Round 2/Game 1: Spurs vs. Clippers

[VBM]

:ihit

[jeebus]

:ihit

[J.T.]

Sponsored by flip flop anonymous

[Spur_Fanatic]

We'll get owned. They simply too young.

[Venti Quattro]

Spurs by 10+ points.

[VBM]

aka Team Parker vs. King Paul (sponsored by GOAT PG Deron Williams)

[BlairForceDejuan]

SPURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SMMMMMMMMMMMASSSSSSSSSHHHHH

http://www.xavierpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hulk_smash_loki.gif

[Reck]

We'll get owned. They simply too young.

The obvious jinxing its getting annoying man. Time for new material.

[Venti Quattro]

Another useless GIF thrown into the back alley by Adblock Plus.

[Reck]

This will be a closer game than most of you think.

I still have the Spurs winning though. Rust will probably be an issue for the Spurs unlike the Thunder.

Hope I'm wrong.

[Spurtacus]

SPURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SMMMMMMMMMMMASSSSSSSSSHHHHH

http://www.xavierpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hulk_smash_loki.gif

:lol


tbh I'd be pissed if you posted that and I was the only one on the planet who hasn't seen the movie.

[Reck]

:lol


tbh I'd be pissed if you posted that and I was the only one on the planet who hasn't seen the movie.

I haven't seen the movie. Dont care either way.

We all know Loki is like the Avengers punching bag. :lol

[ElNono]

http://i50.tinypic.com/28c3qds.png

[Venti Quattro]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tuaw.com/media/2008/07/supermonkeyball_225px.png

[Spurtacus]

I haven't seen the movie. Dont care either way.

We all know Loki is like the Avengers punching bag. :lol

Stop posting and go see the movie.

[VBM]

Stop posting and go see the movie.

http://www.jdemirdjian.com/images2009/Shawarma.jpg

[Reck]

Stop posting and go see the movie.

No interest in the movie.

[DMC]

SPURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SMMMMMMMMMMMASSSSSSSSSHHHHH

http://www.xavierpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hulk_smash_loki.gif

I like how that floor autorepairs.

[benefactor]

Break their will early. No fucking around.

[Reck]

I like how that floor autorepairs.

That is actually a pretty damn good gif job.

The looping is seemlessly. You dont see a frame reset at all because the Hulk grabbing Loki makes it look like the frame never loops, except for the obvious difference in the floor being fixed then destroyed.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't wait for this series to get going! It'll (hopefully) be competitive. Obviously I hope for the Clippers to pull the upset, but my realistic prediction is Spurs in 6.

[Spur_Fanatic]

The obvious jinxing its getting annoying man. Time for new material.

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm terrible at this, anyway. I always get stuff wrong.
But I'm sure of this one: Spurs = Rust

[DMC]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I'm terrible at this, anyway. I always get stuff wrong.
But I'm sure of this one: Spurs = Rust
You're not on the cutting edge of "humor me" technology.

[Rummpd]

Since the Lakers get all the glamor when this series gets back to Staples (for two games at most) any "talent" root for the Clippers these days out there?

[BlairForceDejuan]

That's not loki that's chris paul.

[Goran Dragic]

Haven't jagg'dov for weeks. Where's my reg bitches Koriwhat, Joe Chalupa and zosa. They about to get a big dousing of Dat Bull sowwwce.


Gonna add a little flavor to Joe Chalupa's plain mustard hotdog, if u kno whottt i mean.

[tlongII]

Clippers in an upset tonight.

[VBM]

Prediction: Clippers lead at the half and through the first half of the third quarter. I think the Spurs catch fire from there and win by around 7 or so.

[DMC]

Clippers by 12. Spurs cold shooting and cannot hit FTs. Duncan goes 3-14 from the field and has 4 turnovers. Spurs go 2-18 on 3s.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Clippers by 4

[Technique]

Good start

[VBM]

Let's go Spurs

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolspurs
:lolplayoff tickets on the dollar menu

[VBM]

Defense is ass so far

[lefty]

We suck

[ElNono]

coasting(tm)

[benefactor]

Good energy early by the Clips. We'll see if they flame out like the Lakers did last night.

[resistanze]

Leonard embarrassed twice early on.

[Technique]

Leonard needs to go upchest on those layups, too soft on the last 2

[resistanze]

Griffin is like a young Amare without a jumpshot.

[Reck]

Leonard getting shat on.

[FkLA]

here comes that ginger fuck :pctoss

[ElNono]

we're missing bunnies and still up... good sign... also looks like game is headed to 100+ points... works well for us

[VBM]

lmao splitter shooting FTs

[resistanze]

LMAO Tiago

[benefactor]

Clips are blowing their load. Spurs will lead comfortably by halftime.

