The Miller Lite Punch Top Can

[Trainwreck2100]

This isn't a question of the crappiness of american mass produced beer. But the retardedness of expecting people to open their can and then punch a hole in it. So my question what kind of retarded ass marketing gimmick is a punch top can, will you ever punch top your can?

[William Hung]

Wouldn't you feel more manly punching open a fresh beer? The ladies love it

[Trainwreck2100]

no you open it and then you punch a hole in it, its already open

[William Hung]

Makes it easier to shotgun I suppose

[The_Worlds_finest]

Bro, ur talking about a company who introduced the wide mouth cans so people drink more faster!

[Mugen]

If I'm drinking a Miller Lite, there's no way in hell i bother pouring it in a glass, tbh.

[Halberto]

Makes it easier to shotgun I suppose


This. It's the same company that had the "vortex" bottle neck. Tbh, I like using my teeth to pierce the hole at the base of the can. It just fuels the mentality of shotgunning.

[Xevious]

It's just so people can slam it faster. That's all Miller and Bud are good for. Nobody drinks that shit because it tastes good.

[IWantsACuatro]

I facepalmed when I saw the commercial.

They should have placed the hole at the bottom/side of the can.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...

[CubanMustGo]

"we're not going to do shit about making our beer taste good, so we're going to invest a bunch of money in an advertising campaign for a new top for the can."

Miller Lite - where the can costs more to make than the beer. And tastes better.

[mVp]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

[Seventyniner]

i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...

Now I want to see someone open only the punch top and stick a straw in there. That can would probably explode or something.

[DMC]

It's a pre-stamped area to punch. It's just a backflow for air obviously. I don't drink beer from a can.

[InRareForm]

Miller Lite tastes like metal.

[MavDynasty]

i dont even understand the purpose of punchin a hole, its not like u need another hole to scull from...maybe its for the pansy wankers who like to drink beer with a straw...

You're a naruto loving faggot like lakaluva so your opinion doesn't mean shit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Miller Lite tastes like metal.

metal don't taste that bad tbqh

[crc21209]

:lol I thought the same exact thing when I saw the commercial...what a shit product.

[J.T.]

This isn't a question of the crappiness of american mass produced beer. But the retardedness of expecting people to open their can and then punch a hole in it. So my question what kind of retarded ass marketing gimmick is a punch top can, will you ever punch top your can?

tbh i drink shiner and blue moon almost religiously so this punch top can does not really exist in my world

[benefactor]

lol canned beer