The completely random thought thread - Part 1

[H.A.L.]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 133467

[DMX7]

I'm not asian but if I had an asian daughter, I would name her Michelle. That seems like a good asian-american name.

(Yes, I think this thread has the makings of a winner.)

[bus driver]

the majority of the time, i wear my ST shirt to the games but i guess one recognizes it

although when i first got it, a lady that sits behind my cousin's seat asked about it. but that was like 5 years ago

we need another sale on ST shirts

[JudynTX]

Wow, a new thread about random thoughts. :tu

[manufan10]

I'm not asian but if I had an asian daughter, I would name her Michelle. That seems like a good asian-american name.

(Yes, I think this thread has the makings of a winner.)

That's not Asian.

[mrsmaalox]

Awesome, a random thoughts split :)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

the majority of the time, i wear my ST shirt to the games but i guess one recognizes it

although when i first got it, a lady that sits behind my cousin's seat asked about it. but that was like 5 years ago

we need another sale on ST shirts

Who's this one that you speak of?

[bus driver]

since this a continuation, shouldnt it be part 2

[bus driver]

Who's this one that you speak of?

i guess everyone. i wear to meet other ST members but havent had any luck

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I see

[manufan10]

1 more week and I'm done for the semester. Can't wait to get it over with.

[manufan10]

P.S. I can't believe it's May already.

[Venti Quattro]

They lock threads after 4,000 posts?

[RaZon]

With three sub 10.20 guys can Auburn break the NCAA 4x1 record this year?

How about USC and Arkansas in the 4x4?

[JudynTX]

Club sammich for lunch.

[bus driver]

Club sammich for lunch.

only 1 meat? :p:

[JudynTX]

only 1 meat? :p:

:rollin Unfortunately :(

[desflood]

When I first saw the title of SFIE's thread I thought it would be about Jessica Simpson (who also had a girl this morning) :lol

[Spurtacus]

why was the other thread closed?

[ashbeeigh]

What the hell is this thread?

And PS all threads split at a certain number. I think it's like 4000 or something.

[cantthinkofanything]

They lock threads after 4,000 posts?

Your mom is still open after 8,856 posts.

[JudynTX]

It must suck to be a fan of the Saints right now. :lol

[cantthinkofanything]

Viva sighting in 1...2...3...

[marini martini]

bleep

[desflood]

Crack Yoda kid has a bad habit of eating at dangerous speeds. Today he was going along at his usual breakneck pace and SWALLOWED A TOOTH that came out while chewing. Didn't even realize it until lunch was over! Did he absorb the lesson at all? NO! Five minutes after lunch ended, AS HE'S SHOWING ME THE FLIPPIN' HOLE, I say, "Now do you see why we constantly nag you to slow down while you're eating?" and the kid goes, "No, why?"!

These, THESE occasions are the reason I consider this boy the light of my life and the bane of my existence all at once. You've never met such a sweet, funny little pain in the ass :lol

[RaZon]

Your mom is still open after 8,856 posts.

Dude, are you really this limited?

[jaffies]

http://i.minus.com/i0dNFqpMjLFv5.gif

[bus driver]

http://i.minus.com/i0dNFqpMjLFv5.gif

cats are bad ass, cool gif

[manufan10]

Studying for my final on Tuesday. A lot of essay questions. :depressed

One of the essay questions is why Shakespeare is a great writer, but I still think Shakespeare is overrated. :lol

[JudynTX]

I'm running thin on patience today.

[bus driver]

Studying for my final on Tuesday. A lot of essay questions. :depressed

One of the essay questions is why Shakespeare is a great writer, but I still think Shakespeare is overrated. :lol

one of my papers referenced an article in maxim, think i got a B on the paper

[PakiDan]

I'm running thin on patience today.

So must your co-workers with all the time you are spending on Spurstalk.

[cantthinkofanything]

cats are bad ass, cool gif

I like cats but if cats were people, they'd be douches.

