The Official lol Heat Thread

[Ace]

You girls going soft? Come at me bro

[Venti Quattro]

Ace, your boy Wade needs to get himself composed. It was pretty wrong of him to meltdown at Spo especially when he was having a terrible game.

[midnightpulp]

Kind of hard to pile the shit on them when they lost their third best player to injury. And with the way Wade's playing, Bosh just might be their second best. His subtraction turns them into a 6-8 seed level team.

[Darth_Pelican]

Just win game 4, and you will win the series. Lose game 4, and be very very concerned.

[Ace]

Haslem has regressed imo

[Darth_Pelican]

And what was the point of starting Pittman? He wound up playing 3 minutes the entire game. lol Spoelstra

[pass1st]

So, let's say Heat lose this series, which isn't very likely

Will the go-to excuse be no bosh?

[Venti Quattro]

Pittman started? lol Spo starting that hotdog-eating nig

[Ace]

Pittman started? lol Spo starting that hotdog-eating nig

He admitted it was a mistake later in the game during an interview. :lol

[Drachen]

we can't LOL, it is a more sad than anything.

[u4lakers14]

i must admit its funny as shit, and to add insult to injury it makes pretty much the entire basketball world happy to see them implode in the playoffs. they made everyone hate them when they started counting championships at the big super power merger party. lebron proudly touted that championships were going to be easy. ......... its ashame bosh had to get caught up in it tbh.

one thing i do find strange is that being in the position of the "us against the world" as genuinely as they are, and with that much athletic ability to utilize, they should actually be a lock to have already won a ring, but the union of the two prima donnas has exposed the lack of heart and toughness of the chosen one, and the ref's little darling, wade.

they have everything physically needed to go and take it. the motivation. the athletic ability. the upper management actually inserting decent role players. a decent coach (although the inability to respect any coach really makes that one a wash.)

lebron and wade just have absolutely no resiliency. absolutely no heart. absolutely no toughness. their sense of entitlement tragically assures that as long as they are paired together they will never go out there and take what the true great ones take.

lol. jus' sayin'

[TIMMYtoZO]

Just win game 4, and you will win the series. Lose game 4, and be very very concerned.

:lol Miami will win this series regardless of game 4. It will just be more work they will have to do. All Miami has to do is show up and play their game. They do that, the rest won't matter.

[Ace]

i must admit its funny as shit, and to add insult to injury it makes pretty much the entire basketball world happy to see them implode in the playoffs. they made everyone hate them when they started counting championships at the big super power merger party. lebron proudly touted that championships were going to be easy. ......... its ashame bosh had to get caught up in it tbh.

one thing i do find strange is that being in the position of the "us against the world" as genuinely as they are, and with that much athletic ability to utilize, they should actually be a lock to have already won a ring, but the union of the two prima donnashas exposed the lack of heart and toughness of the chosen one, and the ref's little darling, wade.

they have everything physically needed to go and take it. the motivation. the athletic ability. the upper management actually inserting decent role players. a decent coach (although the inability to respect any coach really makes that one a wash.)

lebron and wade just have absolutely no resiliency. absolutely no heart. absolutely no toughness. their sense of entitlement tragically assures that as long as they are paired together they will never go out there and take what the true great ones take.

lol. jus' sayin'
tbh I doubt anyone even reads half of what just posted.

[u4lakers14]

:lol All Miami has to do is show up

http://youtu.be/aD9lZflXsgU

[TIMMYtoZO]

tbh I doubt anyone even reads half of what just posted.

Hey Jerry. You heading over to Lina's birthday party tonight after the game? :lol

[u4lakers14]

tbh I doubt anyone even reads half of what just posted.

thats ok. you read the "funny as shit" part right?

that should do.

[TIMMYtoZO]

The haters can soak this all in. When Miami wins the title next month and Spoelstra and Wade are sharing laughs and hugging each other, this thread will be epic. :lol

[Killakobe81]

Chalmers played well today cant blame him plus he was the only dude getting in the face of the Pacers ...

But maybe they SHOULKD of played Pat at PG like Lebron joked ... he would of at least took a flagrant foul and sent a message to dem Pacers ...

[HarlemHo 37]

The haters can soak this all in. When Miami wins the title next month and Spoelstra and Wade are sharing laughs and hugging each other, this thread will be epic. :lol

I'm on my way to Lina's birthday party... I'll laugh at you there...