[resistanze]

:lmao

[Reck]

Air balling a freethrow really?

[ElNono]

:lol splitter

[VBM]

Splitter gettin' his trash on

[redzero]

:lol Splitter

I thought White people were supposed to be good at free throws.

[resistanze]

Splitter embarrassing himself badly.

[ElNono]

get det brazilian outta there

[urunobili]

Tiago choking...

[Technique]

Griffin is like a young Amare without a jumpshot.

I've been saying that since before he was drafted. I liked Amar'e more at Griffin's age.

[Reck]

What do both Gasol and Splitter have in common?

[Goran Dragic]

lob city bitch lob lob city bitch

[benefactor]

lol Manu. You're in the wrong uniform to get that flop call.

[resistanze]

The only thing more retarded than DeAndre Jordan's screaming is the Spurs play to end this quarter.

[Reck]

This game should have been iced already. smh

[urunobili]

Manu choking and flopping

[VBM]

Apparently didn't work on freebies during the break

[urunobili]

Hack a Evans...

[ElNono]

hack a evans :lmao

[benefactor]

And here it comes....

[ElNono]

oh shit, I thought it was evans

[resistanze]

LOL. Hilarious.

[resistanze]

:lmao Spurs last 5 minutes

[ElNono]

too sloppy, but I'll take the lead after 1

[Reck]

Monkey ball vs monkey ball

Spurs goal is to lose this one it seems.

[ElNono]

make that the tie :lol

[ElNono]

rusty(tm), tbh

[Reck]

What an abomination of a start.

[benefactor]

I'm glad it started this way. They need to be pushed.

[ElNono]

Dany Green on CP3 in 3..2...1...

[Venti Quattro]

Fever pitch in the first quarter.

[resistanze]

Fever pitch in the first quarter.

Monkeyball for all!

[BlackSwordsMan]

fucking obama

[resistanze]

Manu :lol

[Bynumite]

Manu is a disgusting little flopper.

[Technique]

I love this bench.

[resistanze]

Choo choo!

[Reck]

Monkeyball in full effect already. lol

[ElNono]

Manu is a disgusting little flopper.

gonna see a lot of that this series

[ElNono]

high scoring plays to the Spurs, tbh... we do need to stop with the silly turnovers though

[Reck]

Manu is a disgusting little flopper.

Yeah dont flop against a team that all it does is flop.

If you're gonna play a flopper, be a damn flopper.

[ElNono]

like those turnovers

[resistanze]

Open 3 Manu.

[Technique]

Good pass

[Reck]

Get Manu the night off..

[Technique]

Bledsoe outplaying Neal last couple of stretches

[Bynumite]

Manu with the long range assist :lol

[ElNono]

lol defense

[resistanze]

Vinny Del Jigaboo even coach or does he just pace around?

[BlackSwordsMan]

if this is how the series gonna be basket for basket -- spurs are fuc:loled

[ElNono]

lol defense

[resistanze]

http://runningtrain.org/images/running-train-logo-large.png

[ElNono]

This is heading to 75-75 at the half :lol

[benefactor]

Ridiculous shot by Neal

[Reck]

Sup with Parker and Tim sitting on the bench?

[urunobili]

Pathetic effort by Manu. the Clippers are for real

[ElNono]

Sup with Parker and Tim sitting on the bench?

downloading doodle jump

[ElNono]

Clippers are still running on the adrenaline from that game 7... it'll wear off

[Venti Quattro]

Classyball is getting suckered in to play monkeyball :lol

[ElNono]

goddamn, don't leave Young open... smh

[resistanze]

Parker has largely sucked this game.

[VBM]

Ass

[ElNono]

keep missing layups

[urunobili]

Diaw nice rebound and the choking layup then

[resistanze]

:cry Eva threw Tony off his game

[Reck]

Man this is pathetic.

[ElNono]

lol evans with the save

[ElNono]

another silly miss

[VBM]

Damn Parker hit the ground hard

[benefactor]

Parker looks really out of rhythm.

[Reck]

Has this Spurs team ever played a game together before? They looking like the Bobcats out there.

[ElNono]

Parker looks really out of rhythm.

rust, tbh, imo

[ElNono]

frankly, we sucked so far and we're still up... lucky these are the Clippers... if it's OKC we might be down 20+ already

[Hooks]

Spurs are really rusty and the Clippers are knocking down all their jumpers, it's basically the Clippers best vs the Spurs worst lol.

