen, but I figured since we were all jacking off together no one would object to me using some lotion because I was starting to chaif pretty badly. I was right, not only did no one object, but the lotion was passed around to everyone. So once we all got off, we decided to go play some more poker, but no one got dressed, eveyrone just kind of stayed wrapped up in their blankets. After playing poker and eating pizza rolls (I don't know why you need to know about the pizza rolls, it was just a part of the night that I remember) for a while we all were getting kind of bored. As I said before I started to get more comfortable with these guys and pretty daring, so I was like, yeah well I'm still pretty horny and I could definitley jerk off again, and most of them shared my enthusiasm, a couple were all chaifed and didn't want to further damage their dicks.So we all started watching porn again and pulled on our dicks til we all got off. We had countless circle jerks freshmen and sophomore year, and no one thought anything of it, it wasn't gay or anything. It was just a bunch of buddies who were horny as shit getting off. Its not like we ever grabbed eachothers dicks and started stroking eachother off. But anyway, the circle jerks went on for a while, and then at some point other kids in school found out, which still wasn't a big deal because we all played football and the most popular kids in school, all the girls still wanted our dicks, but as more and more people got word of it, it eventually made its way to the varsity football team. we were sophomores at the time, and most of our older brothers were on the varsity football team, so they all ripped on us so bad when they found out. I recall an all school assembly when the varsity football team started a chant that said "SOPHOMORE C-J clap clap clap clap clap" So that was kind of embaressing, but like I said we were the shit, and the girls didn't stop wanting our dicks, so it was quickly forgotten. I'm sure there are quite a few more circle jerk stories i could tell you guys about, but unfortunatley none of them ended in me getting my dick touched by one of my buddies or me grabbing one of my buddies dicks, so it wouldn't be worth it to tell you anymore. Honestly though now that I think about it, I'm not even attracted to any of my buddies, they are all like my brothers, They would do anything for me and I would do anything for them. Most of them are pretty good looking, but I don't think about them like that. I sometimes used to fantasize about maybe what if just one of them was gay too and we could experiment and do shit together for the first time, but then I quickly snap back into reality and forget about it. This post was kind of just slopped together but I'm pretty tired and can't wait to go to bed so I hope you guys enjoy it anyway. I'll try to have more for you soon, later bros.

Accountants don't have to take essay writing classes?:lol

scanry
04-28-2012, 11:25 AM
I just think one post season run has really changed how people now look at the Dallas Mavericks. Before last year, they would always lack that inside toughness and Tyson Chandler changed everything.

I don't think Dirk would be too happy with Mark Cuban after this post season. This is probably Dirk's last elite season and we have already seen how his production has come down. IMO his post season run last year equaled Shaq/Duncan in their hay days. Dirk was unreal last season. :wow

DAF86
04-28-2012, 11:54 AM
OP is just mad 'cause he racked up an L against the #1 poster, tbh.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 12:53 PM
we're going to get our asses absolutely waxed. we ain't got the firepower to hang with OKC.

Mav-elous Man
04-28-2012, 01:15 PM
Not a good feeling about tonight. This team has been inconsistent all year so why would things change for the playoffs? OKC in 6. I hope I'm wrong though.

lurker
04-28-2012, 01:24 PM
Delonte is sick and will probably miss tonight's game.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 01:27 PM
Delonte is sick and will probably miss tonight's game.

okc in 5

Roddy Beaubois
04-28-2012, 05:11 PM
Any predictions on how Shawn Marion (:)) will play in comparison to the opposing teams SF?

chazley
04-28-2012, 05:45 PM
I'm predicting the series to go 7, but the Mavs have either lost players or regressed in too many areas to repeat the results from last year. Mavs do seem to play their best when they get no respect, and if they hadn't won last year, I would've predicted 5 games. They do have a small chance at pulling an upset if some of their guys step up and they find a guy who can stay in front of Westbrook.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 05:47 PM
Delonte stays in front of him well but apparently he's sick :rolleyes

Goran Dragic
04-28-2012, 05:47 PM
Any predictions on how Shawn Marion (:)) will play in comparison to the opposing teams SF?
Marion will go back to choking this year.

Mugen
04-28-2012, 05:48 PM
chazley thinks the mavs have a chance at an upset if their guys step up.

Pretty interesting take, tbh.

DAF86
04-28-2012, 08:40 PM
Who to root for? Conventional wisdom says Mavs but if they get it going and somehow manage to get to the WCF I'd fear them more than the Thunder.

