Kobe misses shootaround with stomach flu, Status for game 6 unknown

[IronMaxipad]

RT @SHowardCooper: Kobe Bryant misses Lakers shootaround with gastrointeritis and Lakers unable to say his status for Game 6 tonight.


Kobe missed today's shootaround with gastroenteritis (stomach bug). His status is unknown for Game 6

[Reck]

Oh damn, Lakers will win this one for sure then.

[Gutter92]

Fuck, i wanted a game 7 :(

Too bad he's got the shits, tbh

[HarlemHo 37]

I'm no doctor, but my hunch is he plays.

[cheguevara]

so he's officially a bag of shit

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Kobe is so transparent, its like he tries to be CIA, and comes off as such a predictable douche. He thinks he's making chess moves, but the Dumbass is playing checkers.

[Warlord23]

Great opportunity to copy Jordan's flu game, except Kobe probably shoots 30% and LA gets blown out by 20

[Fabbs]

Kobe is so transparent, its like he tries to be CIA, and comes off as such a predictable douche. He thinks he's making chess moves, but the Dumbass is playing checkers.
:lol
Prelude to giving him the "warrior" label.

Good posts all! :toast

[NASpurs]

Great opportunity to copy Jordan's flu game, except Kobe probably shoots 30% and LA gets blown out by 20

Damn beat me to it. :lol


:cry What a warrior :cry

[spursfan1000]

Oh damn, Lakers will win this one for sure then.

:lol so true

[DAF86]

:cry great fucking drama :cry

[Venti Quattro]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/2002/playoffs/news/2002/05/20/lakers_bryant_ap/

:cry What a hero :cry

[Riddler]

Jordan's flu game came in the finals, Kobe's in the first round :lmao

[Warlord23]

Damn beat me to it. :lol


:cry What a warrior :cry

This one will be remembered in NBA history as the "Poop Game" :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Damn it Kobe, why can't you avoid your hotel cheeseburger and cheesecake? :bang :bang :bang

[Robz4000]

:cry what a hero, Kobe for MVP :cry

[DAF86]

Fucking people in Denver can't do anything right. Bynum and Gasol were the ones they needed to poison.

[NASpurs]

This one will be remembered in NBA history as the "Poop Game" :lol

Then he better play with an adult diaper on in case he shits on himself. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

this will turn out two ways:

a. He will take a wet dump on Denver
b. He will shit the bed

[Dunc n Dave]

Like Mike.... If I could be Like Mike...
http://www.chicitysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/michael-jordan-scottie-pippen.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/ap_photo/20120422/all/l5922804.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wanna be I wanna be like miiike

[manufan10]

this will turn out two ways:

a. He will take a wet dump on Denver
b. He will shit the bed

:lol Nice.

[manufan10]

Kobe: "Anything he can do, I can do better!"

[Venti Quattro]

This is Kobe's second gastro-strike on the road. Also happened 10 years ago, WCF in Sacramento. This is like his cheating disease.

[Seventyniner]

MWP's suspension ends tonight, so it's time for the Lakers to get serious about winning again. That's all.

[manufan10]

@jadande I was told Kobe is "sick as a dog", but so far no one has said he will miss tonight's game.

[mavs>spurs]

kobe is such a fraud :lol

[Obstructed_View]

Bad news for Denver.

[BlairForceDejuan]

LOL at Kobe having to pull this obvious jordan wannabe move in game 6 of the first round

niqqa knows he's getting booted in 2nd so has to try and impress his fans right now before its too late

[Calispursfan11]

Kobe's diarrhea will be the Lakers' undoing.

[baseline bum]

Motherfucker's probably just hungover.

[Venti Quattro]

Motherfucker's probably just hungover.

lol drinking his sorrows away

:cry what a sob story :cry

[Nathan89]

World Peace strategy seems to be really paying off for LA tbh.

[pass1st]

Kobe sick?

Drops 50 on 25 shots.

[Jodelo]

Who did not saw this coming?

Man, what a warrior he is if he plays. :depressed

[Koolaid_Man]

Man can't help it he gots the runs...that's shit is not exclusive to MJ....I'm just like he's not trying to be like Timmy...

[silverblk mystix]

Kobe and Johnny Travolta hit some clubs last night followed by a little "sports" massage action.

