Offical emo Mav fan thread

[MavDynasty]

Fuck this game.

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[SAtown]

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[chunticakes]

word.

[pass1st]

:lmao

Chill out, this is the best OKC can play. Taking 2 at home isn't impossible

[NewcastleKEG]

:lmao

Chill out, this is the best OKC can play. Taking 2 at home isn't impossible
OKC has atleast 2 more gears to hit

[pass1st]

OKC has atleast 2 more gears to hit

Not against that defense, you watch the game?

[mavsfan1000]

I'm glad I didn't watch the game but it still hurts hearing this. Game 1 was the game to steal. Too bad it didn't happen.

[mavs>spurs]

I'm glad I didn't watch the game

of course you didn't you little son of a fucking bitch

[Mugen]

of course you didn't you little son of a fucking bitch

:lol

[Bynumite]

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[mavsfan1000]

of course you didn't you little son of a fucking bitch
I worked in the evening. Game 1 was just too heartbreaking for me to watch game 2. It sounds like game 2 was almost the same. But seriously, be glad we won the championship before this type of year. One team finishes for first and everyone else ties for last.

[mavs>spurs]

^i need a blowjob suck it bitch

[100%duncan]

of course you didn't you little son of a fucking bitch
:lmao

[DMC]

I would quit tbh.

[silverblk mystix]

lol jim carrey
lol turtlehead dirty player getting karma'd
lol one and done
lol needing jj diarrhea
lol 58 year old kidd
lol mavpricks

[ElNono]

lol touch fouls with 50 secs to go

[MavDynasty]

lol jim carrey
lol turtlehead dirty player getting karma'd
lol one and done
lol needing jj diarrhea
lol 58 year old kidd
lol mavpricks

You're a prison guard. You have more problems to worry about. Great lifestyle.

[mavs>spurs]

lol touch fouls with 50 secs to go

[chunticakes]

lol jim carrey
lol turtlehead dirty player getting karma'd
lol one and done
lol needing jj diarrhea
lol 58 year old kidd
lol mavpricks

lol pig sympathizer. :lol

[silverblk mystix]

You're a prison guard. You have more problems to worry about. Great lifestyle.

I never waited tables though....:lmao


lol mavs getting cornholed :lmao

[MavDynasty]

I never waited tables though....:lmao


lol mavs getting cornholed :lmao

500 a week at 18 is pretty good imo

Gonna get a degree in a few years too so I don't have to worry about being a pathetic dumbass who checks guys assholes for a living.

[mavs>spurs]

500 a week at 18 is pretty good imo

Gonna get a degree in a few years too so I don't have to worry about being a pathetic dumbass who checks guys assholes for a living.

:lmao that guy is such a clown

[san antonio spurs]

500 a week at 18 is pretty good imo

Gonna get a degree in a few years too so I don't have to worry about being a pathetic dumbass who checks guys assholes for a living.
You better leave this place then...

[mavsfan1000]

^i need a blowjob suck it bitch
Yes posts like these is why I think you are one of the worst posters on this board. But seriously fuck the clowns on this board. It used to be a fun place to be. You newbies ruined it for me.

[MavDynasty]

Yes posts like these is why I think you are one of the worst posters on this board. But seriously fuck the clowns on this board. It used to be a fun place to be. You newbies ruined it for me.

You're a bullsfan.

[silverblk mystix]

500 a week at 18 is pretty good imo

Gonna get a degree in a few years too so I don't have to worry about being a pathetic dumbass who checks guys assholes for a living.

All you've done in your entire shitty life is sit in classrooms and you have the stupidity to talk about others lives?

Lol...go out into the real world then you can talk about working and what people do or don't do for a living.

I am totally grateful to work for a living and totally grateful that my job paid for my son's college education.

I left home at 17 and never had to mooch off my parents and paid for my own education. Can you say the same?

Then shaaaaaduuup idiot.

[silverblk mystix]

lol butthurt mav fans

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

The difference is when the rest of us wake up tomorrow we'll be doing other things instead of tossing Jamal's cell and searching his asshole for contraband:lol

[MavDynasty]

All you've done in your entire shitty life is sit in classrooms and you have the stupidity to talk about others lives?

Lol...go out into the real world then you can talk about working and what people do or don't do for a living.

I am totally grateful to work for a living and totally grateful that my job paid for my son's college education.

I left home at 17 and never had to mooch off my parents and paid for my own education. Can you say the same?

Then shaaaaaduuup idiot.

? I'm paying for college all by myself, got a new car last semester that I'm paying by myself. Why do you think I'm taking these jobs? Sorry that my parents actually gave a shit about me unlike yours and took care of me.

Tbh you have actually done quite well for a pathetic 17 year old run away. From rags to checking guys gooches is definitely a storybook ending.

