Horse

[DeadlyDynasty]

This guy is the beandip gift from God...I suggest you read his gems upstairs if you haven't had the chance:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

edit your post quickly, Goran just got banned for calling him the bean word :lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

better?:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao better


:lmao Horse complaining to Kori

[DeadlyDynasty]

What's more offensive...an innocuous slur or flipping the bird in your avatar (which people have to see while they're at work?)

[timtonymanu]

:lol Horse

[ElNono]

http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac333/madluv4u77/Motivational%20Posters/1198983588250.png

[timtonymanu]

asspirate

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What's more offensive...an innocuous slur or flipping the bird in your avatar (which people have to see while they're at work?)
Imagine the poor employee at Dunkin Donuts who had to deal with Horse asking him/her to take a picture of him (since he definitely went there alone to stuff his face with donuts) flipping the bird. Horse isn't very considerate of other people.

[cheguevara]

you wanna see a gem faggot:

"Alright. I’m gonna be honest. Before the dismal, dismal Game 5 performance by the Spurs, I had a day where I could barely eat food. I ate less than a quarter of a Chipotle burrito and a small handful of fries from my girlfriend’s burger. The entire day. There was a pit in the bottom of my stomach as deep as the Mariana Trench. I spent the following day eating very little as well, with nerves and sadness overcoming the unyielding hunger I felt rattle my bones. I couldn’t eat because I felt as though any food would make me vomit, any food would cause me to immediately regret the action of consumption — I was that worried about my team."

http://www.48minutesofhell.com/manna-of-hope-the-spurs-can-win-game-6

[timtonymanu]

:lol his profile page

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol his profile page

:rollin

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao massage therapist

[DeadlyDynasty]

Imagine the poor employee at Dunkin Donuts who had to deal with Horse asking him/her to take a picture of him (since he definitely went there alone to stuff his face with donuts) flipping the bird. Horse isn't very considerate of other people.

crofl no doubt.

I could definitely see him showing up there after Game 5, getting all belligerent with the cashier, then ravenously stuffing his face with bearclaws in the corner while tears roll down his face

[timtonymanu]

Why don't you fucking homos walk upstairs and get your mom to take your picture and put it on your profile and we'll all see how great you look. I'm not a Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ fucking moron and the only thing fat about me is the meatpole in my pants your mommy loves so much.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao massage therapist
Holy fuckin shit :lmao

His profile says he's a massage therapist :rollin:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Imagine the horror in laying on the massage chair waiting to get massage treatment for some injury and then seeing that greasy fat fuck walk in and start taking his anger out on your back :lmao

[timtonymanu]

Imagine the horror in laying on the massage chair waiting to get massage treatment for some injury and then seeing that greasy fat fuck walk in and start taking his anger out on your back :lmao

After he just finished masturbating with Dunkin Donuts too.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

After he just finished masturbating with Dunkin Donuts too.
rofl his patients prolly wonder why their backs are always sticky as fuck after the massage is over :lmao

[timtonymanu]

:lol 34 year old massage therapist who spends his lunch break at Dunkin Donuts.

[jeebus]

crofl no doubt.

I could definitely see him showing up there after Game 5, getting all belligerent with the cashier, then ravenously stuffing his face with bearclaws in the corner while tears roll down his face

son your avatar gives me hope

[DeadlyDynasty]

son your avatar gives me hope

:toast

[ElNono]

DD wants to get banned :lol

[ElNono]

He's gonna test the flipping bird avatar theory, and probably won't end well :lol

[Mugen]

I :lol'd

[jeebus]

:lol his profile page

I helped out. Doing my part for king and country :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

Strong work on his page, everybody:rollin

[jeebus]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14857

Quick link to his profile.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol Kori...nicely done.

[jeebus]

:lol wtf?

[VBM]

lol Kori...nicely done.

:downspin:

[MavDynasty]

What she do IMO?

[DeadlyDynasty]

What she do IMO?

Something about my avatar look different, possibly?

[jeebus]

What she do IMO?

DD had the flag of the fatherland as his avatar, it has been changed. :cry

[Kyle Orton]

:lol I had avys disabled on MD

I don't understand how a Nazi Party flag is more offensive that someone blatantly disgusting everyone with his triple chin and giving everyone the finger. That shit is so offensive to me and others, Kori needs to change his avy ASAP

[Trainwreck2100]

who the fuck is horse?

[Trainwreck2100]

well nevermind the previous question

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198949

This should fill you in :lol

[tesseractive]

who the fuck is horse?