[lefty]

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

[manufan10]

one of my papers referenced an article in maxim, think i got a B on the paper

I wonder what I would receive if I referenced Playboy. You know, because I buy Playboy to read the articles.

:hat

[manufan10]

Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[JudynTX]

So must your co-workers with all the time you are spending on Spurstalk.

Forum Police?


Memo to all employees:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of

SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)

We are trying to give our employees more, S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please
see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at
seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S. H. I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).

This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T They have already had their
fill of S.H.I.T

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

Hello 1999 :lol

[manufan10]

I've always been a S.H.I.T. Super Hero In Training

[mrsmaalox]

"I don't want to be chicken, I want to eat it!" :lmao

[PakiDan]

"I don't want to be chicken, I want to eat it!" :lmao

We all know he'd rather be eating cat.

[desflood]

We all know he'd rather be eating cat.
Oh man, that's wrong :lol

I'm having a friend over for dinner tomorrow. After dinner I'm going to get her drunk and make her watch Grandma's Boy.

[manufan10]

Oh man, that's wrong :lol

I'm having a friend over for dinner tomorrow. After dinner I'm going to get her drunk and make her watch Grandma's Boy.

This is not what I thought you were going to end up doing. I like my version better.

:lol

[manufan10]

Man, going to the midnight showing of The Avengers is now kicking my butt. I need a nap. :sleep

[cantthinkofanything]

Man, going to the midnight showing of The Avengers is now kicking my butt. I need a nap. :sleep

Congrats. I actually paid for tickets to this but pussed out and gave them to my stepson.

[blkroadrunners]

Found an iphone 4 on the street (pasword not even activated). Should I be a good Samaritan and attempt to return it back to it's rightful owner, or should I jailbreak it and sell the phone?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Found an iphone 4 on the street (pasword not even activated). Should I be a good Samaritan and attempt to return it back to it's rightful owner, or should I jailbreak it and sell the phone?

Check the phone for any nude pics and then let your heart be your guide.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I thought iOS5 included their device locator for free. I'd turn it in

[manufan10]

Final exam today. I've been studying, but I don't feel prepared at all. :depressed

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's the spirit!

[manufan10]

:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Oh I just LOVE a rainy day when I don't have to leave my house! If TCM can deliver me some Cary Grant, it'll be perfect ;)

[bus driver]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

[JudynTX]

only noon and already done with my lunch..........damn.

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes. :lol

[bus driver]

I forget where but there's some school that was in the news, making the students eat their lunch in 11 minutes. :lol

what, that is crazy.
did you hear about the kids that got burnt walking like cats on the running track?

school is getting crazier and crazier. must be because of the kids.

[manufan10]

Kids are so different from just 10 years ago. They can be very difficult.

[Venti Quattro]

Final exam today. I've been studying, but I don't feel prepared at all. :depressed

You're screwed. :rollin

[manufan10]

Ow, paper cut! :cry

[manufan10]

You're screwed. :rollin

Thanks for the vote of confidence. :cry It really means a lot to me. :cry


:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Overheard office convo


She's pretty sensitive.

Like all women

Eh


:rollin

[JudynTX]

Not all women are sensitive, some are tough as nails.

Thanks! :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

OK











































:lmao

[manufan10]

Under severe thunderstorm warning until 7 pm, and I have to drive to class this afternoon. Apparently today is going to be one of those days. :depressed

[bus driver]

Under severe thunderstorm warning until 7 pm, and I have to drive to class this afternoon. Apparently today is going to be one of those days. :depressed

go have a beer before the test, if you dont know it by now then you wont at test time so relax.

[manufan10]

go have a beer before the test, if you dont know it by now then you wont at test time so relax.

I don't drink. I guess there's a first time for everything. :lol

[mrsmaalox]

"Mrsmaalox, that's a lovely shrub you have on your head!"

"It's not a shrub, that's just how my hair is!"

Grrrrrrr....

[manufan10]

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring!

[JudynTX]

"Mrsmaalox, that's a lovely shrub you have on your head!"

"It's not a shrub, that's just how my hair is!"

Grrrrrrr....

