List these musicians…

[ohmwrecker]

…from 1-10, with 1 being the highest probabilty of successfully faking their own death. 10 being the lowest.

Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Buddy Holly
Michael Jackson
Brian Jones
Jim Morrison
Gram Parsons
Elvis Presley
Tupac Shakur
Elliott Smith

[cantthinkofanything]

jackson, elvis, and tupak are top three in no particular ordee

[cantthinkofanything]

mca is #4

[ohmwrecker]

Not much mystery involving MCA's death unfortunately.

[cantthinkofanything]

Not much mystery involving MCA's death unfortunately.

uh...they don't even have a body yet

[ohmwrecker]

uh...they don't even have a body yet

Who is "they"?

[cantthinkofanything]

Who is "they"?

your mom

[Frenzy]

Thread killer.

[ohmwrecker]

Nah…Bump.

[Jeff Leppard]

your mom

Cool…

1. Elvis Presley
2. Michael Jackson
3. Tupac Shakur
4. Gram Parsons
5. Jim Morrison
6. Kurt Cobain
7. Brian Jones
8. Jimi Hendrix
9. Buddy Holly
10. Elliott Smith

Dimebag Lives!

[DMC]

There are only a few musicians on that list. Michael Jackson is not a musician, he's a dead singer. Elvis barely played the guitar. Hendrix was a musician.

[mouse]

Bon Scott

UvVlIaTuSts

[ohmwrecker]

There are only a few musicians on that list. Michael Jackson is not a musician, he's a dead singer. Elvis barely played the guitar. Hendrix was a musician.

It was a generic, catchall term, you stupid fucking asshole.

Also, Elvis was a decent guitar player. Jesus Christ, you're retarded.