[ElNono]

lol east

nobody cares, tbh

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao heat :lmao
lol dwyane bitching at coach for coaching him to a terrible performance :lmao
lmao another ring-less year for the Chosen One/The King :lmao (Thunder or Spurs are not losing to Heat)

[Ace]

Hey Jerry. You heading over to Lina's birthday party tonight after the game? :lol
Of course nigga :lol

I'm on my way to Lina's birthday party... I'll laugh at you there...

No you're not...

[pass1st]

Heat losing is good for NBA future, tbh. It will quiet down the superfriends trend teams tried to do, like Knicks trying to grab CP3.

[TIMMYtoZO]

I'm on my way to Lina's birthday party... I'll laugh at you there...

:lol Inviting yourself to Lina's party

[BlackSwordsMan]

Why does wade get mad at Spo and try to elbow him? It's not his fault he only scored 5 points leave him alone :cry

[Rummpd]

James is supposed to be the multitime MVP - be one!

[HarlemHeat37]

Lebron has done everything he can, there's nothing else he can possibly do, considering the wear and tear, it's not humanly possible..perimeter players shouldn't be given the offensive AND defensive responsibility that he's been given, it has never happened in the history of the NBA..

If Wade plays like a superstar, they should still beat Indiana..if he doesn't, they'll lose..simple as that, without Bosh..

Unfortunately, it does not appear that Bosh will return, leaving the Heat with arguably the worst frontcourt in NBA history..

In all honesty, I fully expect Phil Jackson or Pat Riley to be coaching this team, next year..

[GuillermoDiazFan]

Spoelstra is evidently done if they lose.

The question is: will they break up the big 3 too or just fire Spoelstra and give them another chance?

[TIMMYtoZO]

Phil wouldn't work for Riley, This talk is all moot though. Spoelstra is here for the long haul. Why fire him when Miami wins it all?

[HarlemHeat37]

They're going to keep the big 3..

They won't be able to get any value for Wade or Bosh, and they'll use the Bosh injury as an excuse..

Spoelstra has been scrutinized since the big 3 was formed, his firing was inevitable..his fanbase hates him, the players don't seem to respect him..he was a video coordinator, just a few years ago, and he doesn't command any respect..

[Killakobe81]

Feel bad for the lil flip, he may be sacrificed if they don't win this

[HarlemHeat37]

Go bump the threads from 2010 and 2011..

The majority of the people on this board claimed Mike Brown was a good coach and that Lebron was holding him back..they criticized Lebron and his teammates for not respecting Mike Brown..

Fast forward to 2 years later, and every fan in the basketball world is now criticizing Mike Brown, as much as any coach in NBA history, because his failure with the Lakers has been placed in the spotlight..

[LkrFan]

Ace, your boy Wade needs to get himself composed. It was pretty wrong of him to meltdown at Spo especially when he was having a terrible game.

What happened? :lol

[u4lakers14]

Lebron has done everything he can, there's nothing else he can possibly do,


lol, the guy quits when the pressure rises. he has no heart. he gives up man.

[BlackSwordsMan]

What happened? :lol

wade throwing some bows around when a team mate tried to calm him down tbh

[BlackSwordsMan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otReYdERdlc&feature=related

ignore the shitty music and go to 20 second

[LkrFan]

Lebron has done everything he can, there's nothing else he can possibly do, considering the wear and tear, it's not humanly possible..perimeter players shouldn't be given the offensive AND defensive responsibility that he's been given, it has never happened in the history of the NBA..

If Wade plays like a superstar, they should still beat Indiana..if he doesn't, they'll lose..simple as that, without Bosh..

Unfortunately, it does not appear that Bosh will return, leaving the Heat with arguably the worst frontcourt in NBA history..

In all honesty, I fully expect Phil Jackson or Pat Riley to be coaching this team, next year..

:lol @ PJ (11 rings) working for Riles (< 11 rings)
:lol @ the thought of Riles (jealous of PJ) ever hiring PJ
:lol @ 22 points on 22 shots
:lol @ 2-13 FGAs for 5 pathetic points
:lol @ me keeping my avatar for another year (at least)

:downspin:

[John Petrucci]

lebron proudly touted that championships were going to be easy. .........

I think I remember him saying it would be "like a video game" :lol

[Brazil]

sorry to be late to the party :lmao

there won't be any fucking excuses if the heat don't eliminate the pacers

[LkrFan]

wade throwing some bows around when a team mate tried to calm him down tbh

Is he getting suspended for 7 games? :lmao
Did the Pacers celebrate winning (again)? :lmao
Did George Hill lock his ass down (2-13 FGAs)? :lol
Without FTAs, is Wade worth a damn? :lol
Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. Not 4. But 5 points! :lmao:lmao:lmao

Wade's new nickname is Cinco de Puto. :lol

[lefty]

Ace






Send me 20000000000 $ and I guarantee you Miami will win the 2012 title

I can't tell you how, but I will make it happen



Trust me

[BlackSwordsMan]

^ That's not jinxing teams for free anymore :cry

[LkrFan]

Ace






Send me 20000000000 $ and I guarantee you Miami will win the 2012 title

I can't tell you how, but I will make it happen



Trust me

Oh no, pedo. :lol

[urunobili]

can someone post a gif of the Pacers bench player Stevenson with the choke sign after LeBron missed the technical FT?

