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Splits
04-30-2012, 09:15 PM
:lol Paramedics had to be called to the Miami stadium cuz Amare "dun no no defense" punched something in the locker room following the Miami loss.

:lol

shyne
04-30-2012, 09:16 PM
Whose dumber Amare or Javelle?

skut_farkus
04-30-2012, 09:17 PM
:lol

Giuseppe
04-30-2012, 09:17 PM
Come ta Pappy, DUNCAN. That's your boy.

tee, hee.

NASpurs
04-30-2012, 09:18 PM
http://tracking.si.com/2012/05/01/report-knicks-amare-stoudemire-punches-fire-extinguisher-injures-hand/


Report: Knicks’ Amare Stoudemire Punches Fire Extinguisher, Injures Hand (http://tracking.si.com/2012/05/01/report-knicks-amare-stoudemire-punches-fire-extinguisher-injures-hand/)

midnightpulp
04-30-2012, 09:19 PM
Come ta Pappy, DUNCAN. That's your boy.

tee, hee.

You've no room after your boy (Artest) lost his pea brain and went psycho on Harden.

pass1st
04-30-2012, 09:20 PM
Knicks might as well forfeit now

William Hung
04-30-2012, 09:21 PM
At least Dirk was classy enough to not get injured when he went ham on the exercise bike.

Darth_Pelican
04-30-2012, 09:21 PM
Amare quit

Venti Quattro
04-30-2012, 09:22 PM
did you see other sources? He was trying to punch a teammate and missed. Dunno if it's true but that's twisted if it is.

William Hung
04-30-2012, 09:24 PM
The source is questionable :lol

Brazil
04-30-2012, 09:27 PM
:lol amare

Giuseppe
04-30-2012, 09:36 PM
You've no room after your boy (Artest) lost his pea brain and went psycho on Harden.

Don't come around me no more. I see your back upstairs crawlin' like the motherfucker I knew you to be.

midnightpulp
04-30-2012, 09:40 PM
Don't come around me no more. I see your back upstairs crawlin' like the motherfucker I knew you to be.

No room. You acted the motherfucker first when you commanded luva to welch on me.

BlackSwordsMan
04-30-2012, 09:40 PM
Don't come around me no more. I see your back upstairs crawlin' like the motherfucker I knew you to be.

You quit four times. Fuck off.

Spurtacus
04-30-2012, 09:40 PM
:lol stoudewhiner

bitch will never sniff success

Splits
04-30-2012, 09:41 PM
Marc J. Spears
‏@SpearsNBAYahoo

Knicks guard JR Smith said he believes Amare received stitches on the injured hand.

Giuseppe
04-30-2012, 09:42 PM
You quit four times. Fuck off.

Please.

Giuseppe
04-30-2012, 09:43 PM
No room. You acted the motherfucker first when you commanded luva to welch on me.

You grudged us #16. You ain't gettin' that money. Not one fucking dime are you getting.

DPG21920
04-30-2012, 09:43 PM
Why are you posting with the restrictions on you?

lurker
04-30-2012, 09:44 PM
"Amar'e hand heavily taped with arm in a sling."

Giuseppe
04-30-2012, 09:45 PM
Why are you posting with the restrictions on you?


Because it's "the end of the month." you fucking screwball, you.

midnightpulp
04-30-2012, 09:46 PM
You grudged us #16. You ain't gettin' that money. Not one fucking dime are you getting.

Never grudged it, as I have proven.

shyne
04-30-2012, 09:46 PM
Lol how much are Knicks paying this dumbass again?

VBM
04-30-2012, 09:46 PM
I have a newfound respect for Dirk beating down that exercise bike. At least he came away injury-free.

Venti Quattro
04-30-2012, 09:47 PM
Lol how much are Knicks paying this dumbass again?

$100 million over 5 years

DPG21920
04-30-2012, 09:47 PM
Why would you talk to me like that?

lurker
04-30-2012, 09:47 PM
The last image the glass case saw. Terrifying.

http://i49.tinypic.com/wvvqiv.jpg

NewcastleKEG
04-30-2012, 09:51 PM
And they want to trade this guy?

Sec24Row7
04-30-2012, 09:51 PM
Stitches is a better deal than broken... but for two games... its not gonna matter...

Splits
04-30-2012, 09:54 PM
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/in-case-of-emergency-cristopher-ernest.jpg

Apparently it's an emergency.

