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HarlemHeat37
04-30-2012, 11:37 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..

san antonio spurs
04-30-2012, 11:38 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..
Lebron's fans should not bring up other players moms tbh

chunticakes
04-30-2012, 11:39 PM
jump shooters get to the line all the time tbh. look at dirk lol...

Baron Davιs
04-30-2012, 11:40 PM
Lebron's fans should not bring up other players moms tbh
Or other player's appearances.

noles1983
04-30-2012, 11:41 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..

:nope

Durant has more class than 99.9% of the NBA. And he hates doo-doo jump.

100%duncan
04-30-2012, 11:42 PM
LBJ=KD per the face

ChrisRichards
04-30-2012, 11:42 PM
+1 on this thread. I hate Durant with a passion. Overrated, lanky, acne infested, back pack wearing punk!

mavs>spurs
04-30-2012, 11:43 PM
I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..

agreed should have karate kicked his acl on a fast break attempt

HarlemHo 37
04-30-2012, 11:43 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..

Somebody's jealous, tbh

HarlemHeat37
04-30-2012, 11:43 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..

NewcastleKEG
04-30-2012, 11:44 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1087723/bron2.gif

noles1983
04-30-2012, 11:44 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..

Coming from a dude behind a computer who probably looks like sloth from the goonies.

mavs>spurs
04-30-2012, 11:45 PM
i'm just saying..if the refs are really going to cheat us out of the series (last 8 FUCKING POINTS WERE FREE THROWS) then we should just ruin it for stern by taking durant the fuck out break his scrawny little ass.

oh crap
04-30-2012, 11:46 PM
oh word?

TE
04-30-2012, 11:46 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..

:lol

DMC
04-30-2012, 11:47 PM
Battle of the FT shooters. That's entertainment. Good job TNT.

mavs>spurs
04-30-2012, 11:47 PM
^ref influence totally ruined that game and put me in a fucked up mood

CitizenDwayne
04-30-2012, 11:50 PM
I think Durant has Dirk and maybe even Lebron topped in the "bullshit calls at home" category. Any time he has an off shooting night, seems like he magically goes to the line all the damn time.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
04-30-2012, 11:50 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..

:lmao

san antonio spurs
04-30-2012, 11:50 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..
Now that you've come to your senses and realized you shouldn't bring up his mother...I'll say this...He loves his acne as your boy loves his rescinding hairline. To each his own...they all get more pussy than you tbh

HarlemHeat37
04-30-2012, 11:51 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1087723/bron2.gif

That was unarguably an offensive foul..

Lebron's career % of shot attempts in the paint: 35-40%
Durant's: 15-18%

Yet Durant receives nearly as many FTA per game for his career..

HarlemHo 37
04-30-2012, 11:51 PM
:lmao


:lmao

100%duncan
04-30-2012, 11:51 PM
If Durant had class, he would wash his fucking face and consider the feelings of the viewers, we're in the HD era..

:lmao

pass1st
04-30-2012, 11:52 PM
Durant vs Lebron

combined FTA: 60

chunticakes
04-30-2012, 11:55 PM
Is an ugly fucking pussy, tbh..

I've never seen a jump shooter receive so many free throws and rely on refs for virtually all of his success..

His acne is fucking disgusting, his mom is obese, and his fans are White trash inbreds..

I hope he tears his ACL, tbh..

lebron with his receding hairline is just as ugly if not uglier imo. both are equivalent pussies tbh.

HarlemHeat37
04-30-2012, 11:55 PM
A receding hairline can be covered with a headband or a hat, tbh..a receding hairline is funny to poke fun at..

Puss-filled pimples all over a man's face can't be subtly disguised, and it's not fun to poke at, it's vomit-inducing..I've never been able to have a face to face with an acne face, tbh, I can't stomach it, tbh..

Fucking disgusting..

..and of course Durant gets more pussy than Harlem..I would hope he isn't comparing his success to Harlem's:lol..doesn't change the fact that his groupies probably only fuck from behind, tbh..

Durant probably keeps a closet full of Louis handbags in his room, tbh, bribes them to go missionary:lol..

100%duncan
04-30-2012, 11:56 PM
LeBron never got the treatment Durant had in the early stages of his career tbh.

spursfan1000
04-30-2012, 11:56 PM
durant would laugh at this under all his millions lol

san antonio spurs
04-30-2012, 11:57 PM
A receding hairline can be covered with a headband or a hat, tbh..a receding hairline is funny to poke fun at..