[lefty]

^ That's not jinxing teams for free anymore :cry
As the Joker said:

" If you are good at something, never do it for free "

[HarlemHeat37]

Miami's playoff stats..

PER
Lebron 31.9
Wade 23.8
Bosh 20.3
NBA average is 15
Chalmers 11.4
Cole 11.2
Jones 10.9
Miller 9.4
Anthony 8.8
Battier 8.4
Haslem 5.5

Remove Bosh, and Miami only has 2 players that are above 12(which is a terrible number, too)..

[urunobili]

As the Joker said:

" If you are good at something, never do it for free "

You need an image of the joker with his head out of the car like the one of the dog TBH

[lefty]

You need an image of the joker with his head out of the car like the one of the dog TBH

TBH, I thought about it yesterday
:wow

[LkrFan]

can someone post a gif of the Pacers bench player Stevenson with the choke sign after LeBron missed the technical FT?

Paging Mr. LakerHater. This is a must see gif. :lol

[LkrFan]

With that pathetic 2-13 performance, is Wade now a Can't Shooting Guard? :lol

[urunobili]

ug8_DNjgfME

[HarlemHo 37]

Miami's playoff stats..

PER
Lebron 31.9
Wade 23.8
Bosh 20.3
NBA average is 15
Chalmers 11.4
Cole 11.2
Jones 10.9
Miller 9.4
Anthony 8.8
Battier 8.4
Haslem 5.5

Remove Bosh, and Miami only has 2 players that are above 12(which is a terrible number, too)..

NO EXCUSES!!!! You cried about Cleveland not having a supporting cast good enough to get Lebron his first. Now, he supposedly has that supporting cast and he still can,t get it done.

Maybe Lebron should care less about winning meaningless regular season trophies and actually carry his team in the post-season. OF course, that would mean taking shots when single covered at the end of games as opposed to relying on a role player who was 2-9 from the field. Maybe Miami wouldn't be in a 2-1 hole.

[Spur_Fanatic]

Heat just want some drama. They'll win this series.

[Spur_Fanatic]

I hope they do, in fact. Someone needs to put effort on the Celtics.

[urunobili]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_nhEcOpWpukk/SvBgEjtvyDI/AAAAAAAAAPo/BzoSMjnZS1o/2008_the_dark_knight_033.jpg

[ohmwrecker]

Phil wouldn't work for Riley, This talk is all moot though. Spoelstra is here for the long haul. Why fire him when Miami wins it all?

You poor, dumb bastard.

[HarlemHeat37]

NO EXCUSES!!!! You cried about Cleveland not having a supporting cast good enough to get Lebron his first. Now, he supposedly has that supporting cast and he still can,t get it done.

Maybe Lebron should care less about winning meaningless regular season trophies and actually carry his team in the post-season. OF course, that would mean taking shots when single covered at the end of games as opposed to relying on a role player who was 2-9 from the field. Maybe Miami wouldn't be in a 2-1 hole.

Lebron doesn't have the supporting cast, without Bosh, as I just showed you..like the Lakers, Miami is 3-deep..take one away, and they don't even have an average player on the roster..

The Heat are 5-1 in these playoffs with Bosh..with a healthy Bosh, Miami wins the title..

Lebron leads the playoffs in points, PER and WSs in the playoffs..he has been the best player in the playoffs, he has clearly done his part..

[lefty]

ug8_DNjgfME

Soon





I promise

[TE]

Trolling aside.



I wouldn't even sweat it, Ace. Heat will come back and control this series IMHO.

[ducks]

Lebron doesn't have the supporting cast, without Bosh, as I just showed you..like the Lakers, Miami is 3-deep..take one away, and they don't even have an average player on the roster..

The Heat are 5-1 in these playoffs with Bosh..with a healthy Bosh, Miami wins the title..

Lebron leads the playoffs in points, PER and WSs in the playoffs..he has been the best player in the playoffs, he has clearly done his part..

diaw will own bosh if he was healthy
dude spurs will win title this year

[ducks]

Lebron doesn't have the supporting cast, without Bosh, as I just showed you..like the Lakers, Miami is 3-deep..take one away, and they don't even have an average player on the roster..

