Thank you Houston

[JamStone]

Had my brother's wedding this past weekend. Stayed at the Hyatt Regency downtown. Got a $255 parkjng ticket at a commercial meter... d'oh! Had McCormick & Scmick Thursday night. Went to Pappas BBQ for rehearsal dinner. The bride took pics with David Beckham at the hotel bar. Lucky Strike for bowling and pool Friday night and got my brother and myself plastered. Got lost in the Spec's warehouse buying about $400 worth of booze for the post ceremony party bus ride for the wedding party. Petroleum Club for the wedding reception. Lupe Tortilla for Sunday dinner with the cousins. Hugh's Hangars Sunday night. Then Cat's Deli for a 3:00 AM munchies run. Amazing weekend. Great times with long lost family. Thanks Houston. See you again soon.

[oh crap]

:tu

outside of austin, texas is a shithole to live in but houston really is a fun city. have friends and family there and have always enjoyed it much more than expected.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You must be "weird" :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

The only thing that sucks about Houston is the heat and humidity.

[leemajors]

The only thing that sucks about Houston is the heat and humidity.

the traffic situation could be better.

[benefactor]

the traffic situation could be better.
This. Easily the worst traffic in the state. Not sure how it can improve though with 4.1 million people in such a small area.

[Trainwreck2100]

The only thing that sucks about Houston is the heat and humidity.

well there is that other thing thank you new orleans

[DPG21920]

Hate Houston

[CosmicCowboy]

The only thing that sucks about Houston is the heat and humidity.

And the traffic.

And the mosquitoes. Can't do anything outside at night without getting eaten up by those big tiger striped mothers.

[VBM]

Petroleum Club for the wedding reception.

Had mine there this past November. The view of the city at night is pretty sick.

[Das Texan]

must have been a richer to have it at the petroleum club.

[GuerillaBlack]

This. Easily the worst traffic in the state. Not sure how it can improve though with 4.1 million people in such a small area.

I don't know, DFW is pretty bad. More freeways and they aren't as wide. Houston traffic is pretty easy.

[baseline bum]

And the traffic.

And the mosquitoes. Can't do anything outside at night without getting eaten up by those big tiger striped mothers.

And the people. I have never seen a city with so much stupid civic pride; it's like 2 million Buddy Holly's jammed into a swamp.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Most of the city smells bad this time of year. And it's not because anyone is out there breaking a sweat. Apparently if you combine enough air pollution with swamp rot you can get a ball sackish sort of musk over a whole metropolitan area.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Damn maybe I spend just enough time in Houston not to hate it.

[djohn2oo8]

And the people. I have never seen a city with so much stupid civic pride; it's like 2 million Buddy Holly's jammed into a swamp.
There are stupid people everywhere. Especially in Texas.

[djohn2oo8]

Had my brother's wedding this past weekend. Stayed at the Hyatt Regency downtown. Got a $255 parkjng ticket at a commercial meter... d'oh! Had McCormick & Scmick Thursday night. Went to Pappas BBQ for rehearsal dinner. The bride took pics with David Beckham at the hotel bar. Lucky Strike for bowling and pool Friday night and got my brother and myself plastered. Got lost in the Spec's warehouse buying about $400 worth of booze for the post ceremony party bus ride for the wedding party. Petroleum Club for the wedding reception. Lupe Tortilla for Sunday dinner with the cousins. Hugh's Hangars Sunday night. Then Cat's Deli for a 3:00 AM munchies run. Amazing weekend. Great times with long lost family. Thanks Houston. See you again soon.
Glad you had a good time. :toast

[Latarian Milton]

houston ranks the #1 dumbest of all major cities 10yrs in a row now and yeah, its a paradise for dumb people to live in tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

houston ranks the #1 dumbest of all major cities 10yrs in a row now and yeah, its a paradise for dumb people to live in tbh

Yo mama is so fat, she ranks as the #2 dumbest city.