lol Dumbar'e

[ElNono]

Dude punched something in the Knicks locker room after the game and he ended up with lacerations in his hand. Paramedics were called. Status unknown for game 3.

http://tracking.si.com/2012/05/01/report-knicks-amare-stoudemire-punches-fire-extinguisher-injures-hand/

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

The only glass he'll crash in the 2012 playoffs.

[jeebus]

Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire punched the glass area that enclosed a fire extinguisher, a source tells Y! Sports.

:cry He was trying to get the extinguisher and put out the Heat :cry

[Venti Quattro]

*BREAKING NBA NEWS** Source: Amare Stoudemire was in a post-game altercation with an unidentified teammate & hurt his hand


**BREAKING NBA NEWS** Source: Amare threw a punch at teammate & missed (Hurt his hand) watch for media cover-up HE WAS IN ALTERCATION!

Holy fucking shit (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261720)!

[jeebus]

Fuck that. I'm sticking by my side of the story.

[ChrisRichards]

Knicks FO are known to collect the sharpest tool on the shed.

[Xevious]

The only glass he'll crash in the 2012 playoffs.
:lol

[lurker]

To be fair, the glass usually says "break in case of emergency."

[ChrisRichards]

Shoulda punched Melo just for the lulz.

[Shastafarian]

Holy fucking shit (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261720)!

Clearly he wasn't going for Melo since he was emulating him by missing a shot.

[WeNeedLength]

ESPNChrisPalmer chris palmer
In case of a 2-0 deficit break glass.


:lmao

[jeebus]

Team doctor JR Smith said he thinks Dumbar'e just got stitches in his hand. We should take a minute and applaud the :cry hero for trying to save others lives :cry

[100%duncan]

Fuck. :lmao

[baseline bum]

So this means no pushups in game 3? :cry

[Venti Quattro]

Please pray for Amare :cry

http://www.urgentprayers.com/prayer-requests/86478/

[Ace]

:lmao
http://i.imgur.com/FL3nP.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/540242_448571491825704_442988682383985_1979187_104 6313559_n.jpg

[024]

alright who was it? my money is on jr smith.

[Spurtacus]

all part of the plan

asian jesus will rise up and lead them to glory

by glory i mean avoiding a sweep

[daspurs]

https://twitter.com/#!/AAAExtinguisher

:lol:lol:lol

[velik_m]

Dude punched something in the Knicks locker room after the game and he ended up with lacerations in his hand. Paramedics were called. Status unknown for game 3.

http://tracking.si.com/2012/05/01/report-knicks-amare-stoudemire-punches-fire-extinguisher-injures-hand/

:lmao

:rollin

[LkrFan]

The only glass he'll crash in the 2012 playoffs.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[LkrFan]

:lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[LkrFan]

https://twitter.com/#!/AAAExtinguisher

:lol:lol:lol

:lol

[rayjayjohnson]

The only glass he'll crash in the 2012 playoffs.

post of the year

[BlairForceDejuan]

what a fuking idiot. SAS saying he's out for rest of playoffs.

lmao i was like lmao

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Props to Venti. I lol'ed. And got damn STAT is a moron.

[BlairForceDejuan]

(https://twitter.com/#%21/AAAExtinguisher)Fire Extinguisher ‏ @AAAExtinguisher (https://twitter.com/#%21/AAAExtinguisher) Where's the fire?


lmao

[smaka]

somebody cant accept the loss I guess..

[benefactor]

Rondo bumping a ref and now this? Round one is bringing out the dumbass in everyone tbh.

[racm]

Rondo bumping a ref and now this? Round one is bringing out the dumbass in everyone tbh.

Only in the East. The West has

>Kobe and Bynum feasting on the Nuggs
>Old Mavs keeping it close with young Thunder
>Clips and Grizz showdown
>Spurs coasting over Jazz

I don't see anything dumb over those, except perhaps the Grizzlies' choke.

[Mel_13]

The NY tabloids with their usual restraint:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1091801/Amare_NY_Post.png


http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1091853/Glasshole-tz.png

[Spurs Brazil]

:lol

[Xevious]

Glasshole :lol

[NASpurs]

:lmao apparently he's going to miss game 3 and might miss the rest of the series because of this injury. I'm in disbelief how stupid one person can be.

[Venti Quattro]

I think this is the whole of the picture from the NYP:

http://i.imgur.com/b25Cn.png

[Leetonidas]

The "trying to put out the Heat" comment got no love :lol that was pretty funny

[Leetonidas]

btw shouldn't it be "lol amaretard"

[jeebus]

The "trying to put out the Heat" comment got no love :lol that was pretty funny

Eh, they can't all be winners.:depressed

[Venti Quattro]

btw shouldn't it be "lol amaretard"

That's lefty-like.

[Drachen]

Only in the East. The West has

>Kobe and Bynum feasting on the Nuggs
>Old Mavs keeping it close with young Thunder
>Clips and Grizz showdown
>Spurs coasting over Jazz

I don't see anything dumb over those, except perhaps the Grizzlies' choke.

Yeah, the Lakers got their dumb shit outta the way early so that it would only cause problems in the early rounds.

[manufan10]

Please pray for Amare :cry

http://www.urgentprayers.com/prayer-requests/86478/

Got banned at Godvine?

[Venti Quattro]

Got banned at Godvine?

Yes. And now they moderate prayers. What kind of degenerate evil moderates prayers now? :cry

[Seventyniner]

A'mare was only trying to help his team; they play better without him anyway.

[Seventyniner]

When you punch in some glass
cause you took it in the ass
that's A'mare

[gameFACE]

^^ Haa! I was thinking the same kind of thing:

When a fist hits the glass
who's the dumb stupid ass?
thats Amare

[cheguevara]

:lmao New York media/team thinking they actually had a chance in hell

even with a 100% amare and a 100% lin they still get swept

:lol amare is dumb but NY team and media are even dumber

:lmao they are the shitheads that recruited 2 of the dumbest players in the history of the game Melo and Amare

[manufan10]

:lmao

[manufan10]

Yes. And now they moderate prayers. What kind of degenerate evil moderates prayers now? :cry

:depressed

[manufan10]

Please pray for Amare :cry

http://www.urgentprayers.com/prayer-requests/86478/


flagged for review

:lol

[Spurs9]

Only pussies and glassholes punch fire extinguishers. :lmao:lmao

[baseline bum]

:rollin

How did Venti's comparatively tame prayer get flagged but not my two about Nigmare and lynching Lebron?

[justinandimcool]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

[Venti Quattro]

:rollin

How did Venti's comparatively tame prayer get flagged but not my two about Nigmare and lynching Lebron?

Maybe because I condoned punching a real person vis-a-vis an inanimate fire extinguisher and I used the word knuclehead :lmao

[baseline bum]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[manufan10]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

:lmao

[NRHector]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

priceless :lol :lol

[cheguevara]

:lmao

[ElNono]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

:rollin

[Fernando TD21]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif
:rollin

[Spurtacus]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

gif of the year :tu

[lefty]

Gregory Popovich ‏ @FakeCoachPop (https://twitter.com/#%21/FakeCoachPop)

(https://twitter.com/#%21/FakeCoachPop) DeJuan Blair once ate a Fire Extinguisher.

(https://twitter.com/#)

[Venti Quattro]

Howard Beck (http://www.twitter.com/HowardBeckNYT/status/197391143812608000): Just landed back in NYC. Stoudemire met w/hand specialist. No serious damage, but he's done for series, according to person w/info.

[Libri]

http://h9.abload.de/img/untitled-1l7y7l.gif

I have to borrow this. :rollin