Should I go do a porno?

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

So I'm going to be 2 months late on rent this upcoming June.
I've fallen through hard times recently & my landlord told me that if I can't pay, even atleast a month. I'm going to be evicted.

I tried applying for unemployment but was not approved as I quit my job and did not get fired?

Anyways, I have a new job line up at the beginning of the upcoming month so I am set. But till then I am dead broke with the potential of being homeless.
Friends & family can't lend me money as they are broke as well, I don't have any thing of value to sell.

Except for my physical gift. My abnormally huge penis. 12 inch in length/4 inches in circumference.

I'm also an aspiring actor and there is some acting required in the scene.

Basically I am a dog walker. Then I walk in a very lonely girl with her abusive husband. Then we do the whole sex thing.

Nothing gay, or anything. Except that I have to do the "money shot in her face and at the dog face". It's supposed to be some kind of fetish.

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing gay, as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

I really need your advice as I need to decide on this quickly.

[baseline bum]

I don't think you'll make enough to pay rent unless you suck him off and give up the brown wings tbh.

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

Wtf is a brown wing?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

ItAzJD0o9NQ

[BacktoBasics]

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing gay, as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

"Your boy" jacking off in the same room doesn't make any of this any less gay.

[CubanMustGo]

See also http://www.draftcountdown.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53086

[silverblk mystix]

What is it with all these gay posters?

(no offense to gays)

[Bobby Junk]

What is it with all these gay posters?

(no offense to gays)

You want to get with us?

[silverblk mystix]

You want to get with us?


Sorry, don't swing that way.

There are some posters in here who might oblige you though.

Don't wanna mention any names...but...

[CosmicCowboy]

WTF? Theres a fetish for dog bukkake?

[ChumpDumper]

Made-up thread by made-up troll is made-up.

[Trill Clinton]

you should go kill youself.

[Spurfect21]

Even if it's made up that was funny as fuck

[Twisted_Dawg]

Cumming in a dog's face? That is some repugnant shit, you sick fuck.

[Spurtacus]

Hope your dick becomes a snack.

[Wilford Brimley]

Bitches be trollin
Bitches be trollin

[Wilford Brimley]

Bitches be trollin
Bitches be trollin

[silverblk mystix]

So I'm going to be 2 months late on rent this upcoming June.
I've fallen through hard times recently & my landlord told me that if I can't pay, even atleast a month. I'm going to be evicted.

I tried applying for unemployment but was not approved as I quit my job and did not get fired?

Anyways, I have a new job line up at the beginning of the upcoming month so I am set. But till then I am dead broke with the potential of being homeless.
Friends & family can't lend me money as they are broke as well, I don't have any thing of value to sell.

Except for my physical gift. My abnormally huge penis. 12 inch in length/4 inches in circumference.

I'm also an aspiring actor and there is some acting required in the scene.

Basically I am a dog walker. Then I walk in a very lonely girl with her abusive husband. Then we do the whole sex thing.

Nothing gay, or anything. Except that I have to do the "money shot in her face and at the dog face". It's supposed to be some kind of fetish.

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing gay, as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

I really need your advice as I need to decide on this quickly.


Wait, are you the guy that was slamming BLAKE'S girl?

Holy shit!

[Kai]

Femdom little dick porno

[hater]

I hear the real money is in gay porn

you should be right at home

[lefty]

So I'm going to be 2 months late on rent this upcoming June.
I've fallen through hard times recently & my landlord told me that if I can't pay, even atleast a month. I'm going to be evicted.

I tried applying for unemployment but was not approved as I quit my job and did not get fired?

Anyways, I have a new job line up at the beginning of the upcoming month so I am set. But till then I am dead broke with the potential of being homeless.
Friends & family can't lend me money as they are broke as well, I don't have any thing of value to sell.

Except for my physical gift. My abnormally huge penis. 12 inch in length/4 inches in circumference.

I'm also an aspiring actor and there is some acting required in the scene.