So far I've counted 5 blown layups, TP 2x, TD 2x, and Diaw, that's 10 points.

With more than 3 days rest this season TP is averaging just 9 PPG.

[ElNono]

good d there

[benefactor]

Danny Green the playmaker?

wat

[ElNono]

greeeeeeeen

[benefactor]

det 3 ball

[VBM]

Leaving dudes wide open

[ElNono]

damn, stop leaving them open for 3

[benefactor]

Griffin posting up is some ugly shit.

[urunobili]

Bledsoe is a baller TBH

[Reck]

Griffin posting up is some ugly shit.

No wonder he's always hitting the mat hard.

He did like 3 spin moves. Could have easily torn something.

[Reck]

If we're not up by a good margin before the half I'm not gonna watch this game anymore.

What a fucky game.

[benefactor]

He's got good power and passable footwork but his touch around the rim is fucking horrible. He just shot puts it up there.

[VBM]

Wow Duncan can't jump at all...he should have blocked that Griffin shot

[Reck]

Diaw shooting 3s. Stick to passing fat man.

[VBM]

Danny Green the reason we're leading

[resistanze]

Monkeyball!!

[ElNono]

Green is THAT nigga

[benefactor]

Ugly, ugly basketball

[Reck]

The fuck kind of game is this, turnover alley?

[Goran Dragic]

Monkeyball!!
lob city bitch lob lob city bitch

[VBM]

and then he blows a dunk

[urunobili]

Great end of the half TBH...

[ElNono]

goddamn, how you miss that dunk?

[Reck]

Thunder are like LOL we're gonna destroyed you later.

Ugliest basketball I have ever seen. Ever!

[ElNono]

can't complain tbh... we were sloppy as fuck that 1st half

[benefactor]

Crazy half of basketball...glad to be leading. I think they start to settle in the third.

[Hooks]

That's the 6th easy shot the Spurs have missed right now they should be up by 12 more points than they are now.

[resistanze]

lob city bitch lob lob city bitch

David Robinson is performing an exorcist in the Spurs locker room right now, tbh.

[DAF86]

Green missed the dagger with that failed dunk.

[BlackSwordsMan]

spurs only up by 8
fire pop :cry

[FkLA]

Was Green just short on the dunk or did someone block him ?

[FkLA]

spurs only up by 8
fire pop :cry

Spurs suck this is unwatchable :cry

[ElNono]

kwami leonard :lmao

[ElNono]

Was Green just short on the dunk or did someone block him ?

short

[Reck]

Charles must have a learning problem. He still cant say Kewhi yet.

[Technique]

kwhy

[ElNono]

butler feeling better

[ElNono]

kwame

[VBM]

Kwame ballin

[ElNono]

kwame

[urunobili]

Kawhi HUGE HUGE 2nd three

[ElNono]

3 point fool's gold FTW

[Spurtacus]

Kawhibunga!

[benefactor]

y

[baseline bum]

Seeing the commercial for Gatorade brand candy cracks me up every time.

[urunobili]

Tough Juice ballin'

[VBM]

Duncan headbutts Griffin

[Technique]

Duncan going back to Wake Forest

[ElNono]

butler keeping them in this

[benefactor]

lol the look on Duncan's face after running into Griffin.

"GMAFB"

[urunobili]

Good time out by Pop. It was getting a lil anarchic

[ElNono]

Here comes turnobili

[Venti Quattro]

Smells like semen upstairs.

[Goran Dragic]

:lol Diaw and Griffin in the post

[VBM]

Diaw looked comfy shooting that 3

[ElNono]

fattie with the 3

[resistanze]

:lol Diaw and Griffin in the post

:lmao Griffin

[ElNono]

:lol Diaw and Griffin in the post

:lol

If Blake doesn't get a lob he doesn't know what to do with it

[VBM]

Smells like semen upstairs.

Nah, that's the smell of that ESPN Insider's career flushing down the toilet

[Venti Quattro]

crofl Monkeyball knows no moves that will require more brain power. :lmao

[ElNono]

stop leaving caron open... smh

[Goran Dragic]

:lmao Griffin

[ElNono]

killin them

[urunobili]

Finally shaking off the rust...

[VBM]

The Spurs from Games 1-3 against the Jazz are back

[ElNono]

rust off, tbh

[William Hung]

N:lolA = F:lolcked

[benefactor]

Execution

[ElNono]

Here comes Young to hit 6 3s and come back from 20+

[Goran Dragic]

If Diaw's fat ass and Duncan's old ass keep playing like this I don't see anyone stopping the :cryDrive for Five:cry

[ElNono]

If Diaw's fat ass and Duncan's old ass keep playing like this I don't see anyone stopping the :cryDrive for Five:cry

Diaw playing for a contract :lol

[ElNono]

lol practicing 3s for 8 days

[Technique]

Griffin has no finesse.

