Yawn. Tanking so Metta can play in game 7 and get into shape for

[21_Dickings]

the first game against the Thunder.

Alright, Spurfan, what I want you to do is lift your 300+ pound sack-of-shit body off your Barcalounger, waddle to the garage, plug in your air compressor (all Texassans got themselves an air compressor), and blow the jizz out of your eyes so that you'll be able to clearly see this obvious tank job by the Lakers.

The Mamba ordered everyone but himself (remember, Kobe wants to keep on Jordan's heels in the all-time playoff scoring race, so he ain't required to follow his own orders) to throw the game that Metta can return in game 7 and burn off the rust before heading into game 1 against the Thunder.

Non-fuckin-issue. We still sittin' in the Finals.

J.H.U.T.T.

[jmill]

Those must be some good drugs you're on.

[21_Dickings]

Those must be some good drugs you're on.

We're the fuckin' Lakers! And Kobe Bryant is fuckin' Kobe Bryant. We can play with teams at our amusement and bring the hammer down anytime we choose.

Lakers by 30 in game 7.

Book that shit.

[VBM]

We're the fuckin' Lakers! And Kobe Bryant is fuckin' Kobe Bryant. We can play with teams at our amusement and bring the hammer down anytime we choose.

Lakers by 30 in game 7.

Book that shit.

Lakers by 24 tbh. One over Jordan. :lobt:

[Venti Quattro]

You're thinking small here. Lakers by 50 imo. The Lakers are going to double Denver's lead from tonight.

Bynum will get his zen on activate and will drop 30-15 with 10 blocks.

Pau Gasol will become SuperPAUer and will score 20-15 with 10 assists.

As for Black Mamba Kobe, he will register a 35-10-15 on 70% shooting.

The bench will contribute 50 points en route to a resounding 135-85 win.

Go Lakers! Fuck the faggy Nuggets up in Game 7!!! :lobt2: :lobt2: :lobt2:

[jmill]

We're the fuckin' Lakers! And Kobe Bryant is fuckin' Kobe Bryant. We can play with teams at our amusement and bring the hammer down anytime we choose.

Lakers by 30 in game 7.

Book that shit.

If the Lakers actually get to the NBA Finals I will bump this thread exactly once a month for the rest of time (if it's possible) and spread the word of the genius of 21_Dickings.

Not happening though, sorry man.

- Debbie Downer

[urunobili]

Lakers got this. They already went to the Finals after going to 7 on their first two series...

[PublicOption]

If you are tanking I like how the media won't admit thats what your doing to save the lakers precious dignity................LOL.

[Otaku]

Denver wins.

[Jacob1983]

What happens if the Nuggets win game 7?

[Latarian Milton]

lakers are to play game 7 so OKC will get extra 2-3 days to rest & to get further out of shape

[ambchang]

My crystal ball tells me there will be a 54-8 FTA for one of the teams in Game 7. Can't figure out which team though.

[pgardn]

yeah...

and Kobe was practicing in case he gets sick again before a closeout game.

Its a very subtle, stupid method of tanking a game. This method is so stupid no one in their right mind would call it tanking... this method can only be detected by the most astutely flatheaded fan.

[jeebus]

What happens if the Nuggets win game 7?

Tanking for the olympics.

[cheguevara]

lakers losing game 7 would probably be the biggest upset in the history of sports. much bigger than 8-1 that Dallas/Spurs pulled.

not gonna happen. Lakers got this easily. well kinda easily

[DMC]

OKC is going to beat either team. It's really a non-issue.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

the first game against the Thunder.

Alright, Spurfan, what I want you to do is lift your 300+ pound sack-of-shit body off your Barcalounger, waddle to the garage, plug in your air compressor (all Texassans got themselves an air compressor), and blow the jizz out of your eyes so that you'll be able to clearly see this obvious tank job by the Lakers.

The Mamba ordered everyone but himself (remember, Kobe wants to keep on Jordan's heels in the all-time playoff scoring race, so he ain't required to follow his own orders) to throw the game that Metta can return in game 7 and burn off the rust before heading into game 1 against the Thunder.

Non-fuckin-issue. We still sittin' in the Finals.

J.H.U.T.T.

As Colonel of the BDC I second this post. I predict big Drew will shit on that retarded azz amazon looking nikka mcgee

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

OKC is going to beat either team. It's really a non-issue.

OKC going to the Finals regardless.....so I agree it is a non issue. Thank you for stating the obvious

[Rummpd]

I see one Laker getting ejected if things start to go a little sour, and then it will be up to Kobe and whomever left to pull it out - still LAL should win this easily and if they do not - might not be the > choke ever but surely would be nice to see how delerious the ill looking Karl would be post game and the anger or tears on Kobe.

[tesseractive]

OKC going to the Finals regardless.....so I agree it is a non issue. Thank you for stating the obvious

Well, sure. If they can beat the mighty Mavs, they're unstoppable. :lmao

[Beaverfuzz]

cocaine is a helluva drug.

[Spursfan092120]

Jesus..how does this troll still get responses?