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InRareForm
05-29-2012, 07:15 PM
http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2012/05/in-other-news-a-man-ripped-out-his-own-intestines-and-threw-them-at-police-in-new-jersey

Spurfect21
05-29-2012, 07:31 PM
I'll be at bass pro shop when the news breaks

Stringer_Bell
05-29-2012, 07:45 PM
I hope our new zombie overlords enjoy white meat cuz they ain't getting my chocolate ass.

Viva Las Espuelas
05-29-2012, 08:19 PM
too bad it wasn't the more well known wayne carter.

lefty
05-29-2012, 09:28 PM
This is starting to remind me of Danny Boyle's apocalyptic film "28 Days Later" and Garth Ennis' end of days comic "Crossed. Characters in both stories basically say that you heard stories like this right before the end began, but they were sporadic and / or across the country that you thought it was an isolated incident and nothing of it. Then it started getting closer and people starting catching it on video, but again, the public was skeptical because of all the ways you can manipulate videos these days a la youtube.

**** me.

Spurfect21
05-29-2012, 09:29 PM
^are you the same spurfect who used to post here, sexy hispanic girl who fought cancer or something?

Lol na man

HennyYoungman
05-29-2012, 11:02 PM
I gotta admit...I wouldn't have the guts to do that.

HennyYoungman
05-29-2012, 11:03 PM
How the police stomached that I have no idea.

HennyYoungman
05-29-2012, 11:05 PM
Financlially..he was belly up.

HennyYoungman
05-29-2012, 11:06 PM
I'd read the link on an empty stomach.

HennyYoungman
05-29-2012, 11:07 PM
I've heard of getting ripped but damn.

Torso
05-30-2012, 09:24 AM
you just can't do things like that

cantthinkofanything
05-30-2012, 10:07 AM
The road to hell is paved with good intestines

El Chorizo
05-30-2012, 10:32 AM
Tripas!!

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 10:40 AM
This is starting to remind me of Danny Boyle's apocalyptic film "28 Days Later" and Garth Ennis' end of days comic "Crossed. Characters in both stories basically say that you heard stories like this right before the end began, but they were sporadic and / or across the country that you thought it was an isolated incident and nothing of it. Then it started getting closer and people starting catching it on video, but again, the public was skeptical because of all the ways you can manipulate videos these days a la youtube.

**** me.

Lefty with the "can't think for himself" bad per the usual.

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showpost.php?p=50289277&postcount=120

Spurfect21
05-30-2012, 09:38 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html

Holy shit! Another one. They blame this one on wild mushrooms?! Gtfo

Edit: nvrmind guess its old but oh we'll worth the read

lefty
05-30-2012, 09:39 PM
Lefty with the "can't think for himself" bad per the usual.

http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showpost.php?p=50289277&postcount=120

Hey you found my post on HFboards :tu

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 09:49 PM
:lol Prove that that is you by posting in that thread again.

lol about to get your excuse ready

lefty
05-30-2012, 09:59 PM
:lol Prove that that is you by posting in that thread again.

lol about to get your excuse ready

But do I have a wife?

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 10:02 PM
Neat dodge.

:lol so unoriginal that you have to rip off other people's commentaries

Spurtacus
05-30-2012, 10:06 PM
Zombie apocalypse is the #1 trending now on Yahoo.

:lmao

lefty
05-30-2012, 10:24 PM
Neat dodge.

:lol so unoriginal that you have to rip off other people's commentaries

Actually I have the same thoughts as that poster

Im just too lazy to type

So I copied/pasted it

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 10:27 PM
lol back peddling

lefty
05-30-2012, 10:28 PM
lol back peddling

You got that backwards

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 10:32 PM
Nope. You claimed that that post was yours first, and now you are claiming that you copy/pasted.

lefty
05-30-2012, 10:40 PM
Nope. You claimed that that post was yours first, and now you are claiming that you copy/pasted.

Thats what you claim :wtf

Woo Bum-kon
05-30-2012, 10:43 PM
Hey you found my post on HFboards :tu

Actually I have the same thoughts as that poster

Im just too lazy to type

So I copied/pasted it

:lol plagiarizing faggot.

lefty
05-30-2012, 10:47 PM
:lol plagiarizing faggot.

Thanks for proving my point

Wild Cobra Kai
05-30-2012, 11:16 PM
Get a room, bitches. No one cares about your lover's quarrel.

Fpoonsie
05-30-2012, 11:17 PM
Zombie apocalypse is the #1 trending now on Yahoo.

:lmao

:lol