If team names were actually relevant [Archive]

Roger Freemason Jr.

05-04-2012, 12:40 AM

to the city they play for, what would they all be?
Serious, clever, & preposterous answers welcome.

BRHornet45

05-04-2012, 12:42 AM

San Antonio Green Cards

BRHornet45

05-04-2012, 12:44 AM

Golden State Butt Plugs

Robz4000

05-04-2012, 12:49 AM

New Orleans Poverty
Portland Exploding Knees
OKC Trailer-trash
Minnesota Irrelevant
Milwaukee Drunkards
Chicago Autists
Los Angeles Cripps/Bloods
Dallas Chokers
New York Bandwagon
Miami Cubans
Philadelphia Failures

irishock

05-04-2012, 12:50 AM

los angeles rape

Utah whites

orlando tragic

dallas cowgirls

toronto europeans

pass1st

05-04-2012, 12:51 AM

Los Angeles Illegals (LAL)
Los Angeles Minorities (LAC)
New Orleans Looters
Utah Mormons
Idiana Crackers
New Jersey Guidos
Miami Premadonas
Golden State Fudgpackers
Sacramento Trees
Portland Kneecappers

Roger Freemason Jr.

05-04-2012, 12:56 AM

New Orleans Looters

They should seriously consider this one. Doesn't sound half bad.

LnGrrrR

05-04-2012, 01:00 AM

The LA Riots, of course.

pass1st

05-04-2012, 01:00 AM

They should seriously consider this one. Doesn't sound half bad.

:tu

MavDynasty

05-04-2012, 01:57 AM

Tbh you still weigh 220lb for being 5'11?

scanry

05-04-2012, 03:22 AM

I hate to say it but, San Antonio Beeners. :lol And it actually rhymes.

Xevious

05-04-2012, 03:26 AM

The LA Riots, of course.

I like that one.

Venti Quattro

05-04-2012, 03:31 AM

LA Screenwriters

Xevious

05-04-2012, 05:51 AM

Detroit Poverty

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:02 AM

Sacramento Squatters

Venti Quattro

05-04-2012, 06:05 AM

Sacramento Squatters

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Venti Quattro

05-04-2012, 06:05 AM

The LA Riots, of course.

Boston Racists

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:18 AM

Now they got Monta, the Milwaukee Chucks sounds about right.

LkrFan

05-04-2012, 06:20 AM

Now they got Monta, the Milwaukee Chucks sounds about right.

:lmao

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:23 AM

I hate to say it, but the Denver First Rounders works too

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:23 AM

Houston Lotteries

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:23 AM

Chicago Bullshit

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:24 AM

Seattle Asshurts

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:25 AM

And I stick by my New Orleans Fast Breakers, with a logo depicting a broken levee.

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:25 AM

Phoenix Dones

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:27 AM

Boston Fossils

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:27 AM

Brooklyn Not Yets

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:29 AM

This did it best

http://www.thesefriesaregood.com/articles/if-nfl-team-names-were-honest/

Venti Quattro

05-04-2012, 06:35 AM

Oklahoma City Hillbillies
Indiana Hicks
Miami Cubans
Brooklyn Stalins

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:38 AM

:lol @ new jersey

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:38 AM

Detroit Bailouts

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:39 AM

OKC Tornados

rayjayjohnson

05-04-2012, 06:40 AM

Philadelphia Not Eagles

Venti Quattro

05-04-2012, 06:46 AM

Brooklyn Nyets

Koolaid_Man

05-04-2012, 06:54 AM

Koolaid_Man

05-04-2012, 07:12 AM

to the city they play for, what would they all be?
Serious, clever, & preposterous answers welcome.

Denver Accusers

New Orleans Cheerleaders

Chicago Cows

San Antonio Alter Boys (and all the implications) :lol

Miami Wetback Copycats

Dallas Clowns

Boston Lucky

Utah Homosexuals

LA Doggystyles

UZER

05-04-2012, 07:32 AM

San Antonio Santa Annas
Washington Capitol Murders
Houston Problem
Los Angeles Aliens

manufan10

05-04-2012, 08:12 AM

Denver Accusers

New Orleans Cheerleaders

Chicago Cows

San Antonio Alter Boys (and all the implications) :lol

Miami Wetback Copycats

Dallas Clowns

Boston Lucky

Utah Homosexuals

LA Doggystyles

lame