Jt.ONE
04-28-2012, 08:45 PM
lol OKC home crowd rocking blue shirts to match and support the mavs tbh

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 08:46 PM
Does anybody have a more retarded looking run/jog than Kendrick Perkins?

Spurs9
04-28-2012, 08:46 PM
Frogger already chucking up shots

lefty
04-28-2012, 08:47 PM
lol okc home crowd rocking blue shirts to match and support the mavs tbh

1-2

siraulo23
04-28-2012, 08:47 PM
great atmosphere

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 08:49 PM
Sweet J by Diggler

Arlington Native
04-28-2012, 08:50 PM
Haywood already with 5 boards... btw: Fuck those refs!

chazley
04-28-2012, 08:50 PM
chazley thinks the mavs have a chance at an upset if their guys step up.

Pretty interesting take, tbh.

May seem like an obvious opinion, but no one wonders if Durant will show up. No one questions if Westbrook will. They have other question marks. The biggest black eye for the Mavericks this season has been their biggest players playing below their standard.

manufan10
04-28-2012, 08:52 PM
Nice block by Durant. He lured J-Kidd into that one.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 08:53 PM
Good to see Harden's done milking the MWP elbow

jag
04-28-2012, 08:54 PM
May seem like an obvious opinion, but no one wonders if Durant will show up. No one questions if Westbrook will. They have other question marks. The biggest black eye for the Mavericks this season has been their biggest players playing below their standard.

just stop

lefty
04-28-2012, 08:54 PM
I cant stand OKC fans

chazley
04-28-2012, 08:55 PM
just stop

just stop

scanry
04-28-2012, 08:55 PM
^
He looked alright after the elbow itself.

jag
04-28-2012, 08:55 PM
:lol

DAF86
04-28-2012, 08:56 PM
Does anybody have a more retarded looking run/jog than Kendrick Perkins?

Dirks is close, tbh.

scanry
04-28-2012, 08:58 PM
I cant stand OKC fans

Too hard trying to mirror GSW fans in 07.

chazley
04-28-2012, 08:59 PM
Does anybody have a more retarded looking run/jog than Kendrick Perkins?

Stephen Jackson

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 08:59 PM
I picked the Mavs to win this series 4-2 btw. I gots a feeling

manufan10
04-28-2012, 08:59 PM
Good to see Harden's done milking the MWP elbow

He should have come out wearing a bandage around his head.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 08:59 PM
lol perkins offensive "moves"...what an orangutan

lefty
04-28-2012, 09:00 PM
Too hard trying to mirror GSW fans in 07.

True

TE
04-28-2012, 09:01 PM
Mavs came out to play

siraulo23
04-28-2012, 09:01 PM
dallas det zone

ElNono
04-28-2012, 09:02 PM
Oclownhoma :lol

lefty
04-28-2012, 09:03 PM
Meanwhile, in Seattle

MavDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:03 PM
Looking good early...

NuGGeTs-FaN
04-28-2012, 09:03 PM
It'll be nice for the Nuggets to have homecourt in the 2nd rd :smokin

jag
04-28-2012, 09:04 PM
I really hope the Mavs knock off the Thunder

TE
04-28-2012, 09:04 PM
Not surprising how the mavs are playing. They were probably bored with the regular season

Robz4000
04-28-2012, 09:04 PM
Mavs showin fight. Let's see what happens...

lefty
04-28-2012, 09:04 PM
It'll be nice for the Nuggets to have homecourt in the 2nd rd :smokin

You call that homecourt ?

jag
04-28-2012, 09:09 PM
Derek Fisher should not be allowed onto an NBA court.

pass1st
04-28-2012, 09:10 PM
OKC has 0 freethrows, what gives?

noob cake
04-28-2012, 09:11 PM
Maybe after this game, Thunder and Rockets fans can work together on getting Jason Terry out of the NBA

Jodelo
04-28-2012, 09:11 PM
Maybe after this game, Thunder and Rockets fans can work together on getting Jason Terry out of the NBA

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

scanry
04-28-2012, 09:12 PM
Fisher looks horrible out there.

scanry
04-28-2012, 09:12 PM
OKC has 0 freethrows, what gives?

They are not attacking the basket.

DMC
04-28-2012, 09:14 PM
That was not a 3 as now indicated. Terry shouldn't have passed that last one, he's shooting well.

RW is going to destroy the Thunder's hopes.

