Official FakecoachPop tweets thread

[lefty]

I'll start:

@FakeCoachPop: Shootaround a little later than normal today. Staples Center has some kind of ice dancing event before our game.

[acl14320]

I love those tweets this is my favorite


“@FakeCoachPop: For Sale: Paperweight. LIKE NEW! Personalized but can be buffed out. $50 Or Best Offer. http://t.co/YFlpKGFt”

[lefty]

@FakeCoachPop: Thinking about stopping over in Dallas on the way to OKC next week just to piss off Cuban.

[AussieFanKurt]

@fakecoachpop: Duncan, Manu out...Ring sizing RT @jacobburkholder: What should we expect to see on the injury report for the next 3 games?

[AussieFanKurt]

@fakecoachpop: Only 1 circumstance I could envision myself crying over basketball. If I find out Joey Crawford was officiating a Game 7

@fakecoachpop: Stern's Playoffs referees RT @richardjluna: Which team if any do you fear the most?

@fakecoachpop: Yes, the Mavericks RT @dyates09: Do you have any pets?

[Two10Whitey]

@FakeCoachPop: DeJuan Blair once ate a Fire Extinguisher.

[easjer]

"Incredible. Because Grizzlies and Clippers can't decide who sucks the worse, we have to play a back to back this series."

"Yes, I'm aware of the Sports Illustrated article with Tim. It will be addressed. Attention whoring has no place here."

"Worked out an agreement with Del Negro. I give them a game, and he agrees to not make eye contact."

"Like asking which of your kids you love more. RT @Chuck_tastic: If you could only make one cry, would you pick Mark Cuban or Kobe Bryant?"

"It's cute to see the Suns and Jazz play each other. It's like lambs battling for the right to get slaughtered."

"$15 Million a year, and league impunity to tasering during games RT @LeighEllis: What would it take for you to coach the Bobcats?"

"I'd stop tipping him off to drug testing times RT @AP123MD: How would you react if Timmy told RC to fire you?"

"Raw meat and cinnamon. He hates cinnamon RT @FleurDeLeap: How do you control Stephen Jackson?"

"No, seriously tell me more about what you would buy if you won the lottery. It's enthralling." & "If you do win the lottery, I suggest your first purchase be a 6'11" power forward. Mine's been a good investment."

"As if I would pass on the opportunity to sign a guy named Boris"

"I thought about signing Derek Fisher for about 0.4 seconds"

[LoneStarState'sPride]

Gold!

[Libri]

Twitter press conference on now!

https://twitter.com/#!/FakeCoachPop

[Kidd K]

Doo Doo Jump RT @Court_of_APEal5 (https://twitter.com/#!/Court_of_APEal5): How do you plan to slow down Durant?




A ring. He doesn't have one. RT @Robino2001 (https://twitter.com/#!/Robino2001): Gift ideas for a spurs fan to give to Barkley this weekend?


lol.

[hater]

damn those are pretty good

[tediousj]

https://twitter.com/#!/fakecoachpop

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[TwAnKiEs]

Gregory Popovich ‏@FakeCoachPop
Have you seen my face? RT @gruelingslate: Ever been to Chernobyl Coach?

:lol

[cheguevara]

Real Men don't cry. So yes....yes he will. RT @BartelsFerreira: Do you think that Westbrook will cry when they lose the series?

A 2am Taco Cabana run RT @Kiolbassa_Ryan: How did you come up with the phrase "I want NASTY?"

Good enough to land them the #4 pick in 2013 RT @ellatino210: What do u think about New Orleans getting #1 Draft Pick?

"Should I retire from reporting" RT @SupDawgATX: What is the one question you WANT Craig Sager to ask you?

Souls RT @inTP_we_trust: Favorite pre game meal?

[DMC]

Coach Pop probably would say "Yeah I've seen them, wish I thought of them first"

[CosmicCowboy]

Gregory Popovich ‏@FakeCoachPop
Rearrange the title, and it's a Kardashian movie RT @kuhhhkevin: Will you be attending the midnight premiere of Men in Black 3?

:lmao

[Kuestmaster]

@FakeCoachPop
Souls RT @inTP_we_trust: Favorite pre game meal?

@FakeCoachPop
He's my human victory cigar RT @kuhhhkevin: Dejuan seems eager to play, how do you feel about letting the beast out of his cage tonight?

@FakeCoachPop
"Should I retire from reporting" RT @SupDawgATX: What is the one question you WANT Craig Sager to ask you?

@FakeCoachPop
The promise of Dejuan's jar of honey RT @cagergarner: How do you keep boris diaw motivated?

@FakeCoachPop
Real Men don't cry. So yes....yes he will. RT @BartelsFerreira: Do you think that Westbrook will cry when they lose the series?

@FakeCoachPop
As if Dejuan can read RT @jleithart: Do you provide motivational reading material for players?

@FakeCoachPop
If by "clutch gene" you mean gonorrhea, I'd say 90% chance RT @russbengtson: Do you think Kevin Garnett has the "clutch gene"?

And a lot more. This fake is priceless

[tesseractive]

A 2am Taco Cabana run RT @Kiolbassa_Ryan: How did you come up with the phrase "I want NASTY?"

:lmao

[lefty]

:lmao

[lefty]

Gregory Popovich ‏@FakeCoachPop (https://twitter.com/#%21/FakeCoachPop) Press conference done. You vaguely amused me today. Go spay a animal.

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Fake random drug tests RT @TheOShow47 (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheOShow47): Favorite joke/prank to play on your team?

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A first name RT @JKevin6 (https://twitter.com/#%21/JKevin6): @FakeCoachPop (https://twitter.com/#%21/FakeCoachPop) What kind of a name is Kawhi?

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Exactly RT @solekck (https://twitter.com/#%21/solekck): Czytanie twitterowej konferencji prasowej @FakeCoachPop (https://twitter.com/#%21/FakeCoachPop) to fascynujące zajęcie na czwartkowy wieczór.

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Words RT @Kiolbassa_Ryan (https://twitter.com/#%21/Kiolbassa_Ryan): What did you say to Tony Parker the other night?

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Souls RT @inTP_we_trust (https://twitter.com/#%21/inTP_we_trust): Favorite pre game meal?

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I'm pretty sure that's lewd, and would get him suspended RT @DocQB (https://twitter.com/#%21/DocQB): Any chance tony parker comes off the bench tonight?

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I like hammers and sickles. RT @isaac_pina116 (https://twitter.com/#%21/isaac_pina116): Why do you hate everything?

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Beirut RT @cagriturhan (https://twitter.com/#%21/cagriturhan): Favorite summer vacation place?

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Bridge on the River Kwai RT @RichardMarini (https://twitter.com/#%21/RichardMarini): OKC's Bricktown Canal or SA's River Walk?

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"Should I retire from reporting" RT @SupDawgATX (https://twitter.com/#%21/SupDawgATX): What is the one question you WANT Craig Sager to ask you?

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El Segundo RT @MikeBoard1200 (https://twitter.com/#%21/MikeBoard1200): Where is your coach of the year trophy on display?

[justinandimcool]

TNT appearance :lol

[lefty]

TNT appearance :lol

Wut? :lol

[k_nguyen93]

^They read tweets aloud. They read the Craig Sager one.

After the game: "I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - Yamamoto 1941

:lmao