Guiseppe: the benevolant cell mate

[Ignignokt]

This board will never understand the good natured spirit of my best cell mate, guiseppe. he knew he had to pay pennance, with Dat Bull being a collector of that debt. so when I asked that old fart to pay for his past transgressions regarding child molestations, rape and sexual assault, he gladly let me sodomize him with a lead bat right in his brown dusty pucker.
from then on for the next month, he was an exemplary prisoner. he bought an iron with the money he made from performing oral sex to the black gorillas so that he can iron his trustee uniform, adult diaper, and wrinkly balls.
right now I see guiseppe acting like a fool on this board, and I think he might need to be incarcerated 1 more time.
maybe the conjugal visits from kool did not work. it's truly sad that he's once again going back to the old antics. I think another sentence is the answer.



Your trusted Warden,
Dat Bull

[MavDynasty]

Haven't jagg'dov for weeks. Where's my reg bitches Koriwhat, Joe Chalupa and zosa. They about to get a big dousing of Dat Bull sowwwce.


Gonna add a little flavor to Joe Chalupa's plain mustard hotdog, if u kno whottt i mean.

[Axe Murderer]

roflroflroflroflroflrofl

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

here i think i know what can save this thread:

Kobe 5, Duncan 4

tee, hee

lmcontrollinao!
crawl motherfucker, crawl!!!


bawk bawk!

[Axe Murderer]

I need some NASTY!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[MavDynasty]

I need some NASTY!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

fuk yo nasty, clown :rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I need some NASTY!

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
fuk yo NASTY clown! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[baseline bum]

lmcontollinao!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[MavDynasty]

Was it the ST chick one? What happened after I made the trashbeigh comment?

[Axe Murderer]

:tu still alive

[Latarian Milton]

in other news, me and bump just got a thread shut down in the club you all missed it :lmao

not nearly as great an achievement as getting the whole site shut down tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I think the restrictions might be back :lol, Cully normally loves to spam threads about him

[Giuseppe]

^Please.

[Dex]

lmcontollinao!

:lmao

The system works :cop

[Clipper Nation]

crawl motherfucker, crawl!!!


bawk bawk!
Please, you've no room. Let's talk turkey.

[BlackSwordsMan]

They really missed you cubby they can't stop making threads about you

[Giuseppe]

^That's it, and that's all.

[Koolaid_Man]

^That's it, and that's all.

Cully if these guys the EC and others ever pause for a moment to stop circle jerking each other...if that day ever comes when their back is against the wall or they're about to get their asses kicked in real life...they'll reflect back and realize that all Cully, Luva,and Kool ever did was try to show them what it means to have balls and what being a man is all about...right now they're mired in cowardice and acceptance...some of them will die cowards and some might actually get our message..

until then let the circle jerking proceed :toast

and someone tell Kori I said LICK her...LICK LICK LICK her :lol

[midnightpulp]

Cully if these guys the EC and others ever pause for a moment to stop circle jerking each other...if that day ever comes when their back is against the wall or they're about to get their asses kicked in real life...they'll reflect back and realize that all Cully, Luva,and Kool ever did was try to show them what it means to have balls and what being a man is all about...right now they're mired in cowardice and acceptance...some of them will die cowards and some might actually get our message..

until then let the circle jerking proceed :toast

and someone tell Kori I said LICK her...LICK LICK LICK her :lol

Being a man is about paying what you owe. And through the EC, we clipped the collective nutsack of you three faggots. Your crew didn't want to make good on the debt you owed, so we took our pound of flesh as payment (or in your case, an ounce of flesh, since your nuts are so small :lol).

[Koolaid_Man]

Being a man is about paying what you owe. And through the EC, we clipped the collective nutsack of you three faggots. Your crew didn't want to make good on the debt you owed, so we took our pound of flesh as payment (or in your case, an ounce of flesh, since your nuts are so small :lol).

but how can I pay when I don't have any money...look you've said it yourself mid..I'm nothing but a ghetto loving crack head baby...:lol I wish I could pay really but that government check that comes on the 1st of the month is already spent...I'm eating grilled government cheese sandwhiches and drinking Koolaid...no way I can pay...

Come to think of it..let me go check the mail it's the first of the month :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

[Woo Bum-kon]

I really don't want to go through the trouble of clicking that link. Could you just embed the video?

[Koolaid_Man]

I really don't want to go through the trouble of clicking that link. Could you just embed the video?

ouch I resent that...you cold blooded man..you cold blooded :downspin:

[Jodelo]

I really don't want to go through the trouble of clicking that link. Could you just embed the video?

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


I agree that was some cold blooded shit rat thur :downspin:

[midnightpulp]

but how can I pay when I don't have any money...look you've said it yourself mid..I'm nothing but a ghetto loving crack head baby...:lol I wish I could pay really but that government check that comes on the 1st of the month is already spent...I'm eating grilled government cheese sandwhiches and drinking Koolaid...no way I can pay...

Come to think of it..let me go check the mail it's the first of the month :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpBP9dALcWw

Shit. Welfare queens live the good life. You see them people driving Escalades (back when they were the rage), talking to Je'Lesha on the latest smart phone, and feeding their obese body with the best fast food tax payer money can buy.

[Koolaid_Man]

Shit. Welfare queens live the good life. You see them people driving Escalades (back when they were the rage), talking to Je'Lesha on the latest smart phone, and feeding their obese body with the best fast food tax payer money can buy.

if I paid with food tamps or a government food card would that be acceptable

[midnightpulp]

if I paid with food tamps or a government food card would that be acceptable

I dunno. You'll have to ask DPG.

[Koolaid_Man]

I dunno. You'll have to ask DPG.

he already said NO to the idea..he said NO to a legitimate form of government payment...that stuff is just like cash and he turned it down...I'm not trying to abdicate my responsibility here...but I think I'm now exempt from paying it....

(wink wink) :lol

[wanggi]

^Please.

Just Bendovers and Gigolos parroting "please" all the time.

[Giuseppe]

Just Bendovers and Gigolos parroting "please" all the time.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[wanggi]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

:rolleyes