Jelloisjigglin
04-28-2012, 09:15 PM
:lol Fisher. Time to hang it up, old man.

Bynumite
04-28-2012, 09:16 PM
What the hell happened to Dirk's shot?

TE
04-28-2012, 09:16 PM
Harden playing like the concussion never occurred:lol

pass1st
04-28-2012, 09:16 PM
They are not attacking the basket.

But it's OKC

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:17 PM
Dirk needs to get it going.
Glad to see Harden is Ok.

Mavs just need to hang around until Dirk gets hot ...

2pac > Kobe
04-28-2012, 09:18 PM
Jet fool

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:19 PM
Not sure who I want to win this but rootin' for both Westbrook and Fisher though ...

JET is torching these fools ...Fisher has no shot at defending JET

Arlington Native
04-28-2012, 09:19 PM
Eugene, baby!

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 09:19 PM
Going for OKC so they can take out the Lakers

Bynumite
04-28-2012, 09:20 PM
Fisher just as i remember him, why would you bring him in before the 4th.

MavDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:21 PM
Terry going ham

Dirk missing but will come around

:lol west locking down harden

Jelloisjigglin
04-28-2012, 09:21 PM
Dirk looks fucking horrible. Looks to be suffering from severe tiredoldshitbagitis at this point.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:21 PM
Jet fool

Did that gif happen today?! :lol

Why the fuck did he fall back? He should of fell forward he was hit in the back, these studio fools acting ...:rollin

scanry
04-28-2012, 09:22 PM
Harden playing like the concussion never occurred:lol

C'mon man, every NBA player will have a concussion if you conduct tests. As DD said, Harden just milked it.

Mugen
04-28-2012, 09:23 PM
Not sure who I want to win this but rootin' for both Westbrook and Fisher though ...

JET is torching these fools ...Fisher has no shot at defending JET

Lemme help you out Killa. You should be a huge OKC fan the next couple of weeks.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:23 PM
"Derrick Rose is a great citizen."

:lolTirico

Mugen
04-28-2012, 09:24 PM
:lol referring to Ian/Hawyood/Wright as a three headed monster

Arlington Native
04-28-2012, 09:24 PM
Are you fucking kidding me?

Spurs9
04-28-2012, 09:24 PM
Honestly don't see why so many people are calling the thunder sweeping the mavs. I'd like this to be a good series.

NRHector
04-28-2012, 09:27 PM
Vince Carter looks older than Duncan :wow

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:28 PM
I love Dos Equis commercials:lol

Jonathan Goldsmith needs to make an appearance imo

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:29 PM
Lemme help you out Killa. You should be a huge OKC fan the next couple of weeks.

Why? Many would argue we match up better with Mavs but not sure they are a better closing team ... than the Mavs though ...

TE
04-28-2012, 09:31 PM
Thunder need to make a run here

lefty
04-28-2012, 09:33 PM
Viiiiiiince

Mugen
04-28-2012, 09:33 PM
Why? Many would argue we match up better with Mavs but not sure they are a better closing team ... than the Mavs though ...

I know you don't think the Lakers are contenders this year but if you want any chance of them reaching the WCF, then you're pullin for a Mavs upset tbh.

Lakers match up a 100x better with the Mavs than OKC.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 09:34 PM
vince carter stepped in the time machine

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-28-2012, 09:34 PM
OKC really need to learn to pass.

Libri
04-28-2012, 09:35 PM
Viiiiiiince

Caaarter

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-28-2012, 09:35 PM
...and to make good offensive decisions.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-28-2012, 09:36 PM
4 long jumpers in a row for OKC. Meanwhile, Mavs passing inside for easy shots or outside for open 3s.

This series will go at least 6 games.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:36 PM
OKC in trouble if Dirk gets hot ...

And Mavs in theory ARE a better matchup but .... read your post again ...

Originally Posted by Mugen
Lemme help you out Killa. You should be a huge OKC fan the next couple of weeks.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:38 PM
Killa, there's no question who we want to win this series. i don't care if they swept us last year.

Mugen
04-28-2012, 09:38 PM
OKC in trouble if Dirk gets hot ...

And Mavs in theory ARE a better matchup but .... read your post again ...

Originally Posted by Mugen
Lemme help you out Killa. You should be a huge OKC fan the next couple of weeks.

:lol I'm dumb.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:40 PM
Kidd has made some dumb turnovers.
He HAS to try and shoot the ball sometimes ... he doesnt even LOOK for his shot to keep OKC honest.

