Who is the prettiest dude on ST?

[Rain Man]

I would think Tyson Chandler. I can just imagine making him grab his ankles and have him crunching numbers while I tear that ass up.

Chump Dumper is close second. Id knock something loose in there and make that Chump take a dump.

[benefactor]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=15465&dateline=1247779894&type=profile

[CubanSucks]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=15465&dateline=1247779894&type=profile

prettiest means looks most likely to swallow cum?

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've been described as debonair, dashing, and devilishly handsome if that helps.

[Fat boy]

I would like to weigh in on this topic.

[tlongII]

I am very pretty. Tbh.

[SA210]

most likely to swallow cum?

insert pic of Chump

[apalisoc_9]

TBPH, I dont like bragging but I a most likely the best looking dude in this site. Unless Some Hollywood acotr is posting here... but who knows...

[LnGrrrR]

I'd like to see more Boston fans on the site, but if they're going to be cumguzzlers like that dude, I'd rather just be the solo green rep. :lol

[GNHF]

I would like to weigh in on this topic.

Can you please remove that sig? Fucking threw up in my mouth, not even joking. If I got half my face ripped off by a chimpanzee I would look better than that obese and disgusting human being.

[2pac > Kobe]

Can you please remove that sig? Fucking threw up in my mouth, not even joking. If I got half my face ripped off by a chimpanzee I would look better than that obese and disgusting human being.
be careful brah

[ChumpDumper]

Why am I so popular all the sudden?

Of the posters I have met, I think only pego still posts with any regularity. He'll tell you I am utterly nondescript.

[silverblk mystix]

Why am I so popular all the sudden?

Of the posters I have met, I think only pego still posts with any regularity. He'll tell you I am utterly nondescript.

Pego stated that your dik tastes like shit.

Disgusting.

[Bill_Brasky]

Pego stated that your dik tastes like shit.

Disgusting.

Probably because it's constantly in your ass :lol

[Bobby Junk]

I get compliments all the time.

[silverblk mystix]

Probably because it's constantly in Pego's ass :lol

fify

[G.Q.]

i get compliments all the time.


+ 1000

[ChumpDumper]

Pego stated that your dik tastes like shit.

Disgusting.silverblk mystix stated more of his homosexual fantasies involving men on this board.

Disgusting.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Some people in this thread are really obsessed with ChumpDumper.

[ChumpDumper]

It happens, but the homoerotic fan fiction being posted by Mustang Sally and the Butthurt Brigade is without precedent. I don't think they realize just how ridiculous they look posting that stuff every chance they get.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Who is Mustang Sally :lol

[ChumpDumper]

I drive a 2012 Ford Mustang 5.0 six-speed manual fuckhead!

I might just go terrorize the neighborhood and scare the shit out of women and children after watching this stupid coach get the whole team embarrassed!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[Reck]

I dont get why that Nancy boy mystix bother posting. He always brings up homosexuality than proceeds to get owned by everyone by his own mistake. What a fag.

[silverblk mystix]

I dont get why that Nancy boy mystix bother posting. He always brings up homosexuality than proceeds to get owned by everyone by his own mistake. What a fag.

lol shadowFLAMER

[silverblk mystix]

Chump: I just got destroyed upstairs so I hope someone helps me in here.

:lmao

[Creepn]

lol shadowFLAMER

I remember you used to be spiritual. This board corrupted your soul. Tsk Tsk Tsk. I tell people this board is evil.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How did it go with the Realtor Creepn :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Chump: I just got destroyed upstairs so I hope someone helps me in here.

:lmaolol destroyed

You simply posted your same homoerotic fantasies you always do, and think that somehow makes someone else gay.

The only positive reaction you got was from two other posters who also spend half of their time online doing the exact same thing.

[Creepn]

How did it go with the Realtor Creepn :lol

Wife never responded back to her emails and ended up giving a fat commission to another white realtor.

[Reck]

lol shadowFLAMER

:lol poor guy has no material to come up with.

[ChumpDumper]

I also met you at that one GTG (don't think you knew it was me though) and I agree.So in which restaurant did we meet?

[silverblk mystix]

So in which restaurant did we meet?