Are you being sensitive? :D

[bus driver]

:pctoss

damn mcdonalds in the 09 took the mc double off the dollar menu.

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Are you being sensitive? :D

2 for 2
:wakeup

[DeadlyDynasty]

My taint itches.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My taint itches.

Always wipe away from the balls

[Mr.Whipple]

Always wipe away from the balls

I find wiping away from the balls an unnatural movement.

[bus driver]

keeping hearing thunder, but no rain.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Keeping hearing?

[bus driver]

Keeping hearing?

not so much anymore, wait just heard some again. very little rain has fallen



i have a voice mail on my work phone since monday........debating if i should check it. :wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

Where oh where might my umbrella be?

[manufan10]

Under a Tornado Watch until 8 pm. I hope I don't get blown away and into the land of Oz.

[manufan10]

P.S. I aced my final. :D

[JudynTX]

:wakeup Still waiting on this rain.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

Always wipe away from the balls

There's just no way possible to thoroughly wipe your ass from behind unless you have the wingspan of andrew bynum.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol you must stand up to wipe your ass

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol you must stand up to wipe your ass

No, thats the point...you have to stand up when you do it from behind. My method the only thing i have to do is rest my dick on my leg then its a clear wipe. Just dont follow through to the balls.

[JudynTX]

I hate forgetting my watch.

[RandomGuy]

Life is fun. It will suck when it is over.

[bus driver]

tuesday night come fast enough

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I didn't realize you were Native American

[bus driver]

I didn't realize you were Native American

was it my clothing that gave it away?

[JudynTX]

Am I the only one loving this rain? :D

[desflood]

Rain makes almost everything better, especially sleeping and sex. Even swimming is more fun, provided the lightning isn't too bad.

[bus driver]

y do i need to watch out for motorcycles? they r the drivers that are speeding and weaving out of traffic, shouldnt they watch out for cars?

[Venti Quattro]

wrong thread tbh. sorry.

[desflood]

It was fun being at the game last night, but I returned home with the same thought I've always had about the Spurs - that they might do a little better if Tony Parker would pass the f#ckin' ball once in a while.

[mrsmaalox]

I had fun being at the game too, but I returned home disappointed that the "Fanbango" they promised never happened :depressed

[DeadlyDynasty]

sugarfresh16 is hot

[bus driver]

what to eat for lunch today??????????????
maybe :drool: whataburger :drool:

[mrsmaalox]

what to eat for lunch today??????????????
maybe :drool: whataburger :drool:

My kids have late dental appts today, so I told them I wasn't cooking dinner and we'd just do fast food tonight.......I got a unanimous vote for trying the Doritos Taco Bell tacos :lol But if it was up to me, I'd probably go for WB too!

[bus driver]

My kids have late dental appts today, so I told them I wasn't cooking dinner and we'd just do fast food tonight.......I got a unanimous vote for trying the Doritos Taco Bell tacos :lol But if it was up to me, I'd probably go for WB too!

TB is not a bad choice but dont have one near me. although i only like their crispy tacos. in fact it is the only thing i get at TB.
i am not daring enough to try the Doritos tacos

[desflood]

I wanted to try some of the Sally Hansen Crackle nail stuff, so I put silver on over a black base and now I have Spurs nails :flag:
I think that next time I'll try black over silver instead. This is way more girly than I usually get (who has time to paint three layers on their nails?), but we have to support our team. On to the toes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Donna Summer. Dead


Oh and those Doritos tacos suck. Its the seasoning of Doritos but its not a Doritos shell. You've been warned :)

[mrsmaalox]

I wanted to try some of the Sally Hansen Crackle nail stuff, so I put silver on over a black base and now I have Spurs nails :flag:
I think that next time I'll try black over silver instead. This is way more girly than I usually get (who has time to paint three layers on their nails?), but we have to support our team. On to the toes.

