21_Dickings
05-05-2012, 12:16 AM
semen tonight.
Put your dicks back in your pants, set the burrito down, pop a nitroglycerin tab, and pay attention, Spurfan. What I got to say is sure to elevate your heartrate to dangerous level, which for you all is something like 80 BPM.
I know you guys are pig in shit happy because of this loss, but if the Lakers wanted to, they could sweep the Thuggets (see what I did there? Subverted their name from Nuggets to Thuggets because they once had a group of players who acted like thugs!) without so much as breaking a sweat. We lost this game on purpose to ensure the series goes 6 games so that Metta Elbow a Bitch in the Head Peace is back for game 1 against the Thunder.
Kobe purposely and strategically had one of his worst playoff games in recent memory. Part of the plan, baby.
Spurfan needs to learn to think 3 moves ahead like the Mamba. Maybe then, you might get within a light year of understanding his genius.
We'll take care of the Thuggets in 6 and then handle the Thunder in 5. Just make sure to get by Memphis so we can hand you another ass whooping.
J.H.U.T.T.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/JabbatheHuttROTJ.jpg
Put your dicks back in your pants, set the burrito down, pop a nitroglycerin tab, and pay attention, Spurfan. What I got to say is sure to elevate your heartrate to dangerous level, which for you all is something like 80 BPM.
I know you guys are pig in shit happy because of this loss, but if the Lakers wanted to, they could sweep the Thuggets (see what I did there? Subverted their name from Nuggets to Thuggets because they once had a group of players who acted like thugs!) without so much as breaking a sweat. We lost this game on purpose to ensure the series goes 6 games so that Metta Elbow a Bitch in the Head Peace is back for game 1 against the Thunder.
Kobe purposely and strategically had one of his worst playoff games in recent memory. Part of the plan, baby.
Spurfan needs to learn to think 3 moves ahead like the Mamba. Maybe then, you might get within a light year of understanding his genius.
We'll take care of the Thuggets in 6 and then handle the Thunder in 5. Just make sure to get by Memphis so we can hand you another ass whooping.
J.H.U.T.T.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/JabbatheHuttROTJ.jpg