The Blue Oyster Club

:lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

I reported this thread to kori. I'm truly offended by this type of savage sexist behavior :cry

[silverblk mystix]

^this guy thinks he's really telling people off with his fag jokes :lmao

oh yeah, well you're a fag!


Tyson Chandler.

So which schtick are you currently promoting?

Still the tough black convict?

How original.

[Reck]

Tyson Chandler.

So which schtick are you currently promoting?

Still the tough black convict?

How original.

You shouldn't tell anyone how original they're not because you're the very definition of lame attempts at trying to come up with non-original content.

Shadowflamer, yes that's original. Faggot.

[silverblk mystix]

You shouldn't tell anyone how original they're not because you're the very definition of lame attempts at trying to come up with non-original content.

Shadowflamer, yes that's original. Faggot.


LOL coming to someone's rescue.

No one has the balls in here to be solo. Every little bitch in here cries for support.

Pussies.

[Reck]

LOL see why people be gangbanging you on here mrs mystix?

You say shit like coming to someone else's rescue not realizing that you tried coming to Chump's rescue on this very same thread.

You're such a bitch.

[silverblk mystix]

LOL see why people be gangbanging you on here mrs mystix?

You say shit like coming to someone else's rescue not realizing that you tried coming to Chump's rescue on this very same thread.

You're such a bitch.


lol ..@ me rescuing Chump

[silverblk mystix]

^lol being at risk for hiv because of inmates getting their blood on you and spitting at you


Being scared is for pussies like you. Sleep well at night son, daddy is out there doing the man work.

[Reck]

Being scared is for pussies like you. Sleep well at night son, daddy is out there doing the man work.

LOL patrolling the isle with just a baton of locked up cells is doing men work. :lmao

I bet if you were to find an immate roaming outside his cell you'd shit your pants pussy. :lol

[silverblk mystix]

LOL patrolling the isle with just a baton of locked up cells is doing men work. :lmao

I bet if you were to find an immate roaming outside his cell you'd shit your pants pussy. :lol


Obviously you've been watching too much hollywood crap. There are no weapons allowed inside and there are open bays meaning an officer is locked inside with up to 48 inmates at a time. If you have a partner then it is 96 inmates.

[silverblk mystix]

...but if you can't handle a measly 48 inmates...you ain't got a fuckin' hair on your ass.

[George W Bush]

I say me and chumpdumper have had many relations down at my ranch in Crawford, Texas.

He sometime brings his butt buddy Blake sometimes to which my daddy always said, "Hey Dubya, Who's that guy with the Matt Bonner tattoos all over his body and why are all three of yous lying in the hay like that together?"

I says to my daddy, "Blake and chumpdumper asked me "You want some wood?"

Long story short, now when the ol' chumpy and his butt boy are butt hurt I extend my middle finger like so in my signature and they just sit on it for a while till they feel better.

Hey, anything to help my team... hehehe

I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.

:tu <-----don't get any ideas with my thumb chumpy

[silverblk mystix]

I say me and chumpdumper have had many relations down at my ranch in Crawford, Texas.

He sometime brings his butt buddy Blake sometimes to which my daddy always said, "Hey Dubya, Who's that guy with the Matt Bonner tattoos all over his body and why are all three of yous lying in the hay like that together?"

I says to my daddy, "Blake and chumpdumper asked me "You want some wood?"

Long story short, now when the ol' chumpy and his butt boy are butt hurt I extend my middle finger like so in my signature and they just sit on it for a while till they feel better.

Hey, anything to help my team... hehehe

I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.

:tu <-----don't get any ideas with my thumb chumpy



:lmao

I fuckin' hated GW Bush...but this just might change that.

GW sounds like a "good ole boy."

[DPG21920]

^ piggy backing Bush - stand on your own two feet like a man

[Rain Man]

What's with all the fag talk? This thread was supposed to be about beauty. I don't hate Tyson or CD. My only reason for this thread was to talk about how I would like to rearrange their insides.
I bet Mrs.Tix would be fun too. I like it when they try to fight back and he seems like a scrapper.

[Rain Man]

I love you guys.

[Rain Man]

I heard you the first time. Listen "homeboy", I'm not trying to offend you. I would gag you with your red rag and tattoo that ass. That's all... no harm meant.

[silverblk mystix]

I heard you the first time. Listen "homeboy", I'm not trying to offend you. I would gag you with your red rag and tattoo that ass. That's all... no harm meant.


