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Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 12:06 AM
Will you let him play second banana to Manu?

spursfan1000
05-23-2012, 12:07 AM
He wouldn't. /thread

TimDunkem
05-23-2012, 12:07 AM
Yes.

Fpoonsie
05-23-2012, 12:11 AM
I would rather hold on to Green and Neal. I'm thinking Blair, Bonner, James Anderson, and Cory Joseph [for Dirk].

100%duncan
05-23-2012, 12:11 AM
I would rather hold on to Green and Neal. I'm thinking Blair, Bonner, James Anderson, and Cory Joseph [for Dirk].

:lmao

TimDunkem
05-23-2012, 12:18 AM
I've always liked Dirk; hes a great player, plays clean, and is no dumbass. The only Mav I like, and the complete opposite of "gangsta" Terry and "asswipe" Cuban.

NRHector
05-23-2012, 12:25 AM
we don't need Dirk, the Spurs have enough guards already

slick'81
05-23-2012, 12:31 AM
everyone with a brain knows manu>dirk

Bill_Brasky
05-23-2012, 12:48 AM
I've always liked Dirk; hes a great player, plays clean, and is no dumbass. The only Mav I like, and the complete opposite of "gangsta" Terry and "asswipe" Cuban.

:lmao

DAF86
05-23-2012, 01:14 AM
He's played top dog for a good chunk of his career (he still is top dog material) and you're going to let him play second-fiddle alongside a third-best guy on the Spurs roster? Get real.

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-23-2012, 01:25 AM
I'd have no problem with that in theory. The problem is that if he came to SA he'd have to play 8th banana to Matt Bonner.

ElNono
05-23-2012, 02:22 AM
tbh, don't know if occurred to anyone before, but I think Cuban really fucked up by letting Tyson Chandler go....







IMO

Latarian Milton
05-23-2012, 05:17 AM
pop hates them mavs and will intentionally play ex-mavs in reduced roles, dirk would be the best player on spurs squad if he joins them, he might start next to duncan but would be no bigger then the #3 scoring option, and at the defensive end he would be denigrated as a liability because he is soft.

Twisted_Dawg
05-23-2012, 06:36 AM
After Cuban amnestys Dirk, we can take a lot at him. Michael Finley redeux.

Vash StampedE
05-23-2012, 06:39 AM
Don't need.
Spurs need a "big" big.

DMC
05-23-2012, 07:50 AM
Dirk would come off the bench behind Splitter.

coyotes_geek
05-23-2012, 08:01 AM
He'd be good Bonner insurance.

The_Worlds_finest
05-23-2012, 08:16 AM
Dirk is locked with a 42m over next 2 year deal...ask again at the end of the 2014 season.

MattBonnerExperience
05-23-2012, 09:04 AM
Shouldn't you be worrying about your team venti?

Leetonidas
05-23-2012, 10:07 AM
Dirk is a tosb

TimDunkem
05-23-2012, 10:21 AM
:lmao
:lol

Mel_13
05-23-2012, 10:42 AM
As a backup to Diaw, he would represent an upgrade over Bonner.

Stalin
05-23-2012, 10:45 AM
pretty sure spurs have filled their TOSB quota, tbh

Dr Cox
05-23-2012, 10:54 AM
Come on guys.

Start him at the 4. Diaw off the bench.

Would be sick!

stretch
05-23-2012, 10:56 AM
Since this tool wants to get personal without bringing any basketball takes or knowledge:

http://sexuality.about.com/od/malese...micropenis.htm

thread he posted about me = fail.

Obviously, the insecure "stretch" who makes a post without bringing a single basketball fact or reference got his moniker by a homely type of girl friend (or more likely a blind date set up by an emphatic friend) and was so named due to his lack of manhood:

1) as hormone therapy has not helped him and he is afraid to try some plastic surgery which would only at best bring him up to "minimal standards".


2) so then he spends his pathetic waking hours trying to stretch his "manhood"


Moreover, 16000 + takes and not a single memorable one that actually made a salient point on basketball? What a "stretch" he or whatever quasi genderish person this is knows anything about anything?

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

Paranoid Pop
05-23-2012, 11:15 AM
Manu + Sjax the tosbs for Dirk this summer.

