Boston vs Miami Game 2, presented by gazpacho on ice

[Budkin]

Heat stomped the Spurs last two times they played. Your takes are shitty, I really hope it's trolling.
:lol You need to be able to score 100 to win a championship

Completely different team. Once was last season and this season was way before shedding RJ and picking up Jax and Diaw. So you can flush that shit down the toilet clown.

[LkrFan]

It's a foul by NBA standards, but Wade fouled him after the shot was released, so you could argue that it didn't have an effect on his shot..

Rondo received an abundance of phantom foul calls, and the Celtics received 30 free throws, despite being a team that rarely gets to the line..

:downspin: that shiiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Killakobe81]

You're fucking delusional. The Heat are a two man team with no inside presence. The Spurs have shooters, playmakers, an inside presence and guys playing at a high level. They are a better Team in every sense of the word than the Miami Heat. Spurs will bust that ass.

Probably. But Lebron is capable of 30 8 and 8 and if Wade is getting 25 to 30 especially with the Ft's they get. Spurs are a better team. But the best team doesnt always win.

[WeNeedLength]

Probably. But Lebron is capable of 30 8 and 8 and if Wade is getting 25 to 30 especially with the Ft's they get. Spurs are a better team. But the best team doesnt always win.

:wtf

[HarlemHeat37]

So much fail.

- Ray Allen is playing on one healthy ankle.
- Bradley is out.
- Pierce isn't 100%.
- And they are missing 3-4 other players who are hurt.

The only real players who are healthy are Bass, KG, and Rondo.

They needed OT to beat Boston at home, yet they'll beat SA without HCA, and possibly without Bosh?

Yes, Rondo had an all-time great game, but is Chalmers gonna score 22+ points again or however many he scored?

Do you have meth face, tbh?..

[Norris Cole]

:lol comparing RJ and Ginobili-less Spurs with these Spurs
:lol thinking your team has a shot against OKC or Spurs
:lol Battier-dependent team
:lol not tested
:lol coach Spoelstra
:lol beat again by the West

:lol Thinking Manu matters when Wade also sat out
:lol Thinking Manu is even close to as good as Wade
:lol Stephen Jackson sucks
:lol Thinking offense wins championship
:lol Homer with shitty takes

[The Batman]

:lmao

[TIMMYtoZO]

You're fucking delusional. The Heat are a two man team with no inside presence. The Spurs have shooters, playmakers, an inside presence and guys playing at a high level. They are a better Team in every sense of the word than the Miami Heat. Spurs will bust that ass.

Haslem, Miller, Battier, Chalmers, and Joel Anthony say hi.

[TIMMYtoZO]

Do you have meth face, tbh?..

:lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Thinking Manu matters when Wade also sat out
:lol Thinking Manu is even close to as good as Wade
:lol Stephen Jackson sucks
:lol Thinking offense wins championship
:lol Homer with shitty takes

:lol Battier guarding Duncan
:lol anybody guarding Parker
:lol thinking Heat can stop OKC or SAS
:lol need Bosh to avoid a sweep
:lol shitty troll

[WeNeedLength]

:lol Thinking Manu matters when Wade also sat out
:lol Thinking Manu is even close to as good as Wade
:lol Stephen Jackson sucks
:lol Thinking offense wins championship
:lol Homer with shitty takes

Thinking regular season matters...


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[Norris Cole]

Completely different team. Once was last season and this season was way before shedding RJ and picking up Jax and Diaw. So you can flush that shit down the toilet clown.

Seriously has Jax even scored in double digits or is his impact simply being a thug past his prime?

[Latarian Milton]

HCA ain't havin no legit meaning when the game doesn't go 7 games imho, spurs homecourt ain't nothing to fear and yeah it'd be great fun to celebrate our 2nd NBA championship after beating the former 4-time NBA faggots tbh

[ElNono]

:lol Miamitroll asking if role players scored in double figures
:lol most star-dependent team left in the playoffs

[Norris Cole]

:lol Battier guarding Duncan
:lol anybody guarding Parker
:lol thinking Heat can stop OKC or SAS
:lol need Bosh to avoid a sweep
:lol shitty troll

:lol Hoping Bosh is out so Battier is on Duncan
:lol Still a pussy hoping for the easy match up
:lol Not realizing the Heat are the top defensive team
:lol Best player is barely an all-star

[KD4MVP]

Do you have meth face, tbh?..