Arlington Native
04-28-2012, 09:40 PM
Ridiculous call

jag
04-28-2012, 09:40 PM
I don't know what it is but those OKC fans make me think violent thoughts.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:40 PM
Where's Dirk's Bank Manager?

Mugen
04-28-2012, 09:41 PM
I don't know what it is but those OKC fans make me think violent thoughts.

America's Heartland, tbh.

RuffnReadyOzStyle
04-28-2012, 09:41 PM
Better by Durant. He's had big men wide open underneath all night, needs to find them!

jag
04-28-2012, 09:42 PM
Westbrook is such a clown. Dude has no shame

Jelloisjigglin
04-28-2012, 09:43 PM
Dirk with the goods

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:43 PM
Where's Dirk's Bank Manager?

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:44 PM
Killa, there's no question who we want to win this series. i don't care if they swept us last year.

Im torn. I want the Mavs for revenge. But living in DFW I hate these arrogant cocksuckers. Now I know us Laker fans are worse but we have 16 reasons to be, they have just 1. The main reasons I'm rooting for Mavs is: I can attend games at the AAC (i work not far from there) and I I know they (fans and flopping thunder) will try and get in to artest's mentally unstable head. I was worried about OKC but I think we can beat them. Playoffs are different just cuz they beat us 2 of 3 doesnt mean they will win in May.

Jelloisjigglin
04-28-2012, 09:44 PM
:lmao at that being a foul on Dirk. Tough to play at OKC....

siraulo23
04-28-2012, 09:45 PM
lol how was that offensive fould on dirk

Bynumite
04-28-2012, 09:45 PM
The bald fuck at it again.

Libri
04-28-2012, 09:45 PM
WTF?! Ibaka lol

DAF86
04-28-2012, 09:45 PM
:lol Ibaka GTFO

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:46 PM
And if we cant beat OKC in the 2nd round I was right we are NOT contenders anyways ...

ROFL Ibaka 3 ...

jag
04-28-2012, 09:46 PM
I can't even begin to imagine how many white women Serge punishes on a weekly basis.

DAF86
04-28-2012, 09:46 PM
Terry is such a douchebag :lol

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 09:47 PM
terrible call leads to a fluke 3 :rolleyes

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 09:47 PM
I think Tirico came when Ibaka made that

irishock
04-28-2012, 09:47 PM
OKCREFS at it again.

Bynumite
04-28-2012, 09:49 PM
I think Tirico came when Ibaka made that

And again when they showed the reporter's feet :lol

Arlington Native
04-28-2012, 09:49 PM
The refs are killing us.. what the hell is this shit???

GSH
04-28-2012, 09:49 PM
I don't usually have anything to do with the NBA forum. But the refs just jobbed Dallas at the end of the half. I thought there were some piss-poor calls earlier, but that foul on Dirk was incredible bullshit. And the Mavs could have just about run out the clock and gone to the locker room with at least a 6-point lead. HUGE turnaround.

I hate fuckin Joey Crawford. They should have run that fat bastard off years ago.

Brazil
04-28-2012, 09:49 PM
great first half

I like mavs chance dirk didnt start playing yet

jag
04-28-2012, 09:52 PM
You just have to assume you're going to get the short end of the stick when you play the Thunder or Heat. Their guys know how to get calls and they play to get them.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 09:53 PM
I don't usually have anything to do with the NBA forum. But the refs just jobbed Dallas at the end of the half. I thought there were some piss-poor calls earlier, but that foul on Dirk was incredible bullshit. And the Mavs could have just about run out the clock and gone to the locker room with at least a 6-point lead. HUGE turnaround.

I hate fuckin Joey Crawford. They should have run that fat bastard off years ago.

you noticed how that call was a game changer too? they have done this for some time now..they know how to make bad calls at the right times to influence momentum. another favorite of theirs is to give one team a lot of fouls and once the game is out of reach, call a bunch of petty fouls to even it up so people can say see! each team got called for 20 fouls! that's totally fair!

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:53 PM
I'm with Magic. As a NBA fan we all lose ... we are gonna miss out on a great ECF. Magic a true PG, is a Rose fan.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 09:55 PM
I will say this, Mavs are NOT getting the defending NBA champs type calls ... Cuban by changing up the squad ... refs not recognizing them as they should ...

Brazil
04-28-2012, 09:56 PM
i'm with magic. As a nba fan we all lose ... We are gonna miss out on a great ecf. Magic a true pg, is a rose fan.