That's fun! My daughter and I did Gryffindor vs Slytherin crackles all last summer :lol

[manufan10]

Donna Summer. Dead


Oh and those Doritos tacos suck. Its the seasoning of Doritos but its not a Doritos shell. You've been warned :)

Basically it's just a crunchy taco shell with the Doritos seasoning. It would have been better if it was one gigantic Doritos chip.

[manufan10]

TB is not a bad choice but dont have one near me. although i only like their crispy tacos. in fact it is the only thing i get at TB.
i am not daring enough to try the Doritos tacos

My favorite is item number 2. It was the Grilled Stuffed Burrito, but I think it's now called the XL Grilled Stuffed Burrito. I always get mine with grilled chicken. It's my favorite there.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Basically it's just a crunchy taco shell with the Doritos seasoning. It would have been better if it was one gigantic Doritos chip.
I don't even think its the same shell as their normal taco shells. I was hoping it was an actual Doritos shell but was "disappointed" that it wasn't. I don't think I'd try it again.

[The Reckoning]

i prefer quattro tbh

[JudynTX]

Anyone buy Facebook shares yet?

[manufan10]

Man, it's hot outside. Played 40 minutes of basketball.

[Avante]

Tattoo's on the neck and face, never have understood that.

[bus driver]

Tattoo's on the neck and face, never have understood that.

saw this hot chick last friday, like porn star hot. she was wearing this tight low cut shirt so you could see her breast and the dumb loser had a tattoo on her left breast. i wanted to kick the chick between the legs. dont understand the tattoo on the breast of women

[Reck]

saw this hot chick last friday, like porn star hot. she was wearing this tight low cut shirt so you could see her breast and the dumb loser had a tattoo on her left breast. i wanted to kick the chick between the legs. dont understand the tattoo on the breast of women

Women who have tattoos on their breasts tend to always be chick truckers or motorcycles hoe bags.

Its always some heart or some douche bag's name on there. Ugh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

dont understand the tattoo on the breast of women

Breasts need no embellishing whatsoever, for any reason.

[JudynTX]

I made the mistake of asking the housekeeping lady how her weekend was.

[cantthinkofanything]

I made the mistake of asking the housekeeping lady how her weekend was.

Yeah, don't talk to the help. I hear you. Next thing, they'll want permission to use the inside toilet.

[JudynTX]

Yeah, don't talk to the help. I hear you. Next thing, they'll want permission to use the inside toilet.

:lol No. She complains about her co-workers and I don't want to hear it.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I made the mistake of asking the housekeeping lady how her weekend was.

Never ask an immigrant how their day is :lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Never ask an immigrant how their day is :lmao

How bout this weather?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Menos

[desflood]

Crack Yoda kid turns 10 today. For his birthday he asked to be baptized.

[bus driver]

i like the red/purple onion the best out of the onion species

[cantthinkofanything]

i like the red/purple onion the best out of the onion species

I like them too out of the year-round onions. But Noonday onions are the shit.

And it's "race", not species.

[Avante]

Went into Carl's Jr yesterday. They now have Street Tacos. They almost captured it, almost.

[JoeChalupa]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/559615_10150886513849280_784079279_9390669_7042913 37_n.jpg

[manufan10]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s320x320/559615_10150886513849280_784079279_9390669_7042913 37_n.jpg

I remember.. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i like the red/purple onion the best out of the onion species

Yep. They're good in salads, salsa, guacamole, burgers and sandwiches.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Went into Carl's Jr yesterday. They now have Street Tacos. They almost captured it, almost.

Horse shit

[Reck]

Almost June and the shitty wheather its still iffy. Stay cold or hot bitch.

[manufan10]

8 more work days to go before summer vacation!!!

[mrsmaalox]

The Google doodle is really cool today. Happy birthday Robert Moog :toast

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He's dead

[mrsmaalox]

Sure is, but today is still his birthday. He's just having it in heaven with Jesus. And having angelfood cake. :)

[JoeChalupa]

My oldest turns 18 tomorrow. :wow

[PakiDan]

My oldest turns 18 tomorrow. :wow

Is that the one you've been having trouble with?? If so, good luck, you'll need a ton of it to keep her from getting pregnant, drug addicted or both.

