How "Stretch" really got his moniker

[Rummpd]

Since this tool wants to get personal without bringing any basketball takes or knowledge:

http://sexuality.about.com/od/malese...micropenis.htm

thread he posted about me = fail.

Obviously, the insecure "stretch" who makes a post without bringing a single basketball fact or reference got his moniker by a homely type of girl friend (or more likely a blind date set up by an emphatic friend) and was so named due to his lack of manhood:

1) as hormone therapy has not helped him and he is afraid to try some plastic surgery which would only at best bring him up to "minimal standards".


2) so then he spends his pathetic waking hours trying to stretch his "manhood"


Moreover, 16000 + takes and not a single memorable one that actually made a salient point on basketball? What a "stretch" he or whatever quasi genderish person this is knows anything about anything?

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

:ihit

[LkrFan]

Physicians are highly intelligent and don't make threads like this tbh. Or do you only imitate one on the internets? :downspin:

[Trainwreck2100]

this won't end well

[Woo Bum-kon]

Kill yourself.

[Rummpd]

Kill yourself.

LOL Rocket fan. Got to admire your dedication to that franchise though!

Simply not a relevant franchise since the Dream despite getting Yao Ming and the hyped at the time) McGrady, gettting a gift of Scola from the Spurs, changing players and changing coaches - one constant for the Rockets always underperforming! Maybe one day the Rockets will be relevant again at least the Mavs have been in the last decade or so!

[mavs>spurs]

:lmao doctor

:lmao profession for people who are too stupid to be engineers and like fondling balls

[Ace]

:lol rummpd
:lol old
:lol fat
:lol nobody takes him serious
:lol shitty takes

[Goran Dragic]

The good doctor with the bads imo

[Blake]

Position: Rugged Forward Team: San Antonio Spurs

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This thread is a winner, imo.

1-2, imo

[Axe Murderer]

oh goodness

[Goran Dragic]

This thread is a winner, imo.

1-2, imo
:lmao

[Goran Dragic]

Hey Axe Murderer, there's a thread in the NFL forum requiring your attention imo

[Rummpd]

:lol rummpd
:lol old
:lol fat
:lol nobody takes him serious
:lol shitty takes

don't get me started how a guy gives himself a lame moniker name like "ace" - unless he is a fighter pilot, a neurosurgeon, a crack detective, a world class poker star, or special forces that is a little over the top! That is like the former N. Korean dictator claiming he shot 40 on a golf course with so many "aces"!

Honestly, bring basketball takes or if your gutsy enough bring it upstairs and debate or discuss the Spurs!

[Rummpd]

Physicians are highly intelligent and don't make threads like this tbh. Or do you only imitate one on the internets? :downspin:

Only responding to a mega-lame thread by another poster!

FYI: Licensed and board-certified in real life (and have been a paid sportswriter and sportsmedicle expert in the past as Kori knows and in fact is right now linked to me on a career related web site - admire her and her husband highly and their great work with this site) my LAL friend who probably has way too much time on his hands after the LAL's mega fail in round two, and again BRING basketball takes.

You actually do rather well on the basketball IQ scale IMO; despite the clownish picture you actually come accross as pretty knowledgeable and true fan to your LAL club!

Ok back to work now, all you basement dwellers and unemployed trolls (you know who you are can stay on line)

[djohn2oo8]

Licensed and board-certified in real life (and have been a paid sportswriter and sportsmedice expert in the past as Kori knows and in fact is right now linked to me on a career related web site - admire her and her husband highly and their great work with this site) my LAL friend who probably has way too much time on his hands after the LAL's mega fail in round two, and again BRING basketball takes.

You actually do rather well on the basketball IQ scale IMO; despite the clownish picture you actually come accross as pretty knowledgeable and true fan to your LAL club!
What kinda doctor are you, scrub?

[Rummpd]

What kinda doctor are you, scrub?

Public health/medical management these days but also a pediatrician. Back to the day job!

[Leetonidas]

:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

Yet you have time to make internet threadz. Business must be booming. :lol

[mavs>spurs]

Who'd you fuck up in order to get out and go into management? :lol

[Trill Clinton]

doc, can you do your boy a solid and hook me up with a job? I haven't worked more than 8 hours in the last 6 years and I think I'm ready to get back into the workforce.

not a piece of shit hourly wage job either, I got mouths to feed. I need at least 80k per year. yes I'm qualified.