[ElNono]

good job jack

[urunobili]

Bledsoe trolled by Jax

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Blake Griffin in the post

[Technique]

Something Kobe could never do :lol

[FkLA]

Fat Boris with 12 rebounds already. That pussy Griffin makes everyone look like a rebounding machine tbh.

[Pelicans78]

Spurs are fun to watch.

[ElNono]

lol Tony 1/7 and still up 17

[jeebus]

Spurs are fun to watch.

Who says Spurs are boring?

[ElNono]

fuck yo mug clown

[Technique]

This nigga Young doesn't know what he's getting himself into :lol

[Venti Quattro]

lol Tony 1/7 and still up 17

CoM vs CoP wars commencing in 3...2...1...

[benefactor]

Nick Young betta leev det nigga Jack alone

[urunobili]

Jax recognizing Young made rain 3's on their previous series game 1

[FkLA]

expect dozens of Capt Jack just made Nick Young piss his pants posts upstairs :lol

[ElNono]

CoM vs CoP wars commencing in 3...2...1...

there's no such thing.... Manu > Tony... these are things we know... :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Who says Spurs are boring?

Do you have something better than layups?

[Darth_Pelican]

These fans are so much classier than those OKC rednecks last night :cry

[Technique]

Now this is what I call fair officiating.

[ElNono]

Manu vicariously living through the freebies

[ElNono]

lol redhead

[urunobili]

Bonner trolled by Bledsoe

[Venti Quattro]

If someone here is watching Game 2 live, you should rep Spurstalk by creating a monkeyball poster.

[ElNono]

no more gary neal at point

[ElNono]

nevermind, gary just walked in

[ElNono]

gdamn, should leave Manu running the point

[urunobili]

Crow Williams with the deflection. Get the damn ball of Neal's hand damn it

[ElNono]

gino

[resistanze]

lol Manu is evil

[lefty]

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So who's ready for a 24 point comeback in the 4th quarter?
Luck_The_Fakers_


:lol

[ElNono]

pretty bad end to the quarter... don't choke this 15 pt lead, tbh

[jeebus]

Do you have something better than layups?

http://i.imgur.com/1lgDL.gif

[lefty]

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I hope everyone thinks we will lose to the Spurs, especially the Spurs themselves. Those that wish to underestimating, undervalue, miscalculate, sell short, underrate, disregard, and overlooking our team are going to be in for a wake up call. I guess that bowl of crow they had for lunch on Sunday wasn't enough. I think there gonna need seconds then maybe they will believe in the Clippers.

[benefactor]

We made shots.

Wouldn't expect any other answer from Pop.

[VBM]

Big 3 by Jax

[ElNono]

jack

[Technique]

http://i.imgur.com/1lgDL.gif

:lol

[ElNono]

damn splitter

[Technique]

Dat nigga Bledsoe

[ElNono]

:lol manu

[resistanze]

wtf Baldie

[Technique]

hahahahahahahhahahhaahhaha

[resistanze]

:lol Splitter

[ElNono]

crofl splitter

[urunobili]

here comes the Clippers come back...

[FkLA]

cot damn it

[lefty]

Splitter GTFO

[ElNono]

neal as pg doesn't work either... need to get TP or Mills in there

[VBM]

Clips won't go away

[DMX7]

I haven't seen Neal play this bad since he became a Spur.

[MR.SILVER&BLack]

Splitter done did put himself back in the doghouse.

[ElNono]

wouldn't surprise me to see blair instead of tiago for game 2

[Killakobe81]

Dat nigga Bledsoe

Like I said when the Paul trade happened. No way I let clips hold on to Bledsoe. Gordon and Bledsoe are both undersized two guards but they were the best young players on the Clips not named Griffin. Hornets had the blue chip player should of NEVER settled on Aminu, who sucks.

[FkLA]

^I dont think its Neal playing bad (hes made his open shots) as much as it is Bledsoe playing great defense on a guy who obviously doesnt have PG type handles.

[DAF86]

That Splitter offensive foul kept the Clippers in the game, if that Neal three would have counted, the scrubs would be playing right now.

[ElNono]

shit

[ElNono]

turnover parade

[urunobili]

What an offensive meltdown TBH

[DAF86]

Del Negro with a great move going small, tbh.

[urunobili]

god damn it :pctoss