[JudynTX]

Multitasking like a pro today.

[mrsmaalox]

Multitasking like a pro today.

"Posting on Spurstalk, check!"

"Updating on Facebook, check!"

"Panda cam, check!"

:lol

[manufan10]

"Posting on Spurstalk, check!"

"Updating on Facebook, check!"

"Panda cam, check!"

:lol

You forgot her porn feed.

[mrsmaalox]

You forgot her porn feed.

Panda porn :eyebrows

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Que gacho

[cantthinkofanything]

Panda porn :eyebrows

What's Black, White, and Asian and too hot for TV?













Masturbating Panda

[manufan10]

Panda porn :eyebrows

:lmao

http://static.flickr.com/114/303886555_2e75b4139b.jpg

♫"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"♫

[bus driver]

damn the day goes by fast when your working......i might need to work more often

[vander]

I'm starting to get my hopes up for the Killers 2012 album, haven't liked any new albums in years, got my hopes up for the Muse album in 2009, it was bad...

[JudynTX]

Don't let this thread go past page 1.

[bus driver]

Don't let this thread go past page 1.

say what?



it is time for my daily fruit snack, today is banana.

[JudynTX]

say what?



it is time for my daily fruit snack, today is banana.

I had to go find this thread on page 2, don't let it happen again. :lol

Mmmm....bananas

[cantthinkofanything]

say what?



it is time for my daily fruit snack, today is banana.

In high school, there was this guy who would get the end of the banana all mushy and would shape it into the head of a penis (circumcised). It was amazing how realistic it looked. Then he'd gobble it down while everyone masturbated.

[silverblk mystix]

In high school, there was this guy who would get the end of the banana all mushy and would shape it into the head of a penis (circumcised). It was amazing how realistic it looked. Then he'd gobble it down while everyone masturbated.


I wouldn't want those kind of friends tbh.

[cantthinkofanything]

I wouldn't want those kind of friends tbh.

Weren't you just complaining about not having any friends?

[JudynTX]

:lol

[silverblk mystix]

Weren't you just complaining about not having any friends?


I don't know if you noticed it-while you were actively involved in that Circle-Jerk- but your friends are a little ...er...gay.

[cantthinkofanything]

I don't know if you noticed it-while you were actively involved in that Circle-Jerk- but your friends are a little ...er...gay.

I never said they were friends. And you should have seen they way he ate the banana.

[silverblk mystix]

I never said they were friends. And you should have seen they way he ate the banana.


Thanks for the ultra-homo erotic and disturbing visual.

I will go take a shower now.

[cantthinkofanything]

Thanks for the ultra-homo erotic and disturbing visual.

I will go take a shower now.

Yeah, I bet you will. Make sure you wash it all down the drain.

[silverblk mystix]

Yeah, I bet you will. Make sure you wash it all down the drain.


You seem to have...ahem...issues.

[cantthinkofanything]

You seem to have...ahem...issues.

you're the one that has to go masturbate after hearing a story about a guy eating a banana shaped like a penis

[Reck]

So Mystix cant get enough dickings in one thread, he has to go on another thread to get shit on. :lmao

Talk about masochist.

[bus driver]

I had to go find this thread on page 2, don't let it happen again. :lol

Mmmm....bananas

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum. :wakeup



In high school, there was this guy who would get the end of the banana all mushy and would shape it into the head of a penis (circumcised). It was amazing how realistic it looked. Then he'd gobble it down while everyone masturbated.

you still with him?

[silverblk mystix]

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum. :wakeup




you still with him?


:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

been slacking, been posting pics of women's butt in the troll forum. :wakeup




you still with him?

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.

[silverblk mystix]

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.


Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you :toast
































































SUCKING A DICK!!!!!

[cantthinkofanything]

Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you :toast

SUCKING A DICK!!!!!

Here's to me :toast
























FUCKING YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!