The Heat are 5-1 in these playoffs with Bosh..with a healthy Bosh, Miami wins the title..

Lebron leads the playoffs in points, PER and WSs in the playoffs..he has been the best player in the playoffs, he has clearly done his part..

choking in game 2 late was not helping

[Spurs da champs]

What's the point of signing Curry if they're gonna have him warm the damn bench? I thought they signed him specifically to match up with the big centers? Anyways its been obvious since day 1 that Spo was in over his head & lol @ Wade; he is trash & has no reliable jump shot.Same with LeChoke.

[Technique]

I wanted to see Chalmers get layed out.

Heat are broken down emotionally. They're going to be playing on fumes game 4.

[mavs>spurs]

i just don't see how miami loses this series. unless wade is hurt or something and that's the reason for his poor performances.

[HarlemHeat37]

Miami's shooters are due for a good game, all their shots are wide open..

Wade is something like 10-35 from the field in the last 2 games..is it really possible that he doesn't bounce back?..

[mavs>spurs]

on a side note, either wade is rapidly declining or he's been hurt all year. something is up, he's not the same wade we've known for years.

[mavs>spurs]

Miami's shooters are due for a good game, all their shots are wide open..

Wade is something like 10-35 from the field in the last 2 games..is it really possible that he doesn't bounce back?..

i'd say it's very possible, he's sucked all year. something is up with him.

seems like he's lost a step defensively and his points, assists, and rebounds are down. he just doesn't have that edge to him, especially in the 4th quarter.

[flipspursfan]

i'd say it's very possible, he's sucked all year. something is up with him.

seems like he's lost a step defensively and his points, assists, and rebounds are down. he just doesn't have that edge to him, especially in the 4th quarter.

Maybe it's the wear and tear of his style of play? Which relies on hops and extreme athletic ability. I dunno, players that have his style aren't usually the ones that age well.

[Venti Quattro]

AYM9GkmO2Ao

[BlackSwordsMan]

eurofags ruined basket with that flopping shit

[JoeTait75]

Go bump the threads from 2010 and 2011..

The majority of the people on this board claimed Mike Brown was a good coach and that Lebron was holding him back..they criticized Lebron and his teammates for not respecting Mike Brown...

:lol Seriously?

[AussieFanKurt]

Will a repeat of 2002 WCF game 6 happen again in game 4

[urunobili]

can someone post a gif of the Pacers bench player Stevenson with the choke sign after LeBron missed the technical FT?

[dunkman]

If Bosh doesn't return for game 4, its over.

[cheguevara]

El Che has already predicted Heat in 6. Them faggots will get it together. Don't cry heatfan show some backbone

[Leetonidas]

5 fucking points? :lol what happened

[Leetonidas]

The haters can soak this all in. When Miami wins the title next month and Spoelstra and Wade are sharing laughs and hugging each other, this thread will be epic. :lol

coulda swore I read something similar last year :lmao

[dunkman]

Miami's playoff stats..

PER
Lebron 31.9
Wade 23.8
Bosh 20.3
NBA average is 15
Chalmers 11.4
Cole 11.2
Jones 10.9
Miller 9.4
Anthony 8.8
Battier 8.4
Haslem 5.5

Remove Bosh, and Miami only has 2 players that are above 12(which is a terrible number, too)..

That's more than enough talent, Riley would win a 'ship with that players.

[Crytek]

can someone post a gif of the Pacers bench player Stevenson with the choke sign after LeBron missed the technical FT?
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1125986/chokin.gif

[Jodelo]

Is a Lakerfan really laughing at shooting numbers from other players while Kobe Bryant still plays on the Lakers?

Still :lolWade

[Killakobe81]

Wade is one of the best SG but he still aint as good as Kobe even with that elephant turd Kobe laid in Game 2. Wade was a salty bitch when Kobe owned him in the ASG, took a cheap shot at collison, whined like a bitch in the press conference about the Pacers "celebrating" (when celebrating during a game potentially cost the Heat a title vs. the Mavs) and then punks his coach in a game that was STILL up for grabs. Like many I at one time preferred wade over James ...but after watching them play together not only is Lebron the better player (which I knew) but he is a much better team-mate and leader than D-whistle ...

That is Lebron's team now, Wade is just living off nice PER stats and and his alltime great Finals performance ... If Lebron can close he may not need Wade to be a stud to ring.

