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JR3
05-07-2012, 12:44 PM
Okay so I'm going to the game tonight and more than likely we are looking at a sweep! Utah fans knew they were not going to win the series. And I even think there will be some empty seats at energy solutions arena tonight. I'm on the fence about taking a Broom to the game or not. I'll leave it up to you guys... is it classless and unnecessary being that the Jazz were obviously out matched? Or should i take a broom to the game in the spirit of Karl Malone's elbow?:flag:

Splits
05-07-2012, 12:50 PM
I have no opinion one way or the other. But if you're going to do it, go all out and dress up as a janitor in Spurs facepaint.

mVp
05-07-2012, 12:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S0mON.jpg

timvp
05-07-2012, 12:53 PM
I went to Game 4 in Dallas in 2001 when the Spurs were up 3-0. I didn't bring a broom but I bought one from a custodian lady for $5. Spurs ended up losing the game but the rage caused by waving the broom was well worth its purchase price, tbh.

Go early. Make a quiet transaction with a custodian. Wave it proudly.

FTJ.

VBM
05-07-2012, 12:54 PM
Okay so I'm going to the game tonight and more than likely we are looking at a sweep! Utah fans knew they were not going to win the series. And I even think there will be some empty seats at energy solutions arena tonight. I'm on the fence about taking a Broom to the game or not. I'll leave it up to you guys... is it classless and unnecessary being that the Jazz were obviously out matched? Or should i take a broom to the game in the spirit of Karl Malone's elbow?:flag:

Spurs = class. Spurs fans don't have to be classy though.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-07-2012, 12:56 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S0mON.jpg

Guess that sprained wrist is so bad someone can't be bothered to work like the rest of his teammates. There's a word for people like that and it starts with an S.

Ditty
05-07-2012, 12:56 PM
I went to Game 4 in Dallas in 2001 when the Spurs were up 3-0. I didn't bring a broom but I bought one from a custodian lady for $5. Spurs ended up losing the game but the rage caused by waving the broom was well worth its purchase price, tbh.

Go early. Make a quiet transaction with a custodian. Wave it proudly.

FTJ.

:lol I remember all the Spurs fans outside Reunion Arena on the NBA on NBC telecast before the game with there brooms.

The ADMIRAL 50
05-07-2012, 01:05 PM
When I was a kid I had this contraption I rigged up and would take to playoff games when we were looking to sweep. I bought a small black broom and taped a rectangular piece of cardboard perpendicular to it, sort of like a cross, and then I wrapped the cardboard piece entirely in electrical tape so it would be black as well and thus quite classy. On this, I would hang my black D-Rob jersey, essentially creating a half Dave/half broom man who could be waved about and proudly displayed at appropriate moments. Needless to say it was fucking awesome.

Sooo, long story short, YES. As Timvp pointed out the fun you will have pissing off the Jazz fans around you will be worth it alone.

DesignatedT
05-07-2012, 01:14 PM
Yes and where are you sitting?

spurbyheart
05-07-2012, 01:15 PM
Take it..but be aware of pissed fans

ambchang
05-07-2012, 01:19 PM
Normally, I would so no, but these are the Jazz, so I say bring it.

And please bring a large-ass banner saying "Malone + Stockton = 4Ever LOSERS".

Juggity
05-07-2012, 01:23 PM
Might be fun, but angry sports fans can be dangerous animals. That dude at a baseball game was beaten into a coma last year after inciting the hatred of local fans.

timvp
05-07-2012, 01:37 PM
Might be fun, but angry sports fans can be dangerous animals. That dude at a baseball game was beaten into a coma last year after inciting the hatred of local fans.

Jazz fan is passionate but that .01% beer they sell at games keeps 'em pretty civil, tbh.

LoneStarState'sPride
05-07-2012, 01:44 PM
Do it! I've always wanted to.

JR3
05-07-2012, 01:49 PM
I have no opinion one way or the other. But if you're going to do it, go all out and dress up as a janitor in Spurs facepaint.

Great suggestion...too bad its an early game and I am leaving right from work, which is down the street from the arena. Just enough time to throw on my parker jersey.

JR3
05-07-2012, 01:51 PM
Yes and where are you sitting?

Section 20. row 21 lower bowl on the aisle.

JR3
05-07-2012, 01:56 PM
Going with one of my buddies who is a jazz fan...poor guy.

Spursfan092120
05-07-2012, 01:58 PM
Jazz fans are evil...period.

SpurinDallas
05-07-2012, 02:16 PM
Do it. Payback for all the heartbreak they put me through in the 90's. FUCK YOU STOCKTON TO MALONE!

Vito Corleone
05-07-2012, 02:22 PM
Real champions act like they have won before. No need to taunt Jazz fan.

I would save it for Laker fans or Miami fans. Other than that all other fans are not worth the effort.

Beaverfuzz
05-07-2012, 02:53 PM
watch out for your corn hole man!

TheSkeptic
05-07-2012, 03:26 PM
I'm with you emotionally, but bringing a broom against a team whose fans and players have done nothing besides compliment us (with a bit of trolling thrown in) is just bad karma imo.

I agree with whoever said to save it for the Lakers/Miami.

BlairForceDejuan
05-07-2012, 03:36 PM
The Elbow. Never Forget.

Go Mr. Clean on those mormon mofos tbh.

Interrohater
05-07-2012, 04:01 PM
I went to a 2003 Spurs at Suns playoff game (game 3, first round) and went all out. Huge signs, full black and silver paint job, noise makers. The Suns fans were so pissed. So much racism in that place. I don't like when people gloat, but cheering for and supporting your team is a different story to me. I say no brooms, but whatever else is good.

Floyd Pacquiao
05-07-2012, 04:06 PM
dont do it you might jinx them

JR3
05-07-2012, 04:25 PM
The decision is in. Thanks for your input! Keeping it classy this game. Not going to take a broom. If it were the lakers or mavs, I wouldn't have been able to resist.

Budkin
05-07-2012, 04:36 PM
No broom!

spurs10
05-07-2012, 04:44 PM
The decision is in. Thanks for your input! Keeping it classy this game. Not going to take a broom. If it were the lakers or mavs, I wouldn't have been able to resist.
Now go yell your ass off!!!!!

:flag::flag::flag::flag::flag:

JR3
05-07-2012, 04:57 PM
Now go yell your ass off!!!!!

:flag::flag::flag::flag::flag:

Will do my friend!

spurs4real
05-07-2012, 05:23 PM
http://i.imgur.com/S0mON.jpg

Who's that bunny girl