:lmao

You got a purdy mouth...

[Rain Man]

Guys, I'm not trying to be an asshole... I'm trying to get IN assholes.

[George W Bush]

I love you guys.

I saw you on tv once, boy you sure do like Kmart.

[Rain Man]

You ain't heard me playa. You won't get the chance to do any of that. You'll be busy convulsing on the ground with a sun roof in ya dome, courtesy of a 44 mag.

Capish?

I heard you loud and clear player. I love hard to get. You can be my mouse any day... meeeeooooowwwwww.

[Rain Man]

I saw you on tv once, boy you sure do like Kmart.

I saw you on tv once too. You sure like Al Qaeda.

[George W Bush]

I saw you on tv once too. You sure like Al Qaeda.


I asked my daddy at the dinner table, "Daddy, why does he like Kmart so much?"

My daddy said "can't you see he's a retard?" I still didn't get it.

But the next day I ran for President

[silverblk mystix]

^ piggy backing Bush - stand on your own two feet like a man


GW is an exception to that rule-if you don't believe me ask the 500,000 dead eyerackees if they would fuck with GW.

[George W Bush]

GW is an exception to that rule-if you don't believe me ask the 500,000 dead eyerackees if they would fuck with GW.

I thought I was just playin Battleship

[ChumpDumper]

lol silverblk mystix complaining about people coming to others' rescue then welcoming George W Bush's new homoerotic fantasy.

[silverblk mystix]

lol silverblk mystix complaining about people coming to others' rescue then welcoming George W Bush's new homoerotic fantasy.


When evidence presented itself and confirmed you and Blake were Rump Rangers indeed-I couldn't overlook it.

So who pitches and who "catches" between you and Blake-if you know what I mean and I know you do?

[George W Bush]

lol silverblk mystix complaining about people coming to others' rescue then welcoming George W Bush's new homoerotic fantasy.


I don't appreciate your version of water-boarding chumpy. What you did to Blakes face I wouldn't even do to Al Queda.

[mavs>spurs]

More gay jokes

This guy is unbelievable

[silverblk mystix]

Guys, I'm not trying to be an asshole... I'm trying to get IN assholes.


Rain Man. You queer boy?

I think Tyson Chandler is pretty much your speed. Go for it.

[Rain Man]

Id like to know as well. I'm a pitcher myself.

I don't want y'all to calm down. I love angry ass ramming.

[Rain Man]

Id even pack it in PackmeDan's curry stankin ass.

[ChumpDumper]

Rain Man. You queer boy?

I think Tyson Chandler is pretty much your speed. Go for it.Given your reams of homoerotic fan fiction dedicated to the men of this board, you're his huckleberry.

[ChumpDumper]

When evidence presented itself and confirmed you and Blake were Rump Rangers indeed-I couldn't overlook it.Nor can anyone overlook your homosexual fantasies involving men from this board.


So who pitches and who "catches" between you and Blake-if you know what I mean and I know you do?Hey look, there's another one.

[Rain Man]

Nobody calls me queer you fag. I'd make you slob my knob for talking like that!

[Rain Man]

Spoken like a true G.

[DMC]

LOL coming to someone's rescue.

No one has the balls in here to be solo. Every little bitch in here cries for support.

Pussies.
I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.

[silverblk mystix]

I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game.


Oh great- another Hershey Highway Patrolman.

[DMC]

Oh great- another Hershey Highway Patrolman.

Says the person who elected, of free will, to work as a "corrections officer" in a lock up facility where men rape other men. The literal version of "Hershey Highway Patrolman".

Way to kick your own ass.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Says the person who elected, of free will, to work as a "corrections officer" in a lock up facility where men rape other men. The literal version of "Hershey Highway Patrolman".

Way to kick your own ass.
:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

Says the person who elected, of free will, to work as a "corrections officer" in a lock up facility where men rape other men. The literal version of "Hershey Highway Patrolman".

Way to kick your own ass.


Well if men want to rape other men, who am I to stop them. :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

Well if men want to rape other men, who am I to stop them. :lmao

Well, you're a corrections officer.



