Dear OKC, welcome to Spurstalk!

[Slomo]

You know you've arrived when you get the Nash Photoshop treatment :tu


http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Smack/westbrook_golum.jpg

[Interrohater]

:lol Very nice Slomo, the master puppeteer.

[Slomo]

Couldn't find any good one of Durant, but Westbrook is an easy target

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/2010/news/features/john_schuhmann/12/04/russell-westbrook/westbrook-1204-608.jpg

http://www.life-fashion.com/wp-content/uploads/Russell-Westbrook.jpg

[Slomo]

And for the newbies on ST, this is what I'm talking about:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142053

[Paranoid Pop]

Donatello.

[Rapper]

Stop it man. we ain't done anything yet and don't be a jinxer

Thunder is a match-up nightmare

[Fireball]

Thunder is a match-up nightmare

Is that why the Spurs are the most successful team against the Thunder in the last three years?

[Durant 35]

Is that why the Spurs are the most successful team against the Thunder in the last three years?

In fairness it's not really a fair comparison from 3 years ago. This team is alot different.

[Slomo]

Stop it man. we ain't done anything yet and don't be a jinxer

Thunder is a match-up nightmare

A.) Yes, I have secret magical power :rolleyes
B.) It's an ST tradition, there's plenty of threads where our own players get the same treatment (see SPORKS).
C.) What exactly is the jinx? There's no prediction in this thread.
D.) We only make fun of the players that represent a threat - so really it's an honor (albeit a dubious one).
and finally E.) STFU and get Photoshopping

[GrandeDavid]

Westbrook has got game, I just hope he doesn't flash that gigantic, ocean-sized smile too often during this series.

[urunobili]

:rollin

slomo delivers TBH

[Drachen]

A.) Yes, I have secret magical power :rolleyes
B.) It's an ST tradition, there's plenty of threads where our own players get the same treatment (see SPORKS).
C.) What exactly is the jinx? There's no prediction in this thread.
D.) We only make fun of the players that represent a threat - so really it's an honor (albeit a dubious one).
and finally E.) STFU and get Photoshopping

Lol, if he wants to see us make fun of our own players he should look up the love triangle thread from 6 or 7 years ago....


Hmmmm.... With the return of Sjax there could be a novella-like plot twist to that thread.

[carina_gino20]

Awesome, Slomo. :tu

Anybody seen pistons<spurs lately?

[FromWayDowntown]

Hard to compare much of what happened in the past with what might happen in the future.

The Spurs are a dramatically different team with Richard Jefferson collecting checks from someone else.

[ata]

And for the newbies on ST, this is what I'm talking about:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35951

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=142053

OFF: I can't belive that six years already passed by, seems like yesterday...

ON: so OKC fans - consider yourself welcomed

[Slomo]

OFF: I can't belive that six years already passed by, seems like yesterday...


Yep... I was thinking the same thing.

[therealtruth]

In fairness it's not really a fair comparison from 3 years ago. This team is alot different.

Parker dropped 42 against the Thunder. He's going to destroy them this series.

[TampaDude]

The Spurs will own the paint.

Should be a great series.

[Brazil]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/19880565.jpg

[Brazil]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S3W4w7WVapI/AAAAAAAAQGw/Re7RiL1z2CQ/s400/kevin-durant-acne.jpg (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S3W4w7WVapI/AAAAAAAAQGw/Re7RiL1z2CQ/s1600-h/kevin-durant-acne.jpg)http://allwomenstalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1.jpg

[suitedkings]

http://i.imgur.com/X8CPa.jpg

[Spurtacus]

You know you've arrived when you get the Nash Photoshop treatment :tu


http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/Smack/westbrook_golum.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/X8CPa.jpg

:lol

[Brazil]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1059730/pylL6_medium.jpg

[Brazil]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5226/5760427811_9417767219_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/36338150@N08/5760427811/)

[ShoogarBear]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5226/5760427811_9417767219_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/36338150@N08/5760427811/)

"The Precious! . . . The Precious!"

[Brazil]

"The Precious! . . . The Precious!"

:lol

[tesseractive]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5226/5760427811_9417767219_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/36338150@N08/5760427811/)

Is it just me, or does he look like he's trying to keep from hurling?

