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djohn2oo8
05-23-2012, 07:02 PM
My man @Chris_Broussard, on ESPN's NBA Countdown, just reported Shaq could meet next week w/Magic to talk about GM job. Yes, that @SHAQ

Via marc stein twitter

-21-
05-23-2012, 07:04 PM
lolwut?

lefty
05-23-2012, 07:04 PM
:lmao

Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 07:05 PM
So...that means Dwight is gone? We know Shaq hates Dwight.

also, :lmao :lmao :lmao Orlando

VBM
05-23-2012, 07:05 PM
Please let this happen. Kenny and Charles were just fine without that chump in the studio with them.

Reck
05-23-2012, 07:06 PM
:lmao

This is gonna be good..

djohn2oo8
05-23-2012, 07:09 PM
If it happens, Dwight gonna be traded for a year's supply of cream filled donuts.

lefty
05-23-2012, 07:10 PM
The Big General Shaq

The Reckoning
05-23-2012, 07:19 PM
well he is dr. shaq now.

dude went and done his phd

lefty
05-23-2012, 07:21 PM
Denis Scott as Head Coach and Penny as a ballboy?

Venti Quattro
05-23-2012, 07:22 PM
Nick Anderson as freethrow shooting coach.

dunkman
05-23-2012, 07:24 PM
Not sure if serious . . .

baseline bum
05-23-2012, 08:04 PM
please let this happen. Kenny and charles were just fine without that chump in the studio with them.

+1

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 08:23 PM
I saw that and thought it was a bad joke or prank. Sux this not on TNT would LOVE to hear them question his credentials. This should give Nets hope for Dwight.

pass1st
05-23-2012, 08:28 PM
Sh:lolq

How the fuck would it look like having him as GM?

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 08:35 PM
Shaq is smart enough he also knows the game. But I question his work ethic at least the type required for a job like GM. Plus Shaq can be small and petty his beef with David and Dwight being prime examples ..

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 08:38 PM
Plus he has 7 or 8 kids with different chicks most business owners won't give a position with that much responsibility to a guy so casual with planting his seeds.

LiamNeeson'shero
05-23-2012, 08:40 PM
this is a joe, right?

rayjayjohnson
05-23-2012, 09:50 PM
Please let this happen. Kenny and Charles were just fine without that chump in the studio with them.

tell me you weren't one of those dicks who were all on shaq's nuts when he first got the job? i hope not.

LobCity
05-23-2012, 10:00 PM
Shaq is smart enough he also knows the game. But I question his work ethic at least the type required for a job like GM. Plus Shaq can be small and petty his beef with David and Dwight being prime examples ..

You've got to be kidding. Shaq is dumb as hell. Watch 2 episodes of TNT, not only does he have a low IQ but he's 100% unprofessional. I'm not saying he could do worse than Otis Smith but I'd literally pick people off this message board before I picked Shaq. And Dwight's leaving no matter who comes to Disney World so then the Magic will have Shaquille Fucking O'Neal as their braintrust. You may as well just break the team up and have a supplemental draft for the 4 players who would make an NBA squad.

VBM
05-23-2012, 10:03 PM
tell me you weren't one of those dicks who were all on shaq's nuts when he first got the job? i hope not.

Nah man. I've always hated anyone who encroached on the Ernie/Kenny/Charles dynamic. Webber/Magic/Shaq/<insert former player here>...no need for anybody

DMC
05-23-2012, 10:22 PM
Shaq's degree is like Elvis' black belt.

I hope he does become the GM of Orlando. Anything to get him off TNT. Tired of him staring into the wrong camera as the others are talking.

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 10:23 PM
You've got to be kidding. Shaq is dumb as hell. Watch 2 episodes of TNT, not only does he have a low IQ but he's 100% unprofessional. I'm not saying he could do worse than Otis Smith but I'd literally pick people off this message board before I picked Shaq. And Dwight's leaving no matter who comes to Disney World so then the Magic will have Shaquille Fucking O'Neal as their braintrust. You may as well just break the team up and have a supplemental draft for the 4 players who would make an NBA squad.

Dont confuse Shaq's mumbling monotone responses as lack of IQ. Shaq I have despised for his lack of work ethic, pettiness etc. But dude is far from dumb. Do i think he will be a shitty GM? Yes. But not because he is not smart enough just because he has not shown to me that he has the type of work ethic or committment to do a job that is so hands on. Also he was childish with his negotiations with Buss.

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 10:24 PM
And yes he sucks on TNT ... Webb wa sthe best out of the guys recently but I think they should stick with 3 ...

vander
05-23-2012, 10:32 PM
bobcats gonna have some competition

mavsfan1000
05-23-2012, 10:33 PM
And yes he sucks on TNT ... Webb wa sthe best out of the guys recently but I think they should stick with 3 ...
Webber fucking sucks. I hate that motherfucker. Tbh I think Shaq is doing a good job. Very entertaining. Couldn't stand him as a player but he is a funny guy.