Puss-filled pimples all over a man's face can't be subtly disguised, and it's not fun to poke at, it's vomit-inducing..I've never been able to have a face to face with an acne face, tbh, I can't stomach it, tbh..

Fucking disgusting..

..and of course Durant gets more pussy than Harlem..I would hope he isn't comparing his success to Harlem's:lol..doesn't change the fact that his groupies probably only fuck from behind, tbh..
Tell us how you really feel tbh

Ryan Fitzpatrick
04-30-2012, 11:58 PM
durant would laugh at this under all his millions lol

I don't need a million bucks to laugh at you, though.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
04-30-2012, 11:59 PM
Tell us how you really feel tbh

lol taking a UDFA in the 2nd rd

HarlemHo 37
04-30-2012, 11:59 PM
A receding hairline can be covered with a headband or a hat, tbh..a receding hairline is funny to poke fun at..

Puss-filled pimples all over a man's face can't be subtly disguised, and it's not fun to poke at, it's vomit-inducing..I've never been able to have a face to face with an acne face, tbh, I can't stomach it, tbh..

Fucking disgusting..

..and of course Durant gets more pussy than Harlem..I would hope he isn't comparing his success to Harlem's:lol..doesn't change the fact that his groupies probably only fuck from behind, tbh..

Durant probably keeps a closet full of Louis handbags in his room, tbh, bribes them to go missionary:lol..

And acne can be covered up by makeup, something Lebron should consider for his wrinkly forehead. I don't think they make headbands that wide.

san antonio spurs
05-01-2012, 12:00 AM
A receding hairline can be covered with a headband or a hat, tbh..a receding hairline is funny to poke fun at..

Puss-filled pimples all over a man's face can't be subtly disguised, and it's not fun to poke at, it's vomit-inducing..I've never been able to have a face to face with an acne face, tbh, I can't stomach it, tbh..

Fucking disgusting..

..and of course Durant gets more pussy than Harlem..I would hope he isn't comparing his success to Harlem's:lol..doesn't change the fact that his groupies probably only fuck from behind, tbh..

Durant probably keeps a closet full of Louis handbags in his room, tbh, bribes them to go missionary:lol..
And why would you want to be face to face with Durant? Let alone think about him fucking or his positions?
Not that there is anything wrong with it...

100%duncan
05-01-2012, 12:00 AM
And acne can be covered up by makeup, something Lebron should consider for his wrinkly forehead. I don't think they make headbands that wide.

Yeah, wearing a making up while playing ball. :lmao

spursfan1000
05-01-2012, 12:01 AM
I don't need a million bucks to laugh at you, though.



good one

san antonio spurs
05-01-2012, 12:01 AM
lol taking a UDFA in the 2nd rd
oh hi:lol

Ryan Fitzpatrick
05-01-2012, 12:02 AM
oh hi:lol

:lolfailing to honor Myra Kraft's rotting corpse

Dex
05-01-2012, 12:03 AM
:nope

Durant has more class than 99.9% of the NBA. And he hates doo-doo jump.

san antonio spurs
05-01-2012, 12:04 AM
:lolfailing to honor Myra Kraft's rotting corpse

:lol
I see you are in mid season form...

Jacob1983
05-01-2012, 01:04 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bmtgVE2s1qcrwqvo1_500.png

Latarian Milton
05-01-2012, 05:56 AM
lebron ain't even the best player on his team now tbh, NBA needs another overhyped star and they're making durant their new lebron

LkrFan
05-01-2012, 06:11 AM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1087723/bron2.gif

Pathetic. SMDH :td

TDMVPDPOY
05-01-2012, 08:21 AM
lebron already gets superstar calls, yet he flops for more calls....

ButtHurt Committee
05-01-2012, 08:59 AM
i'm just saying..if the refs are really going to cheat us out of the series (last 8 FUCKING POINTS WERE FREE THROWS) then we should just ruin it for stern by taking durant the fuck out break his scrawny little ass.


You don't have the balls like we do. We will hurt your best player.

Brazil
05-01-2012, 09:29 AM
Harlem wasn't due to leave for 6 months ?

m>s
05-01-2012, 09:41 AM
teams playing @ homecourt always get more or less help from the refs tbh hope stern doesn't change this rule of thumb when game moves to dallas for the coming 2

Mr.Bottomtooth
05-01-2012, 09:42 AM
Fuck Durant for dissing Doodle Jump too. That game is the shit.

