View Full Version : If team names were actually relevant
Roger Freemason Jr.
05-04-2012, 12:40 AM
to the city they play for, what would they all be?
Serious, clever, & preposterous answers welcome.
BRHornet45
05-04-2012, 12:42 AM
San Antonio Green Cards
BRHornet45
05-04-2012, 12:44 AM
Golden State Butt Plugs
Robz4000
05-04-2012, 12:49 AM
New Orleans Poverty
Portland Exploding Knees
OKC Trailer-trash
Minnesota Irrelevant
Milwaukee Drunkards
Chicago Autists
Los Angeles Cripps/Bloods
Dallas Chokers
New York Bandwagon
Miami Cubans
Philadelphia Failures
irishock
05-04-2012, 12:50 AM
los angeles rape
Utah whites
orlando tragic
dallas cowgirls
toronto europeans
pass1st
05-04-2012, 12:51 AM
Los Angeles Illegals (LAL)
Los Angeles Minorities (LAC)
New Orleans Looters
Utah Mormons
Idiana Crackers
New Jersey Guidos
Miami Premadonas
Golden State Fudgpackers
Sacramento Trees
Portland Kneecappers
Roger Freemason Jr.
05-04-2012, 12:56 AM
New Orleans Looters
They should seriously consider this one. Doesn't sound half bad.
LnGrrrR
05-04-2012, 01:00 AM
The LA Riots, of course.
pass1st
05-04-2012, 01:00 AM
They should seriously consider this one. Doesn't sound half bad.
:tu
MavDynasty
05-04-2012, 01:57 AM
Tbh you still weigh 220lb for being 5'11?
scanry
05-04-2012, 03:22 AM
I hate to say it but, San Antonio Beeners. :lol And it actually rhymes.
Xevious
05-04-2012, 03:26 AM
The LA Riots, of course.
I like that one.
Venti Quattro
05-04-2012, 03:31 AM
LA Screenwriters
Xevious
05-04-2012, 05:51 AM
Detroit Poverty
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:02 AM
Sacramento Squatters
Venti Quattro
05-04-2012, 06:05 AM
Sacramento Squatters
:lmao :lmao :lmao
Venti Quattro
05-04-2012, 06:05 AM
The LA Riots, of course.
Boston Racists
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:18 AM
Now they got Monta, the Milwaukee Chucks sounds about right.
LkrFan
05-04-2012, 06:20 AM
Now they got Monta, the Milwaukee Chucks sounds about right.
:lmao
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:23 AM
I hate to say it, but the Denver First Rounders works too
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:23 AM
Houston Lotteries
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:23 AM
Chicago Bullshit
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:24 AM
Seattle Asshurts
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:25 AM
And I stick by my New Orleans Fast Breakers, with a logo depicting a broken levee.
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:25 AM
Phoenix Dones
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:27 AM
Boston Fossils
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:27 AM
Brooklyn Not Yets
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:29 AM
This did it best
http://www.thesefriesaregood.com/articles/if-nfl-team-names-were-honest/
Venti Quattro
05-04-2012, 06:35 AM
Oklahoma City Hillbillies
Indiana Hicks
Miami Cubans
Brooklyn Stalins
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:38 AM
:lol @ new jersey
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:38 AM
Detroit Bailouts
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:39 AM
OKC Tornados
rayjayjohnson
05-04-2012, 06:40 AM
Philadelphia Not Eagles
Venti Quattro
05-04-2012, 06:46 AM
Brooklyn Nyets
Koolaid_Man
05-04-2012, 06:54 AM
Los Angeles Illegals (LAL)
Los Angeles Minorities (LAC)
New Orleans Looters
Utah Mormons
Idiana Crackers
New Jersey Guidos
Miami Premadonas
Golden State Fudgpackers
Sacramento Trees
Portland Kneecappers
lame
Koolaid_Man
05-04-2012, 07:12 AM
to the city they play for, what would they all be?
Serious, clever, & preposterous answers welcome.
Denver Accusers
New Orleans Cheerleaders
Chicago Cows
San Antonio Alter Boys (and all the implications) :lol
Miami Wetback Copycats
Dallas Clowns
Boston Lucky
Utah Homosexuals
LA Doggystyles
San Antonio Santa Annas
Washington Capitol Murders
Houston Problem
Los Angeles Aliens
manufan10
05-04-2012, 08:12 AM
Denver Accusers
New Orleans Cheerleaders
Chicago Cows
San Antonio Alter Boys (and all the implications) :lol
Miami Wetback Copycats
Dallas Clowns
Boston Lucky
Utah Homosexuals
LA Doggystyles
lame
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