Bill_Brasky
05-23-2012, 10:34 PM
:lolrl:lolnd:lol

cobbler
05-23-2012, 10:38 PM
Perfect!

Gasol, a statue, and jersey retirement for Dwight.

rayjayjohnson
05-23-2012, 10:41 PM
Nah man. I've always hated anyone who encroached on the Ernie/Kenny/Charles dynamic. Webber/Magic/Shaq/<insert former player here>...no need for anybody

I don't mind C-Webb, and I personally think kenny is a shitstain, but I appear to be in the minority on that one.

Chuck could host it on his own for all I care.

I should qualify this with the fact that NBA on TNT isn't on free-to-air TV in Australia anymore, and I get my ball via league pass which doesn't show it, so I barely saw Shaq this year outside the couple of weeks I was state-side

rayjayjohnson
05-23-2012, 10:43 PM
oh, and I fucking dig Brent Barry.

When the basketball jones did the lockout tour of the US and he rocked up to the San Antonio show and sank beers the whole time talking shit notched him up in my book.

So did this:
tawdmsHSYBY

dbreiden83080
05-23-2012, 10:44 PM
LMAO what???

dbreiden83080
05-23-2012, 10:45 PM
While they are at it they can make Penny Hardaway the assistant to the traveling secretary...

Killakobe81
05-23-2012, 10:54 PM
I don't mind C-Webb, and I personally think kenny is a shitstain, but I appear to be in the minority on that one.

Chuck could host it on his own for all I care.

I should qualify this with the fact that NBA on TNT isn't on free-to-air TV in Australia anymore, and I get my ball via league pass which doesn't show it, so I barely saw Shaq this year outside the couple of weeks I was state-side

By himself Kenny sucks. Watch him on NBATV and he is nothing without the other two. And it drives me batty that his ego about playing is high as it is. Dont get me wrong in HS and College he was one of the best PG in the country no doubt about it. He could dunk and shoot and had decent not great court vision. Cwebb is good with them he sucks doing games as a color guy ...

mavsfan1000
05-23-2012, 10:59 PM
I like Kenny and Chuck. Webber sucks and Shaq is alright.

dbreiden83080
05-23-2012, 11:12 PM
What a winner this would be for the fans.. Shaq the man that was supposed to be the savior and lead them to a championship but instead bailed on them in his prime for LA leading them to 3 championships will be running the team... :lol

rayjayjohnson
05-23-2012, 11:14 PM
Shaq would be an appalling GM. he legitimately thought Melo deserved to be starting the all-star game over bosh. melo finished the season OK, but he was utter dogshit that that point of the season.

VBM
05-23-2012, 11:17 PM
I don't mind C-Webb, and I personally think kenny is a shitstain, but I appear to be in the minority on that one.

Chuck could host it on his own for all I care.

I should qualify this with the fact that NBA on TNT isn't on free-to-air TV in Australia anymore, and I get my ball via league pass which doesn't show it, so I barely saw Shaq this year outside the couple of weeks I was state-side

Chuck makes the show. There's no arguing that. I don't think you're in the minority in ranking Kenny your least favorite of the trio. The thing is, there's no shaking the fact that the show is those 3, and then a 4th wheel. I never bought into Webber or Magic being an equal to those guys. Shaq tries way too hard to get digs in (I'd say 75% of the laughs he gets are charity laughs so he doesn't come off as more awkward than he is).

ElNono
05-23-2012, 11:22 PM
He just likes to live in Florida... might aswell manage a team, tbh.... :lol

Budkin
05-23-2012, 11:39 PM
So...that means Dwight is gone? We know Shaq hates Dwight.

also, :lmao :lmao :lmao Orlando

Actually Broussard was saying on the radio that despite the public feud about the whole Superman thing that they actually get along behind the scenes and bonded over their hatred for SVG. They said this would actually be a move that would keep Dwight around and that Shaq would work with him.

The Reckoning
05-24-2012, 01:10 AM
emmitt smith is a better analyst than shaq

DJ Mbenga
05-24-2012, 02:00 AM
why not just hire donnie fucking walsh? he isnt fat and you can understand every word he says. that doesnt even factor in experience

rayjayjohnson
05-24-2012, 02:19 AM
i cant remember, does shaq still have a hard on for bynum?

makes sense, they're both fat.

Pelicans78
05-24-2012, 11:45 AM
Shaq and Dwight Howard get along fine.

lefty
05-24-2012, 07:23 PM
Shaq said he is not interested

" Orlando is the team that drafted me, it's my home "


GTFO, you bailed out on that shithole in 96 :lmao

Fabbs
05-24-2012, 08:21 PM
sweet photo
who is the chick in your top sig photo and where are more pics?

slick'81
05-24-2012, 08:23 PM
can u digg it!!