Woo Bum-kon
04-30-2012, 09:56 PM
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/in-case-of-emergency-cristopher-ernest.jpg

Apparently it's an emergency.

I think Amar'e's Jewish now.

Venti Quattro
04-30-2012, 09:56 PM
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/in-case-of-emergency-cristopher-ernest.jpg

Apparently it's an emergency.

That was D-Rob's emergency Bible for Dennis Rodman. Tee, hee

weebo
04-30-2012, 10:01 PM
The last image the glass case saw. Terrifying.

http://i49.tinypic.com/wvvqiv.jpg

:lmao

Brazil
04-30-2012, 10:06 PM
:lmao what a dumb fuck.... god...

Wild Cobra Kai
04-30-2012, 10:09 PM
Damn, just kick a bike, or something.

Charles just went off on him and called him stupid.

buttsR4rebounding
04-30-2012, 10:11 PM
The last image the glass case saw. Terrifying.

http://i49.tinypic.com/wvvqiv.jpg

Hey, Amare! What's your IQ?:lmao

Woo Bum-kon
04-30-2012, 10:12 PM
lol punching a fire extinguisher

http://i50.tinypic.com/11bj6lc.jpg

Wild Cobra Kai
04-30-2012, 10:12 PM
I think Amar'e's Jewish now.

So, he can just read the first part, then. Duh.

Technique
04-30-2012, 10:12 PM
The man is a warrior, he aint gonna cry like no bitch (Bosh, Kobe)

I'd rather see emotion than apathy.

egtonecity
04-30-2012, 10:15 PM
OMG, I was terrified... I heard Amare punched glass, I figured he hit Tiago Splitter. Lol

pass1st
04-30-2012, 10:17 PM
The man is a warrior, he aint gonna cry like no bitch (Bosh, Kobe)

I'd rather see emotion than apathy.

So you're okay with a player injuring himself in the playoffs and making the entire season for naught?

DMC
04-30-2012, 10:18 PM
I've always said he's the dumbest motherfucker in the game, bar none.

DMC
04-30-2012, 10:19 PM
The man is a warrior, he aint gonna cry like no bitch (Bosh, Kobe)

I'd rather see emotion than apathy.

I'd rather see common fucking sense than dumber than monkey acts.

weebo
04-30-2012, 10:21 PM
can't blame amare...whadya expect from a stoopid animal?

Ryan Fitzpatrick
04-30-2012, 10:21 PM
The man is a warrior, he aint gonna cry like no bitch (Bosh, Kobe)

I'd rather see emotion than apathy.

Holy Fuck:lmao:lmao:lmao

Libri
04-30-2012, 10:23 PM
The last image the glass case saw. Terrifying.

http://i49.tinypic.com/wvvqiv.jpg

:lol

Woo Bum-kon
04-30-2012, 10:23 PM
Real men lose fights against fire extinguisher cases.

Splits
04-30-2012, 10:23 PM
I've always said he's the dumbest motherfucker in the game, bar none.

Who says this (http://projectspurs.com/2012-articles/march/amare-says-spurs-dont-have-talent-to-compete-with-knicks.html) after a brutal beatdown?


“(The Spurs) don’t have nearly enough talent to compete with us, our personnel, our talent is off the charts.”

Braindead DMC (the player not the playah) at least was coherent enough of reality after a beatdown to say (http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/03/demarcus-cousins-to-tim-duncan-sht-youre-good/), "Shit, you're good"

MannyIsGod
04-30-2012, 10:29 PM
OMG, I was terrified... I heard Amare punched glass, I figured he hit Tiago Splitter. Lol

:lol

MannyIsGod
04-30-2012, 10:30 PM
Real men lose fights against fire extinguisher cases.

Sure, Amare was fucked up, but you should have seen the fire extinguisher.

Will Hunting
04-30-2012, 10:30 PM
lol MonkeyIsGod
lol Redskins
lol disappearing from the NFL forum when 3-1 becomes 3-6

MannyIsGod
04-30-2012, 10:32 PM
TBH next season I'm going to leave after they start 1-0 and before they go 0-15 but not before I name RGIII the second coming.

DMC
04-30-2012, 10:33 PM
At least he didn't try to destroy a semi with an escalade his his brother.

