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VBM
05-07-2012, 06:37 PM
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Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 06:39 PM
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LakerHater
05-07-2012, 06:43 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-GckXqvg4yg/SkMXte_q7aI/AAAAAAAAAaM/Dasn1VcoVXY/s400/Jazz+Bear2.jpg

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:01 PM
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Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:03 PM
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Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 07:05 PM
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LakerHater
05-07-2012, 07:11 PM
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Triplets???

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:12 PM
serious question:


is jazzfan the only one making fun of pilgrim kobe? or is this a league wide phenomenon

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:16 PM
Not sure scrah. I just googled "utah jazz lol" and that came up in images.

Reck
05-07-2012, 07:17 PM
rofl Jazz will be down by 20 by half time.

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:18 PM
Not sure scrah. I just googled "utah jazz lol" and that came up in images.

don't know why, but that made me :lol

Reck
05-07-2012, 07:20 PM
don't know why, but that made me :lol

You're a trend setter, you set trends.

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:23 PM
don't know why, but that made me :lol

I'm just a humble gnsf providing amusement for the Dear Father.

Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 07:24 PM
http://i.imgur.com/xxxyr.jpg

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 07:26 PM
Favors shitting on the Spurs

shyne
05-07-2012, 07:28 PM
Favors shitting on the Spurs

He's going to be shitting on the whole league in a couple years.

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:30 PM
Spurs playing like shit

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:30 PM
I'm just a humble gnsf providing amusement for the Dear Father.

indeed, my son, your timely wittisism has made me proud, its no small thing you know, so many scros on st are lacking greatly in that regard

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:32 PM
:lol Tiago. shit man, you shoulda seen that coming.

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 07:36 PM
He's going to be shitting on the whole league in a couple years.
True, but he's still really young. Would be nice not to see him own half the team.

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:38 PM
You're a trend setter, you set trends.

sup brah, how you been?

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:40 PM
spurfan too eager to blow the jazz open in the first quarter, needs to settle down, tbh

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 07:42 PM
There ya go, Splitter!

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:42 PM
indeed, my son, your timely wittisism has made me proud, its no small thing you know, so many scros on st are lacking greatly in that regard

Thanks bro :cry

and bout fuckin time, Tiago. Fucker.

pass1st
05-07-2012, 07:43 PM
Looks like Duncan will have a big game

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:43 PM
Praise allah we didn't get that scrub Howard.

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:45 PM
Thanks bro :cry

and bout fuckin time, Tiago. Fucker.

:lol I know, brah. You'd think pussy ass layups were beneath The Golden God, nice to see he realized a dunk is far more fitting of his status.

WeNeedLength
05-07-2012, 07:48 PM
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Reck
05-07-2012, 07:48 PM
Manu is 1 step slow and these fucking Jazz cant even take advantage of it. :lol

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:50 PM
spurfan with a double digit lead in the 2nd, this game looks to be pretty much over now, since spurs are great at keeping opposing teams runs at bay, tbh

Stalin
05-07-2012, 07:50 PM
lol splitter going ballistic on the break

WeNeedLength
05-07-2012, 07:56 PM
Dumbo Blair is in the game. Pop is just taunting them Jazz now. :lol

jeebus
05-07-2012, 07:56 PM
Harris in Mavs mode

Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 07:58 PM
This is an abortion of a series.

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:01 PM
I don't miss living in Utah. I'm white and their whiteness made me uncomfortable.

Stalin
05-07-2012, 08:01 PM
This is an abortion of a series.

Very true, looks like an nba team is playing a college team.

WeNeedLength
05-07-2012, 08:01 PM
This is an abortion of a series.

:lol

The only thing entertaining is the Jazz crowd that boos every 10 sec no matter how obvious the foul. Oh and the Spurs tapping dat ass. :hat

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:02 PM
I don't miss living in Utah. I'm white and their whiteness made me uncomfortable.

Corbin can give you some of his black. :lol

Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 08:06 PM
I don't miss living in Utah. I'm white and their whiteness made me uncomfortable.

Did our great Armed Forces make your go there?

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:07 PM
Did our great Armed Forces make your go there?

In their infinite wisdom.

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:08 PM
:lol Manu

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:09 PM
Manu is sleep walking

Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 08:09 PM
In their infinite wisdom.

Why, are the Mormons tearing Utah apart now? :lol :lol :lol

WeNeedLength
05-07-2012, 08:09 PM
Manu... :wtf

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 08:10 PM
What the hell happened to Manu's free throw shooting?

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:11 PM
Why, are the Mormons tearing Utah apart now? :lol :lol :lol

Nah, more like the opposite. Utah's gotta huge ass range in the northwest so the Air Force likes to bomb it. Fuk yo animal population clowns

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 08:15 PM
Shitty close to the quarter.

Venti Quattro
05-07-2012, 08:22 PM
Nah, more like the opposite. Utah's gotta huge ass range in the northwest so the Air Force likes to bomb it. Fuk yo animal population clowns

Is it bad if I wish that the one of the Air Force's planes miss and hit Mormon-infested areas?

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:23 PM
Real talk, Shaq's female trainer is fine.

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:29 PM
Real talk, Shaq's female trainer is fine.

Dets Hoopz yo and he's hittin' that

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:30 PM
Is it bad if I wish that the one of the Air Force's planes miss and hit Mormon-infested areas?

Negative. We all felt the same. :lol

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:32 PM
Parker better pull his head out of his ass.

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:36 PM
There ya go

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:38 PM
Thank you for wasting your money on a hopeless series Utah fans. rofl

jeebus
05-07-2012, 08:39 PM
Dang, that Favors kid is gonna be good. Props to the Nets for trading him to get b:loltter and make a play:lolff run.