Good one, keep the excuses coming for your boy Bron, when you are supposedly a Spurs fan :downspin:

[Norris Cole]

:lol Miamitroll asking if role players scored in double figures
:lol most star-dependent team left in the playoffs

So you admit having Jax doesn't make a difference? I agree tbh

[z0sa]

:lmao OKC's big 3 scored eighty fucking eight last night and still lost. They do that against the Superfriends and they win 95 times out of 100, guaran fucking teed. But not against the Spurs.

LeBron and Wade are great but even with Bosh back, that team does not have HC (a huge difference.. imagine if Boston had homecourt in this series?) and will need to play at a significantly higher level than now if they want to even make it a series vs either Spurs or OKC.

[russellgoat]

:lol Argentina

:lol They can't get the falkland Islands by force, so they cry like bitches to get them

:lol cholos invading your country

:lol military dictatorship

[Norris Cole]

Good one, keep the excuses coming for your boy Bron, when you are supposedly a Spurs fan :downspin:

Your shitty overrated team is halfway out door, you should follow their lead.

[WeNeedLength]

Either way Miami is getting a Texas bukakke repeat this coming June. :lol

[D-Wade #3]

:lmao OKC's big 3 scored eighty fucking eight last night and still lost. They do that against the Superfriends and they win 95 times out of 100, guaran fucking teed. But not against the Spurs.

LeBron and Wade are great but even with Bosh back, that team does not have HC (a huge difference.. imagine if Boston had homecourt in this series?) and will need to play at a significantly higher level than now if they want to even make it a series vs either Spurs or OKC.
:lmao Haven't played anybody with an inkling of basketball IQ

[Red Hawk #21]

Haslem, Miller, Battier, Chalmers, and Joel Anthony say hi.

I'll just let this post speak for itself.

[KD4MVP]

:lol Hoping Bosh is out so Battier is on Duncan
:lol Still a pussy hoping for the easy match up
:lol Not realizing the Heat are the top defensive team
:lol Best player is barely an all-star

-Who will guard Duncan regardless?
-Heat just gave up 99 points minus OT to a decimated Boston team, yet they'll shut down a Spurs team who can score 100+ in it's sleep?
- Our top 3 players scored 88 points, and we still lost. Miami can pretty much do the same, and still lose.
- If Rondo goes off like this, god knows what TP would do.

[KD4MVP]

Your shitty overrated team is halfway out door, you should follow their lead.

Yours will soon follow after the Spurs beat them.

And we got a better record then Miami, shows how shitty the East is.

[Norris Cole]

:lmao OKC's big 3 scored eighty fucking eight last night and still lost. They do that against the Superfriends and they win 95 times out of 100, guaran fucking teed. But not against the Spurs.

LeBron and Wade are great but even with Bosh back, that team does not have HC (a huge difference.. imagine if Boston had homecourt in this series?) and will need to play at a significantly higher level than now if they want to even make it a series vs either Spurs or OKC.

:lol Comparing Durant, Harden, and Westbrook to Lebron, Wade and Bosh.Not even going to bother reading the rest of the post :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Hoping Bosh is out so Battier is on Duncan
:lol Still a pussy hoping for the easy match up
:lol Not realizing the Heat are the top defensive team
:lol Best player is barely an all-star

:lol thinking Bosh matters
:lol thinking whoever comes out of the least matters
:lol Philly ranking better than Miami in defensive efficiency
:lol 11-7 record vs the West
:lol all star don't want to take the last shot
:lol JV coach

[ElNono]

So you admit having Jax doesn't make a difference? I agree tbh

:lol Jax matters as much as Battier matters

[Norris Cole]

Yours will soon follow after the Spurs beat them.

And we got a better record then Miami, shows how shitty the East is.

:lol Jumping on the Spurs dick

Have some pride you faggot

[100%duncan]

Do you have meth face, tbh?..
Poor comeback. Your points are shit so you go to another aspect.