[Nathan89]

I'm looking forward to a game 7 to see if kobe can shoot better than 6-24. That will be the story of the night tbh.

[MavDynasty]

You're funny Nathan

[Rummpd]

Built in excuse for another loss be it altitude, attitude, or simply the fact the all time gunner will supposedly not be at this best.

[ambchang]

Y'all idiots. None of you understand the genius of Kobe.

He puts himself and his team in a situation where he/they can't loose.

Dig your team in a hole, down 20, 25 points, then go into hero mode and keep chucking. You nail those shots, you show the world you are clutch even if you lose. You miss those shots, it's the way it's supposed to be, the team is just cold (which was the reason they went down 20/25 points in the first place).

Get a stomach flu, you don't play and lose, it's the way it is. How can a team replace 40 FGA? Gasol and Bynum would be in a cast the next day if they try to make up the shooting void, nobody's to blame, just nature taking its course.

If you don't play and your team wins, just shows how much heart your teammates have. Never mind there were "leaked" video showing you want them to be traded, they are your teammates now, and they are your brothers in arms. These dudes don't even get mad at me if they don't touch the ball for 5 minutes straight in a game where they are shooting 8 for 9, shows how close we are.

If you play and lose, well, you are playing with the runs in your diapers, it's just heroic you can step on the court. If you shoot 6-24 in the game, that's the way it is, you gave your best, William Hung style.

If you play and win, then it confirms you are a hero, you can annihilate your opponents even with stains in your underwear. Only Jordan can do that, but now Kobe too.

Final take is, if you go through a bad shooting slump, blame a knee, fingers, some other joints. Kobe never makes excuses, they are just reasons.

[Seventyniner]

Damn, I'd hate to be the maid cleaning his bathroom; he'll only get his shit into the toilet 6 times out of 24.

[Jacob1983]

Fake

[Venti Quattro]

Y'all idiots. None of you understand the genius of Kobe.

He puts himself and his team in a situation where he/they can't loose.

Dig your team in a hole, down 20, 25 points, then go into hero mode and keep chucking. You nail those shots, you show the world you are clutch even if you lose. You miss those shots, it's the way it's supposed to be, the team is just cold (which was the reason they went down 20/25 points in the first place).

Get a stomach flu, you don't play and lose, it's the way it is. How can a team replace 40 FGA? Gasol and Bynum would be in a cast the next day if they try to make up the shooting void, nobody's to blame, just nature taking its course.

If you don't play and your team wins, just shows how much heart your teammates have. Never mind there were "leaked" video showing you want them to be traded, they are your teammates now, and they are your brothers in arms. These dudes don't even get mad at me if they don't touch the ball for 5 minutes straight in a game where they are shooting 8 for 9, shows how close we are.

If you play and lose, well, you are playing with the runs in your diapers, it's just heroic you can step on the court. If you shoot 6-24 in the game, that's the way it is, you gave your best, William Hung style.

If you play and win, then it confirms you are a hero, you can annihilate your opponents even with stains in your underwear. Only Jordan can do that, but now Kobe too.

Final take is, if you go through a bad shooting slump, blame a knee, fingers, some other joints. Kobe never makes excuses, they are just reasons.

Thank you.

[ambchang]

Damn, I'd hate to be the maid cleaning his bathroom; he'll only get his shit into the toilet 6 times out of 24.

Anybody other than Koolaid Man, Cully, and maybe Lakaluva would hate to be a hotel maid for Kobe, especially in Colorado, with or without stomach flu.

[Reck]

Wow Kobe didn't even informed his own coach he wasn't coming to shootaround.

Granted Brown is just a figurehead but damn, really Kobe?

[LakerHater]

No Way he misses, Hes jus tryin to keep the spotlight on him!

[ElNono]

He should walk into the arena with an IV attached to his arm for added effect...

[100%duncan]

Fucking people in Denver can't do anything right. Bynum and Gasol were the ones they needed to poison.


:lol

[pass1st]

Get ready for the Flu Game, Kobe is going to shit on them Nugz.....literally

[manufan10]

He should walk into the arena with an IV attached to his arm for added effect...