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Kyle Orton was just banned as well

I guess Horse is on the protected list right next to Angel_Luv and Judyntx :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

IIRC det kori said knock off teh racial slurs when she came back, and dtarted cleaning the forum. It hasn't been enforced cause nobody bitched about it.

[MavDynasty]

RIP Kyle Orton



vBulletin Message
You have been banned for the following reason:
if you can't troll spurs fans right now without pulling the fat Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ card, you've lost some regulating skill, tbh

Date the ban will be lifted: 06-09-2012, 03:00 PM

[MavDynasty]

I'll ease on the racial slurs though

[Jt.ONE]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=198949

This should fill you in :lol

holy sh:lolt

[LnGrrrR]

The guy seems pretty stupid... check out this exchange :lol


You better pray the refs continue to fuck us, cause the Spurs will wipe the floor with boston. Although okc would too.


So why should I pray then? :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

[DMC]

:lol was that a delayed reaction from the other night, or recent? i hope not, else tyson is a goner.
You can still edit it to say "beamer"

[MavDynasty]

:lol was that a delayed reaction from the other night, or recent? i hope not, else tyson is a goner.

Nah I posted in the Pretty please thread around an hour ago saying racial slurs and got banned 3 min later. You're safe

[jeebus]

sons it appears The Fat One is back from the emergency room after having his stomach pumped and is wanting more.

[Brazil]

Something about my avatar look different, possibly?

:lol

nice avatar DD ! could have been worst.

ideas for Kori

<li class="rg_li" style="width: 220px; height: 144px; padding: 18px 0pt;">https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNt4UWINrb0TyJoEZfXDnGVBrroCo5S 0A841oFKx3hXI9mji3tIg (http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=920&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=_R4kxkEFPFylgM:&imgrefurl=http://1writersblock.wordpress.com/2007/04/&docid=1EdvY6jeJsQ0PM&imgurl=http://1writersblock.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/12donuts.jpg&w=400&h=262&ei=Ot7PT9mSIIyD0QHNwP24DQ&zoom=1)


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6kvYc0ddU599dpavqkP6kbL6ERi0NM GpckXs7yJzSSiQixsfAmQ (http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=920&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZTm6vTkD8TMWtM:&imgrefurl=http://bikeacrossamerica.org/trip-report/day8/wickenburg-phoenix.htm&docid=TeGAioUG_NW1uM&imgurl=http://bikeacrossamerica.org/trip-report/day8/dunkin-donuts-shop.jpg&w=630&h=691&ei=Ot7PT9mSIIyD0QHNwP24DQ&zoom=1)

(http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&biw=1280&bih=920&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=SlCWySc4n-hlSM:&imgrefurl=http://agdblogs.blogspot.com/2010/09/dunkin-donuts.html&docid=N-AIdd5KJCrE9M&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZsgahH5tSSs/TJIzTrzFy0I/AAAAAAAAAkQ/GtqUBcYWOwg/s1600/sarah%252B2010%252B001.jpg&w=1600&h=1067&ei=Ot7PT9mSIIyD0QHNwP24DQ&zoom=1)

[DeadlyDynasty]

What's a n!gga gotta do to get banned round these parts?


And crofl at horse's page:lol

[baseline bum]

LOL, quality thread

[baseline bum]

Where's my damn sig? :cry

[jeebus]

Where's my damn sig? :cry

Sons I see it in your second post, which is odd.

[jeebus]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=199298

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol fuck I saw that link and was hoping he posted in the thread

[jeebus]

sorry brah :cry

[pass1st]

http://www.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/blue-donuts-hell-homer-simpsons-Favim.com-231447.gif

[Will Hunting]

He's about to post in the thread :hungry:

[jeebus]

:lol there it is

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol he just posted and included a yo mamma joke. Gametime!

[timtonymanu]

At least he admitted he's a fatass.

:lol fat cock

[jag]

Horse is a massive faggot. He is an embarrassment to Spurs fans everywhere. The epitome of Grey Name Spurs Fan.

[Horse]

I didn't say shit I don't care what you faggots call me. Your sorry ass teams have been home for weeks now. Maybe if we had a rapist on our team we could get some calls. What are you losers doing here now anyway. Don't you have to play dungeons and dragons or something. Should'nt you be in bed praying your little dick is one day bigger than your moms?