[bus driver]

I don't even remember his name. I tried Googling him but you'd be surprised how many "Banana Penis Eater's" there are.

was the banana penis eater named cantthinkofanything? high school can be so cruel. keep your head up and make your penis banana's with the same pride you told your story. :toast

[silverblk mystix]

here's to me :toast
























sucking your banana!!!!!!!!!



fify

[cantthinkofanything]

was the banana penis eater named cantthinkofanything? high school can be so cruel. keep your head up and make your penis banana's with the same pride you told your story. :toast

thanks man...

[cantthinkofanything]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/80650294.jpg

[bus driver]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/80650294.jpg

:lmao :lmao

good laugh to start the morning :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

I don't care for bananas.

[bus driver]

texas road house has some good rolls and cinnamon butter :drool:

[manufan10]

Sounds like love to me.

Here's to you :toast

SUCKING A DICK!!!!!


fify

I like how you have a problem with males giving you a massage, but you fantasize about cantthinkofanything giving blow jobs.

[JudynTX]

My attention span is very short today.

[mrsmaalox]

My attention span is very short today.

Me too! 2 life events happening tonight-----my son's graduation AND game 3!!

[mrsmaalox]

Don't let this thread go past page 1.

[bus driver]

damn, am tired and hungry.
green apple is today's snack

[silverblk mystix]

Joke time;


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City.

A woman may go to this store and purchase a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

RULES FOR PURCHASING A HUSBAND:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1- These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[JudynTX]

Graduation and a Spurs game the same night. :bang

[bus driver]

Graduation and a Spurs game the same night. :bang

didnt know you where still in HS, walking the stage is overrated.
but watching the spurs kick some ass in the WCF is not! :flag:

[JudynTX]

didnt know you where still in HS, walking the stage is overrated.
but watching the spurs kick some ass in the WCF is not! :flag:

:lmao I'm not in high school. Thanks for the compliment though. :D

I'll keep track via my phone. :(

[desflood]

This. I want to see this.

5slbuWpZwjg

[bus driver]

how am i expected to come to work on a day like this?

[desflood]

how am i expected to come to work on a day like this?
Do you mean superf*cking hot, just like every other San Antonio day? :lol

I'm taking the entrance exam to get into Galen today. It's been many years since I've been this nervous about anything.

[JoeChalupa]

What is the dress code for a HS graduation and will it be wrong to listen to the Spurs game during the celebration? Starts at 7 so they better keep it moving.

[bus driver]

Graduation and a Spurs game the same night. :bang


What is the dress code for a HS graduation and will it be wrong to listen to the Spurs game during the celebration? Starts at 7 so they better keep it moving.

hopefully you all didnt cheer

South Carolina Mom Arrested for Cheering at Daughter’s Graduation (http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/south-carolina-mom-arrested-cheering-too-loudly-daughter-172100466.html)

[bus driver]

Do you mean superf*cking hot, just like every other San Antonio day? :lol

......good point

[JoeChalupa]

hopefully you all didnt cheer

South Carolina Mom Arrested for Cheering at Daughter’s Graduation (http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/south-carolina-mom-arrested-cheering-too-loudly-daughter-172100466.html)

:lol Yeah, I heard about that and I already told me wife that I will be on my best behavior as her side of the family act like fools.

[Avante]

Harry Adams of Auburn ran a 9.96 at the NCAA's. That gives the mighty SEC over a dozen sub10.00 sprinters out of that speedy conference. Talking alumni.

[JudynTX]

:pctoss:sick Today should have been a day off for all Spurs fans.

[JoeChalupa]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCE!!! The Purple one is 54 today.

[JudynTX]

To the person who sent me a PM asking me to call him, even gave me his number.

F off! :lmao

[bus driver]

To the person who sent me a PM asking me to call him, even gave me his number.

F off! :lmao

watch out, men dont take rejection that well

[bus driver]

hey 2017 post........i need to work more

[JudynTX]

watch out, men dont take rejection that well

:tu

[bus driver]

damn, oranges and brownies dont mix

[cantthinkofanything]

damn, oranges and brownies dont mix

neither do whites and brownies

[mrsmaalox]

To the person who sent me a PM asking me to call him, even gave me his number.