[MavDynasty]

The difference is when the rest of us wake up tomorrow we'll be doing other things instead of tossing Jamal's sell and searching his asshole for contraband:lol

:lmao

[Technique]

Durant isn't even a top 3 scorer. Kid is in love with bricking up perimeter shots all game long when he isn't passing the ball to Westbrook.

[silverblk mystix]

? I'm paying for college all by myself, got a new car last semester that I'm paying by myself. Why do you think I'm taking these jobs? Sorry that my parents actually gave a shit about me unlike yours and took care of me.

Tbh you have actually done quite well for a pathetic 17 year old run away. From rags to checking guys gooches is definitely a storybook ending.

lol mavs fan venting

[silverblk mystix]

The difference is when the rest of us wake up tomorrow we'll be doing other things instead of tossing Jamal's cell and searching his asshole for contraband:lol

like anyone will hire a moron like you...:lmao

[MavDynasty]

"my fathers a jail guard! I'm so proud!"

Tbh do you know why he is getting an education? So he isn't a failure like yourself.

[MavDynasty]

like anyone will hire a moron like you...:lmao

I'm sure he could get a job as a corrections officer. After all, we've all seen the requirements.

[DMC]

500 a week at 18 is pretty good imo

Gonna get a degree in a few years too so I don't have to worry about being a pathetic dumbass who checks guys assholes for a living.
Don't blame Dale for his role on this forum.

[DMC]

like anyone will hire a moron like you...:lmao
....unless he knows someone on the "inside"... right?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

like anyone will hire a moron like you...:lmao

I make more than you, I guaran-fuckin-tee that:lol

[silverblk mystix]

I make more than you, I guaran-fuckin-tee that:lol

doing what?

in your fucking dreams

[MavDynasty]

"The median annual salary of prison guards as of 2004 was $33,600."

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DMC]

"The median annual salary of prison guards as of 2004 was $33,600."

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
That's almost 10 years ago. It's surely gone up to almost 36K by now.

[DMC]

doing what?

in your fucking dreams
I'm your huckleberry... that's just my game.

[MavDynasty]

That's almost 10 years ago. It's surely gone up to almost 36K by now.

You're right, brah. Excuse me.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

doing what?

in your fucking dreams

CC Flight Medic (broker for them too)
Medic at Hopkins (PT)

Don't you feel stupid now?:lol

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

That's almost 10 years ago. It's surely gone up to almost 36K by now.

:lmao

[ButtHurt Committee]

Damn... you niggas living well below the poverty line up in this bitch... lol

[silverblk mystix]

CC Flight Medic (broker for them too)
Medic at Hopkins (PT)

Don't you feel stupid now?:lol

In your fuckin dreams

[DMC]

Damn... you niggas living well below the poverty line up in this bitch... lol

Welching faggots need not try to earn e-cred by lying about their income tbh

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

In your fuckin dreams

Are you just going to keep saying that in hopes that it'll work?

[silverblk mystix]

Are you just going to keep saying that in hopes that it'll work?

Ok prove it.

[DMC]

If you put 10% of 36K into a non-matching 401K, just the principal alone, you could have almost 360K in 100 years.

[MavDynasty]

Teachers make more than you.

[DMC]

Ok prove it.
Show us a picture of a helicopter.

[DMC]

Teachers make more than you.
Hell, decent waiters make more, and they work part time and don't pull balloons from balloon knots.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Ok prove it.

I'm not divulging anything about where I currently work to YOU, dumbass. Hopkins is as good as you're gonna get now.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Show us a picture of a helicopter.

crofl, I'm not even in that kind of medflight service. No rotary, all-fixed wing transports.

Small company but we're subcontracted by larger ones all the time. We have a Jet--Cessna Citation 2 (Pretty nice, all things considered i guess) and 2 prop planes that are death traps (Navajo, Chieftan):lol.

[silverblk mystix]

:
I'm not divulging anything about where I currently work to YOU, dumbass. Hopkins is as good as you're gonna get now.

:lmao

ok...doc :lmao

Lying little piece of shit you are exposed as a shit talker and a fuckin piece of shit liar.

:lmao

goodnight doc :lmao

[mavsfan1000]

You're a bullsfan.
I'm a Mavs fan. But I do have fun occasionaly working into that sterotype of being a Bulls fan. I haven't watched a Bulls game all year. They are a boring team to watch. So it is not accurate calling me a Bulls fan. I guess you could say I'm a bandwagon fan but I've been a fan of the Mavs since 2005. I haven't cared for any team since.

[MavDynasty]

:

:lmao

ok...doc :lmao

Lying little piece of shit you are exposed as a shit talker and a fuckin piece of shit liar.