[jeebus]

:lmao

[timtonymanu]

:lmao Horse
:lol fat guy who jacks off with donuts

[Horse]

Horse is a massive faggot. He is an embarrassment to Spurs fans everywhere. The epitome of Grey Name Spurs Fan.
Guess I should be a Spurs fan like you and say we suck and trade everyone. Fuck off you queer ass motherfucker.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I didn't say shit I don't care what you faggots call me. Your sorry ass teams have been home for weeks now. Maybe if we had a rapist on our team we could get some calls. What are you losers doing here now anyway. Don't you have to play dungeons and dragons or something. Should'nt you be in bed praying your little dick is one day bigger than your moms?

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao thread getting deleted

[jeebus]

:lol fat greasy fingers
:lol dunkin donuts knows him by name
:lol got the XXXXL spurs jersey and it's still tight

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Will Hunting getting put on all ignore

:lmao Horse complaining to Kori

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I didn't say shit I don't care what you faggots call me. Your sorry ass teams have been home for weeks now. Maybe if we had a rapist on our team we could get some calls. What are you losers doing here now anyway. Don't you have to play dungeons and dragons or something. Should'nt you be in bed praying your little dick is one day bigger than your moms?

:lmao

[Floyd Pacquiao]

:lmao i needed this laugh

[djohn2oo8]

Guess I should be a Spurs fan like you and say we suck and trade everyone. Fuck off you queer ass motherfucker.
:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

How many complaints has Horse made today?:lol

[timtonymanu]

:lol fat greasy fingers
:lol dunkin donuts knows him by name
:lol got the XXXXL spurs jersey and it's still tight

:lol flipping the bird to hide his fat ugly face
:lol 34 year old massage therapists
:lol the skin of his clients are sticky after a session

[djohn2oo8]

Horse's retardation is at the point of breaking out of his head that you might wanna wear a helmet while reading his posts :lol

[Spurs9]

:lol the skin of his clients are sticky after a session
:lmao :lmao

[midnightpulp]

From long island hard core

Not a beandip. A wop. :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Not a beandip. A wop. :lol
:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Can you imagine Horse raging at the Dunkin' Donuts cashier is one those Guido accents?

"Youse forgots to put exter sprinkles on my donit, bro? Whadda ya, retahded? Fugetaboutit. Just gimmie a nudder one."

[midnightpulp]

Can you imagine Horse raging at the Dunkin' Donuts cashier is one those Guido accents?

"Youse forgots to put exter sprinkles on my donit, bro? Whadda ya, retahded? Fugetaboutit. Just gimmie a nudder one."

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Can you imagine Horse raging at the Dunkin' Donuts cashier is one those Guido accents?

"Youse forgots to put exter sprinkles on my donit, bro? Whadda ya, retahded? Fugetaboutit. Just gimmie a nudder one."
:lmao

[Horse]

:lol I had avys disabled on MD

I don't understand how a Nazi Party flag is more offensive that someone blatantly disgusting everyone with his triple chin and giving everyone the finger. That shit is so offensive to me and others, Kori needs to change his avy ASAP
Are you going to cry?

[djohn2oo8]

Are you going to cry?
Donut fetish :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Are you going to cry?
What kind of donuts did you get on your way to work today?

[MavDynasty]

Are you going to cry?

You think the Duncan era is over tbh?

[Horse]

I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.

[mavs>spurs]

:lol there is NO way you are a 34 year old adult :rollin

you act and post like you're 12

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.
:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.
Well what does masturbating with jelly donuts say?

[Fergie The Florists]

I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.

:lol you tell em horse! Let's roll these raggedy ann's

[Ace]

I didn't say shit I don't care what you faggots call me. Your sorry ass teams have been home for weeks now. Maybe if we had a rapist on our team we could get some calls. What are you losers doing here now anyway. Don't you have to play dungeons and dragons or something. Should'nt you be in bed praying your little dick is one day bigger than your moms?

Neal is a rapist you idiot be@ner :lol

[midnightpulp]

:lol you tell em horse! Let's roll these raggedy ann's

Why is Tacker laughing at someone else's meltdown?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolMaybe he's half-be@ner, half-dago. Mom must've had an easy delivery with all the grease on that babeh.

[TIMMYtoZO]

I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.

:lol massage therapist
:lol passionate for donuts
:lol be@ner

[Fergie The Florists]

Why is Tacker laughing at someone else's meltdown?