F off! :lmao

F off?? Well that's not very friendly :nope

:lol

[TE]

To the person who sent me a PM asking me to call him, even gave me his number.

F off! :lmao

How old are you?

[bus driver]

got a baby pool, sand and a case of beer. i will be spending the weekend at the beach.

[JudynTX]

F off?? Well that's not very friendly :nope

:lol

I think he got the hint. :lol


How old are you?

Never ask a woman her age.


got a baby pool, sand and a case of beer. i will be spending the weekend at the beach.

No bbq? :(

[Chachachango]

To the person who sent me a PM asking me to call him, even gave me his number.

F off! :lmao




Are you DTF then?

[bus driver]

was is it so hard to put on the films for the iphone? every time it gets air bubbles.
its not that hard on an ipad :bang

[mrsmaalox]

Trying to get back into a routine after spending this last week back home :wakeup

Highlight of the week: Definitely the wonderful graduation party my dad had for my son; all the relatives and friends in one place for a not a funeral!

Lowlight of the week: Pool party at my brother's house, and my 50+ year old brother in a Speedo :wow

[JudynTX]

Trying to get back into a routine after spending this last week back home :wakeup

Highlight of the week: Definitely the wonderful graduation party my dad had for my son; all the relatives and friends in one place for a not a funeral!

Lowlight of the week: Pool party at my brother's house, and my 50+ year old brother in a Speedo :wow

There goes lunch!

[cantthinkofanything]

There goes lunch!

sausage? you dirty girl

[bus driver]

want to eat a hamburger for lunch,

[JudynTX]

Hurry up 5:30!!!

[TE]

Never ask a woman her age.





:depressed

[mrsmaalox]

Well hell, I just found out Sunday is Father's Day. Guess I'd better do something...

[bus driver]

Hurry up 5:30!!!

damn, they make you work an extra 30 minutes!

[JudynTX]

damn, they make you work an extra 30 minutes!

10 hr days, 4 day work weeks. :D

[TeyshaBlue]

Father's day. I'm gonna roast a pound of Huehuetenango the night before, take a pot to the deck by the pool in the morning and stay there all effin' day.

[mrsmaalox]

Father's day. I'm gonna roast a pound of Huehuetenango the night before, take a pot to the deck by the pool in the morning and stay there all effin' day.

I had to Google that one---you're talking about coffee?

[bus driver]

10 hr days, 4 day work weeks. :D

oh, that isnt too bad. at least you get to stay home one day out of the work week.

[TeyshaBlue]

I had to Google that one---you're talking about coffee?

Yes....it's fantastic. Been hooked on it for a couple of years now.:toast

[desflood]

This morning I took my daughter out to breakfast. There was a family of four sitting in the booth behind us. One little girl ate half a pancake, climbed up onto the back of the booth, stood up and shouted, "Hooray for me!". Dad said, "Shhhh," into his omelette and Mom did nothing at all. It really hit me then - Universe 25 does exist in the human world and it's going to claim us all eventually. It's already begun and I missed it somehow.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Universe 25?

[desflood]

Universe 25?
I'll find a link, but first long story short: Back in the '70's a scientist named Calhoun built a mouse Utopia - perfectly controlled temperature, clean food and water provided, lots of room, the works. Started out with 4 breeding pairs in a space large enough to comfortably house 1,000 mice total. Of course, they bred. Again and again and again. When the population hit 600 or so, just over half capacity, population growth began to slow. When it went over - in fact, they hit over 2,000 in number - some of the mice began to commit acts of random, senseless violence. Fighting to the death, cannibalism (even with food and water still being provided), parents turning on their young, etc. Those who didn't become violent became apathetic narcissists - doing nothing but eating, sleeping and grooming until they just laid down and died. And as I'm typing this I'm realizing that this is what happened on the Miranda colony in the movie Serenity :rollin.
Oh shit, I had to be a special kind of stupid to miss that all this time!!

http://www.cabinetmagazine.org/issues/42/wiles.php

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hmm. That's interesting. The world was only meant to maintain about 3 billion comfortably. We're almost at 7. Just saw a report last night that families in Greece are actually giving up on their children on account of their economy. Little kids just fending for themselves in the street. Pretty depressing. Cannibalism, check. Narcissism is pretty rampant. You could be on to something.