+1

scanry
04-28-2012, 09:59 PM
Magic was great on TNT. Over the years Kenny and Charles have always mentioned "Oh the good old days with Magic"

Magic seems out of place on ESPN. Shaq should be replaced with Magic.

GSH
04-28-2012, 09:59 PM
I'm with Magic. As a NBA fan we all lose ... we are gonna miss out on a great ECF. Magic a true PG, is a Rose fan.

Yeah, because Magic says that the Bulls play as a team - and so, with Chicago, "we can finally celebrate team basketball"? WTF is that supposed to mean? Nobody was playing as a team, until Rose showed up? I'm sorry he tore his ACL, but that was pretty stupid crap. He might as well have said that for the first time in his adult life, he can say that he is proud of his league.

Katherine Robinson
04-28-2012, 10:01 PM
How many points has Joey Crawford scored?

TE
04-28-2012, 10:01 PM
I don't usually have anything to do with the NBA forum. But the refs just jobbed Dallas at the end of the half. I thought there were some piss-poor calls earlier, but that foul on Dirk was incredible bullshit. And the Mavs could have just about run out the clock and gone to the locker room with at least a 6-point lead. HUGE turnaround.

I hate fuckin Joey Crawford. They should have run that fat bastard off years ago.

+1 even though I fucking hate the mavs, I completely agree about calling something in a potential momentum changing time in the game. That call on Dirk was pretty fucking terrible tbh.


Refs really need to start making calls when they need to be called. Even if it happens to change momentum, the RIGHT call has to be made, not missed.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 10:02 PM
I loved Magic the player, but as an analyst he's boring, cliched, and takes 20 minutes to explain something that only needs 20 secs

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:03 PM
I loved Magic the player, but as an analyst he's boring, cliched, and takes 20 minutes to explain something that only needs 20 secs

agree. But I thought he handled that one OK, he rreally sounded sad for Rose and the Bulls fan-base ...

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 10:04 PM
magic is an absolute idiot for thinking that the knicks would take miami to 7 games. that series is a sweep

Jelloisjigglin
04-28-2012, 10:06 PM
Damn, Westbrook is such a faggot...

TE
04-28-2012, 10:07 PM
Lol here come the whistles

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 10:07 PM
lol Durant selling the foul with a pirouette

TE
04-28-2012, 10:10 PM
Lol Westbrook hitting midrange shots

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:11 PM
Lol Westbrook hitting midrange shots

Westbrook tells NBA forum shhhhhhhhh :lol

Brazil
04-28-2012, 10:11 PM
thats a good game so far

TE
04-28-2012, 10:11 PM
Westbrook tells NBA forum shhhhhhhhh :lol

:lol

BanditHiro
04-28-2012, 10:11 PM
you would think they would learn never to pass to brenda.

Brazil
04-28-2012, 10:12 PM
Westbrook tells NBA forum shhhhhhhhh :lol

at one point during these POs westbrick is going to screw okc

Jzone
04-28-2012, 10:13 PM
Lol haywood

DMC
04-28-2012, 10:13 PM
Westbrook is screwing them tonight. He's supposed to be running the point, getting others involved but most often he's just bringing the ball down and shooting it. Gary Neal, basically, except not as clutch.

jag
04-28-2012, 10:15 PM
What's the over/under on Acne threads that will be started if the Thunder lose? 3?

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 10:16 PM
Imagine how good Westbrook could be if he wasnt such a bad decision maker and if he didnt have so many turnovers a game

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:16 PM
Westbrook is screwing them tonight. He's supposed to be running the point, getting others involved but most often he's just bringing the ball down and shooting it. Gary Neal, basically, except not as clutch.

So his rebounds and steals dont matter? He is a scorer. If he creates, rebounds and defends he should be free to take a few jumpers ...

TE
04-28-2012, 10:17 PM
Lol Westbrook hitting midrange shots

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:17 PM
Durant is 6 for 17 but Westbrook is screwing them?

Yall haters are so blind. Watch the game. without westbrook this is a Mavs blowout ...

ogait
04-28-2012, 10:17 PM
Westbrook tells NBA forum shhhhhhhhh :lol

Those shots are there all day for him to take it. Mavs go under most screens, they will live with those shots even if he's making them. Preventing penetrations and involving others is most important.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:20 PM
Those shots are there all day for him to take it. Mavs go under most screens, they will live with those shots even if he's making them. Preventing penetrations and involving others is most important.