I can smell your butthurtness from here brah :lol

[MavDynasty]

:lmao NBA forum taking a collective jizz all over horse

[MavDynasty]

I can smell your butthurtness from here brah :lol

Brittney spears layup videos

lolololololololol

[TIMMYtoZO]

I can smell your butthurtness from here brah :lol

Sup, NewCastleKEG. :lol

[Fergie The Florists]

Brittney spears layup videos

lolololololololol

shrimp dick :lol

[MavDynasty]

lol tacker getting owned by duncan228

That tells a lot

[Venti Quattro]

:lol NewcastleKEG
:lol banned
:lol Bulls
:lol Derrick Rose
:lol supporting a gangbanger
:lol supporting a SAT cheater
:lol Chicago

[Creepn]

Tsk. Tsk. You guys are going to hell.:wakeup

[Ace]

Tbh, I would be surprised if horse graduated high school, not because his ethnicity but because he seems to be genuinely an idiot.

[Venti Quattro]

Oh he didn't close it. I just was on spurstalk.com instead of www.spurstalk.com so it wasn't logged in. Why are they making differences between w/ vs w/o www anyway? :lol :lol :lol

[Fergie The Florists]

lol tacker getting owned by duncan228

That tells a lot

How exactly did that dumb bitch "own" me? you dumb fucking zipperhead

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tbh, I would be surprised if horse graduated high school, not because his ethnicity but because he seems to be genuinely an idiot.
:lol if he really is 34 years old then god help him. He has the outbursts of someone who's raging on puberty hormones.

[midnightpulp]

How exactly did that dumb bitch "own" me? you dumb fucking zipperhead

Why you foaming at the mouth, brah?

[Fergie The Florists]

:lol if he really is 34 years old then god help him. He has the outbursts of someone who's raging on puberty hormones.

I'm sure he has at least seen a bitch naked.

[Fergie The Florists]

Why you foaming at the mouth, brah?

I smell butthurt

[Ace]

:lol if he really is 34 years old then god help him. He has the outbursts of someone who's raging on puberty hormones.

He's definitely a virgin...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm sure he has at least seen a bitch naked.
Do you think he was able to get into an American medical school :lmao

[MavDynasty]

:lol tacker
:lol bathroom pics
:lol changing your name on fb
:lol alligator pics

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol tacker
:lol bathroom pics
:lol changing your name on fb
:lol alligator pics
:lol medical school in Mexico
:lol too retarded to get into an American medical school

[Horse]

Tbh, I would be surprised if horse graduated high school, not because his ethnicity but because he seems to be genuinely an idiot.

Your mom thinks I'm brilliant. And what meltdown I enjoy playing with u kids. Kinda like u enjoy touching kids.:toast

[Fergie The Florists]

He's definitely a virgin...

dok is yes. This has been long established

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

sup tacker

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276155_100000679665307_414834012_n.jpg

[Ace]

Your mom thinks I'm brilliant. And what meltdown I enjoy playing with u kids. Kinda like u enjoy touching kids.:toast

^ Is that post even in English?

[Horse]

He's definitely a virgin...

Get your own line pussy.

[Horse]

^ Is that post even in English?

So u admit u do like young boys.

[Leetonidas]

sup tacker

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/276155_100000679665307_414834012_n.jpg

I miss the days of cheap Champion brand jerseys

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolHorse
:lol hands caked in donut glaze and semen
:lolindiscriminately licking his fingers

[djohn2oo8]

:lolHorse
:lol hands caked in donut glaze and semen
:lolindiscriminately licking his fingers
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Horse
:lol semen-glazed fingers
:lol oil-glazed fingers from massaging old, hairy men

[benefactor]

:lolHorse
:lol hands caked in donut glaze and semen
:lolindiscriminately licking his fingers
:lol blasting in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom stall
:lol toilet paper stuck to his fingers
:lol "Horse wuz here"

[The Gemini Method]

lol @ semen and donut glaze...blechhh

[Venti Quattro]

lol @ semen and donut glaze...blechhh

And then he uses his expertly made semen and donut glaze mixture to massage old, hairy men. :lmao

:lmao massage therapist

[TE]

:lmao

[benefactor]

This thread is reaching 90210 levels of group bukkake.

[Ace]

Get your own line pussy.
Pussy? You obviously have no idea what that is...

So u admit u do like young boys.
Gave up on the yo momma jokes?

[The Gemini Method]

And then he uses his expertly made semen and donut glaze mixture to massage old, hairy men. :lmao

:lmao massage therapist

Wowsa. That's just foul...

Pretty much spoiled the Vietnamese hottie massage therapist fantasy I was hoping to have tonight... jk

[midnightpulp]

I smell butthurt

So what you're saying is that the scent of another man's ass causes you to excessively salivate?

Well, given what we know about you, can't say I'm all that surprised.