Goran Dragic
04-30-2012, 10:34 PM
His brother is an escalade :lol

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
04-30-2012, 10:49 PM
http://twitter.com/#!/AAAExtinguisher


:lmao

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
04-30-2012, 10:50 PM
Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher

Come at me, bro @amareisreal

Drachen
04-30-2012, 10:57 PM
Knicks might as well forfeit now

ewing theory tbqh.

Ace
04-30-2012, 11:00 PM
Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher

Come at me, bro @amareisreal

:rollin

Venti Quattro
04-30-2012, 11:01 PM
I'm following det account on Twitter right now. :rollin

Drachen
04-30-2012, 11:02 PM
I can just see all of the photoshops on the horizon. Shit we will get at least as many as there were of dirk kicking the bike.

Spursfan092120
04-30-2012, 11:06 PM
Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher
Where's my apology? RT @Amareisreal I am so mad at myself right now, I want to apologize to the fans and my team, not proud of my actions

:lmao :lmao

Drachen
04-30-2012, 11:07 PM
well since Zbo stole his "old" dumbass moves (pushups then losing) he had to trump it

DUNCANownsKOBE
04-30-2012, 11:07 PM
Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher

Come at me, bro @amareisreal
:lmao

Jt.ONE
04-30-2012, 11:08 PM
:lmao:lmao that fire extinguisher twitter

timtonymanu
04-30-2012, 11:08 PM
Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher

Come at me, bro @amareisreal

:lmao

Holy shit!

MannyIsGod
04-30-2012, 11:32 PM
:lmao

I fucking love the internet.

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
04-30-2012, 11:44 PM
Lol butthurt people over twitter followers :lol

Thunda39 ‏ @Thunda39
. @ODB25 @AAAExtinguisher surpassed my follower count in 20 minutes. I've been on twitter for 2 years. Fuck people, man.

27m Surya Fernandez Surya Fernandez ‏ @SuryaHeatNBA
I feel bad for all of you that have busted your ass on Twitter just to get less followers than @AAAExtinguisher garnered in minutes.

Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher
I busted my glass to get where I'm at. @SuryaHeatNBA
In reply to Surya Fernandez

:rollin

chunticakes
04-30-2012, 11:49 PM
knicks 100 million dollar player out for next game lol.

:rollin

DMC
04-30-2012, 11:51 PM
Someone needs to add that moment to the MS Paint thread.

KaiRMD1
05-01-2012, 12:07 AM
It's good to know Amar'e is still as smart as he was when he got drafted. What a f'n moron!

William Hung
05-01-2012, 12:14 PM
Thunda39 ‏ @Thunda39
. @ODB25 @AAAExtinguisher surpassed my follower count in 20 minutes. I've been on twitter for 2 years. Fuck people, man.

27m Surya Fernandez Surya Fernandez ‏ @SuryaHeatNBA
I feel bad for all of you that have busted your ass on Twitter just to get less followers than @AAAExtinguisher garnered in minutes.

Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher
I busted my glass to get where I'm at. @SuryaHeatNBA
In reply to Surya Fernandez

:lmao

Sportcamper
05-01-2012, 03:22 PM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u_YJF4iL_McgVnt_jEqNUw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyNQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg

Donkeybong
05-01-2012, 03:47 PM
http://hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

Darth_Pelican
05-01-2012, 03:48 PM
http://hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

:lol

Woo Bum-kon
05-01-2012, 03:52 PM
http://hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

lulz

mavsfan1000
05-01-2012, 05:21 PM
It's good to know Amare using his brains once again. lol

sa_butta
05-01-2012, 05:49 PM
Source: Amare to miss rest of the series.

http://www.nba.com/2012/news/05/01/stoudemire-series/index.html

Spurtacus
05-01-2012, 05:52 PM
Source: Amare to miss rest of the series.

http://www.nba.com/2012/news/05/01/stoudemire-series/index.html

That should extinguish any chance the Knicks had of winning the series.

Giuseppe
05-01-2012, 06:38 PM
^That's DUNCAN's boy.

ha, ha.

lurker
05-02-2012, 07:50 AM
http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg

LkrFan
05-02-2012, 08:15 AM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/u_YJF4iL_McgVnt_jEqNUw--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTUyNQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusnbaexperts/Image-courtesy-of-Crosstown-NY.jpg

:rollin

BlairForceDejuan
05-02-2012, 08:39 AM
http://hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

oh. my. god. :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Trill Clinton
05-02-2012, 08:48 AM
lol@ the gifs