[Norris Cole]

-Who will guard Duncan regardless?
-Heat just gave up 99 points minus OT to a decimated Boston team, yet they'll shut down a Spurs team who can score 100+ in it's sleep?
- Our top 3 players scored 88 points, and we still lost. Miami can pretty much do the same, and still lose.
- If Rondo goes off like this, god knows what TP would do.

Duncan? How many points did he score last night? He's running out of gas :lol

[midnightpulp]

I don't know why Heat fans think they'll be favored against the Spurs. Threre's really no logical argument you can make in favor of the Heat other than "hurr durr we got Lebron and Wade and you don't!!111" And as has been proven, the Spurs eat ISO dependent teams for breakfast. That said, Heat are definitely good enough to make it a series, and if things fall in place, win it outright, but you'd have to a pretty deluded homer to think the Heat deserve favorite status.

[KD4MVP]

:lol Jumping on the Spurs dick

Have some pride you faggot

Jumping on their dick, i'm a fan of the game, and i recognize how good this Spurs team is. If they do finish this series off, they'll do the same to your team.

I have plenty of pride, i realize beating this Spurs team 4/5 times is tough as hell, and very unlikely.

[Norris Cole]

:lol thinking Bosh matters
:lol thinking whoever comes out of the least matters
:lol Philly ranking better than Miami in defensive efficiency
:lol 11-7 record vs the West
:lol all star don't want to take the last shot
:lol JV coach

:lol now the regular season matters?
:lol moving goal post
:lol takes getting even shitty

[2pac > Kobe]

:lmao my nigga norris cole tearing shit up

[Norris Cole]

:lol Jax matters as much as Battier matters

Battier is a better defender and has scored more in the playoffs. Another horrible take :lol

[KD4MVP]

Duncan? How many points did he score last night? He's running out of gas :lol

Good one, he got 12 boards, had 6 assists, and 2-3 blocks, still made an impact on the game.

That's what makes this Spurs team so damn good. Duncan doesn't do much offensively, and they still get the W.

[2pac > Kobe]

Battier is a better defender and has scored more in the playoffs. Another horrible take :lol
:lmao

[Norris Cole]

Jumping on their dick, i'm a fan of the game, and i recognize how good this Spurs team is. If they do finish this series off, they'll do the same to your team.

I have plenty of pride, i realize beating this Spurs team 4/5 times is tough as hell, and very unlikely.

You admitted to jumping from dick to dick like a prostitute? :rollin

[z0sa]

:lol Comparing Durant, Harden, and Westbrook to Lebron, Wade and Bosh.Not even going to bother reading the rest of the post :lmao

Right now the Heat's trio is averaging 68 points per game. The 88 points the Thunder trio scored is ~30% higher than that number. Do you think that LeBron, Bosh and Wade can average something close to that like nothing against the Spurs? If so ... why aren't they right now?

[ElNono]

:lol now the regular season matters?
:lol moving goal post
:lol takes getting even shitty

:lol regular season doesn't matter but fan voted all star does
:lol top defense can't sweep a crippled Knicks
:lol boston better defensive ranking than Heat, and it doesn't matter
:lol troll backfire
:lol no chance in hell

[Norris Cole]

Good one, he got 12 boards, had 6 assists, and 2-3 blocks, still made an impact on the game.

That's what makes this Spurs team so damn good. Duncan doesn't do much offensively, and they still get the W.:lol

Original point was who guards Duncan, what does his rebounds and blocks have to do with that? You idiot :lol

[ElNono]

Battier is a better defender and has scored more in the playoffs. Another horrible take :lol

:lmao Battier hasn't scored even half the points Jack has in the playoffs...

:lol Battier-dependent team

[Latarian Milton]

comparing OKC's "big 3" to ours :lol well durant is real good and he's the same caliber as bron & wade, the brown monkey ain't nowhere close to that standard and the beard nigga is even further away. as you are playing them OKC you know its very hard to stop durant, but you're gonna face not one, but two players that caliber when you play us heat in the finals

[ElNono]

comparing OKC's "big 3" to ours :lol well durant is real good and he's the same caliber as bron & wade, the brown monkey ain't nowhere close to that standard and the beard nigga is even further away. as you are playing them OKC you know its very hard to stop durant, but you're gonna face not one, but two players that caliber when you play us heat in the finals

:lol

[KD4MVP]

:lol Comparing Durant, Harden, and Westbrook to Lebron, Wade and Bosh.Not even going to bother reading the rest of the post :lmao

They probably are better, Miami is pretty much like OKC, they are very reliant on those 3 players like we are.