[Mel_13]

Two thoughts:

1. Why do so many of the OP's posts contain a employment history and a physical description of his wife?

2. Shouldn't a medical doctor be able to produce posts superior in quality to those of a prison guard?

[stretch]

wow

you really took the time to type out this bullshit?

dumbass

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Ace]

Two thoughts:

1. Why do so many of the OP's posts contain a employment history and a physical description of his wife?

2. Shouldn't a medical doctor be able to produce posts superior in quality to those of a prison guard?

:rollin

[Will Hunting]

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama

From Panama eh?

I bet when the "doctor" is away she comes out to play. I'd love to pound that balloon knot til it's as wide as the Commonwealth.

Lemme ask ya doc? Is she into wicked hahd rape porn like I am?

[stretch]

i wonder if he is still butthurt over his failed performance on The Mono Show where he outed himself as a fucking moron

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/03/30/the-mono-show-episode-1-the-phantom-menace 10:20 mark

[MavDynasty]

:lmao

[Rummpd]

Hell prison guards probably do a lot better than most of you in this economy - business will continue to boom in that sector as it is in the health care economy!

2. Shouldn't a medical doctor be able to produce posts superior in quality to those of a prison guard?[/QUOTE]


Hell "prison guards* probably do a lot better than most of you in this economy, and for those of you lacking in job skills or education - business will continue to boom in that sector (think of the criminals made in one night alone in OKC after those over zealous fans started shooting it up after the Thunder with the help of the zebras and some choking by LAL went onto the finals).

Moreover, for those not ready for a job "working" behind barsin the health care economy there are surely plenty of jobs these days emptying bed pans and the like for those of you who could not qualify or get through LPN, X ray school or the like and who knows maybe one or two of you out there may even be able to apply for medical school or a similar profession, but I am not holding my breath that many will make it through that demanding application or professional gauntlet.

[Holger Geschwindner]

Das Problem mit Rummpd ist nicht in seinem Beruf, sondern vielmehr in seiner Technik. Er ist nicht über seine Fähigkeiten so effizient wie möglich, und aus diesem Grund gibt es eine ziemlich große Lücke in der Wahrnehmung versus Realität. Obwohl er denkt, seine Beiträge sind "pwning" und machen ihn zu einem Gott unter den grau-Name, die in Wirklichkeit seine mangelnde effiziente Technik im Posting wird ihn bloßzustellen als Grade A "Schwuchtel". Ich schlage vor, er in die Turnhalle zu erhalten und mit mir das Training sofort beginnen, wenn er will immer zu verbessern.

[mavs>spurs]

Hey dummpd you wanna meet up and square off or wha

What u tryna do?

[benefactor]

2. Shouldn't a medical doctor be able to produce posts superior in quality to those of a prison guard?
You'd be surprised how socially awkward some of them are and how limited their communication skills are outside of the medical field. I've met some brilliant physicians that sounded like they had brain damage once you started talking about something beyond medicine.

[ALVAREZ6]

You'd be surprised how socially awkward some of them are and how limited their communication skills are outside of the medical field. I've met some brilliant physicians that sounded like they had brain damage once you started talking about something beyond medicine.

:tu

[mavs>spurs]

is that why tacker is now an aspiring doctor in mexico? :lmao

[Rummpd]

Hey dummpd you wanna meet up and square off or wha

What u tryna do?

I am sorry gangsta is not my primary language but mad respect also for most Mavs fans (especially since TX can take back to back titles this year and potentially take out the Heat again!)


Who you got if the Spurs face the Heat?

[Axe Murderer]

I have no idea if Rummpd really is a physician, nor do I care, but anybody that goes through med school and becomes a legit doctor gets respect from me. The work required is no joke.

[Axe Murderer]

You'd be surprised how socially awkward some of them are and how limited their communication skills are outside of the medical field. I've met some brilliant physicians that sounded like they had brain damage once you started talking about something beyond medicine.

tbh same thing with a lot of math/science teachers. You could mistake a lot of my Physics professors with Einstein himself, but if I were to ever talk about basketball they would be out of their league even though it's much easier to comprehend

[Goran Dragic]

I'm gettin' a last minute internship in biotechnology this summer.

Hope the doctors I work with aren't as retarded as rummpd :lmao

[Axe Murderer]

:lol

[resistanze]

I have no idea if Rummpd really is a physician, nor do I care, but anybody that goes through med school and becomes a legit doctor gets respect from me. The work required is no joke.

