MannyIsGod
06-23-2005, 04:04 PM
1. There will be a new record for visitors set tonight. This place has been flooded on recent game nights, but tonight will break all records. Championships tend to do that.
2. Tpark will still be here. Regardless of the Spurs winning, Tpark won't be able to stay away. He's a bigger fan than the vast majority of the people in there and he will be here in some way shape or form.
3. The Lachino will get arrested downtown. While asians have the tendency to be quiet, the emotion of a Spurs victory will be too much for the Lachino to take. He will make the mistake of celebrating with kung fu and jujitsu moves in the close proximity of a cop. The cop will mistake his celebratsions for an attack, and will proceed to haul off the Lachino.
4. The Ellis neighbors will have their eardrums ruptured. Once the final buzzer sounds and the Spurs are crowned NBA champs, a cry so primal and loud will be issued by the people at the GTG shattering windows and rupturing eardrums for a 2 block radius. People will report that the last sound they heard was a "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah"
5. Mouse will see god. When the Spurs win, mouse will proceed to empty the contents of the pear brandy into his mouth in celebration like the closet Spurs fan he is. The potent liquid will enter his system and knock him out right away. Once awoken, Mouse will tell the story of meeting god and his name will have been Manny.
6. Dio and Pakidan will makeout on Kori's couch. The couple will overcome their difficulties with each other and their mothers after witnessing the way the Spurs came together and overcame their difficulties. They will spend the offseason campaigning for Texas to allow homosexual marriage.
7. Ginofan will overcome her hatred of mexicans. In keeping with the international spirit of the San Antonio Spurs and their championship run, Ginofan will embrace her hispanic brethern and agree to allow her gardner access to potable water.
8. Shelly will look young in all of her celebration pictures. When the Spurs win the championship, a youthfull vigour will fill Shelly. She will party all night long, as in college. All the pictures taken of her - regardless of size - will have her looking striking and no more than 21 years of age.
9. Spurswoman will get PF Changs. This is the moment Chris has been waiting for. Inspired by the performance in a heroic game 7, Chris will take the final step, get down on his knee, and ask Christy if she wants to go to PF Changs.
10. The Spurs will win the championship.
2. Tpark will still be here. Regardless of the Spurs winning, Tpark won't be able to stay away. He's a bigger fan than the vast majority of the people in there and he will be here in some way shape or form.
3. The Lachino will get arrested downtown. While asians have the tendency to be quiet, the emotion of a Spurs victory will be too much for the Lachino to take. He will make the mistake of celebrating with kung fu and jujitsu moves in the close proximity of a cop. The cop will mistake his celebratsions for an attack, and will proceed to haul off the Lachino.
4. The Ellis neighbors will have their eardrums ruptured. Once the final buzzer sounds and the Spurs are crowned NBA champs, a cry so primal and loud will be issued by the people at the GTG shattering windows and rupturing eardrums for a 2 block radius. People will report that the last sound they heard was a "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeah"
5. Mouse will see god. When the Spurs win, mouse will proceed to empty the contents of the pear brandy into his mouth in celebration like the closet Spurs fan he is. The potent liquid will enter his system and knock him out right away. Once awoken, Mouse will tell the story of meeting god and his name will have been Manny.
6. Dio and Pakidan will makeout on Kori's couch. The couple will overcome their difficulties with each other and their mothers after witnessing the way the Spurs came together and overcame their difficulties. They will spend the offseason campaigning for Texas to allow homosexual marriage.
7. Ginofan will overcome her hatred of mexicans. In keeping with the international spirit of the San Antonio Spurs and their championship run, Ginofan will embrace her hispanic brethern and agree to allow her gardner access to potable water.
8. Shelly will look young in all of her celebration pictures. When the Spurs win the championship, a youthfull vigour will fill Shelly. She will party all night long, as in college. All the pictures taken of her - regardless of size - will have her looking striking and no more than 21 years of age.
9. Spurswoman will get PF Changs. This is the moment Chris has been waiting for. Inspired by the performance in a heroic game 7, Chris will take the final step, get down on his knee, and ask Christy if she wants to go to PF Changs.
10. The Spurs will win the championship.