[Venti Quattro]

So what you're saying is that the scent of another man's ass causes you to excessively salivate?

Well, given what we know about you, can't say I'm all that surprised.

lololololololololololololololololololololololololo lolololololololol

[Spurs9]

.

[MavDynasty]

Damn, what a jizzfest.

[Spurs9]

Horses cellphone:

http://i.imgur.com/wiTD2.jpg

Probably a little crusty from donut glaze tbh

[djohn2oo8]

Horses cellphone:

http://i.imgur.com/wiTD2.jpg

Probably a little crusty from donut glaze tbh

:lmao

[benefactor]

Someone else must be holding it. Fingers aren't fat enough tbh.

[Horse]

Pussy? You obviously have no idea what that is...

Gave up on the yo momma jokes?

I got a joke not 5, not , 6, not any dipshit.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I got a joke not 5, not , 6, not any dipshit.
Yo mamma jokes, "You like boys!" jokes, and jokes about Lebron saying "Not 5, not 6, etc."

You're a real beacon of originality.

[Bynum's grey hair]

I got a joke not 5, not , 6, not any dipshit.
Not 10, not 11, but 12 donuts :lol

[Horse]

Yo mamma jokes, "You like boys!" jokes, and jokes about Lebron saying "Not 5, not 6, etc."

You're a real beacon of originality.

The joke is in your hand pee-wee.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

:lol "horse"
:lol dunkin donuts
:lol spurs
:lol fat fuck
:lol yo momma jokes
:lol massage therapist

[timtonymanu]

:lol Horse
:lol fingers always sticky
:lol making love to donuts

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The joke is in your hand pee-wee.
:depresseddamn bro, that one really cut deep:depressed

[Horse]

Someone else must be holding it. Fingers aren't fat enough tbh.

Your mom loves my fingers. Wanna sniff?

[21_Dickings]

I got a joke not 5, not , 6, not any dipshit.

I got a joke for you:

Kobe 5: Duncan: 4

Put that in your donut and eat it, you marinara sauce making motherfucker.

[Horse]

:lol "horse"
:lol dunkin donuts
:lol spurs
:lol fat fuck
:lol yo momma jokes
:lol massage therapist

Choke city laughing at the spurs? Do u jack off to that cuban pic?

[Bynum's grey hair]

Your mom loves my fingers. Wanna sniff?
Who else besides you like sniffing jelly and semen?

[Bynum's grey hair]

I got a joke for you:

Kobe 5: Duncan: 4

Put that in your donut and eat it, you marinara sauce making motherfucker.
:lmao

[Horse]

I got a joke for you:

Kobe 5: Duncan: 4

Put that in your donut and eat it, you marinara sauce making motherfucker.

The league gave him 4 of the 5.

[timtonymanu]

I wonder how many of his clients have made complaints that they had sticky skin after he massaged them.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Do u jack off to that cuban pic?
Even if he did, at least he doesn't jack off with donuts :lol

:lol jacking off with donuts

[Bynum's grey hair]

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/food/funny-donuts/funny-donut.jpg

[Bynum's grey hair]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1009/it-was-a-great-night-nailer-donut-face-funny-demotivational-poster-1283834057.jpg

[21_Dickings]

The league gave him 4 of the 5.

Can't really tell from the picture, but do you have one of those douchey chin-strap style beards?

Smart move to cut your facial hair that short, I guess. This way, you don't have to spend an excessive amount of time vacuuming the donut crumbs off your face each day.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not 10, not 11, but 12 donuts :lol

:lmao

[Ace]

I got a joke not 5, not , 6, not any dipshit.

Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts. :lol

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can't really tell from the picture, but do you have one of those douchey chin-strap style beards?

Smart move to cut your facial hair that short, I guess. This way, you don't have to spend an excessive amount of time vacuuming the donut crumbs off your face each day.

:rollin

[The Reckoning]

Horse is one of my favorite posters now tbh. dude doesnt back down.

[Ace]

Horse is one of my favorite posters now tbh. dude doesnt back down.

He's the new koriwhat tbh

[The Reckoning]

but for real remember det time when newcastlekeg committed suicide by mod after the d rose injury?

i think no amount of spurs fan breakdowns can top that one during these playoffs. imo that was a very underrated event.

