Silveback Gorilla vs Grizzly Bear

[CubanSucks]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/70%20The%20Most%20Awesome%20Picture%20Ever%20Taken .jpg
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who wins the deathmatch and why

discuss

[Woo Bum-kon]

Kinda unrelated but I saw this Asian video of a lion fighting a bear. It was kinda awesome, but probably illegal. The two fought each other for a while, then moved to different sides of the cage they were in and bled. They just gave up.

[Old Man Kidd]

u kidding? gorilla wouldn't stand a chance. a grizzly bear, not a brown bear but a true grizzly trumps all.

[CubanSucks]

u kidding? gorilla wouldn't stand a chance. a grizzly bear, not a brown bear but a true grizzly trumps all.

I agree but I'm not kidding. This was a thread that went for a few hundred posts on 4chan. The posts were about 60/40 in favor of the grizzly

[MannyIsGod]

Gorilla wouldn't have a chance. Too small.

[mavs>spurs]

bears have claws, all gorillas have is fists and teeth and bears got them beat badly in that department

[CubanSucks]

the argument for the gorilla was its agility and ability to grab

a common compromise was if it's a completely flat environment the bear wins but otherwise the gorilla's gonna be jumping and swinging around and possibly gets the bears back. I think the grizzly wins regardless the environment

[CubanSucks]

the argument for the gorilla was its agility and ability to grab

a common compromise was if it's a completely flat environment the bear wins but otherwise the gorilla's gonna be jumping and swinging around and possibly gets the bears back. I think the grizzly wins regardless the environment

[mavs>spurs]

bears are actually agile as fuck and can run 40mph for short distances, and climb trees. pretty much the last thing on earth you ever want coming after you.

[IWantsACuatro]

When I was a young lad, I knew a guy who was attacked by a bear. He was out hunting and tried to climb a tree to get away from it. The bear climbed up after him and mauled the shit out of his back. What a fucking nightmare that must have been. He got some badass scars out of it though.

[Proxy]

Grizzly Bear is a great band

Silverback rips it's head off though

[BlairForceDejuan]

Gorilla could just pull a tree trunk out of ground snd beat yogi with it.

Team Silverback

[Jeff Leppard]

I think they would fuck. I'm pretty sure that's how you get a sasquatch.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I vote for the grizz. Gorilla's got a punchers chance in ending it early, but the bear's got too much size and strength.

[mavs>spurs]

there is absolutely no possible way the gorilla wins. bear weighs 5X as much and has claws, huge head and jaw power, fast, agile, stronger. you could give the gorilla a gun and teach him to use it and he still wouldn't win, considering it takes a well placed shot with a high power rifle to take one down, anything less just pisses it off.

[IWantsACuatro]

IMO, Silverback mounts the Grizz and barebacks it until its a trained steed, rips a tree out of the ground to use as a joust and rides into the audience.

Joke's on us.

[tlongII]

I'm gonna go with the shark.

[Trill Clinton]

depends on where the fight takes place.

in a neutral arena I could see the grizzly winning by a slight margin.

[MavDynasty]

Tbh I'd throw down some money to watc this shit

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

A gorilla vs a big cat like a lion or tiger would be an interesting one. Gorilla would have the reach advantage, cat's more agile. As others have noted it really a question of if the gorilla could get around the forward defenses and get on its back. A grizzly can rear back on its legs and negate the any reach advantage while removing its most vulnerable spot.

[IWantsACuatro]

Gorilla v. Liger

[Axe Murderer]

crofl

grizzly wins easily simply because it's a carnivore. despite the big scary looking muscles on a gorilla, it's not gonna do much with it since it's a docile herbivore. it's not like the gorilla's gonna suddenly have the mentality of Robocop

[TheSullyMonster]

I agree but I'm not kidding. This was a thread that went for a few hundred posts on 4chan. The posts were about 60/40 in favor of the grizzly

Spotted your problem.:wakeup

[resistanze]

A gorilla vs a big cat like a lion or tiger would be an interesting one. Gorilla would have the reach advantage, cat's more agile. As others have noted it really a question of if the gorilla could get around the forward defenses and get on its back. A grizzly can rear back on its legs and negate the any reach advantage while removing its most vulnerable spot.

kqiGN7FbtFs

Grizzly left the tiger running like a bitch.

A lion might be more interesting.

[IWantsACuatro]

TjLCJKoot4U

[AmericanPsycho]

As much as I'd like to see the Silver Back kick ass the Grizzly is just too strong and would have the upper hand. It would be a good fight and the Grizzly would not always win.

[BlairForceDejuan]

I think they would fuck. I'm pretty sure that's how you get a sasquatch.

:lmao

Post of the year.

[BlairForceDejuan]

What kills me is you know some freak billionaire out there has set up Animal Kingdom Sweet 16 before. MF'er never released the results >:/

[mavs>spurs]

for real tho anyone picking a gorilla over a grizzly bear has serious mental deficiencies.

[TDMVPDPOY]

kqiGN7FbtFs

Grizzly left the tiger running like a bitch.

