Larry Legend

[Boston Pancake]

MVP
Coach Of The Year
and now Executive Of The Year

only person ever to win all 3. Greatest person involved with basketball to ever live. Doing the Commonwealth proud even out in Bumfuckville Indiana. All you fucksticks better recognize his greatness before I shove an old House Of Pain CD up your ass.

[Will Hunting]

A fucking men

You wicked queer Texans don't know shit about a true basketball legend like us in the commonwealth do. If I see any of you fucksticks compare Tim Duncan to Larry Legend I'm gonna put on some Dropkick Murphys and shove your heads through a plate glass window.