Enough already

[DeadlyDynasty]

Nobody gives a fuck about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.

[NRHector]

Nobody gives a fuck about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.

agreed taco bell sucks, tacos from jack in the box are better

[pass1st]

Never tried that dorrito taco, it any good?

[LnGrrrR]

If that kid actually drove 900 miles for a taco, he deserves to be shot in the head.

[WeNeedLength]

If that kid actually drove 900 miles for a taco, he deserves to be shot in the head.

Yup. He'd have spent over $300 just on gas. I bet he was just on a road trip to see a friend and stopped at taco bell for a snack or some shit...

[manufan10]

Never tried that dorrito taco, it any good?

It's alright. Sounds better in theory.

[Goran Dragic]

I fuckin hate that commercial and it's horrid attempt at trying to appeal to younger people.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Tastes like butt, tbh.

[Goran Dragic]

Yup. He'd have spent over $300 just on gas. I bet he was just on a road trip to see a friend and stopped at taco bell for a snack or some shit...
I bet they just came up with some bullshit story that they thought would sound cool with younger people.

Where the fuck could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?

[VBM]

Who the fuck says "so bomb" to describe anything

[Goran Dragic]

I like the fact it's a be@ner, a honky, a chink, and a girl making the trip. That's not an obvious attempt at being PC or anything. The worst part is when the honky is sitting in the car nodding his head at the end with this deep look on his fact like, "Wow! This was a once in a lifetime experience!"

[J.T.]

agreed taco bell sucks, tacos from jack in the box are better

Ban this fucker

[Stalin]

Who the fuck says "so bomb" to describe anything

Co sign

[tesseractive]

I bet they just came up with some bullshit story that they thought would sound cool with younger people.

Where the fuck could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?

Honolulu.

[benefactor]

Shitty commercial...but not nearly as bad as the crying mom and daughter phone commercial. Most annoying shit ever.

[Goran Dragic]

Honolulu.
Then you really wouldn't be able to drive to the nearest Taco bell would you dumbshit?

Either way...

http://www.tacobellhawaii.com/SubPage.aspx?content=Locations

try again fuckstick

[RGMCSE]

Who the fuck says "so bomb" to describe anything

"I burst into tears yo."

[baseline bum]

Who the fuck says "so bomb" to describe anything

An ad-exec who was young in the 90s?

[manufan10]

Shitty commercial...but not nearly as bad as the crying mom and daughter phone commercial. Most annoying shit ever.

:cry

I agree. I hate that commercial.

[baseline bum]

I bet they just came up with some bullshit story that they thought would sound cool with younger people.

Where the fuck could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?

It's not that far fetched that someone would do that, considering shit like that is usually dropped in 2 or 3 test markets before going nationwide. The problem I have with the commercial is that the real person is likely 100 lb heavier than the actor tbh.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Then it's even less likely imo for someone to drive 900 miles and spend several hundred bucks on gas for something that he'll be able to buy for less than $2 at a Taco Bell 5 minutes from his house in a few weeks.

If anyone truly believes that story, I have some beach property in New Mexico you might be interested in buying tbh.

[baseline bum]

Then it's even less likely imo for someone to drive 900 miles and spend several hundred bucks on gas for something that he'll be able to buy for less than $2 at a Taco Bell 5 minutes from his house in a few weeks.

But fattie wanted to show support so the plug didn't get pulled before coming to his Taco Bell.

[VBM]

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[TimDunkem]

Never tried that dorrito taco, it any good?

It's like kissing a unicorn on a pot of gold.

[Juggity]

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Tried to auto play it.

Sadly, that option is no longer available :lol

[Budkin]

Nobody gives a fuck about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.

I think that is one of the most ridiculous commercials ever. No one in their right mind would waste that much time and money to go to fucking Taco Bell. Why even insinuate that your food was that good? It's fucking Taco Bell.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lol a taco shell that is a giant Dorito. That sounds like a highdea.

Only at Taco Bell.

[DJB]

Nobody gives a fuck about some be@ner driving 900 miles to Taco Bell.

:lmao

[Beaverfuzz]

That shit takes like fromunda cheese.

[LnGrrrR]

Honolulu.

Wtf? No, there's a taco bell ten minutes from my house, and even if it were the only taco bell on the island, it wouldnt take you 900 miles to get there. I could around the perimeter of this island and not rack up that many miles.

[Seventyniner]

Where the fuck could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?

Nah, those people were just high, and drove right by the one by their house 20 times. Someone asked later how many miles they ended up driving, and one of them says "man, I don't know, like, 900?"

Anyway, the dorito taco designer had to have been a pothead. "Dude, you know what would be better than eating a taco and a bag of doritos? Both at the same time!"

[ElNono]

Where the fuck could you live such that the closest Taco Bell was 900 miles away?

Mexico :cry

[tesseractive]

Wtf? No, there's a taco bell ten minutes from my house, and even if it were the only taco bell on the island, it wouldnt take you 900 miles to get there. I could around the perimeter of this island and not rack up that many miles.

Apparently a joke about driving from Hawaii to California doesn't play here. Of course, if you actually live there, I'm sure you're long past finding them amusing. My bad.

Next time I'll suggest Moscow.

[Kai]

Mother fucker drives 900 miles and get that shit to go, just so he can eat in the parking lot. Yeah, cuz that make a ton of sense.

[BlackSwordsMan]

he's a drug smuggler for guastavo fring and stopped for a taco and now all of a sudden he's a badass :cry

[LnGrrrR]

Apparently a joke about driving from Hawaii to California doesn't play here. Of course, if you actually live there, I'm sure you're long past finding them amusing. My bad.

Next time I'll suggest Moscow.

Eh, no biggie. I think that some Ukrainian city might fit the bill. :)

[DMC]

Then it's even less likely imo for someone to drive 900 miles and spend several hundred bucks on gas for something that he'll be able to buy for less than $2 at a Taco Bell 5 minutes from his house in a few weeks.

If anyone truly believes that story, I have some beach property in New Mexico you might be interested in buying tbh.
New Mexico Beach is the shit too. I'd drive 900 miles just to sit on the shorelines.

Pretty sure the "kissing a unicorn" guy is a raging faggot. Regardless, "your food is like kissing a horse". Great.

[FkLA]

Doesnt Whataburger have a similar commercial? I dont think it was quite 900 miles, but supposedly some retard lived several states from the nearest store so he drove that distance to get some. It wasnt Blair either as far as I know.

[The Great Fantastic]

Horrible commercial. Even if it was in a test market 900 miles away, you have everything you need to recreate the exact same experience by going to the Taco Bell closest to you and buying a supreme taco, go ANYWHERE and buy a bag of doritos, dump the fucking nasty shit out of the taco and scoop it up with Doritos.

It's not too hard to figure out how to save hundreds of dollars in gas expenses...wait, oh yea, this scenario never happened. My bad.

[NewcastleKEG]

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[MattBonnerExperience]

I think Taco Bell just decided one day "Fuck it let's market to stoners they're the only people that buy this shit".

[VBM]

Fuck talkin about gazpacho

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