Blake
05-01-2012, 09:47 AM
lebron ain't even the best player on his team now tbh, NBA needs another overhyped star and they're making durant their new lebron

Wade said lebron is the best player on the team.

the voters will probably say lebron is the Mvp of the league.

Venti Quattro
05-01-2012, 07:07 PM
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D-Wade #3
05-01-2012, 07:22 PM
Durant hits gamewinners. /thread

Technique
05-01-2012, 07:24 PM
He also misses gamewinners. /thread

Venti Quattro
05-01-2012, 07:26 PM
He also misses gamewinners. /thread

What kind of retarded logic is this? Everyone misses game-winners

D-Wade #3
05-01-2012, 07:29 PM
He also misses gamewinners. /thread
LeBron misses more by far.

Technique
05-01-2012, 07:35 PM
LeBron is a better offensive player than Durant.

Durant settles for stepback 3s in the clutch when he's not conceding to Westbrook.

Both have one thing going for them though, and that's bullshit calls.

D-Wade #3
05-01-2012, 07:38 PM
LeBron is a better offensive player than Durant.

Durant settles for stepback 3s in the clutch when he's not conceding to Westbrook.

Both have one thing going for them though, and that's bullshit calls.

What is LeBron doing in the clutch?

Ace
05-01-2012, 07:44 PM
LeBron misses more by far.
You sure about that?..

Ace
05-01-2012, 07:47 PM
Durant is a fraud tbh...

http://mit.zenfs.com/207/2011/07/118588686.jpg

Venti Quattro
05-01-2012, 07:48 PM
Lol he's got a fucking theme park map tattooed in his body :lmao

Giuseppe
05-01-2012, 07:49 PM
^Yep, it's been confirmed in these playoffs that Durant ain't the goods. He's tighter than a Nun's snootch on the Sabbath. And that is fuckin' tight, Ace.

Technique
05-01-2012, 07:50 PM
His body is shaped like he's in 8th grade. I really think this guy does not work out at all, just shoots in the gym.

Ace
05-01-2012, 07:50 PM
Lol he's got a fucking theme park map tattooed in his body :lmao
He hides them to keep his fake image going...

Ace
05-01-2012, 07:52 PM
^Yep, it's been confirmed in these playoffs that Durant ain't the goods. He's tighter than a Nun's snootch on the Sabbath. And that is fuckin' tight, Ace.

And I called it...
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=180112

D-Wade #3
05-01-2012, 07:54 PM
Durant is a fraud tbh...

http://mit.zenfs.com/207/2011/07/118588686.jpg

Speakin of frauds

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_YODg65nll_o/SYDRcjAfjNI/AAAAAAABapQ/wNnEorYCmGk/lebron-james-tattoo-001-back-chosen-one-small.jpg

Technique
05-01-2012, 07:55 PM
I would love to see Durant handle all the physical harassment and no calls Melo puts up with against LeBron.

Kid is a glorified perimeter shooter. His PPG means nothing tbh, he's not a top 3 scorer in the league right now.

D-Wade #3
05-01-2012, 08:02 PM
I would love to see Durant handle all the physical harassment and no calls Melo puts up with against LeBron.

Kid is a glorified perimeter shooter. His PPG means nothing tbh, he's not a top 3 scorer in the league right now.

Lol Melo is even more of a gloried perimeter shooter that is a ballstopper. You lose.

Venti Quattro
05-01-2012, 08:03 PM
LeBron's tattoo is obnoxious but Durant's is hideous.

:lmao safari jungle park

pass1st
05-01-2012, 08:04 PM
Durant has the stupidest fucking tattoo montage I've seen in a while

redzero
05-01-2012, 08:06 PM
Durant's tattoos are retarded.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
05-01-2012, 08:14 PM
Tattoos on black people look retarded period.

redzero
05-01-2012, 08:19 PM
I'll go a step further and say that tattoos look retarded.

Technique
05-01-2012, 08:20 PM
Tattoos and black people are almost second nature. It's more odd on a white person.

Ryan Fitzpatrick
05-01-2012, 08:24 PM
I'll go a step further and say that tattoos look retarded.

Pretty much.

Brazil
05-01-2012, 09:13 PM
Kid is a glorified perimeter shooter. His PPG means nothing tbh, he's not a top 3 scorer in the league right now.

:lmao is this guy serious ?