:lol


Get ready for the Flu Game, Kobe is going to shit on them Nugz.....literally

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Can you imagine Kobe shitting literally and figuratively in a game. Now that would be a sight.

[Budkin]

Can you imagine Kobe shitting literally and figuratively in a game. Now that would be a sight.

Like diarrhea running down his leg?

[Killakobe81]

Well there is built an excuse for the Lakers ARE contenders crowd.
We lose this game and game 7 will be close, but we win.

OKC wipes the floor with us in Game 1
Lakers make it close but lose Game 2
Lakers win Game 3.
OKC breaks our hearts in Game 4 (my guess Fisher hammers the last nail)
Durant and company puts us out of our misery.

[Killakobe81]

Non ...
CON ...
TENDERS ...

[Venti Quattro]

Non ...
CON ...
TENDERS ...

I feel like engaging you in a bet but I'm also quite iffy with the Lakers' chances.

[Killakobe81]

I feel like engaging you in a bet but I'm also quite iffy with the Lakers' chances.

Hey future member of the EC (are they still in effect?)

My original thoughts were OKC in 6 but im leaning to Thunder in 5. OF course the homer in me wants me to be wrong. But I just dont see it. Pau though sacrificing by playing up top is just not as good as he was. Ditto Kobe but at least he is closer and tries 10x harder. I like defeat to some extent. We aint winng a title and a deep run would be fool's gold.

Like I said all year. Shitty outside shooting, shallow bench and the downgrade (though he hasnt been bad) in coaching would = a second round outster.

[Venti Quattro]

And hey, since Kobe has tummy problems, he's a bonafide shit bag!

[Venti Quattro]

Hey future member of the EC (are they still in effect?)

My original thoughts were OKC in 6 but im leaning to Thunder in 5. OF course the homer in me wants me to be wrong. But I just dont see it. Pau though sacrificing by playing up top is just not as good as he was. Ditto Kobe but at least he is closer and tries 10x harder. I like defeat to some extent. We aint winng a title and a deep run would be fool's gold.

Like I said all year. Shitty outside shooting, shallow bench and the downgrade (though he hasnt been bad) in coaching would = a second round outster.

If the Lakers give OKC enough problems and let Westbrook decide games for the Thunder instead of Durant, I think they can take them in six games. But Bynum's attitude in the playoffs is the solitary and biggest thing that makes me think that the Lakers don't stand a chance.

[Koolaid_Man]

Like diarrhea running down his leg?


Why are you clowns all up in that man's shit....:lol gotdam

[pass1st]

Can you imagine Kobe shitting literally and figuratively in a game. Now that would be a sight.

We would never hear the end of it

[Venti Quattro]

We would never hear the end of it

The TOSB tag will be forever his, like his five rings.

[InRareForm]

Thunder are patiently waiting.

[Splits]

DEN -2.5 is awfully tempting...

[Venti Quattro]

Adrian Wojnarowski (http://www.twitter.com/WojYahooNBA/status/200753872623501312): Kobe Bryant will play tonight for the Lakers.

[Splits]

@SHowardCooper
No resrrictions on Kobe's minutes, Brown said. All depends on how he feels.

@SHowardCooper
Mike Brown says Kobe Bryant will play.

[Bill_Brasky]

^didn't see that one coming!

[Stalin]

so much win in this thread

[Riddler]

Why are you clowns all up in that man's shit....:lol gotdam

Pretty sure you're Kobe's only tampon.

[manufan10]

J.A. Adande
‏ @jadande

the stretcher Kobe was carried in on...JUST KIDDING

https://p.twimg.com/AslCRFmCAAEohrp.jpg

[DMC]

Jordan's flu game came in the finals, Kobe's in the first round :lmao
Could be Kobe's Finals.

[Spurtacus]

Kobe dropping 50 tonight. Let the stomach vs flu discussion begin.

[Venti Quattro]

I hope Kobe uses his stomach bug to help his game. Just a fart here and there to keep defenders at distance.

[Spurtacus]

I hope Kobe uses his stomach bug to help his game. Just a fart here and there to keep defenders at distance.

The farts mixed with the altitude will probably blow out Bynum's knees.

[ElNono]

And hey, since Kobe has tummy problems, he's a bonafide shit bag!

:lol