[mrsmaalox]

Found out yesterday afternoon that a very dear friend of mine has colon cancer :(

I was too upset to talk her yesterday (I just spoke to her daughter), but I got it together and called this morning and she sounds great, and apparently she's got a very good chance for a full recovery. She is a beautiful person :)

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, I just poured a large bag of beans into a cannister and apparently it sounds very much like catfood and dogfood being poured, causing a rush of critters to come running in from all directions, resulting in quite a pile up in my kitchen, with one loud hiss and a couple of yelps heard :lol

[bus driver]

so i am going home from a long day at spurs talk and i am behind this car. it appears that there is a african american child in the back sit moving around as though they are not wearing any restraint. it appears this way cause i see the silhouette of a little black girl's hair in pig tails, but the hair looks like it is froed out. then i start thinking that some people are just bad parents. well, i being to get closer to the car and then i notice that it is not an african american person but a dog in the back seat.........damn i felt bad.

[SpurinDallas]

I fed some possums and raccoons last night and my wife was pissed off about it this morning.

[bus driver]

its 81 degrees in my fuckn office, WTF happened to our AC :pctoss

how can i browse ST in these conditions.

[bus driver]

http://media.shopwell.com/gladson/00020685171505_full.jpg

not bad

[I. Hustle]

http://media.shopwell.com/gladson/00020685171505_full.jpg

not bad

Not bad at all. I love those things.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I prefer Kettle brand kettle chips tbh. That New York Cheddar is pretty damn good.

[PakiDan]

http://happy.fm/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/random-owl.jpg

This owl likes his hat.

[JudynTX]

Doing absolutely nothing. :D

[Venti Quattro]

Spurstalk.com needs a media forum for all movies, music and television.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I wish ST had a true ignore button. To ignore posts AND threads. Just sayin'

[100%duncan]

Fuck school.

[Clipper Nation]

All of RaZon's posts:

http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/b/b1/Hi.jpg

[bus driver]

who the hell is bette davis and y is there a song about her eyes?

[Reck]

Damn some serious rain pouring out of nowhere here.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

who the hell is bette davis and y is there a song about her eyes?

Because Kim Carnes felt one was appropriate. Good song tbh

[JudynTX]

Wake me when it's Fall. :(

[mrsmaalox]

Well hell, I'm tired! I guess I'll be regretting letting go of my cleaning ladies sooner than I thought. :lol

[bus driver]

Well hell, I'm tired! I guess I'll be regretting letting go of my cleaning ladies sooner than I thought. :lol

i actually enjoy cleaning my house.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I want a Hoppah.

[mrsmaalox]

What The Fuck.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Saw someone wear a "I want some nasty" tee up here in Dallas. Kinda made me moist.

I think that slogan got on my nerves the following afternoon of that game fwiw

[Avante]

ZC8oRWJlUes&feature=related (http://ZC8oRWJlUes&feature=related)

[JudynTX]

Saw someone wear a "I want some nasty" tee up here in Dallas. Kinda made me moist.
I think that slogan got on my nerves the following afternoon of that game fwiw

Whoa :wow

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Well, not literally, but....

[JudynTX]

Too late, I already had the visual. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cochina

[JudynTX]

I'm thinking sweating :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Surrrrrrrrre

[mrsmaalox]

Already tired of the Olympics.

[bus driver]

Already tired of the Olympics.

it hasnt started.....has it? i thought it was only the qualifiers?

[mrsmaalox]

it hasnt started.....has it? i thought it was only the qualifiers?

It is only the qualifiers :lol

[bus driver]

It is only the qualifiers :lol

damn, no love for the olympics

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is this the new Quattro?