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21_Dickings
05-09-2012, 12:32 AM
Man! What a beautiful game from my main man Kobe "The Black Mamba" Bryant. It was a work of art that will go down as one of the better masterpieces of his historic, unequaled career.

Look, lard necks, I know you're about ready to place those greasy, fat fingers on your keyboard and hammer out a reply that reads something like this: "B-But Kobe missed 3 straight potential game tying shots! How can you say he had a great game!"

He missed on purpose, you fuckin' burrito eating donkeys. He knows for the Lakers to have the best chance against OKC, Metta Elbow James Harden's Head In "Peaces" needs to play from the beginning. Kobe draining those 4 straight threes and scoring 43 was his way of asserting his dominance over the Thuggets, sending the message to those scrubs that he can score any time he fuckin' wants.

Denver's gonna have nightmares about the Mamba tonight. Lakers closing this bitch in Denver.

Kobe's awakened. Doom.

J.H.U.T.T.

:hat

Technique
05-09-2012, 12:41 AM
43 minutes? That's 1 point per minute. One. Point. Per. Minute.

Only the greatest player in the world is capable of playing with sheer vehemence like that in a full tank mode game.

He is the Black Mamba.

He is Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant.

spursfan1000
05-09-2012, 12:45 AM
If Kobe missed on purpose he's more stupid than I thought!

tesseractive
05-09-2012, 12:47 AM
He didn't tank for Metta. He did it because he figured out that more games = more career points. :lol

VBM
05-09-2012, 12:54 AM
Left out the most important thing, Dickings. Kobe wants Perkins back for Game 1 to cross that fool and rip his knee up again. Extending this series helps get Perkins on the court in Game 1.

Danny.Zhu
05-09-2012, 01:24 AM
He didn't tank for Metta. He did it because he figured out that more games = more career points. :lol

:lol

mavsfan1000
05-09-2012, 01:33 AM
What a guy. Making sure his team doesn't win. Gotta admire that.

venky
05-09-2012, 01:36 AM
:rolleyes

DJB
05-09-2012, 03:31 AM
Freebirds or Chipotle?

Jacob1983
05-09-2012, 03:44 AM
What if Harden pulls out a shank from his pockets during game 1 and stabs Artest? I don't want that to happen but you have to think that Harden wants to knock the shit out of Artest for payback. Harden seems like the type that you don't want to fuck with.

Venti Quattro
05-09-2012, 03:51 AM
Or Osama bin Harden could just smother Artest with his terrorist beard.

scanry
05-09-2012, 04:46 AM
sup Mid. :lol

Latarian Milton
05-09-2012, 08:20 AM
niggas tanking this to give OKC more resting & to cool them off imho. OKC will get KOed in two games and the next two will be blow-outs. OKC, the team who just swept them mavs the prior round will get swept themselves by the team who got swept by mavs last year, what goes around comes around imho