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CosmicCowboy
05-10-2012, 06:10 PM
Latest Time mag cover....

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2012/1101120521_400.jpg

Cant_Be_Faded
05-10-2012, 06:16 PM
Would be awesome if the young douche kid was giving an outstretched thumbs up with his left hand

MannyIsGod
05-10-2012, 06:21 PM
Thats pretty disgusting.

DMC
05-10-2012, 06:27 PM
That queen chick on Game of Thrones.

Must not be a father in his life, else he would hang a foot in that kids ass and put mom to work.

JayTheClown
05-10-2012, 06:34 PM
Was just about to post this.
That kid is going to have a hard life in high school

IWantsACuatro
05-10-2012, 06:34 PM
He's going to be gay.

benefactor
05-10-2012, 06:42 PM
Was just about to post this.
That kid is going to have a hard life in high school
...if he makes it out of jr. high.

2pac > Kobe
05-10-2012, 06:49 PM
Nice :toast

Cant_Be_Faded
05-10-2012, 07:14 PM
Waits for a woman to post on this thread

Reck
05-10-2012, 07:28 PM
That queen chick on Game of Thrones.

Must not be a father in his life, else he would hang a foot in that kids ass and put mom to work.

When I first saw the cover pic I thought it was Lena Headey too.

But upon further review, it is not her.

thispego
05-10-2012, 08:38 PM
:lol when you're wearing tennis shoes and camo cargo pants - you might be too old to be sucking on your mom's titty

ShoogarBear
05-10-2012, 08:50 PM
Saves on lunch money, though.

This would make much more sense if it was Salma Hayek's kid.

Spurtacus
05-10-2012, 08:55 PM
Milk does a body good.

mrsmaalox
05-10-2012, 11:08 PM
Ouch. A kid that age has lots of teeth.

tlongII
05-11-2012, 12:08 AM
You guys do know that's not her son don't you?

Spurtacus
05-11-2012, 12:09 AM
You guys do know that's not her son don't you?

3 year old son...

Cant_Be_Faded
05-11-2012, 12:20 AM
Mouse needs to Photoshop that kid giving a thumbs up

IWantsACuatro
05-11-2012, 12:21 AM
Real talk:

Would you take a mouthful of that?

Slomo
05-11-2012, 01:58 AM
Definitely Photoshoped.

You can clearly see that her eyebrows and nose were retouched.

Jacob1983
05-11-2012, 03:27 AM
How old is that kid like 3 or 4? How many 3 or 4 year olds want to suck on their mom's tits? That shit's gay and fucked up.

Jesus
05-11-2012, 05:45 AM
Jesus Christ, this is like a ST old timers thread of the lamest fucking jokes ever.

Leave me out of this.

leemajors
05-11-2012, 07:38 AM
When I first saw the cover pic I thought it was Lena Headey too.

But upon further review, it is not her.

i think he may have been talking about the Lady of the Vale, Cat's sister.

desflood
05-11-2012, 08:09 AM
I don't find it at all disgusting - but I do think that if a kid is old enough to walk around with a regular cup they don't need to be breastfeeding anymore.

JudynTX
05-11-2012, 08:11 AM
Ouch. A kid that age has lots of teeth.

Well wait a minute now. :lol

Don't you get nibbled on every now and then? :toast

reason
05-11-2012, 08:18 AM
She was just on the Today Show explaining why she is still breast feeding along with the Dr. who supports this. She looked hot.

MaNuMaNiAc
05-11-2012, 08:24 AM
You guys do know that's not her son don't you?

its says he is on the cover...

leemajors
05-11-2012, 08:32 AM
I don't find it at all disgusting - but I do think that if a kid is old enough to walk around with a regular cup they don't need to be breastfeeding anymore.

if you're old enough to ask for it....

Soul_Patch
05-11-2012, 08:58 AM
Poor kids going to starve. I dont see those puppies having a whole lot of milk in them...

mrsmaalox
05-11-2012, 09:59 AM
Mouse needs to Photoshop that kid giving a thumbs up

If Mouse would like to photoshop me with a fun-sized George Clooney attached, that would be okay :D



Well wait a minute now. :lol

Don't you get nibbled on every now and then? :toast

:eyebrows

leemajors
05-11-2012, 10:02 AM
Poor kids going to starve. I dont see those puppies having a whole lot of milk in them...

breast size has little to do with milk production tbh

Soul_Patch
05-11-2012, 10:36 AM
It was a joke............


:rolleyes

leemajors
05-11-2012, 10:43 AM
work on it

Sportcamper
05-11-2012, 10:49 AM
You need to turn to page-2 to understand the full story...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS711VbzxXT8cebRVypth5KAAjvImEkW 3OqSVX0rVp8dHZFLF0ihttp://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x3564623/Men_in_a_row_IE017-098.jpg

thispego
05-11-2012, 11:39 AM
:lmao

TheUnknownComic
05-11-2012, 01:41 PM
You need to turn to page-2 to understand the full story...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS711VbzxXT8cebRVypth5KAAjvImEkW 3OqSVX0rVp8dHZFLF0ihttp://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x3564623/Men_in_a_row_IE017-098.jpg

Saw that on Jay Leno last night.

CavsSuperFan
05-11-2012, 03:42 PM
For those that are seeing their Moms this weekend for "Mothers day"...Thank her for not doing that to you...

CavsSuperFan
05-11-2012, 03:43 PM
Kind of makes you wonder what time Magazine has planned for "Fathers Day"...

