Ben Wallace's English Test

[DarrinS]

A test from Ben's English class. He had to put each of these words in a sentence.

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1. Rectum...I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

2. Hotel...I gave my girlfriend the crabs, and the hotel everybody.

3. Odyssey..I tol' my bro, you odyssey the jugs on dis hoe.

4. Stain...My mother-in-law axed if I was stain fo dinner again.

5. Seldom...My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

6. Penis...I went to a doctor and he gave a cup and said penis.

7. Catacomb...Don King was at the fight the other night. Man, somebody give that catacomb.

8. Foreclose...If I pay alimony this month I'll have no money foreclose.

9. Undermine...There a fine lookin' hoe in the apartment undermine.

10. Disappointment...My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the bighouse.

11. Income...I jus' got in bed wit de hoe, and income my wife.

12. Honor...At the rape trial, the judge axed my bro' who be honor first?

13. Fortify...I axed the hoe how much, and she say fortify.

14. Israel...Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex; I said man, that looks fake; he say, no, Israel.

[JamStone]

classy

[E20]

I get got all of them except #3. :lol

[samikeyp]

:rolleyes

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

[DarrinS]

classy

Come on. You know you laughed.

[Alchal]

:rolleyes

[T Park]

I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Come on....

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

[E20]

Detroit fans if you don't like then go make fun of Ginobili or Parker.

[atlfan25]

Detroit fans if you don't like then go make fun of Ginobili or Parker.
I am sure they already do.

[wsdp]

And here's Ben Wallace kicking off the 2002 NBA International Read to Achieve program in China...

http://www.nba.com/media/pistons/wallace_RTA_021024.jpg

Out of curiosity, what kind of charitable work with kids have you done?

http://www.nba.com/pistons/community/Kids_Travel_the_Globe_at_the-56202-50.html

[E20]

I've seen that Ginobili read to achieve commerical and Tim Duncan bowls for breast cancer.

[DETROITpistons]

Wow..stupid.

[JamStone]

I know it's a joke ... it's cool. You're entitled. But, no, I didn't laugh at any of them.

I'm a colored person and my parents are immigrants, so I take no pleasure in that kind of humor.

But, I don't think it's intended to be too malicious. Y'all can have your fun with your racist jokes. Hope they'll lighten your mood up when the Spurs lose Thursday night.

[CosmicCowboy]

Bens english skills were good enough to get him through signing that thirty million dollar contract. Keep laughing guys.

[Kori Ellis]

Pretty racist and tasteless thread.

And with the Spurs and their foriegn players .. its not like they have a stronghold on the English language either.