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ElNono
05-20-2012, 01:11 AM
What is it exactly?
pass1st
05-20-2012, 01:12 AM
Shoot the ball, hope it goes in.
lefty
05-20-2012, 01:12 AM
Success at failing
Wow
You're welcome, Westbrook
Venti Quattro
05-20-2012, 01:14 AM
System? What system?
-Allen Iverson
lefty
05-20-2012, 01:15 AM
You should ask Mike Brown
BRHornet45
05-20-2012, 01:15 AM
sons "The Kobe System" can be summed up in two words ....
http://i50.tinypic.com/1o8tft.jpg
NRHector
05-20-2012, 01:15 AM
pass the ball to me and get out of the way
The Kobe System
1. Get Kobe the ball.
2. Get defenders away from Kobe.
3. Rebound Kobe's missed shots.
4. All losses are "rest of team" losses.
5. All wins are "Kobe" wins.
6. Always pass to Kobe in transition.
7. Don't take last minute shots to win, leave that to Kobe.
8. If Kobe misses last minute shots, you should have taken them and not deferred.
9. Don't share hotel rooms with Kobe in Denver.
Wildcat67
05-20-2012, 01:20 AM
27 and 5
27 Kobe dribbles and a shot with 5 seconds on the shot clock. The goal is to make sure they hit those numbers.
ElNono
05-20-2012, 01:21 AM
The Kobe System
1. Get Kobe the ball.
2. Get defenders away from Kobe.
3. Rebound Kobe's missed shots.
4. All losses are "rest of team" losses.
5. All wins are "Kobe" wins.
6. Always pass to Kobe in transition.
7. Don't share hotel rooms with Kobe in Denver.
I think snitching goes there somewhere...
pass1st
05-20-2012, 01:22 AM
The Kobe System
1. Get Kobe the ball.
2. Get defenders away from Kobe.
3. Rebound Kobe's missed shots.
4. All losses are "rest of team" losses.
5. All wins are "Kobe" wins.
6. Always pass to Kobe in transition.
7. Don't take last minute shots to win, leave that to Kobe.
8. If Kobe misses last minute shots, you should have taken them and not deferred.
9. Don't share hotel rooms with Kobe in Denver.
To be fair, Kobe often blames himself for losses even when somebody else fucks it up.
To be fair, Kobe often blames himself for losses even when somebody else fucks it up.
:lmao
Capt Bringdown
05-20-2012, 01:29 AM
Curse the media/fans (I guess that's kinda covered by number 4):
“I don’t give a [expletive] what you say,” Bryant told Yahoo! Sports late Friday. “If I go out there and miss game winners, and people say, 'Kobe choked, or Kobe is seven for whatever in pressure situations.' Well, [expletive] you.
“Because I don’t play for your [expletive] approval. I play for my own love and enjoyment of the game. And to win. That’s what I play for. Most of the time, when guys feel the pressure, they’re worried about what people might say about them. I don’t have that fear, and it enables me to forget bad plays and to take shots and play my game."
- more - >>> (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant-embraces-moment--saves-lakers--season-with-game-3-win-over-thunder.html;_ylt=ArvFfqQsncZGqHeB97aceta8vLYF)
lefty
05-20-2012, 01:56 AM
To be fair, Kobe often blames himself for losses even when somebody else fucks it up.
:lol
Jt.ONE
05-20-2012, 12:49 PM
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ChrisRichards
05-20-2012, 12:58 PM
Kobe System.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NjhiCj36IRY/SyuPPh-6RdI/AAAAAAAADXU/xWnrtM37DLk/s400/kobe_bryant_pass_catch.jpg
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http://madeira.hccanet.org/project1/wilsonp1/large_kobewins2.jpg
pass1st
05-20-2012, 01:08 PM
:lmao
Often times he does, but I guess GNSF takes 1 game samples often.
ALVAREZ6
05-20-2012, 01:14 PM
Kobe System.
http://www.thecampussocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/shaq-247x300.jpg
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http://madeira.hccanet.org/project1/wilsonp1/large_kobewins2.jpg
ChrisRichards
05-20-2012, 01:27 PM
Inavlid^ Kobe rang two without Daddy.
TimmehC
05-20-2012, 01:41 PM
Inavlid^ Kobe rang two without Daddy.
True. Later in his career he needed two great big men instead of just the one.
ChrisRichards
05-20-2012, 02:06 PM
True. Later in his career he needed two great big men instead of just the one.
You had me rolling there.
Mark in Austin
05-20-2012, 03:48 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zc4gCWRR1r8cszbo1_400.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2njdb0dY71qknjaqo1_500.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305512_442836432411553_367810133247517_1536740_205 8523133_n.jpg
http://images.5pwn.com/2012/03/Which-one-of-you-is-lin.jpg
spursfanincolorado
05-20-2012, 08:19 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zc4gCWRR1r8cszbo1_400.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2njdb0dY71qknjaqo1_500.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/305512_442836432411553_367810133247517_1536740_205 8523133_n.jpg
http://images.5pwn.com/2012/03/Which-one-of-you-is-lin.jpg
:lmao
Spursfan092120
05-20-2012, 08:38 PM
Reggie Miller explaining The Kobe System in full detail
http://www.indyprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Reggie-Choke.jpg
BRHornet45
05-20-2012, 08:52 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/15nuepz.jpg
wanggi
05-20-2012, 09:41 PM
To be fair, Kobe often blames himself for losses even when somebody else fucks it up.
On the contrary I always heard Kobe saying his teammates got no heart and not aggressive...
(He probably blames his teammates in front of Buss as he did on Shaq)
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