He is doing that. His assist to Ibaka just told you shhhh ... one more time.

In THIS game ... (not series) he has been the best player so far.

ogait
04-28-2012, 10:27 PM
He is doing that. His assist to Ibaka just told you shhhh ... one more time.

In THIS game ... (not series) he has been the best player so far.

Look at OKC shot distribution, Westbrook + Durant 34 shots, Ibaka 10 shots most of them out of offensive rebounds normally, rest of the team 14 shots and Harden only 3.

And I'm not hating on Westbrook, just saying the Mavs will live if Westbrook keeps shooting jumpers like that.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:27 PM
Damn, JET is hot.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 10:28 PM
The jet is wet

noles1983
04-28-2012, 10:28 PM
i feel old just watching this old ass mavs team

old ass kidd
old ass carter
old ass marion
old ass dirk
old ass terry

And retards still say the spurs are old. Mavs are the all star geriatric team :lol

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:30 PM
Look at OKC shot distribution, Westbrook + Durant 34 shots, Ibaka 10 shots most of them out of offensive rebounds normally, rest of the team 14 shots and Harden only 3.

And I'm not hating on Westbrook, just saying the Mavs will live if Westbrook keeps shooting jumpers like that.

Many of Ibaka FGA's were on Westbrook pnr with Durant and then kick outs when the Mavs rotate ...

Wesbrook has been passing the ball. Does he shoot a little much? yes. But not every PG is CP3 or Kidd. Rose and Westbrook play it differently ... heck even Parker who has rings is a scorer first, Spurs just have an amazing offense.

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:30 PM
This Mavs team is made for the playoffs.. good half court grind it out team.. solid defense.. probably the best one on one scorer in Dirk.. veterans.

They are going to be a tough out.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:33 PM
This Mavs team is made for the playoffs.. good half court grind it out team.. solid defense.. probably the best one on one scorer in Dirk.. veterans.

They are going to be a tough out.

I agree they are a tough out. Not sure this year's dirk is best 1 on 1 scorer. Last year he seemed to never miss. This year, not the same guy. All season long I thought dirk had the best "shooting" season I had ever seen. I live in DFW he has not been the same guy but maybe he gets hot ...

Jodelo
04-28-2012, 10:35 PM
I agree they are a tough out. Not sure this year's dirk is best 1 on 1 scorer. Last year he seemed to never miss. This year, not the same guy. All season long I thought dirk had the best "shooting" season I had ever seen. I live in DFW he has not been the same guy but maybe he gets hot ...

He needs to, the shortened season wasn't good for him. But maybe he can prove me wrong, hopefully!

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 10:35 PM
This Mavs team is made for the playoffs.. good half court grind it out team.. solid defense.. probably the best one on one scorer in Dirk.. veterans.

They are going to be a tough out.

They had me fooled, i thought they were done, but they were just coasting through the season...

Brazil
04-28-2012, 10:35 PM
The mavs with the lead to enter the fourth its over for okc unless westbrick let durant and harden run the show. Dallas is one of the best 4th quarter team in the league, they are not going to beat themselves.

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:36 PM
Your right Killa.. Dirk hasnt been the same during the regular season.. but he has always raised his game in the playoffs.. one of the very very few superstars who up their game in the playoffs. I still think he can carry the team on his shoulders during 4th quarters.

If i were to pick one guy for a fourth quarter of a close game.. it would still be Dirk.. even before Durant, Kobe, LeBron etc.

Darth_Pelican
04-28-2012, 10:37 PM
What a horrible call. lol refs

ogait
04-28-2012, 10:38 PM
I still don't know how Harden get the benefict of the calls so often.

TE
04-28-2012, 10:38 PM
Lol refs

BanditHiro
04-28-2012, 10:38 PM
lol the refs taking over per usual.

noles1983
04-28-2012, 10:38 PM
terrible fucking calls come on ref first the bs charge and now this??

TE
04-28-2012, 10:39 PM
This is the only way OKC gets to the finals this year.

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 10:39 PM
This is the playoffs , let them play

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:39 PM
I dont think he can carry a team for four full quarters.. over a 7 game series... 4 times.. but if the Mavs are within striking distance entering the 4th.. thats good enough for them imo.. let Dirk do the rest.