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:39 PM
http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hoopz2.jpg

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Reck
05-07-2012, 08:43 PM
Stern made a call. No sweeps, want game close. rofl

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:43 PM
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Damn poor girl.

LnGrrrR
05-07-2012, 08:44 PM
This game is boring as shit.

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:46 PM
Can the fucking Spurs just put these motherfuckers out of their misery already? For fuck sakes.

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:48 PM
Can the fucking Spurs just put these motherfuckers out of their misery already? For fuck sakes.

Nah, gotta let them hang around. Wouldn't be spurs-like to hold a lead :wakeup

Brazil
05-07-2012, 08:48 PM
rofl Jazz will be down by 20 by half time.

great call shadow

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 08:50 PM
:lmao refs

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:52 PM
Playoff foul

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:53 PM
Dammit Bonner

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 08:54 PM
Manu breaking his slump

VBM
05-07-2012, 08:55 PM
G.i.no.bi.li

resistanze
05-07-2012, 08:55 PM
Baldie ends the series.

Reck
05-07-2012, 08:59 PM
great call shadow

I was gonna be right until Manu started missing his FTs.

Spurs were up like 14 with 2 minutes to play. Not my fault Manu and Tony have been a no show.

Robz4000
05-07-2012, 09:00 PM
Despite missing that last three, it needs to be said: BonBon is actually not disappearing in the playoffs this year. Though, this is a pretty weak 8-seed. Need to see if he shows up next series.

DMC
05-07-2012, 09:02 PM
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Tyrone Corbin

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:03 PM
Damn...Splitter jacked up his wrist

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:05 PM
:lol Jafag Tinsley

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:06 PM
Gino ballin

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:08 PM
Splitter with the dagger layups

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:08 PM
Unless the Jizz have a time machine, this one's over.

Reck
05-07-2012, 09:10 PM
This shit has been sent to the graveyard.

LkrFan
05-07-2012, 09:10 PM
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Tyrone Corbin

That's fucked up, but funny. :lol

pass1st
05-07-2012, 09:11 PM
Enjoy the rest, Spurs. Monkeyball and Memphis is going to 7 probably

LkrFan
05-07-2012, 09:11 PM
Congrats on making it to the 2nd round Spurs. It's been a while. :toast

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:13 PM
Congrats on making it to the 2nd round Spurs. It's been a while. :toast

:lol and congrats in advance on the Lakers first win in the 2nd round...been awhile for that as well

Reck
05-07-2012, 09:15 PM
Hahah that Neal 3 really silenced the crowd for good. rofl

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:16 PM
Jazz fans thumbing through their book of Mormons, trying to find a spell to cast on the Spurms.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:18 PM
Jazz fans thumbing through their book of Mormons, trying to find a spell to cast on the Spurms.

2Gm6JYFdnD8

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:24 PM
Oh for fucks sake.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:27 PM
Oh for fucks sake.

Tim/Tony/Manu just wanted to get a little more run before having 5 days off

Reck
05-07-2012, 09:28 PM
Just ISO from here on out.

DMC
05-07-2012, 09:28 PM
That's fucked up, but funny. :lol
Losing makes me very angry... very angry indeed. Isn't it lovely... hmmm?

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:30 PM
:lol Diaw

"I ain't shootin that fuckin thing!"

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:31 PM
The sad thing is this is supposedly San Antonio's best lineup

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:31 PM
Classic Spurs.

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:32 PM
Spurs look like garbage the last 5 minutes. Good thing Utah is such a shitty team that the sweep still happens.

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:34 PM
Spurs look like garbage the last 5 minutes. Good thing Utah is such a shitty team that the sweep still happens.

Still not very comforting. This team's been a shitty closer all fuckin' year.

resistanze
05-07-2012, 09:35 PM
Spurs are trying to give this shit away.

jeebus
05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
Choke City

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
Man, this shit is sorry. :rollin

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
Pussy fuckin' Ginobili. Most overrated closer of all time. Take that shit to the rack you Argie faggot.

resistanze
05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
LMAO Jazz.

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:36 PM
LOL @ Manu lollygagging his way to the basket to run time off there.

Reck
05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
Thank you for been so fucking shitty Jazz.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
Pop's loving this. He's def. gonna make sure to humble these mofos during practice the next couple of days

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
Don't give a shit that the Spurs will win. This was a pathetic way to close a game. Dreadful basketball.

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:37 PM
Awful performance tonight tbh.

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:38 PM
LOL retarded foul.

Reck
05-07-2012, 09:39 PM
Spurs were bound to play a shitty game.

Hopefully this was the one. Cant play like this against the Grizzlies.

Spurs9
05-07-2012, 09:39 PM
Non issue next round please

baseline bum
05-07-2012, 09:40 PM
Spurs were bound to play a shitty game.

Hopefully this was the one. Cant play like this against the Grizzlies.

That's ok since it will be Class vs Monkeyball next round.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:41 PM
Not the best finish, but a sweep is a sweep

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:42 PM
And not one fuckin' play called for Duncan in the post toward the end there. A bunch of bullshit iso plays that were painfully predictable.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:44 PM
And not one fuckin' play called for Duncan in the post toward the end there. A bunch of bullshit iso plays that were painfully predictable.

More worried about using clock

midnightpulp
05-07-2012, 09:45 PM
And what's with Manu ALWAYS kicking now after he gets deep into the lane? 9 times out of 10 he's getting fouled if he takes it up.

VBM
05-07-2012, 09:53 PM
:lmao Pop

reporter: "how confident are you now going into the next round?"

Pop: "As usual, scared to death."

http://www.nba.com/live1/