Basically I am a dog walker. Then I walk in a very lonely girl with her abusive husband. Then we do the whole sex thing.

Nothing gay, or anything. Except that I have to do the "money shot in her face and at the dog face". It's supposed to be some kind of fetish.

Then the scene includes the husband masterbating in the background. Again nothing gay, as my boy & former roommate used to jerk off while me & my ex would have sex all the time.

I really need your advice as I need to decide on this quickly.
If you want to become a psychopath then yes go for it


OTTAWA - A porn star linked to Karla Homolka and horrific online videos is a suspect in a grisly Montreal slaying, in which body parts were mailed to political addresses.


Porn actor Luka Rocco Magnotta, 29, is being sought on a Canada-wide warrant after a dismembered torso was found in a suitcase in Montreal and body parts mailed to Ottawa.
Magnotta has been linked in the past as having had a romantic involvement with schoolgirl sex killer Homolka.
In a grisly twist to the case, a graphic and deeply disturbing video has emerged which is purported to show the murder and dismemberment. A Montreal police source confirmed cops are in possession of a video, which also includes cannibalism, but would not say if it is the same video.
The graphic video online shows a man being stabbed to death with an ice pick and then being cut into pieces. The video was shot inside an apartment that bears a close resemblance to the unit in west-end Montreal that’s at the centre of the homicide investigation.
Magnotta also goes by the names Eric Clinton Newman and Vladimir Radulov, Montreal police said. He is white, 5-feet-10 and weighs 135 pounds. He has blue eyes and black hair.
A man by the name of Luka Magnotta is also shown in other disturbing videos and photos online feeding a kitten to a python, and drowning kittens in a bathtub.
On the subject of Homolka, the self-described male model and adult film performer, who boasts of having an addiction to cosmetic surgery, vehemently denied any romantic connection when the controversy became public six years ago.
“I want to set the record straight,” he told QMI Agency in an exclusive 2007 interview. “I not only have never dated Karla, I have never even met her.”
The body parts found in the mail in Ottawa on Tuesday are believed to be from a male whose dismembered torso was discovered tossed out with garbage in Montreal.
Montreal police Cmdr. Ian Lafreniere indicated as much Wednesday.
“All of our evidence indicates that it’s related to the homicide here,” he told reporters at police headquarters. “That’s why Montreal police are investigating, with our colleagues from Ottawa and the RCMP.
“That being said, what is missing is confirmation ... to make sure that the DNA is the same in the two cases.”
Lafreniere said the suspect and the unidentified victim knew each other.
“It wasn’t done by accident,” he said. “That’s what we know. What was the exact link, we don’t know right now.
“You will understand that there are some elements that we are keeping to ourselves. Yes, we want to be as transparent as possible, but our ultimate goal is to arrest the suspect and make sure there is a trial for the person who did a crime that I would call horrible.”
The torso was found Tuesday stuffed in a suitcase and left among a large pile of garbage outside a building in the Snowdon neighbourhood.
The caretaker of the Place Lucy building found the body on Tuesday morning after receiving complaints about a strong smell coming from a garbage pile.
The janitor said the suitcase had been there for at least a week.
While Montreal police were investigating the torso, two equally horrifying discoveries were being made in mailed packages in two separate Ottawa locations. Wednesday morning, police confirmed both packages, one containing a severed human foot, the other a human hand, had originated in the Montreal area.
The severed foot was found Tuesday morning at the 130 Albert St. headquarters of the Conservative Party of Canada. A CPC staffer made the gruesome discovery after partially opening a box in the day’s mail delivery.
The staffer was overwhelmed by a horrid stench, and immediately alerted police.
Later Tuesday, Ottawa police investigators confirmed the discovery of the second body part, a human hand, at an Ottawa Canada Post facility. The package was intended for the Liberal Party headquarters.
Police have not speculated or commented on what might have happened to the other missing limbs, or the victim’s head, but Montreal police at the blood-stained crime scene said some body parts are still unaccounted for.

[cantthinkofanything]

4 inch circumference? too skinny tbh

for your ass