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 10:40 PM
lol OKC home crowd rocking blue shirts to match and support the mavs tbh

Thats what I noticed lol, they should have worn white shirts instead or orange

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:40 PM
I have been impressed with Mavs but honestly OKC has been more underwhelming than Mavs have been outstanding. Mavs (ESPECIALLY Dirk) can play MUCH better than this.

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:41 PM
:lol Dequan Cook's defense

ogait
04-28-2012, 10:41 PM
Christ Mike Tarrico could at least pretend to be unbiased on his commentaries.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:41 PM
Harden, should of done the huff and puff ...

Tirico rooting for OKC? Thta call sounded biased like he was "rooting for it"

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:42 PM
Christ Mike Tarrico could at least pretend to be unbiased on his commentaries.

:lol thought the same ...

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 10:42 PM
home depot in the house nukkas

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:42 PM
Dallas just always seem to have that extra 3 pointer...

Darth_Pelican
04-28-2012, 10:43 PM
Mike Tirico almost creamed his pants when Durant shot the 3 that would have given the Thunder the lead, then West comes down and nails one and he shows no enthusiasm.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:43 PM
If Dallas gets in bonus Mavs will be able to get Dirk to the line to close this out unless the refs swallow their whistles ...

TE
04-28-2012, 10:43 PM
Christ Mike Tarrico could at least pretend to be unbiased on his commentaries.

Right on..."and the Thunder take the lead"... Shot missed. :lol

noles1983
04-28-2012, 10:44 PM
Tirico is a fuckhead, and he looks like his breathe smells like shit. I bet it does.

Trainwreck2100
04-28-2012, 10:44 PM
delonte west is having another mouth herpes outbreak

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:46 PM
delonte west is having another mouth herpes outbreak

Had another round with Lebron's mom ...

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:46 PM
Wow. Clean block.

jag
04-28-2012, 10:47 PM
Mahinmi :lmao

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:48 PM
Mahinmi sucks. Blocked dunk followed by missed lay-up.

Mugen
04-28-2012, 10:48 PM
lmao at Fish still being on the court

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:49 PM
lmao at Fish still being on the court

:cry veteran leadership :cry

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:49 PM
Wesbrook shhh ... so was he supposed to pass it to Durant who is 7 for 22 when he is shooting over 50%?!

scanry
04-28-2012, 10:49 PM
lmao at Fish still being on the court

the fcuk is he doin on the court?

Brazil
04-28-2012, 10:49 PM
harden > westbrick

SplitterHook
04-28-2012, 10:49 PM
lmao at Fish still being on the court
:lmao:rollin:lmao

spursfan1000
04-28-2012, 10:50 PM
:lolDamn I wish Spurs had Mahammi right about now,,,,not! lol

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:50 PM
I hate to be argumentative, (well actually I do) and I freely admit I have a soft spot for Westbrook as a Bruin, but the kid gets way too much flack in NBA forums.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:51 PM
harden > westbrick

Not tonight ...

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:51 PM
Westbrook is warming up... when we cross the 4 min mark, those shots will stop going in, but he won't stop taking them...

scanry
04-28-2012, 10:51 PM
Wesbrook shhh ... so was he supposed to pass it to Durant who is 7 for 22 when he is shooting over 50%?!

Killa the man is a PG, he should look at getting others involved. He's an Allan Iverson lite.

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:52 PM
:cry harden is still concussed :cry

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:52 PM
wesbrook shhh ... So was he supposed to pass it to durant who is 7 for 22 when he is shooting over 50%?!

shhhhhhhhhh

BanditHiro
04-28-2012, 10:52 PM
carter...he's just too old for this shit.

DeadlyDynasty
04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
Real talk, Tirico needs to chill on the OKC shit. looks bad

jag
04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
Vince hasn't had the legs on his last two dunk attempts. He looks good getting to the rim though.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
Killa the man is a PG, he should look at getting others involved. He's an Allan Iverson lite.

He has 5 assists and Durant is bricking all the passes Russ has given him ...

TE
04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
Not tonight ...

Goddam bro get westbrook's dick out your mouth.

jag
04-28-2012, 10:53 PM
Real talk, Tirico needs to chill on the OKC shit. looks bad

He has a boner right now.

Jzone
04-28-2012, 10:54 PM
Westbrook killn them

Trainwreck2100
04-28-2012, 10:54 PM
lol dumbass harden

baseline bum
04-28-2012, 10:54 PM
CROFL fouling a three point shot.

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:54 PM
kidd killing tirico's orgasm :cry

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:54 PM
Killa the man is a PG, he should look at getting others involved. He's an Allan Iverson lite.