:lmao

goodnight doc :lmao

Lol 36k annually

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

:

:lmao

ok...doc :lmao

Lying little piece of shit you are exposed as a shit talker and a fuckin piece of shit liar.

:lmao

goodnight doc :lmao

Yes, because giving the name of the company I work for to a sadistic, uneducated prison guard is exactly what I should do.:lmao

[MavDynasty]

I'm a Mavs fan. But I do have fun occasionaly working into that sterotype of being a Bulls fan. I haven't watched a Bulls game all year. They are a boring team to watch. So it is not accurate calling me a Bulls fan. I guess you could say I'm a bandwagon fan but I've been a fan of the Mavs since 2005. I haven't cared for any team since.

Legit question: what team were you a fan of from the time Jordan left Chicago to 2005?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

silverblk...give me the name of the prison you work at, which block you're on, your supervisor's name, and what the phone number is:lol

[mavsfan1000]

Legit question: what team were you a fan of from the time Jordan left Chicago to 2005?
My home team. The Rockets. I was a Rockets/Bulls fan from 1992-1999.

[Sean Cagney]

My home team. The Rockets. I was a Rockets/Bulls fan from 1992-1999.

LOL so you were a fan of the Bulls when they won and the Rockets the two years they won!!!!!!! WOW what a 90's for you being the Bulls won 6 in them and the Rockets two! Why did you switch to the Mavs? Those guys fell off? It seems weird a loyal fan of three teams in his life!

[DrHouse]

There is no way in hell the Thunder will win a game in Dallas.

This game has actually made me confident that Dallas can take this series. The Thunder basically stole two games that could have easily gone either way. Dallas should feel confident coming home that they can win this series so long as they steal one road game.

[jARS mEsH sEt]

LOL so you were a fan of the Bulls when they won and the Rockets the two years they won!!!!!!! WOW what a 90's for you being the Bulls won 6 in them and the Rockets two! Why did you switch to the Mavs? Those guys fell off? It seems weird a loyal fan of three teams in his life!

Honestly I respect him more for at least admitting it.

While I've always found bandwagon fans to be somewhat distasteful, it's only downright disgraceful if they're bandwagon fans in denial.

The vast majority of casual NBA fans are probably bandwagon fans anyway. The proportion of bandwagon fans is lower among "hardcore fans," but it's still there.

Giuseppe, for example, is a bandwagon Lakers fan in denial. He should be a Phoenix Suns fan.

Ace is a bandwagon Miami fan in denial. While he may in fact live in or near Miami or be associated with Miami somehow, he miraculously came to the board days after Lebron signed with the team. :lmao

On the flip side, you can tell people like Jamstone, LnGrrrR, Findog, tlong and tons of others on this board are legitimate, pure Detroit, Boston, Portland and Maverick (respectively) fans.

It's kind of like Harry Potter IMO.

People like Jamstone, LnGrrrR, Findog, tlong = pure bloods

Ace (if he lives in Miami) = half-blood for joining the board literally days after Lebron joined Miami

Ace (if he has absolutely no association with Miami), Giuseppe = mudbloods. Giuseppe is actually a mudblood knocking on half-blood's door. Yeah, he should be a Phoenix suns fans, but he's stayed on the Laker bandwagon so long (even through their championship droughts of this decade) that you have to give him some credit for that, I suppose.

[jARS mEsH sEt]

Oh, and mavsfan1000 is an honorary pureblood, IMO, for at least admitting he's a bandwagon fan. As long as you admit it, I'll take you seriously.

[ginobili's bald spot]

In your fuckin dreams


:lmao In this losers world someone could only achieve something like that in their "dreams". :lmao Just because you had to settle on a lower middle class income anus inspector job doesn't mean everyone else does. Raise your expectations you fucking lowlife.

[Latarian Milton]

mavs are down 0-2 but they have only lost by 4 FUCKING points in total, shit ain't over yet for them mavs tbh. they still have one more chance to steal it in game 5 and right now they must win the next two games in dallas. shit's gonna be fun when they come back to OKC with the series tied 2-2 tbh

[Leetonidas]

Being a prison guard probably really sucks imo, I watch Lock Up all the time and from what I've gathered it's likely that silverblk has been doused with fecal matter and urine from an inmate who probably had hepatitis and various other diseases

[O.J. Simpson]

Being a prison guard probably really sucks imo, I watch Lock Up all the time and from what I've gathered it's likely that silverblk has been doused with fecal matter and urine from an inmate who probably had hepatitis and various other diseases

I can confirm this. We call it the Lockdown Doo-Doo Spraydown.

[Leetonidas]

OJ I saw your black ass on that show on Spike called JAIL not too long ago :lmao

[O.J. Simpson]

Yeah, but I fucking bet I live in better conditions than silverblk and mouse.