[mavs>spurs]

Horse is one of my favorite posters now tbh. dude doesnt back down.

you're used to befriending the most unlikely of fellows though

being friends with horse is like par the course for pats little bro, tbh

[TIMMYtoZO]

Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts. :lol

:lmao:lmao

[Bynum's grey hair]

You know shit is rough when ACE is bullying n!ggas :lol

[jeebus]

:lol horse
:lol his hero is Kenneth Pinyan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol horse
:lol his hero is Kenneth Pinyan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)

Holy hell I actually read some of that:lmao


The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan[1] (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor,[2] died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. He had videotaped previous sex acts with the horses and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands.
During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

:lmao

[jeebus]

Holy hell I actually read some of that:lmao



:lmao

son that first sentence is all you really had to read. :lol

[benefactor]

Horse is one of my favorite posters now tbh. dude doesnt back down.
Endless mom joke comebacks are less about showing resilience and more about not having higher than an 8th grade education.

[Horse]

Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts. :lol
And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little dick of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with jizz-stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?:rollin

[21_Dickings]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little dick of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with jizz-stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?:rollin

Why do all your insults involve masturbating with food?

Seems to me like you have some expertise in that area.

[LkrFan]

Can you imagine Horse raging at the Dunkin' Donuts cashier is one those Guido accents?

"Youse forgots to put exter sprinkles on my donit, bro? Whadda ya, retahded? Fugetaboutit. Just gimmie a nudder one."

:lol

[Horse]

Can't really tell from the picture, but do you have one of those douchey chin-strap style beards?

Smart move to cut your facial hair that short, I guess. This way, you don't have to spend an excessive amount of time vacuuming the donut crumbs off your face each day.

Obviously u can't tell, fucking moron it's nothing like that. Is it your lack of vision or being inexperienced with facial hair, seeing that u can't grow any. Although I'm sure your girlfriend has plenty.

[Horse]

Who else besides you like sniffing jelly and semen?

I said your mom loves my fingers that means they smell like tuna:blah not jelly dumb dumb.

[djohn2oo8]

A 34 yr old man posting like a 12 year old doesn't seem real. Like you want to believe it's just a horrible trolljob :lol

[21_Dickings]

Obviously u can't tell, fucking moron it's nothing like that. Is it your lack of vision or being inexperienced with facial hair, seeing that u can't grow any. Although I'm sure your girlfriend has plenty.

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a bitch. Probably have to take a metal brush to that motherfucker.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

[Horse]

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a bitch. Probably have to take a metal brush to that motherfucker.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

I use a horse brush. Then I use my horsecock on your mom.Then your dad begs me to fuck him, but has to rape u instead cause i'm no fag.

[Horse]

A 34 yr old man posting like a 12 year old doesn't seem real. Like you want to believe it's just a horrible trolljob :lol

Is that how u felt about your disappointment in Yao's career?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little dick of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with jizz-stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?:rollin

:lmao jesus christ this fatass wop is angry

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a bitch. Probably have to take a metal brush to that motherfucker.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Horse
:lol yo momma jokes
:lol fat wop
:lol Spurs fan from Long Island
:lol bandwagon
:lol donut lover
:lol a dozen a day

[djohn2oo8]

Is that how u felt about your disappointment in Yao's career?
No, but you should feel somewhat embarrassed when you tell chicks you fuck donuts for a living. :lol

[djohn2oo8]

FDGMB. "Fuck Donuts Get Money Bitches" :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

[Spurs da champs]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

:lol

[jeebus]

:lmao Horse
:lmao fat ass
:lmao would run away from a fight in person
:lmao maybe not run, but slowly waddle
:lmao 90% of his posts talk about penis
:lmao speaking of penis, he massages cock to support his donut habit
:lmao disgusting fuck
:lmao picks up 5 dozen donuts every morning, claims its for his coworkers
:lmao "u"

[Ace]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little dick of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with jizz-stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?:rollin

So descriptive, now we know before donuts, it was fries..

[Horse]

:lmao Horse
:lmao fat ass
:lmao would run away from a fight in person
:lmao maybe not run, but slowly waddle
:lmao 90% of his posts talk about penis
:lmao speaking of penis, he massages cock to support his donut habit
:lmao disgusting fuck
:lmao picks up 5 dozen donuts every morning, claims its for his coworkers
:lmao "u"

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me motherfucker I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.

[LkrFan]

I now fear donuts with cream filling because of people in the donut industry like Horse.

:lol

[Blake]

And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

[BlackSwordsMan]

Horse is pulling his weight in this thread. U should be all ashamed.

[Ace]

Horse is pulling his weight in this thread. U should be all ashamed.

He's used to pulling a lot of weight tbh...

[Horse]

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

that's the going rate.

[Venti Quattro]

$60 an hour for a massage?

damn that's high

If Ghazi pays $250 for handjobs, $60 for a massage might not be far-fetched, to be honest.