I have a couple friends who will make great doctors (even doing her PhD at the same time). But I know many scros so deseprate to become a doctor they end up going to med school in the Caribbean :lol. Some people even go to grad school first so they could re-apply to med school in a smaller pool.

[Axe Murderer]

I have a couple friends who will make great doctors (even doing her PhD at the same time). But I know many scros so deseprate to become a doctor they end up going to med school in the Caribbean :lol. Some people even go to grad school first so they could re-apply to med school in a smaller pool.

:lol yeah I've heard of dumbasses that have to resort to going to med school in Mexico because nobody in the US wants them

[The Reckoning]

Public health/medical management these days but also a pediatrician. Back to the day job!

[mavs>spurs]

^there are better ways to strike up a conversation and casually ask if he's also gay, bro

[Jt.ONE]

i wonder if he is still butthurt over his failed performance on The Mono Show where he outed himself as a fucking moron

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/03/30/the-mono-show-episode-1-the-phantom-menace 10:20 mark

:lmao:lmao

[MavDynasty]

:lol yeah I've heard of dumbasses that have to resort to going to med school in Mexico because nobody in the US wants them

lolololololol

[resistanze]

:lol yeah I've heard of dumbasses that have to resort to going to med school in Mexico because nobody in the US wants them


:lol Even better, I took a one-year co-op program after I finished grad school and I was in the class with a guy who said he was a doctor. Now naturally I was asking myself why was a doctor attending a college co-op program. I later saw his resume and he got his MD off some island off Fiji :lmao

The Med school got closed down 2 years ago, lost accreditation :lmao

[Goran Dragic]

I have a couple friends who will make great doctors (even doing her PhD at the same time). But I know many scros so deseprate to become a doctor they end up going to med school in the Caribbean :lol. Some people even go to grad school first so they could re-apply to med school in a smaller pool.
rofl sounds like the pre-med people I know who scoff business majors and then after they realize they aren't getting into any respectable med school start applying to the same law schools business majors are applying to :lmao

[Axe Murderer]

major smack is lame

unless you're not getting a degree in anything science or business related.

[resistanze]

rofl sounds like the pre-med people I know who scoff business majors and then after they realize they aren't getting into any respectable med school start applying to the same law schools business majors are applying to :lmao

:lol TBH, this happens a lot. The sad part if you ask them how many med schools they applied to, you have to multiply their answer X5 to get the truth. One guy I know was trying to get into med school since undergrad, never said a word about it. 4 years later his facebook status changes "I got in!!!"

[jag]

doctor be able to produce posts superior in quality to those of a prison guard?

Your family doctor was undoubtedly a hard worker in his early years (got through medical school), but he's probably not blowing the doors off any IQ tests. The smartest doctors go into surgery or a specialized field of medicine, where the money is.

I'm sure Rummpd is a decent guy, but I wouldn't trust that retarded sob to provide anything resembling a proper medical diagnosis.

[Goran Dragic]

the time major smack is really fun is political sciences. I've never seen a major with so many people who think their major will lead to a bevy of job opportunities when their major is really worth jack shit. Other worthless majors, like com majors, know their major is worth shit for the most part.

Just one example being my friend who tried telling me about the 5 week course he could take to get his CPA once he's done with school.

[Venti Quattro]

Political sciences won't even guarantee you of winning an argument in the Political Forum. :lol

[Axe Murderer]

same deal with History majors

:madrun but goddamnit if you need someone to tell you when the war of 1812 started, turn to those guys :madrun

[mavs>spurs]

the time major smack is really fun is political sciences. I've never seen a major with so many people who think their major will lead to a bevy of job opportunities when their major is really worth jack shit. Other worthless majors, like com majors, know their major is worth shit for the most part.

Just one example being my friend who tried telling me about the 5 week course he could take to get his CPA once he's done with school.

CPA in 5 weeks :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

i might sign up for the law or doctor course that's 12 weeks imho

[mavs>spurs]

same deal with History majors

:madrun but goddamnit if you need someone to tell you when the war of 1812 started, turn to those guys :madrun

:lol having your job negated by google

[Blake]

:lol having your job negated by google

:lol and then getting your shit pushed in by smart phones

[jag]

:lmao profession for people who are too stupid to be engineers and like fondling balls

Children's balls*

[Axe Murderer]

:lol having your job negated by google

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[MavDynasty]

:lol having your job negated by google

:lmao

[Fpoonsie]

oh goodness

:lol

A while back, there was this thread, I believe upstairs, w/ some GNSF goin ridiculously GNSF, and stretch just responded w/ an "oh my." I remember losing my shit.