[TampaDude]

Is it just me, or does he look like he's trying to keep from hurling?

Yeah, really...what's the deal with that pic?

[Kidd K]

In fairness it's not really a fair comparison from 3 years ago. This team is alot different.

He isn't talking about three+ years ago. He's talking about each of the last three years including this year.

SA has beaten the brakes off of OKC every year they've had a winning team. We're not even including the years they were tanking for more draft picks. Just the ones where they were above .500. That's as fair of a comparison you can make, since we're cherry picking the best 3 years OKC has had in the NBA and using those games (the most recent games too) as a measuring stick.

OKC's greatest strengths offensively are SA's best strengths defensively. OKC: lots of fast break points. Spurs: 2nd lowest TOs of anyone in the NBA -and- give up offensive rebounding chances to specifically get back on D' to stop fast breaks. OKC: lots of FTAs. Spurs: fewest FTAs against in the NBA. OKC's two best strengths get castrated against the Spurs. What does OKC do that hurts SA? Nothing. You don't even have HCA which you badly needed to even have a chance.

[therealtruth]

He isn't talking about three+ years ago. He's talking about each of the last three years including this year.

SA has beaten the brakes off of OKC every year they've had a winning team. We're not even including the years they were tanking for more draft picks. Just the ones where they were above .500. That's as fair of a comparison you can make, since we're cherry picking the best 3 years OKC has had in the NBA and using those games (the most recent games too) as a measuring stick.

OKC's greatest strengths offensively are SA's best strengths defensively. OKC: lots of fast break points. Spurs: 2nd lowest TOs of anyone in the NBA -and- give up offensive rebounding chances to specifically get back on D' to stop fast breaks. OKC: lots of FTAs. Spurs: fewest FTAs against in the NBA. OKC's two best strengths get castrated against the Spurs. What does OKC do that hurts SA? Nothing. You don't even have HCA which you badly needed to even have a chance.

Good points and the Spurs have the better half-court offense.

[100%duncan]

good stuff in this thread :lol

[leonarth]

Some materials for the serial photoshoper..


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qbn66IosEyY/Tirdw8UpWQI/AAAAAAAABZM/VYw48PwRt3w/s1600/kevin-durant-harden-shouting-nba-funny-photos.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yAyPceHS5vw/TirdwPsyrNI/AAAAAAAABZE/yPPcHMP86q8/s1600/kevin-durant-full-tattoo-nba-funny-photos.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-zsAYYWU6oJg/TirdtaEYyAI/AAAAAAAABY4/0wKbUmGLYlA/s1600/kevin-durant-back-pack-nba-funny-photos.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-In1Qhi1NIa8/Tird0ZqfSfI/AAAAAAAABZg/563ByhEA3ME/s1600/kevin-durant-panda-nba-funny-photos.jpg

[urunobili]

a gif of the westbrook robocop walk (or photoshop) would be awesome :)

[thispego]

Some materials for the serial photoshoper..


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qbn66IosEyY/Tirdw8UpWQI/AAAAAAAABZM/VYw48PwRt3w/s1600/kevin-durant-harden-shouting-nba-funny-photos.jpg


Email this to mouse so he can photoshop some dicks in there

[Marcus Bryant]

Some materials for the serial photoshoper..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-In1Qhi1NIa8/Tird0ZqfSfI/AAAAAAAABZg/563ByhEA3ME/s1600/kevin-durant-panda-nba-funny-photos.jpg

He doesn't smoke that shit, he eats it.

[PublicOption]

Is the black trend dressing up as nerdy as you can? I think it is.

[PublicOption]

http://media.king5.com/images/OKC_Thunder_Shirt_4.jpg

[PublicOption]

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/okc-thunder-seattle-shirt-530x414.jpg

[kaji157]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1059730/pylL6_medium.jpg

This one´s great

[Obstructed_View]

There's one thing that I'm happy to say is missing from this series: The fans of Seattle. I hope this hurts. A lot.

Fuckers.

[TDMVPDPOY]

There's one thing that I'm happy to say is missing from this series: The fans of Seattle. I hope this hurts. A lot.

Fuckers.

lol this, could give 2 shits about them and their city

either you cough up the money to keep ur team or gtfo...