[urunobili]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1125986/chokin.gif

MUCH appreciated bud :tu

[NASpurs]

https://twitter.com/#!/tomhaberstroh/status/203507362181550081

The Heat just announced that they've canceled today's practice at the last minute. Hmm.

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol @ People really thinking that Miami will get eliminated this season.

[Technique]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1125986/chokin.gif

:lol I went to the same high school as stephenson

Class act

[lurker]

:lol @ People really thinking that Miami will get eliminated this season.
You're setting yourself up to be laughed at more than the Heat.

[DMC]

It ain't over.

[z0sa]

You're setting yourself up to be laughed at more than the Heat.

This is the same dude who said that last night's huge blowout L would be a "fairly easy win" for Miami.

[HarlemHeat37]

It's also the same guy that called the Giants improbable SB win, even when their chances to make the playoffs were slim..

[Technique]

It's also the same guy that called the Giants improbable SB win, even when their chances to make the playoffs were slim..

You mean to tell me that a fan of a team predicted that his team would win?

Well shit son.

[z0sa]

It's also the same guy that called the Giants improbable SB win, even when their chances to make the playoffs were slim..

He sounds like a huge homer.. this information supports that theory.

[TIMMYtoZO]

He sounds like a huge homer.. this information supports that theory.

:lol When Miami rings next month against the Spurs or Thunder, I will be getting the last laugh.

[TIMMYtoZO]

You mean to tell me that a fan of a team predicted that his team would win?

Well shit son.

:lol Giants fan who showed up in the NFL Forum during the playoffs, but was no where to be found during the regular season.

[z0sa]

:lol When Miami rings next month against the Spurs or Thunder

They should try winning another game against the Pacers before you talk Finals.

[TIMMYtoZO]

They should try winning another game against the Pacers before you talk Finals.

:lol They will. Miami will be in the finals and win it. They are way too good to keep playing down to Indiana's level. Miami just needs to play their game, and Indiana is finished. Only Miami can stop themselves from a title.

[z0sa]

:lol ok bro.. no Bosh, Wade injured and bitching out the coach, LeBron doing his usual disappearing act, and all this after they lost last season.

I admire your confidence but not your intelligence.

[LkrFan]

Is a Lakerfan really laughing at shooting numbers from other players while Kobe Bryant still plays on the Lakers?

Still :lolWade

Hell yes! :lol Kobe never shot this bad in a playoff game. Especially not in his prime like Wade is right now. :lmao

Then instead of getting in the face of a Pacer, he takes out on his own coach. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

You mean to tell me that a fan of a team predicted that his team would win?

Well shit son.

:lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol ok bro.. no Bosh, Wade injured and bitching out the coach, LeBron doing his usual disappearing act, and all this after they lost last season.

I admire your confidence but not your intelligence.

:lol Thinking the Spurs are winning a championship
:lol Scared of Miami because you know your cute little team couldn't take them down in a 7 game series.
:lol Z0sa

[LkrFan]

:lol ok bro.. no Bosh, Wade injured and bitching out the coach, LeBron doing his usual disappearing act, and all this after they lost last season.

I admire your confidence but not your intelligence.

:lol

[LkrFan]

:lol Thinking the Spurs are winning a championship
:lol Scared of Miami because you know your cute little team couldn't take them down in a 7 game series.
:lol Zosa

I hope it doesn't happen - Spurs v. Hype - for obvious reasons, but the Spurs would beat the breaks off of the Hype. These are things we know.

[TIMMYtoZO]

I hope it doesn't happen - Spurs v. Hype - for obvious reasons, but the Spurs would beat the breaks off of the Hype. These are things we know.

:lol Lakers
:lol Sessions
:lol Getting swept

[DeadlyDynasty]

Even more impressive than TIMMYtoZO's Giants prediction was his work in the Game 6 WS thread last season, and he's not even a Cards fan. Why anybody would doubt his genius is beyond me:lol

[z0sa]

:lol Thinking the Spurs are winning a championship

you know the Spurs are currently on a 16 game winning streak and are the odds on favorites to win the title, right?

Just checking. I don't know whether the Spurs will get past OKC, personally. But I do know they are better than the Heat right now. So are the Pacers :lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

you know the Spurs are currently on a 16 game winning streak and are the odds on favorites to win the title, right?

Just checking. I don't know whether the Spurs will get past OKC, personally. But I do know they are better than the Heat right now. So are the Pacers :lol

They are better than a Heat team that is not focused. Against a focused Heat team, Spurs aren't even in their class. :lol

[z0sa]

Like I said, win another game against the Pacers before you talk about dominating the Finals.

Or at least try to not lose in a blowout the whole second half.

[MeloHype]

:lmao