[Monostradamus]

:lmao Horse is the best thing to happen to the NBA Forum in quite some time. Not since the Prime Rogue era have I laughed this much at ST.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol everyone's getting in to ride the Horsie

[Bynum's grey hair]

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me motherfucker I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.
Translation: "Meet me downtown at UTSA even though I won't show up because the closest I'll come is the outskirts of SA, so I can say I was in SA but you didn't show up"

[benefactor]

I must have said something that hit home. You wanna know if I'll run? Come see me motherfucker I won't be back in SA till next season but I'll meet you halfway.
:lol horse going 90210. Guess it was only a matter of time.

[Bill_Brasky]

Speaking of Horses, I'll Have Another won't be racing at Belmont tomorrow.


:depressed

[Horse]

:lol horse going 90210. Guess it was only a matter of time.
How did I start this? The word fight did not come from me.

[Horse]

Translation: "Meet me downtown at UTSA even though I won't show up because the closest I'll come is the outskirts of SA, so I can say I was in SA but you didn't show up"
I'll go wherever you faggots are, I just wanna make it fair. I live 8 hr from San Antonio.

[Horse]

Fat? They call me Slim Jim Motherfucker. I'm the only honest one on here. Let's see some of your pictures, let's make it an even playing field. I'm Hollwood handsome bitches. Bring your photo album so we can see what kind of pimple-faced, limp-dick virgins we're dealing with.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Fat? They call me Slim Jim Motherfucker. I'm the only honest one on here. Let's see some of your pictures, let's make it an even playing field. I'm Hollwood handsome bitches. Bring your photo album so we can see what kind of pimple-faced, limp-dick virgins we're dealing with.

:lol this retard is the gift that keeps on giving

:lol if you're slim jim, I'd hate to see what fat jim looks like

[Horse]

:lol this retard is the gift that keeps on giving

:lol if you're slim jim, I'd hate to see what fat jim looks like
I'm slim jim, fat jim is in my pants. Ask your mommy.:lol

[100%duncan]

:lol this retard is the gift that keeps on giving

:lol if you're slim jim, I'd hate to see what fat jim looks like

DoK showing no mercy :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao more yo momma jokes

[benefactor]

:lol fatty called slim jim
:lol in denial about your obesity

[djohn2oo8]

Somebody needs to make a "Slim Jim" troll pronto :lol

[TIMMYtoZO]

:lol this retard is the gift that keeps on giving

:lol if you're slim jim, I'd hate to see what fat jim looks like



I'm slim jim, fat jim is in my pants. Ask your mommy.:lol

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ace]

Fat? They call me Slim Jim Motherfucker. I'm the only honest one on here. Let's see some of your pictures, let's make it an even playing field. I'm Hollwood handsome bitches. Bring your photo album so we can see what kind of pimple-faced, limp-dick virgins we're dealing with.

Slim Jim? Do they call you einstein too? :rollin

[mavs>spurs]

poor horse is like an abused animal, snapping at anything that comes near :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

I'm slim jim, fat jim is in my pants. Ask your mommy.:lol

lold

[timtonymanu]

:lol Slim Jim
:lol donut porn

[Horse]

I had grilled chicken and rice for lunch, while you faggots are eating lunchables or a double cheeseburger you got with your employee discount. Now I'm not a little bitch like you guys, I don't fit in my girlfriends(Sorry you probably refer to her as mom) clothes like you do.

[100%duncan]

Fuck man, you're really embarrassing your self. :rollin

[clambake]

this thread delivers

[djohn2oo8]

http://9thcivic.com/gallery/albums/post/200df_ORIG_disbelief.gif

[redzero]

This guy can't be a real poster.

[Horse]

You faggots just keep living your fakeass lives. I have to go back to this place you've probably never heard of called work.

[100%duncan]

http://9thcivic.com/gallery/albums/post/200df_ORIG_disbelief.gif

:lol

[Horse]

This guy can't be a real poster.
I come to talk basketball, these dicks got into all the nonsense.

[Ace]

I had grilled chicken and rice for lunch, while you faggots are eating lunchables or a double cheeseburger you got with your employee discount. Now I'm not a little bitch like you guys, I don't fit in my girlfriends(Sorry you probably refer to her as mom) clothes like you do.

So atleast you're admitting to be fat, it's a start. :lol

[timtonymanu]

You faggots just keep living your fakeass lives. I have to go back to this place you've probably never heard of called work.

rofl massaging men with your sticky fingers

[djohn2oo8]

This guy can't be a real poster.
That's what I'm saying. This comedy seems too good to be true.