Anybody remember that?

[The Reckoning]

imo major smack is lame if what the person is doing what they want to do and 1. they are going into the field that they studied for or 2. if the degree is leverage into another field of their choice

[Rummpd]

My personal sad life story was a female athlete and friend who was an anthropology/women's study/foreign languages major (changed every six months and finally got a degree in "sports management") from one of the "lower rated" DC area colleges.

She actually believed that based on a sports and quasi anthropology background she could find easily job as an Indiana Jones type doing exciting missions for the government.

She started applying widely to senior GS and SES level {high governmental job level}with various agencies with acronyms for names.

She got one interview. They asked her was willing to go back and do the 2-3 years of school raise her 2.5 GPA enough and get some real job skills. Now she is a shift manager in a bar resturant and looking for the "next big opportunity" but sadly won't go back to school to chase her true dreams.

So enough of that will anyone beat the Spurs? Not! :flag::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2: + soon to be a :lobt:

[MavDynasty]

You sounded like a faggot if that was you^

"ummm...ummmm...ummm...doesn't compute"

[Rummpd]

You sounded like a faggot if that was you^

"ummm...ummmm...ummm...doesn't compute"

You obviously got issues and cannot get beyond 4 or 6 letter words or name calling. Honestly, it is not worth the intellectual capital*, energy or time to further argue with the lowest common denominator on any subject.

* could substitute any of a hundred words and probably confuse you so out and see you upstairs when the Spurs win the title.

[Goran Dragic]

imo major smack is lame if what the person is doing what they want to do and 1. they are going into the field that they studied for or 2. if the degree is leverage into another field of their choice
What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?

[mavs>spurs]

What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?

post in the ST political forum from their parents basements.

[Fpoonsie]

What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?

Teach it in HS?

[Blake]

What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?

Hang out with the other Bachelor in Fine Arts winners

[Venti Quattro]

What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?

Brag about it but find no job opportunities in it.

[MavDynasty]

You obviously got issues and cannot get beyond 4 or 6 letter words or name calling. Honestly, it is not worth the intellectual capital*, energy or time to further argue with the lowest common denominator on any subject.

* could substitute any of a hundred words and probably confuse you so out and see you upstairs when the Spurs win the title.

:lol socially awkward
:lol talking about your petite wife that no one gives a fuck about
:lol "ummmmm...ummmm...ummm...doesn't compute"

[mavs>spurs]

"petite" is such a faggy word

i like women with curves, DD's and a round ass

:lol "petite"

[MavDynasty]

Yeah petite means they are bone thin, no ass and no tits

[mavs>spurs]

the good doctor, gettin the feed on the block, spinning baseline, tripping over his own cankles, falling flat on his face, gets up and finds out his shorts are ripped in half bads par per etc

:lmao

[Ace]

the good doctor, gettin the feed on the block, spinning baseline, tripping over his own cankles, falling flat on his face, gets up and finds out his shorts are ripped in half bads par per etc

:lol

[Stalin]

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

[Rummpd]

"petite" is such a faggy word

i like women with curves, DD's and a round ass

:lol "petite"

To each his own to me that means fat or at least overly voluptous.

Either way it is probably the only ones in which you have a chance of scoring on a rare night when "even the fat lady signs", but again to each his own!

LOL:

This is probably your favorite song:

Fat Bottomed Girls LyricsPerformed by Queen
Review The Song (46) Send "Fat Bottomed Girls" Ringtone to your Cell
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!

(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Fat-Bottomed-Girls-lyrics-Queen/01FECDA021BB25A84825689400039B68 :lmao:flag:

[MavDynasty]

So if she isn't skin and bones, has some tits and ass it means she is fat? Ok. :lmao :lmao

[mavs>spurs]

voluptuous is good, i've never fucked a fat chick before though. sofia vergara body type is what i was going far, anything within a standard deviation or two of that is fine by me.

[Rummpd]

It is been fun children the pediatrician has to say good nite! Lets watch some NBA basketball and chill.

[MavDynasty]

Yeah, you're probably socially awkward in person.

[mavs>spurs]

:lol especially when he's checkin your balls for a living

[Stalin]

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

[dirk4mvp]

cool thread

[Goran Dragic]

Sup Dirk

[ohmwrecker]

:lol especially when he's checkin your balls for a living

Hernias are no laughing matter.