Wesbrook shoots a better percentage and averages more assists and rebounds than Iverson did at the same point of their careers ...

Halberto
04-28-2012, 10:55 PM
Nobody has a higher basketball IQ than Jason Kidd.

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:55 PM
kidd killing tirico's orgasm :cry

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:55 PM
here we go... westchuck making an appearance

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:57 PM
OKC should put the ball in Harden's hands to create everytime down the stretch.. and let him get either Durant or Westbrook better looks...

Westbrook can only create for himself.

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:57 PM
OKC should put the ball in Harden's hands to create everytime down the stretch.. and let him get either Durant or Westbrook better looks...

Westbrook can only create for himself.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:57 PM
Nice drive by Harden, but what was Haywood supposed to do? Let him dunk on his ass?

baseline bum
04-28-2012, 10:57 PM
Sick shot by Nowitzki.

mavs>spurs
04-28-2012, 10:58 PM
rebounding has been a huge problem for us

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 10:59 PM
Goddam bro get westbrook's dick out your mouth.

just defending the guy thing is Harden and Wesbrook playing well ... durant missing but yet yall throwing Russ under the bus. Not saying that Westbrook doesnt do dumb shit, but if you watch this game Wesbrook, Harden and Terry have been the 3 best players.

ElNono
04-28-2012, 10:59 PM
:lol OKC complaining about a whistle

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 10:59 PM
That was a Thunderesque call for Dirk.

noles1983
04-28-2012, 10:59 PM
lol thunder fans getting all pissed off at calls when they have had shit calls go in their favor more often than not

LkrFan
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
I know it's about a decade late. But I have to admit. Dirk = beast.

Ibaka is probably the DPOY. He can't handle him. I'm impressed.

Darth_Pelican
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
Tirico: "That's the younger of the 3 officials making that foul call". lol irrelevent and reaching for a Thunder win

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
Mavs just need to dump it in to Dirk every single possession from here on out and they will get something good everytime.

jag
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
This is where Westbrook shines. And by shines I mean shits all over himself and his team.

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
OKC should put the ball in Harden's hands to create everytime down the stretch.. and let him get either Durant or Westbrook better looks...

Westbrook can only create for himself.

I agree Harden is the better creator. And westbrook can create he got Ibaka a dunk not long ago ...but he is a bit shot happy.

Darth_Pelican
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
Dirk time

Mugen
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
we need some OKC fans on the board. I hope Oklahoma gets internet in the next couple of years.

TE
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
And one

ElNono
04-28-2012, 11:00 PM
Dirk clowning fools

BanditHiro
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
you know what nvm i want the spurs to play okc...

lefty
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
Boss !

mystargtr34
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
Dirk... the real mailman tbh :lol

redzero
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
The Diggler is doing work.

TE
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
.

noles1983
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
we need some OKC fans on the board. I hope Oklahoma gets internet in the next couple of years.

:rollin

baseline bum
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
Wow, this series looking just like last year.

jag
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
we need some OKC fans on the board. I hope Oklahoma gets internet in the next couple of years.

:lol

ElNono
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
We're officially in Westchucking time...

lefty
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
Crofl Westbrook

jestersmash
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
This game is 100 times more exciting than the eastern conference snorefests we saw earlier today.

LkrFan
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
:cry harden is still concussed :cry

:lol

Killakobe81
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
This is where Westbrook shines. And by shines I mean shits all over himself and his team.

wont disagree. He is the bizarro Lebron instead of playing hot potato he smashes that shit ... :lol and by that I mean he will continue to shoot make or miss ...

SpursRock20
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
Would a Dallas series win be a bad thing for Spurs fans? L.A. would almost certainly take out the Mavs in the second round right?

Jzone
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
Nice

Banzai
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
Dallas in 5 or 6?

Darth_Pelican
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
Where's Ghazi?

TE
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
So killa thinks Westbrook is a better distributor than harden? Is that the logic im picking up?

Mugen
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
lol Scotty brooks drawin up a play when Westbrook is gonna chuck it up w/ 20 left on the shotclock.

lefty
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
we need some OKC fans on the board. I hope Oklahoma gets internet in the next couple of years.

:lmao

BanditHiro
04-28-2012, 11:02 PM
Would a Dallas series win be a bad thing for Spurs fans? L.A. would almost certainly take out the Mavs in the second round right?

mavs>lakers>spurs>mavs