Viva Las Espuelas
05-11-2012, 03:47 PM
Hopefully its not a Catholic edition

Spurtacus
05-11-2012, 08:45 PM
You need to turn to page-2 to understand the full story...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS711VbzxXT8cebRVypth5KAAjvImEkW 3OqSVX0rVp8dHZFLF0ihttp://www.visualphotos.com/photo/2x3564623/Men_in_a_row_IE017-098.jpg

:lol

IronMaxipad
05-11-2012, 08:52 PM
Latest Time mag cover....

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2012/1101120521_400.jpg

Would

Fideo Castro
05-12-2012, 10:06 AM
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/jamie-lynne-grumet-defends-her-time-magazine-breastfeeding-180300346.html

Jamie Lynne Grumet, who posed for the cover of Time Magazine nursing her 3-year-old son, appeared on NBC's "Today" show on Friday to talk about the controversial cover.

"We knew exactly what we were going to get in to," Grumet said as her son, Aram, fidgeted on the couch beside her. "I do understand why Time chose this picture because…it did create such a media craze to get the dialogue talking."

The shocking photo shows 26-year-old Grumet wearing skinny jeans and a tank top while Aram, standing on a wooden chair, is latched on to her left breast. Both are looking at the camera -- Aram quizzically, Grumet defiantly. The headline reads "Are You Mom Enough?"


Did Time go too far with this cover? (Photo: Time.com)"I understand some of the breastfeeding advocates are actually upset about this," Grumet said as Aram draped himself over her lap and whined. They feel that the cover didn't show the nurturing side of attachment parenting, she explained as she stroked her son's back, but "This isn't how we breastfeed at home. It's more of a cradling, nurturing situation."

Many Yahoo! readers had the same issue with the picture. "This picture would have been better received if the child was seated on mom's lap and they were looking at each other," Cherrie from Raleigh, North Carolina, commented. "Nothing about this picture makes me think of nurture or affection. Mom is practically glaring at the camera. I think TIME magazine was going for the shock factor." More than 2,125 other Yahoo! readers gave her comment a thumbs up.

"Breastfeeding is a wonderful bonding experience between mother and child," wrote Tonya from Rochester, New York. "She is not bonding with him in this photo. She is using him to fuel controversy."

Other readers felt that the picture perverted what should be a normal, natural experience.

"This picture set breast feeding back decades by sexualizing it!" Aceroni, a Yahoo! reader from Pittsburgh, wrote.

"How do I erase this from my computer?" quipped JoshuaW from Charlotte, North Carolina. "If the feds raid my place, I'm looking at five to ten."

Photographer Martin Schoeller also took pictures of four other mothers breastfeeding their older children, but none of those photos -- which Time posted online -- garnered such a visceral response. In an alternate shot, Grumet is cradling Aram, who appears to be asleep.

The photos were intended to illustrate a story about Dr. William Sears, the author of "The Baby Book" and the authority on attachment parenting. Extended breastfeeding is just one part of that parenting style, which also advocates co-sleeping, wearing your baby on your body, and attending to your child's needs before he or she has a chance to cry. Critics contend that some people take attachment parenting to extremes, socially and academically crippling their children by coddling them.

"When you give a child the feeling that the whole world revolves around them, it's not good training for the real world," psychotherapist Dr. Robi Ludwig told NBC. "The whole world doesn't revolve around anybody."

Dr. Sears also appeared on the "Today" show with Grumet. He tried to soothe Aram when the child seemed restless, and pointed out that attachment parenting concepts are meant to be "tools, not rules" for parents.

Still, he added: "I've never yet seen an attachment parented baby who's become a school bully… If you were on an island, and you had no mother-in-laws, no psychologists, no doctors around, no experts, this is what you would naturally and instinctively do to give your baby the best investment you'll ever give."

Aram, who will be 4 in June, is already starting to self-wean, Grumet said, adding that she hopes that he stops breastfeeding in his fourth year. Yes, attachment parenting means dedicating yourself completely to your child, but "I don't feel like that takes away from my own personal life," she said.

"My relationship with my husband is very, very important to me, and I think that it gives my children a strong bond, too," added Grumet, who also breastfed her adopted 5-year-old son. "A lot of people say, you know, you can't really be intimate with your husband if you're co-sleeping and … those are kind of myths, too." Attachment parenting is not for everyone, Grumet pointed out. "You need to do what's best for your baby and for your own family," she said. "You can take some of Dr. Sears' attachment parenting philosophies and maybe not others and that's OK; you're not a bad parent. Your child will still be OK."

MannyIsGod
05-12-2012, 10:17 AM
I feel they definitely sexualized it and I feel she's a damn attention whore who didn't think about whether or not it was wise for her to put her son in that position.

Ironic, considering the headline.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-12-2012, 12:05 PM
A mother in todays America being an attention whore? impossible!

CavsSuperFan
05-13-2012, 11:06 AM
This poor kid is going to be teased & bullied for years…I always wondered how guys became cage fighters….

Trainwreck2100
05-13-2012, 11:19 AM
Attachment parenting is just another way women show how selfish they can be. They get high off the oxytosin, because they ain't getting it anywhere else and they don't want to let it go.

DieMrBond
05-13-2012, 07:14 PM
Edited.

IWantsACuatro
05-13-2012, 07:20 PM
They get high off the oxytosin, because they ain't getting it anywhere else and they don't want to let it go.

Don't forget det AVP. Some good ish.

Spurtacus
05-13-2012, 08:24 PM
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