[InK]

You sounded like a faggot if that was you^

"ummm...ummmm...ummm...doesn't compute"

Its not him, its one of the many people who thinks the guy is a retard. Noone is that dumb and can dial a phone.

[InK]

Honestly, it is not worth the intellectual capital ...

That only makes sense if your took Trill Clinton up on his 80k a year offer and is now under your employ doing the intellectual heavy lifting for you. And yes, in that case it most likely not worth it...

[Blake]

cool thread


Sup Dirk

hey, whats up guys! have you gone to our new Mavs forum yet, ever since the FWST one got fucked up? go here.

http://mavscentral.com/smf/index.php

most of the people from the old board are there, plus some new people.

good to hear from you guys!

[Goran Dragic]

Looks pretty cool.


I'll have to check it out.

[Axe Murderer]

Do you guys think Rummpd has heard my favorite Tommy Nunez story yet?

[Goran Dragic]

No Axe, I don't think he has.


Better share it.

[The Reckoning]

rummpd with the troll job.

damn you guys run in like he chummed the water with dirk's jizz.

[The Reckoning]

What exactly do political science majors do other than graduate school?


a poly-sci friend of mine moved to dc to work for FEMA, but then again UT Austin isnt a terrible school so i guess that matters.

lol liberal arts majors at shitty schools.

[Goran Dragic]

a poly-sci friend of mine moved to dc to work for FEMA, but then again UT Austin isnt a terrible school so i guess that matters.

lol liberal arts majors at shitty schools.
:lmao working for FEMA

Yeah, working with katrina refugees knowing most of them are filthy looters expecting free handouts sounds like so much fun!

[mavs>spurs]

a poly-sci friend of mine moved to dc to work for FEMA, but then again UT Austin isnt a terrible school so i guess that matters.

lol liberal arts majors at shitty schools.

:lmao FEMA

talk about working for the most corrupt organization in existence. Ask him about the FEMA camps and the 4 FEMA regions that we are divided into. Your friend is an asshole like you.

[The Reckoning]

i answered a question dah dont hate on it.

[Goran Dragic]

Well in that case sorry. I got the sense that you were implying he got highly sought after position with FEMA. My bad if that's not what you were saying.

[mavs>spurs]

ok pah

[The Reckoning]

naw scrah its a job that doesnt entail sucking cock or serving drinks, which is better than some liberal arts majors

[mavs>spurs]

alright fah we heard u the fahrst time imo

[mavs>spurs]

isn't urban planning considered liberal arts?

[The Reckoning]

yes, but architecture and school of public affairs as well.

its a bastard degree plan.

[mavs>spurs]

u gonna plan some urban developments brah

[The Reckoning]

hell yah got a job in australia and moving there this summer. hopefully there will be some fine bitches there.

[mavs>spurs]

Lucky bastard

[Will Hunting]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!

[Goran Dragic]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!
:lmao

[Ace]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!

:rollin

[Boston Pancake]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!

You did the Commonwealth proud my friend. I'm on deck tonight, I plan on pounding her balloon knot wicked hahd. Her asshole is gonna take more balls than Youkilis!

[Goran Dragic]

You did the Commonwealth proud my friend. I'm on deck tonight, I planning on pounding her balloon knot wicked hahd. Her asshole is gonna take more balls than Youkilis!
:rollin

[Woo Bum-kon]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!
:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

Her asshole is gonna take more balls than Youkilis!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

You did the Commonwealth proud my friend. I'm on deck tonight, I plan on pounding her balloon knot wicked hahd. Her asshole is gonna take more balls than Youkilis!
:lmao BP up 30 in the 4th, shooting nothing but threes and draining them.

[benefactor]

You did the Commonwealth proud my friend. I'm on deck tonight, I plan on pounding her balloon knot wicked hahd. Her asshole is gonna take more balls than Youkilis!
:rollin

[benefactor]

Will and BP with the dominant closing pitcher goods.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Will Hunting and Boston Pancake, closing games like Russell and Hondo

[Rummpd]

LOL too many of you have way too much time on your hands, must be fun living in the basement instead of the penthouse and dreaming of stuff you will never have a chance at unless you work a hell of lot harder and bring it stronger to life. I am sure a few out there are exceptions who not only know something about basketball but have pretty good lives with at least pretty good significant others and are probably the type of people any of us would actually care to share a beer with or attend a game with, but the rest of you need to move on.