[Spursfanfromafar]

Slomo's creativity!... - Award winning :)

[Crytek]

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1059730/pylL6_medium.jpg

:lol
Dude who made that used to be as good as docfunk, but not much lately, imo.

[urunobili]

http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/533106_335361506534474_1888418593_n.jpg

[I. Hustle]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/4/19/11/enhanced-buzz-31982-1334847935-25.jpg

[Quiet Strength]

http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae300/Quiet-Strength/A00.jpg

[IX_Equilibrium]

I've been to plenty of Spurs games at AT&T. Never have been to OKC. But from what I have seen live and on TV: OKC fans at games>Spurs fans at games.

Don't get me wrong, there are some great fans here in SA, and they do show up at games, but you'll see plenty of douches wearing a lime green or red shirt barely clapping.

OKC's blue out looked the best of any _ out I have seen. Their fans are loud and passionate. Very commendable.

[manufan10]

http://chrisldiaz.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/tumblr_m49btzc7eq1qeakyto1_400.jpg?w=640

[manufan10]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m368jmWKZO1rpznnqo1_500.png

[manufan10]

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/05/kobe-bryant-russell-westbrook-outfits.jpg

[Brazil]

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2012/05/kobe-bryant-russell-westbrook-outfits.jpg

:lol

[JustSpurs]

http://i.imgur.com/X8CPa.jpg

:lol

[chunticakes]

im gonna blow up that pic of harden and take it to the game.

:lol

[DAF86]

Some materials for the serial photoshoper..


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qbn66IosEyY/Tirdw8UpWQI/AAAAAAAABZM/VYw48PwRt3w/s1600/kevin-durant-harden-shouting-nba-funny-photos.jpg


One on each of KD's hands, another one in his mouth and one dripping over Harden.

Put some big dude behind Durant too, to exploit Kevin's frowning.

[Brazil]

http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg (http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg)

[Brazil]

http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/James-Harden-Snoop.jpg (http://www.terezowens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/James-Harden-Snoop.jpg)

[Brazil]

http://vlsportysexycool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/James-Harden-300x224.jpg (http://vlsportysexycool.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/James-Harden.jpg)

[TDomination]

http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg (http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg)

:rollin

[Brazil]

pretty gay tbh fwiw

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhiwfnp7uF1qdi785o1_500.jpg (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhiwfnp7uF1qdi785o1_1280.jpg)

[Libri]

Some materials for the serial photoshoper..


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qbn66IosEyY/Tirdw8UpWQI/AAAAAAAABZM/VYw48PwRt3w/s1600/kevin-durant-harden-shouting-nba-funny-photos.jpg


Harden reminds of Homer

http://www.macobserver.com/imgs/MGG_Jim/TMOW/20120428_Jason/20120425_tmow_jason_homer.jpg

[Brazil]

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/urkel-Russell-Westbrook.jpg (http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/05/caption-the-photo-russell-westbooks-gone-fishing-shirt-and-urkel-red-glasses/urkel-russell-westbrook/)

[Brazil]

shouldn't be a page 2 thread

[Quiet Strength]

http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae300/Quiet-Strength/RU.jpg

[manufan10]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/19685974.jpg

[manufan10]

http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg (http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/play_harden1.jpg)

:lmao

[manufan10]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yAyPceHS5vw/TirdwPsyrNI/AAAAAAAABZE/yPPcHMP86q8/s1600/kevin-durant-full-tattoo-nba-funny-photos.jpg



Does Durant have a Walgreens logo tattooed on him? :lol

[Spur|n|Austin]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/19685974.jpg

:lol

[Brazil]

http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae300/Quiet-Strength/RU.jpg

:lol nicely done

[tesseractive]

http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/aweThundercats.jpg

I'm not much for Photoshop. Anyone want to drop the Thunder player faces onto this?

[KD4MVP]

Does Durant have a Walgreens logo tattooed on him? :lol

Looks like a Washington Nationals tattoo to me.

[manufan10]

Looks like a Washington Nationals tattoo to me.

Technically, we're both correct. :lol

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/washington-nationals-hat-totally-looks-like-walgreens-logo.jpg