You think all 3 of them if Bosh plays can combine for 88 per game?

[Norris Cole]

:lol regular season doesn't matter but fan voted all star does
:lol top defense can't sweep a crippled Knicks
:lol boston better defensive ranking than Heat, and it doesn't matter
:lol troll backfire
:lol no chance in hell

If the Spurs swept the first two rounds, why can't the Heat? :lmao

That's by far your best take...


Not really :lmao

[ploto]

HCA in the Finals isn't all it's cracked up to be when games 3, 4, and 5 are played on the road.

[ElNono]

If the Spurs swept the first two rounds, why can't the Heat? :lmao

That's by far your best take...

Not really :lmao

:lol running out of trolling material
:lol mike miller-reliant
:lol haslem the closer
:lol running your mouth while you still have a chance
:lol still no chance in hell

[ducks]

does not matter with the brooms

[Latarian Milton]

so when you play them OKC you have to triple team durant to slow him down abit and when the opposing team has two players of that caliber, you're gonna need 6 players on court to prevent yourself being fucked. im sorry but the game is not volleyball tbh

[KD4MVP]

HCA in the Finals isn't all it's cracked up to be when games 3, 4, and 5 are played on the road.

Considering it's rare when a team wins the middle 3 games, yes.

08- Boston took 1.
09- LA took 2
10- LA took 1.
11- Miami took 1.

So yes, doesn't really matter.

[2pac > Kobe]

If the Spurs swept the first two rounds, why can't the Heat? :lmao

That's by far your best take...


Not really :lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Oh shit got em good there brah

[ElNono]

:lol sending more trolls for backup

[Norris Cole]

:lmao Battier hasn't scored even half the points Jack has in the playoffs...

:lol Battier-dependent team

Half the points? You don't even know your own team? :rollin

Battier dependent? I was sure it was more LeBron and Wade dependent... Another shitty take by Elhomo

[z0sa]

as you are playing them OKC you know its very hard to stop durant, but you're gonna face not one, but two players that caliber when you play us heat in the finals

rogue, this is true but what do you think the Heat big 3 average vs the spurs potentially

[Norris Cole]

Right now the Heat's trio is averaging 68 points per game. The 88 points the Thunder trio scored is ~30% higher than that number. Do you think that LeBron, Bosh and Wade can average something close to that like nothing against the Spurs? If so ... why aren't they right now?

Miami's trio? Bosh has been out and Wade and LeBron are averaging that as a duo


But seriously great take :lmao

[Killakobe81]

:lol sending more trolls for backup

The war between the former San antonio Heat fans and the Heat bandwagon trolls will be epic. It will be like the Civil War brothers and cosuins taking shots at and murdering former allies. :corn:

[ElNono]

Half the points? You don't even know your own team? :rollin

Jax: 940 playoffs pts
Battier: 444 playoffs pts

:lol numbers are complicated
:lol more shitty trolling


Battier dependent? I was sure it was more LeBron and Wade dependent... Another shitty take by Elhomo

:lol battier saving the bacon again tonight
:lol complaining about shitty takes
:lol let's get back to the all star talk because this isn't working

[Norris Cole]

It was fun fellas :lol

[ElNono]

It was fun fellas :lol

:toast:lol

[z0sa]

Miami's trio? Bosh has been out and Wade and LeBron are averaging that as a duo


But seriously great take :lmao

psst... I meant 88. Reading is fundamental.

So how much do you think the Heat trio will average in a potential Spurs finals, and are you willing to bet on it?

[crc21209]

Rondo was a damn BEAST tonight. It's a shame his performance came in a losing effort. I would've also loved to see Pierce out there the final 2 mins and in OT, but oh well. The Celtics MIGHT have played their best game tonight, although I do see them taking 1 of the games in Boston. Miami in 5...

[ElNono]

The war between the former San antonio Heat fans and the Heat bandwagon trolls will be epic. It will be like the Civil War brothers and cosuins taking shots at and murdering former allies. :corn:

I actually troll back and forth with Jerry, Ace and Rogue but it's always in good fun... :lol

You won't see me pulling a grey and starting a thread calling their fandom out...