A simple thread goes 5 pages, it is like to use Glenn Beck (a man I do not agree with politically) astute point argueing with idiots is impossible so I will leave it at that. Time to return upstairs where the fans of real team that will live and root the Spurs on to the the championship (in all probablity as there are no locks but they are the best team standing by far)/

For those intelligent or savy to enough to bring basketball related takes bring it on in that purview!

[mavs>spurs]

Time to return upstairs

Yeah it's probably best that you cut your losses and do that at this point

[MavDynasty]

LOL too many of you have way too much time on your hands, must be fun living in the basement instead of the penthouse and dreaming of stuff you will never have a chance at unless you work a hell of lot harder and bring it stronger to life. I am sure a few out there are exceptions who not only know something about basketball but have pretty good lives with at least pretty good significant others and are probably the type of people any of us would actually care to share a beer with or attend a game with, but the rest of you need to move on.

A simple thread goes 5 pages, it is like to use Glenn Beck (a man I do not agree with politically) astute point argueing with idiots is impossible so I will leave it at that. Time to return upstairs where the fans of real team that will live and root the Spurs on to the the championship (in all probablity as there are no locks but they are the best team standing by far)/

For those intelligent or savy to enough to bring basketball related takes bring it on in that purview!

Lol fucking a twig with no curves

[Ace]

Tbh, rummph's wife definitely cheats on him...

[stretch]

so a simple thread asking why rummpd is a faggot, turned into this?

neat

[mavs>spurs]

^good game the other day bro, you were killin it

[stretch]

oh yeah

[mavs>spurs]

real talk bro, why didn't you hoop with bump tim and i?

[Stalin]

LOL too many of you have way too much time on your hands, must be fun living in the basement instead of the penthouse and dreaming of stuff you will never have a chance at unless you work a hell of lot harder and bring it stronger to life. I am sure a few out there are exceptions who not only know something about basketball but have pretty good lives with at least pretty good significant others and are probably the type of people any of us would actually care to share a beer with or attend a game with, but the rest of you need to move on.

A simple thread goes 5 pages, it is like to use Glenn Beck (a man I do not agree with politically) astute point argueing with idiots is impossible so I will leave it at that. Time to return upstairs where the fans of real team that will live and root the Spurs on to the the championship (in all probablity as there are no locks but they are the best team standing by far)/

For those intelligent or savy to enough to bring basketball related takes bring it on in that purview!

LOL my beautiful and still petite wife is from Panama and if she did not kick your ass out of sympathy for your lack of masculinity, bring it on, former boxer here and Army doc here with training in the martial arts and while I am middle aged and "heading for the senior tour" in life; would still undoubtedly kick your hiding between a screen name *&^ anytime.

[stretch]

whos tim? and when did you play?

[mavs>spurs]

monday at utd..we won every game

[Venti Quattro]

The NBA got the series it wanted and the outcome it wanted even if it finally could not pull a rabbit out and skew it to 7 games or some shit like that.

Re this "artificially induced" finals, I am sure a lot watched and some even cared, that the Heat destroyed the Thunder.

Meanwhile, in all honestly, by far the two best and complete teams (the Bulls and Spurs) were home due to injuries or spurrious officiating at key moments and count the fans of the Celtics, Lakers and Mavs as also rightfully pissed off that their teams simply count not stand in the way of a dream match to end a shortened season. It iwll be peculiar for sure, that for some reason this season unlike the 99 season will not have an * attached to it; but one should be and doubled down as **2012 champs, for in reality the Heat are still a beatable team with no depth and poor skill at at least two positions, but whom somehow got the games called the way they needed for their superstars and of course "redeemed themselves" after last years seemingly equally scripted defeat where the NBA Gods placated Cuban finally.

Therefore, to get in step with what the Commish and the NBA Gods want many of you will coronate the King and revive his countdown to 7. You will surely pray and hope that Howard gets what the hell he really wants. You even will hope D. Williams goes to the Lakers or some such crap as that.
A few of you wil surely also hope that things will work out well for the Lottery lucky (or enhanced) Hornets who went from being owned by the NBA to a tax write off for a car salesman.

However, count me out of really caring for the NBA so much anymore.

For as my 14 y/o said, Dad if they are not going to even give them a chance with the calls why the hell should we watch or even care anymore? One should not and I cannot - so out for at least a long, long time.

