TNT Spurs role nicknames

[sehui]

Can someone post pictures or list all the Spurs role names they've referenced so far?

So far, I only know like Kevin Durant's from OKC, which is the 'franchise savior'.

These nicknames are kind of funny and amusing, so I'd like to see what they have.


What we've seen so far:

Tony Parker - Magician
Tim Duncan - Fundamentalist
Danny Green - 3 point specialist
Boris Diaw - Frontcourt Passer/Defender

[Dex]

Only one I caught so far was Tony Parker, Team Role: Magician

[cantthinkofanything]

This was from last year but:

Richard Jefferson : Ball hogger

[Jimcs50]

This was from last year but:

Richard Jefferson : Ball hogger


thought it was ball sucker

[silverblackfan]

Only one I caught so far was Tony Parker, Team Role: Magician

I caught that also, but wonder what term they would now use for Ginobli?

[cantthinkofanything]

I caught that also, but wonder what term they would now use for Ginobli?

Bat Smacker

[Shastafarian]

thought it was ball sucker

Winner.

[mVp]

Matt Bonner: floor spreader

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Matt Bonner: The Enforcerfify

[Venti Quattro]

Matt Bonner: stretch 4
DeJuan Blair: Juanburger

[bigfan]

I call it "the show they ruined by adding Shaq". Its damn near unwatchable, I could care less what nicknames they have for players now.

[sehui]

I call it "the show they ruined by adding Shaq". Its damn near unwatchable, I could care less what nicknames they have for players now.

I'm not talking about the tnt insider analysis, im talking about the color broadcast.

Also, yeah, Shaq and Charles don't get along. It's so obvious there's tension between the two but they laugh it off as jokes. Ernie tries so damn hard to laugh so the audience thinks its a joke.

Poor Ernie and Kenny.

[greyforest]

charles is funny in a dumb way

shaq is just dumb and rarely brings any lols

[Dex]

Shaq brings more awkward moments than anything else. The other guys are good at laughing with each other; Shaq always seems to be trying to laugh at them.

Maybe he will get better with a year or two...honestly, I'll be surprised if he makes it past that.

[TwelveGs210]

Matt Bonner: floor spreader

RJ: Cheek Spreader

[TwelveGs210]

Shaq brings more awkward moments than anything else. The other guys are good at laughing with each other; Shaq always seems to be trying to laugh at them.

Maybe he will get better with a year or two...honestly, I'll be surprised if he makes it past that.

To make things worse, the dipshit seriously thinks he can freestyle..I can freestyle twenty times wittier than he can and I suck.

[gospursgojas]

Shaq KIIIILLLLLED that show.

Im sad.

[DAF86]

I don't know if all those shots Shaq and Chuck throw at each other are serious but they are pretty awkward.

[mabrignani]

yall are crazy, shaq makes the show more enjoyable. he gives good analysis and always keeps it trill

[bulakenyo]

I hate Shaq.

I never thought he was funny, even as a wisecracking player.

The only reason people laugh is to be polite, or maybe they're intimidated by him.

[Gagnrath]

I sort of thought he was funny from around the time Kazaam came out till the time he showed up in Phoenix. Then again when Kazaam came out I was in the 8th grade.... so yeah he was funny in a way that was appealing to the teenage boy. Now hes telling sort of the same jokes when he's 40 and its kind of sad.

[BackHome]

Yeah having Shaq has pretty much killed the show it is only a matter of time before him and chuck start swining at each other. Weber would be much better then Shaq..

[siraulo23]

Duncan: The fundamentalist? :lol
Diaw: Front court defender/passer

only two i saw during the game

from game 3

[Legacy]

yall are crazy, shaq makes the show more enjoyable. he gives good analysis and always keeps it trill


Agreed. :toast



Carry on.

[smaka]

I saw nickname for Danny Green: 3 point specialist

[TampaDude]

Shaq did get one thing right, though.

He said the Heat will win the championship, unless they face the Spurs.

Truth.

[sehui]

Yo, I updated the OP to have all the nicknames we've seen so far for the Spurs. I'll continue to bump as our playoff run continues.