[skut_farkus]

Slim jim:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

I had grilled chicken and rice for lunch, while you faggots are eating lunchables or a double cheeseburger you got with your employee discount. Now I'm not a little bitch like you guys, I don't fit in my girlfriends(Sorry you probably refer to her as mom) clothes like you do.

This might be the greatest unintentionally funny post in the history of ST:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Horse]

Slim jim:lmao

2 of the gayest pics I've ever seen.

[Ace]

This might be the greatest unintentionally funny post in the history of ST:lmao:lmao:lmao

He intentionally tried to be funny but it didn't work the way he thought it would. :lol

[Horse]

This might be the greatest unintentionally funny post in the history of ST:lmao:lmao:lmao

Whats funny is I'm sure you don't stop at womens clothes you got the lipstick and teased hair too so your faggot tranny ass can go give handys in an ice cream truck.

[Leon Black]

:lmao horse
:lmao fat wop
:lmao donut porn
:lmao macho slim jim savage
:lmao massage therapists with no customers
:lmao yo momma jokes
:lmao obese

[skut_farkus]

2 of the gayest pics I've ever seen.

4 of the fattest fingers I have ever seen.

[jag]

I didn't say shit I don't care what you faggots call me. Your sorry ass teams have been home for weeks now. Maybe if we had a rapist on our team we could get some calls. What are you losers doing here now anyway. Don't you have to play dungeons and dragons or something. Should'nt you be in bed praying your little dick is one day bigger than your moms?

[Spurs da champs]

Dudes a grown ass man & his comebacks are weaker then a 5th graders.

[thispego]

Dudes a grown ass man & his comebacks are weaker then a 5th graders.

than

weaker than a 5th grader

[jeebus]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f143/pwit/HomerDonuts.gif

[Blake]

I'm slim jim, fat jim is in my pants. Ask your mommy.:lol

I call horse shit

[benefactor]

jHH5It6m3P0

[Reck]

So is horse the new luva? :lol

[jag]

:lol the skin of his clients are sticky after a session

:lmao


I'm honored that you pimple-face queers would leave your moms basement and donate so much of your time to me. Not really surprised you loser have nothing better to do. Coming to another teams page and talking shit after they lose just screams virgin, so enjoy your jergens lotion jerkoff beiber loving faggots.


Fat? They call me Slim Jim Motherfucker. I'm the only honest one on here. Let's see some of your pictures, let's make it an even playing field. I'm Hollwood handsome bitches. Bring your photo album so we can see what kind of pimple-faced, limp-dick virgins we're dealing with.

There's some special shit going on in this thread.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Don't fuck with me, faggots...I had grilled chicken & rice today!

[pass1st]

http://gothamist.com/2012/03/21/new_video_of_lardy_loser_who_groped.php

[Stalin]

so much win in this thread

[leemajors]

So then you don't have a chin-strap? Damn, cleaning the donut crumbs and dried frosting from your beard must be a bitch. Probably have to take a metal brush to that motherfucker.

Or is the point to have a scruffy beard, so that it can collect whatever debris flakes off from the donuts you're eating to be stored for future consumption?

Again. Smart move. Fat dude like you probably got the beetus, so if your blood sugar levels get dangerously low and you find yourself without immediate access to food, you can simply lick your beard to raise it back up to normal.

tbh this may have left a mark:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hOPON_VqaEM/S7YLoN7EnQI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/E1qipr7haGk/s400/adameveheadgearchinstrapon-ia-m-ib-m984_1186408-c-600x600.jphe

[Goran Dragic]

lol Horse
lol complaing to Kori about me

[Spurs9]

jHH5It6m3P0

Holy shit its Horse :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

I bet he bought some Donuts off video tbh

[Ace]

Whats funny is I'm sure you don't stop at womens clothes you got the lipstick and teased hair too so your faggot tranny ass can go give handys in an ice cream truck.

Given your knowledge of trannys giving handys at the ice cream truck and the fact you're fat, it's safe to assume you've had a few handys by trannys?

[LkrFan]

http://gothamist.com/2012/03/21/new_video_of_lardy_loser_who_groped.php

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2012_02_suspev1.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Monostradamus]

Whats funny is I'm sure you don't stop at womens clothes you got the lipstick and teased hair too so your faggot tranny ass can go give handys in an ice cream truck.

You are my favorite human being.

[DeadlyDynasty]

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2012_02_suspev1.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Rex Ryan?