I Seem to be having trouble making friends...

[Reck]

You should change your name to Brutal.

[Blake]

I just have to be a fat fuck, right?

You don't have to be. I think you choose to be.

[Avante]

You don't have to be. I think you choose to be.

That's why I lift all those weights, watch the diet and do my cardio. So I can be a porker, right?

[Avante]

You should change your name to Brutal.

I agree. It's a pretty badass name and a perfect fit. I had to stop using it because I was too well known.

[cantthinkofanything]

There once was a troll name of Brutal
whose breath smelled like dead rotten poodle
when talking out loud
from his mouth came a cloud
and everyone asked "hey who tootled?"

[silverblk mystix]

Avante toying with idiots who say condescending shit- but who are actually being schooled on the art of jerking people's chains.

Priceless. :lmao

[Avante]

There once was a troll name of Brutal
whose breath smelled like dead rotten poodle
when talking out loud
from his mouth came a cloud
and everyone asked "hey who tootled?"

"Brutal"

Brutal was bad
cat was cool
knew his shit
was nobody's fool

had it down
bad to the bone
while the know nothings
could just
weep and moan

Brutal knew football
he knew track
could sing them blues
play the slide
harmonica on the rack

the cat was a poet
an artist too
come to think of it
there wasn't nothing
he couldn't do

Brutal got his nut
got his kicks
slapping around midgets
punching out hicks

now he is a legend
a man among boys
often imitated
never duplicated

[cantthinkofanything]

Brutal knew football
Brutal knew track
But he longed for the feel
of another man's crack

He liked to talk music
dem old blues from the south
but he was never content
til a dick found his mouth

[BacktoBasics]

Avante toying with idiots who say condescending shit- but who are actually being schooled on the art of jerking people's chains.

Priceless. :lmao
What's truly priceless is the two of you firmly situated in each others assholes. Rooting around, high five'n each other for embarrassing yourself on a public forum as if its some kind of victory. When if fact no one really likes you and if you both died tomorrow not a single person here would give a shit.

[silverblk mystix]

What's truly priceless is the two of you firmly situated in each others assholes. Rooting around, high five'n each other for embarrassing yourself on a public forum as if its some kind of victory. When if fact no one really likes you and if you both died tomorrow not a single person here would give a shit.

I really appreciate the compliment and I will be glad to make sure Avante and/or SBM both get the compliment.

I knew you'd come around you old douchey gal. Muah!

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Smh

[Avante]

Brutal knew football
Brutal knew track
But he longed for the feel
of another man's crack

He liked to talk music
dem old blues from the south
but he was never content
til a dick found his mouth

Brutal had a little buddy
yes he did
he was a retarded little shit
who kept himself hid

he had no balls
a tiny little dick
got off talking smack
just for the hell
of it

thought he was funny
thought he was cute
then along would come Brutal
and give him the boot

the little shit loved it
put a smile on his face
getting kicked around
he knew his place

Brutal laughed
it was fun
watching this little shit
get totally run

[silverblk mystix]

Smh


:lmao

You should be happy...

I think a lot higher of you now compared to some of these "winners"

:lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Brutal had a little buddy
yes he did
he was a retarded little shit
who kept himself hid

he had no balls
a tiny little dick
got off talking smack
just for the hell
of it

thought he was funny
thought he was cute
then along would come Brutal
and give him the boot

the little shit loved it
put a smile on his face
getting kicked around
he knew his place

Brutal laughed
it was fun
watching this little shit
get totally run

it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm

[silverblk mystix]

it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm


Been paying attention much?

I love art!

[Avante]

it's funny but I would think offensive to sbm

I had a feeling you were too stupid to figure it out, yep!

[cantthinkofanything]

Been paying attention much?

I love art!

you love fart

[Avante]

you love fart

Little man, you suck at this, honest. Stick to...I fucked your mama..and that silly kiddie bullshit, ok?

[cantthinkofanything]

you love fart


Little man, you suck at this, honest. Stick to...I fucked your mama..and that silly kiddie bullshit, ok?

sorry for being so erudite

[Avante]

sorry for being so erudite

Watch this midget...

I fucked your mama!

OBVIOUSLY...

I don't know who she is
where she lives
who you are
can't be posting and fucking at the same time
rape will land you in prison
no doubt your mama is an old lady

See how fucking stupid that is, you don't do you?

[Clipper Nation]

Brutal knew football
Brutal knew track
But he longed for the feel
of another man's crack

He liked to talk music
dem old blues from the south
but he was never content
til a dick found his mouth

:lol

[Avante]

:lol

Clipper Nation


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866782.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

Watch this midget...

I fucked your mama!

OBVIOUSLY...

I don't know who she is
where she lives
who you are
can't be posting and fucking at the same time
rape will land you in prison
no doubt your mama is an old lady

See how fucking stupid that is, you don't do you?

guess I can't win with you...

you: "hey...momma jokes are dumb."
me: "ok...how about a fart joke."
you: "I want you to tell more fuck my mamma jokes."
me: smh

[Avante]

guess I can't win with you...

you: "hey...momma jokes are dumb."
me: "ok...how about a fart joke."
you: "I want you to tell more fuck my mamma jokes."
me: smh

Momma jokes are funny until you reach around 19.

[cantthinkofanything]

Momma jokes are funny until you reach around 19.

this doesn't make sense. any "I fucked your mom" jokes much earlier than 19, implicates your mom in a serious crime

[Avante]

this doesn't make sense. any "I fucked your mom" jokes much earlier than 19, implicates your mom in a serious crime

Read that back to yourself slowly.

[Clipper Nation]

Clipper pNation


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866782.jpg

Nice self portrait bro... :lol

[Avante]

Nice self portrait bro... :lol

That was you, this is me...

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866792.jpg

[Reck]

LOL a badly constructed portrait of Samson. :lol

[Avante]

LOL a badly constructed portrait of Samson. :lol

Samson


http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866795.jpg

[Reck]

They look eerily the same to me.

[Avante]

They look eerily the same to me.

Totally different.

Reading hard to draw using just lines. It's going to take awhile.

[redzero]

That was you, this is me...

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866792.jpg

Do you dye your beard?

[Avante]

Anazing what a haircut and shave can do.

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/18/866800.jpg

[Blake]

That was you, this is me...

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/17/866792.jpg

damn those be some serious fat rolls.

[Blake]

Anazing what a haircut and shave can do.

http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/2012/7/18/866800.jpg

Gay porn star