[Norris Cole]

Jax: 940 playoffs pts
Battier: 444 playoffs pts

:lol numbers are complicated
:lol more shitty trolling



:lol battier saving the bacon again tonight
:lol complaining about shitty takes
:lol let's get back to the all star talk because this isn't working

:lol Comparing career numbers :lol

Jax is past his prime you idiot, those numbers have absolutely no relevance. You can't be serious :rollin

[Jacob1983]

Can the Spurs beat the Heat in the Finals if they have to play 5 on 8? The Spurs are playing great right now but how can they beat a team that gets close to 50 free throw attempts in a game? Yes, I know that the Heat missed a lot of free throws but Stern's annointed sons Wade and Lebron shot almost the same amount of free throws than the entire Celtics team. I'm really thinking that Stern is going to rig this Finals. Spurs and their fans better be on their guard for it.

[2pac > Kobe]

:lol Comparing career numbers :lol

Jax is past his prime you idiot, those numbers have absolutely no relevance. You can't be serious :rollin
:lol:lol:lol

You can't take these spurfans serious now a days :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Comparing career numbers :lol

Jax is past his prime you idiot, those numbers have absolutely no relevance. You can't be serious :rollin

:lol Battier isn't in his prime either
:lol the point is that they're both role players
:lol only one of the two teams depend on Battier or bust
:lol heatfan already praying for a spurs injury
:lol needing troll backup
:lol slippin

[Ace]

What did I miss? :lol

[ElNono]

What did I miss? :lol

sup Andre? :lol

[Ace]

sup Andre? :lol

Getting ready to go to Jessica's house, you rollin?

[ElNono]

Getting ready to go to Jessica's house, you rollin?

let me pick up a keg on the way, i'll catch you there :lol

[Latarian Milton]

rogue, this is true but what do you think the Heat big 3 average vs the spurs potentially

niggas know when it really matters and they'll go striking in full strength when the time is right. OKC have some shot blockers but the team's D is pretty bad overall, they got ripped apart by them spurs, allowing them all to pass the ball like magic did

OKC got their chance in game 1 where the spurs made an awful lot of turnovers, but the young niggas blew it away. spurs are sweeping all the way through the playoffs but they ain't that perfect, they also make mistakes and we'll make them pay

[ElNono]

niggas know when it really matters and they'll go striking in full strength when the time is right. OKC have some shot blockers but the team's D is pretty bad overall, they got ripped apart by them spurs, allowing them all to pass the ball like magic did

OKC got their chance in game 1 where the spurs made an awful lot of turnovers, but the young niggas blew it away. spurs are sweeping all the way through the playoffs but they ain't that perfect, they also make mistakes and we'll make them pay

:lmao

[2pac > Kobe]

:lmao
typical of spurfans to laugh at a well written and very knowledgeable take

[ElNono]

typical of spurfans to laugh at a well written and very knowledgeable take

How much does it upset you? Please let us know :lol

I was actually cracking up at what Rogue wrote and I bolded... dude cracks me up every time :lol

[ElNono]

Rogue easily top #5 this month, IMO

[HarlemHeat37]

The last time the Heat played the Spurs, Richard Jefferson was still on the team and they didn't have Manu. lol regular season


Poor comeback. Your points are shit so you go to another aspect.


You're fucking delusional. The Heat are a two man team with no inside presence. The Spurs have shooters, playmakers, an inside presence and guys playing at a high level. They are a better Team in every sense of the word than the Miami Heat. Spurs will bust that ass.



:lmao OKC's big 3 scored eighty fucking eight last night and still lost. They do that against the Superfriends and they win 95 times out of 100, guaran fucking teed. But not against the Spurs.

LeBron and Wade are great but even with Bosh back, that team does not have HC (a huge difference.. imagine if Boston had homecourt in this series?) and will need to play at a significantly higher level than now if they want to even make it a series vs either Spurs or OKC.


If the Heat played in the West we would be saying the same about you. Eastern Conference :rollin

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

This thread is gold..

My nigga Norris Cole went in, raw, 3 strokes..

[lefty]

:rollin

[LnGrrrR]

Celtics true NBA champs, tbh :cry :cry