A lion might be more interesting.

is that actually ppl in the background still eating their picnic? :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey guys are hyenas considered dogs?

we all know hyenas vs tiger/lion is bs anyway, how about puttin it up against a wolf

[Stringer_Bell]

Kinda unrelated but I saw this Asian video of a lion fighting a bear. It was kinda awesome, but probably illegal. The two fought each other for a while, then moved to different sides of the cage they were in and bled. They just gave up.

Was this it?

xhnaPIoz_tc

I dunno why anyone would think a gorilla has a chance, bears will fuckin' bull-rush the shit out of anything coming in straight. That's the problem with these other opponents with claws (lions, tigers, etc)...them fools square up and the bears just gotta push weight, the gorillas ain't got no claws so they fucked from the start.

Bears are the real kings of the jungle.

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[BlairForceDejuan]

gorillas have freak strength and know how to use tools

Humans are some of the weakest animals yet we run shit.

http://www.gitsiegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/Apes2001_18.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

Was this it?

xhnaPIoz_tc



its chinese man

black bear vs malnourished lion...lol

[Nathan Explosion]

kqiGN7FbtFs

Grizzly left the tiger running like a bitch.

A lion might be more interesting.

Lions are smaller than tigers. And the male lions don't even do the hunting. A Siberian tiger is the largest cat in the world.

Also, if anyone ever listened the Low Budget FM podcast, you would know that they have a running debate of Bear vs Raptor.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lebomb would get mauled imo

[Technique]

Eagle vs Wolf :lol


http://nicefun.net/userpix10/13594_Golden_Eagle_Vs_Siberian_Wolf_NiceFun_4_1.jp g

[IWantsACuatro]

Lions are smaller than tigers. And the male lions don't even do the hunting. A Siberian tiger is the largest cat in the world.

Also, if anyone ever listened the Low Budget FM podcast, you would know that they have a running debate of Bear vs Raptor.


Velociraptor, Deinonychus or Utahraptor?

Grizz would destroy the first two but probably be eaten straight up by the last.

[Stringer_Bell]

its chinese man

black bear vs malnourished lion...lol

I was just wondering if that was the same video Woo Bum kon-san stated he saw. Them bears don't give a fuck if the lion is malnourished, that lion shouldn't be loungin' like a bitch all day and not getting them bears some food. Lazy ass, bitch ass lion.

[DMC]

I agree but I'm not kidding. This was a thread that went for a few hundred posts on 4chan. The posts were about 60/40 in favor of the grizzly
Goddamn you're an idiot.

[CubanSucks]

kqiGN7FbtFs

Grizzly left the tiger running like a bitch.

A lion might be more interesting.

what the hell is the story behind this? Were those people just chilling back there? That whole video is surreal



TjLCJKoot4U

lmao what the hell is this? This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. Or rather heard. Just the gay ass panting. I understand it's supposed to be like a child but still



gorillas have freak strength and know how to use tools

Humans are some of the weakest animals yet we run shit.

we got da smarts dats y

[CubanSucks]

Goddamn you're an idiot.

no you are

[IWantsACuatro]

lmao what the hell is this? This is the gayest shit I've ever seen. Or rather heard. Just the gay ass panting. I understand it's supposed to be like a child but still


It's what the Lion King ripped off, TBH.

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[chunticakes]

why would a zoo pit bears and lions together? lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd go with the gorilla.

[RaZon]

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[ginobili's bald spot]

Grizzly bear and it's not even close.

[IWantsACuatro]

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Aww Kiko got a splinter :(

[Sportcamper]

grizzly wins easily simply because it's a carnivore. despite the big scary looking muscles on a gorilla, it's not gonna do much with it since it's a docile herbivore. it's not like the gorilla's gonna suddenly have the mentality of Robocop

I don’t think you were supposed to give an educated answer…:lol
I read that the huge African gorillas have the arm strength to bench press 3000 lbs…

[Blake]

All I know is that bears beat battlestar galactica

[mavs>spurs]

I don’t think you were supposed to give an educated answer…:lol
I read that the huge African gorillas have the arm strength to bench press 3000 lbs…

ibaka can't bench that much

[z0sa]

The longer the battle goes, the better chances the gorilla has. The bear is stupid compared to a gorilla, but has probably triple both strength and length in comparison. Early on, the bear is in kill mode and the gorilla must avoid being crushed or mauled. But as the battle continues the dumb bear, not attaining victory despite what its natural instincts told it to do, would become confused and annoyed, giving the gorilla a chance to gain its back and hammer its grizzly haired skull in.

[blah blah blah]

pretty much the last thing on earth you ever want coming after you.

From what I've heard, polar bears are the last thing you ever want to see. As far as strength/size goes, they are even bigger than grizzlies and 100X more aggressive. Anything that they see move is considered prey and they will chase you for miles. So basically, if a polar bear sees you and you're unarmed, you're going to die.

[xellos88330]

I think they would fuck. I'm pretty sure that's how you get a sasquatch.

:lmao