I'll admit to being fairly naive when it comes to prison culture, but I thought a big part of the reason prison guards were employed was to prevent inmates raping, killing, and beating the shit out of each other. If not, might as well just throw them in a secure location and let 'em go Mad Max on each other.

[ChumpDumper]

Well if men want to rape other men, who am I to stop them. :lmaoOf course you wouldn't stop them.

You like to watch men have sex. You talk about it enough.

[silverblk mystix]

Well, you're a corrections officer.



I'll admit to being fairly naive when it comes to prison culture, but I thought a big part of the reason prison guards were employed was to prevent inmates raping, killing, and beating the shit out of each other. If not, might as well just throw them in a secure location and let 'em go Mad Max on each other.


Seriously?

You didn't get the irony of the joke?

Of course it is a corrections officers job to prevent that shit. Did you not read the rest of the thread and notice my homophobic childish posts and enjoying myself jerking everyone's chains?



Seriously?

[silverblk mystix]

...you probably also believed that I was actually looking for friends when I posted a thread about not making friends...

unreal.

[ChumpDumper]

It's just jokes!

[silverblk mystix]

It's just jokes!


Cummdumpster, please don't tell me you think I'm serious too?

You are way smarter than that, come to think of it-you and Funt are way smarter than most here.

I hope you are jerking my chain now.

[ChumpDumper]

Cummdumpster, please don't tell me you think I'm serious too?

You are way smarter than that, come to think of it-you and Funt are way smarter than most here.

I hope you are jerking my chain now.Eh, maybe you're smart enough to know when a schtick isn't working.

[silverblk mystix]

Eh, maybe you're smart enough to know when a schtick isn't working.


What exactly would working be?

Lighten up.

[ChumpDumper]

What exactly would working be?Oh, maybe you aren't smart enough, then.


Lighten up.Now that's funny -- however unintentionally.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao after getting bukkaked on the entire thread, prisonbitch pulls a lefty...."I was just joking!"

[silverblk mystix]

:lmao after getting bukkaked on the entire thread, prisonbitch pulls a lefty...."I was just joking!"


If it makes you feel better to think that I was serious and I sincerely am a bigoted idiot-then make yourself happy and keep believing it.

lol bukkaked...another sexual term..

[Rain Man]

Myyynnnnaaaahhhhhh doot I was just kidding too. You really thought I wanted to have the butt secks with these guys?








But for real though, Tyson... imma get in that ass.

[Rain Man]

CD and MrsTix... I'll take some of that ass cake too.

[Inbred]

:lmao

You got a purdy mouth...

:lol

[100%duncan]

Probably because it's constantly in your ass :lol

:rollin

[Rain Man]

Who's jerking whose chain now?

Oh no that's not gayiwasjesskiddingunlessyouwerentohyouweremetoothe n

I won't jerk your chain but I'll put mine in your mouth.


Nnnaaahhhjklolunlessyougonnadoittbhimho.

[silverblk mystix]

I won't jerk your chain but I'll put mine in your mouth.


Nnnaaahhhjklolunlessyougonnadoittbhimho.

Rain Man gets it.


In the sphincter. :lol

Funny girl,you.

[DMC]

Well if men want to rape other men, who am I to stop them. :lmao

You knew men were raping other men in the ass when you signed up. There must be something about control, large black men and ass raping that attracts you. You stated you wanted to be a cop but you didn't like the idea of handing out tickets, but you like the idea of dealing with prison rape.

Couple that with the lime green VW bug you covet and your perfectly manicured limestone driveway, I'd say you have some confessions to make.

[silverblk mystix]

You knew men were raping other men in the ass when you signed up. There must be something about control, large black men and ass raping that attracts you. You stated you wanted to be a cop but you didn't like the idea of handing out tickets, but you like the idea of dealing with prison rape.

Couple that with the lime green VW bug you covet and your perfectly manicured limestone driveway, I'd say you have some confessions to make.

You are reaching DMC.

Read between the lines. Just humoring trolls in here-it is kind of fun.

[Rain Man]

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0028/1852/products/caulk_white_medium.jpg?100001

[mouse]

:wakeup


Id even pack it in PackmeDan's curry stankin ass.

/Thread


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[Rain Man]

It has been 1,270 days since asking this question. Yeah definitely 1,270 days. That's 3 years 5 months and 22 days. Do we have an answer Pat?