TP
Kawhi
Slim Diaw (gets in shape this summer)
Dirk
Duncan

Phenomanul
05-23-2012, 11:22 AM
Well if the hypothetical were possible... Dirk wouldn't play second banana to Manu... likely that they would both be subs though... :lol

There is this nugget... Dirk is obviously a "top dog" like DAF86 mentioned... and Manu.... well... the guy just wins... [Disclaimer: when healthy]

Here are their Career Winning Percentages:
http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh638/Phenomanul/RSwinper3b.jpg

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh638/Phenomanul/POwinper3.jpg

mavs>spurs
05-23-2012, 12:24 PM
because team wins are an excellent measure of individual success :lol

faggot

benefactor
05-23-2012, 12:40 PM
Origin of the second banana speak...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132821

Tons of next level homer takes in that thread.

OZWIN
05-23-2012, 12:48 PM
Don't see Dirk ever leaving Dallas...let alone Cuban getting rid of him. We should have some major pickups this off season since we let go of Chandler to clear cap space...but getting rid of Dirk won't happen.

Nice thought though.

Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 12:52 PM
Origin of the second banana speak...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=132821

Tons of next level homer takes in that thread.

Do you think det should be bummpd? :lol

Wilford Brimley
05-23-2012, 12:55 PM
Will you let him play second banana to Manu?

You sound just as stupid as those other idiots that think they can get Lebron for a pack of peanuts.
Stick to your lame ass Lakers schtick and stop filling these idiots heads with ideas. Dirk, Dwight, Lebron, etc. aren't coming to SA.

Stupid ass bitch.

benefactor
05-23-2012, 01:05 PM
Do you think det should be bummpd? :lol
Should probably be in the classics tbh. Between the Manu homers and the grey takes that thread is like a primer course on how to be an upstairs poster.

mavs>spurs
05-23-2012, 01:06 PM
You sound just as stupid as those other idiots that think they can get Lebron for a pack of peanuts.
Stick to your lame ass Lakers schtick and stop filling these idiots heads with ideas. Dirk, Dwight, Lebron, etc. aren't coming to SA.

Stupid ass bitch.

mono, going ham

Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 01:07 PM
You sound just as stupid as those other idiots that think they can get Lebron for a pack of peanuts.
Stick to your lame ass Lakers schtick and stop filling these idiots heads with ideas. Dirk, Dwight, Lebron, etc. aren't coming to SA.

Stupid ass bitch.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Dr Cox
05-23-2012, 01:08 PM
Manu + Sjax the tosbs for Dirk this summer.

TP
Kawhi
Slim Diaw (gets in shape this summer)
Dirk
Duncan

I love it! If you re sign green. :) :hat

Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 01:08 PM
Should probably be in the classics tbh. Between the Manu homers and the grey takes that thread is like a primer course on how to be an upstairs poster.

Ah fuck it, I will bump it. :lol

Stalin
05-23-2012, 05:12 PM
LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

Wilford Brimley
05-23-2012, 05:53 PM
LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

Maaaannnn, shut your cocksucker. Who gives a shit that you were an army doc and that you are offering up you Panamanian wife?
Don't nobody have to hide behind a screen name.
Dumb ass lame ass stupid ass bitch.

baseline bum
05-23-2012, 06:15 PM
Spurs don't need another Bonner tbh.

Stalin
05-23-2012, 06:50 PM
Maaaannnn, shut your cocksucker. Who gives a shit that you were an army doc and that you are offering up you Panamanian wife?
Don't nobody have to hide behind a screen name.
Dumb ass lame ass stupid ass bitch.


You seem upset, wonna talk about it?

Wilford Brimley
05-23-2012, 07:13 PM
You seem upset, wonna talk about it?

Yeah, tell me more about this skank of yours. By petite do you mean she has a chest like a 13 year old boy or she's small with a fat ass and tight ol's?

Stalin
05-23-2012, 07:17 PM
Yeah, tell me more about this skank of yours. By petite do you mean she has a chest like a 13 year old boy or she's small with a fat ass and tight ol's?


:lol

ohmwrecker
05-23-2012, 08:07 PM
The Spurs don't need Dirk. They have Manu. He would be a good upgrade from Bonner though.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-23-2012, 08:18 PM
pffff.