[LkrFan]

Well fucksticks, I just got done plowing Mrs. Rummpd's balloon knot and lemme tell ya, that thing was wider than the fahkin Massachussetts Turnpike. That thing was so big, you could fit all of the mighty Boston Celtics championship trophies in there and still have room for Larry fucking Legend's MVPs.

The bitch then fell asleep before round 2 so I gave her a mighty Boston Pancake with a little icing on her chest. After I was done, I made sure to leave her a wicked New England Steamer between the sheets. It was Wicked Pissah!!!

How did I miss this shit? :rollin :lmao :rollin

[scanry]

Has Kori banned W Hunting? His post are not even visible. :wow

Banning for content (unlike Newcastlekeg) will probably be a first for Spurstalk.

[benefactor]

There has been a Rummpd sighting upstairs. Figured this would be an appropriate bump. Good times.:lol

[Monostradamus]

:cry Will Hunting and Boston Pancake :cry dominant troll duo imho

[Thread]

^That Hunting fellow was a real pain in the ass. Wherever he went I wish he'd stay there.

[sook]

Better...late than never? :lol

I hope OP was trolling or high.


:lmao doctor

:lmao profession for people who are too stupid to be engineers and like fondling balls

Completely false, you don't have to goto grad school to become an engineer. Getting into a U.S medical school is insanely competitive, a third of my classmates are engineers ranging from Chem, EE, to Nuclear. The ones that do major in engineering are smarter than the ones that major in something easy for the GPA boost though.


You'd be surprised how socially awkward some of them are and how limited their communication skills are outside of the medical field. I've met some brilliant physicians that sounded like they had brain damage once you started talking about something beyond medicine.
Yes, this is true, but for them to emerge as socially awkward idiots they have to have ridiculous stats (40+ MCAT) to get in, thats what the interviews are mainly for. To prune the drones that aren't capable of conversing normally. I know someone that scored a 41 on his MCAT and still didn't get in anywhere because the dude just couldn't talk.

I have a couple friends who will make great doctors (even doing her PhD at the same time). But I know many scros so deseprate to become a doctor they end up going to med school in the Caribbean :lol. Some people even go to grad school first so they could re-apply to med school in a smaller pool.
I have told everyone that has asked me about the carribean route that it is the biggest scam ever. You goto either a US or Canadian medical school. Residency spots are being curbed to the point that 99% of them are going to be given to U.S grads (in the 70s and 80s it used to be 60-70%). If you graduate outside of the U.S, you better be one smart mofo and have a USMLE Step-1 score >260 to guarantee yourself a spot. If you don't get a residency position, you won't be able to practice medicine. I know someone that went to the Carribean and has been trying to get a residency spot for 5 yrs now, I feel bad for him, but he could have re-applied several times or done something post-bac and gotten into a D.O school perhaps.


:lol TBH, this happens a lot. The sad part if you ask them how many med schools they applied to, you have to multiply their answer X5 to get the truth. One guy I know was trying to get into med school since undergrad, never said a word about it. 4 years later his facebook status changes "I got in!!!"
I actually have a lot of respect for people that have had to apply multiple times. Its a crapshoot and qualified individuals are still snubbed. I had a friend that majored in Biomedical Engineering from UT with a 3.8 and had to apply twice to get in.


Your family doctor was undoubtedly a hard worker in his early years (got through medical school), but he's probably not blowing the doors off any IQ tests. The smartest doctors go into surgery or a specialized field of medicine, where the money is.

I'm sure Rummpd is a decent guy, but I wouldn't trust that retarded sob to provide anything resembling a proper medical diagnosis.

Yea its true that Family Medicine (the residency position--not "Family Practice") is the easiest to get into. I don't know why people are under the misconception that surgery is hard to get into though. General Surgery is pretty simple, most people don't want to do it because it requires a lot more work without the same compensation. There is also a lot of litigation involved. Orthopedics, Plastics, and Vascular are surgical fields that do pay alot but are also super competitive, but doing internal med ---> fellowship (G.I/Cardio) can make you almost as much money with way less work. Medicine > Surgery in the long run IMO. Money shouldn't be the biggest motivator in going to a field though, if you love pedicatrics, go into that as opposed to Plastics even though one pays more than the other.

[benefactor]

Thought about this thread today. Good times tbh:lol

[Blake]

I read the op again and I'm still not understanding how stretch really got his moniker